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:retzielikes: Charlie :) Weight off your mind :dancing: Big ups: - Fruit bat nearly finished. Scalpel blade cuts + hydrogen peroxide = Ouch, plus now I'll never be a hand model. My bat skeleton has a wingspan of more than 1/2 a meter and her finger bones are long, alien and beautiful. Going to have ...

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He wears a bell just like a cow
He doesn't moo he goes 'meow'
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat.

There's much from them that we could learn
They bring us laughter and ringworm
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ZrP40wdlg

100 000 North Korean schoolchildren shit over your potato salad song, Dan.

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mecka wrote:Bigups to a massive cash bonus from work. First time ever and about time we were recognised for our achievements for the year. 24% increase in sales in the department i manage over the last 12 months!

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sexy sounding stuff about traps That all sounds absolutely awesome but can I use them as sensual exotic massage aids for my partner and I? For starters, warm her up with this oil: Loganberry Oil - LO: A touch of this to your favourite lure or urine. If you are feeling very adventurous, why not spla...

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Ha FS. The nuclear heat one sounds interesting! I get that whole 'wtf am I doing' thing at work on a weekly basis. One of my projects at the moment involves vermin-proofing nuclear and toxic waste landfills (humanely), which led me to this website: http://www.traps.com.au/lures.htm Dobbins One of Am...

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JAMESSSS wrote:Oh I turned down tickets to that last night, should I not have?

Missed out.

Was

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http://images.theage.com.au/2010/07/18/1700191/bailey_main-420x0.jpg This. Also: BBQ awesomeness at Casa Del JBS Sniggering at the lacquered orange bints and knuckle-dragging luddites who were stumbling, zombie-like, through the CBD on Saturday night The Amazing Bodies exhibition (baby giraffe skel...

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Ant/butterfly symbiotic interactions are so cool. My head is imploding with the insaneness of it all. Camponotus ants digging chambers at the base of the species of tree that the mistletoe that the butterfly larvae feed on, and then attending the butterflies. The butterfly larvae secrete sugar from ...

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i think meaning that shit seafood 'extender' d. 'crab sticks' are not really crab yanno ^^^ what Gnat said. http://www.howtocookfish.info/recipes/fish/surimi-seafood-extender-pic.jpg http://www.howtocookfish.info/recipes/fish/surimi-seafood-sticks-pic.jpg If you like it, then furrynuff... just thou...

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Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
*catalyst wrote:Serious though, keen on finding housemate. am not cunt as aforementioned.
no, your not a cunt mate. I will vouch for you as a lovely person

Seconded.

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I just went and got california roles - came in plastic. The keybaord - plastic screen - plastic buttons on my shirt - plastic speakers - plastic chair - plastic phone - plastic pen, stamp, phone charger, headphones - plastic water dispenser - plastic fridge - plastic CD's - plastic I am going to ha...

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Spent the weekend clearing blackberries and shovelling serious quantities of mud in an effort to restore some frog habitat. I've now lost feeling in my thumb on my right hand :( Think it is tendonitis, but probably damaged some nerves there too. So annoying and my palm is in serious amounts of pain....

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That sounds RAD babe! I love how many people just keep travelling on here, makes me remember to do the same. REALLY wanna do that Zorbing thing, bring THAT on. Updated insurance link: http://chartistravelinsurance.com.au/mates/default.aspx :D :smt006 cia! Fucking ACE, thankyou. Beginner action is w...

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Decided on the weekend i want to go skiing next year. New Zealand in 2011! Not an overly awesome skiier, thinking Queenstown be the best option.. suggestions welcome! Awesome Bo! :smt006 Queenstown or Wanaka, lady. Both rule :kooislayer.: Def. put some $$$ aside for one or two lessons... they'll ge...

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I have to agree with Dboy. Spanish chickas are smoking. Especially the ones from the south that start getting a bit darker and North african style features coming in from when the Moors ruled Spain. Like the one in that right pic. anyway back to football. you took Tuesday off CIA? hope you can make...

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Lol Witty.

DBoy: chick in the second picture does have massive norks, but her face is an aborted tumor. Is that where the 'Spanish' comes in? Do you could put a pillowcase over her head and fap with her tits?

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deviant wrote:
JAMESSSS wrote:GO DUTCHIES!
this

Taken Tuesday am off work. Bring. It. On.

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Someone legit is going to get their brain mooshed over a windscreen and everyone is going to be all 'lolz 'sif'

Hope it is a mini-van containing all the moistened bints from The View.

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On a cheerier note, checked out the dinner menu at St Ali. Much more asian than their breakfast/lunch offerings, but are def. worth the trip soufside. Amazing service, nice selection of wines and they are happy to whip up a banquet... we had a mad feast; twice-cooked duck curry, crisp roast-pork wit...

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Went to Gingerboy last week, all good but standout was Seven scored waygu striploin with mustard greens and black pepper sauce. It came with this amazing coconut rice which was really more like a tapioca and went so well with the sauce and meat. Yum. Had a fairly FA1L experience with that same dish...

