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by The Antichrist
Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2472972

Re: The Big Up Thread

Big Ups Arizona iced tea, Kentaro on the sennies and Aesop Resurrection Hand Balm for nuking frostbite on chin and nose.
by The Antichrist
Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4425339

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

ZOMG raptors are amazing birds. I'm doing some research on the giant cnidaria that gather along the coast of Japan at the moment: arent you sposed to be filiming a movie or something? No filming involved. Just researching and documenting the complete and