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NEDERLAND IN HET FINALE!!!!!!

Leuke spiel

Final goal from U R GHey had me a bit worried, then the ref was all ditzing around not calling the game....

BUT WE MADE IT!!!!

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That was the best game!!!!!!

So exciting

HOEPLA NEDERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Also, anyone with a few minutes on their hands should look up the effect of phthalates... readily leached from plastic (like that healthy bottle of water you just bought)... Act as endocrine disruptors, possibly contributing to obesity, feminisation of men (to blame for Beckam and pink polo-shirts?)...

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In news that should probably be receiving more attention, Sperm Whales have about 2 generations at most to live. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/25/toxins-found-in-whales-wi_n_625417.html The crux of the issue is that these whales are at the top of the food chain, and biomagnification of pollu...

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The jury is still out on Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD). There is no clear correlation between location of mobile phone towers and colony collapse. At the moment, entomologists seem to think that a build-up of novel pesticides in the environement are the major contributors to this disorder, but noth...

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I liked the one with the green dots.

Lol.

I speak teh artz good.

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Congrats Lady GK

Will be there fo sho!!!

xx

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So I looked up Fred Basset in Wikipedia. I've decided that the paragraph below is wiki-speak for 'a comic that is shit': The nature and intention of the Fred Basset strip can best be understood by reading several strips together, as in the Annuals. Read singly, the strips can seem too abstract by th...

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GOTD: Fred Basset. Why does this comic strip exist??????? (Footnote: not an existential question, but one that plagued me all weekend. The best answer I've received so far is 'to make the other comic strips seem funnier'... but this argument would suggest that in the presence of Fred Bassett, that A...

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Lolz at penetration tester.

The geotech engineers in my office are all issued with pocket penetrometers when they start with us to test penetration in the field.

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Only two hours sleep last night, and it's showing. Writing a report on contamination of heavy metals & I keep on writing 'Zonc' or 'Zunc' instead of Zinc.

Feck.

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Hoepla Nederland!!!!!

They won't make it much further tho... usually go ok until the 3rd round, after which they get a bit out of their depth.

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Bleeding soft love. Felt.

Mills & Boon for the gay market?

Wow, amazing weekend.

I had no idea Sydney was so into Dubstep tho. The deeper and the more womwomwomwom it got, the more people loved on it.

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Lol Foo.

Business Modelling.

Yr Doin It Rong.

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This is what I had suspected...

You answered my question quite succinctly YI, so yes, I believe I have placed this in the correct forum

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Dear Informed Group, I'm clueless when it comes to the nightclub industry... do you guys think that this is a result of people tightening their belts in the UK ('austerity measures'), the result of massive taxes, or that the stats don't actually say anything at all (i.e. how can you compare 87 with ...

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Boyz Own Snow Trip. W1N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd love to organise a Girls Own Trip... one of my best friends competed in the world cup and x-games in half-pipe and she completely rips :) The only other girl who can keep up with us lives on the other side of the planet tho :( Needs a minimum of 3 imo. ^^...

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Lolz Dan

w000000t to teh snowz!!! Would not be seen dead in one of those, but have been busy making new beanies for the upcoming year of winter.

I

snowboarding so much

Anyone hitting the slopes soon?

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@ Spiral

Massive Ups: Funktrust partaaay in Sydders to see some AV/DJ album launch goodness with the boy, his bro and Lady Julz this weekend.

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youthful_implants wrote:I'm resigning today which I suppose is a BU.

Wait. What?

Congrats in order... is always a big deal to step out of teh comfort zone.

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Congrats and then some, Mr Nick!!!

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Big the Fuck Up to being over it and just walking out the door. Need a weekend between me and reality. Could not be fucked calculating toxicity of petroleum hydrocarbon fractions to kelp forests or sea otters or Manatees (Last Chance to See BTW). What is the point? It is going to keep gushing like a...

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O.H.

Fo Rizzle.

Having said that, Mr Lynt was pretty obsessed with Fixies from the get-go. I thought that was just cos he wanted to be LC... but perhaps he was one of those fashion forerunner types that Just Jeans marketing people stealth-stalk for ideas on the 'next big thing'.

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MAD nasi goreng last night followed by Bell Shakespeare's 'King Lear'. :retzielikes: Was super awesome, cos all the characters were dressed as hipsters, so when they were stabbed/had their eyes cut out/were hanged I was all :smt007 yayyyyyzzz one less hipster to annoy the fck out of me. Pity they al...

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Young furries are so lol.

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Wowsers!! I'd LOVE an armadillo skull!! Well looky what I found today ... I think it's even past the point where locals will steal and eat him (unless this is how you make armadillo jerky...?) It's pretty close to town, so I can revisit when I get back in August, but am willing to intervene sooner ...

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More development terrifying rather excitment. Death throws of dieing leader teaching son the leader ways for future of terrifying reign to continue? Insider Traitor !! No Doubt from Murderous South !! Just Because Entire Regime is Dying, Not Just Dear Leader, Does Not Mean All Should Take On Corrup...

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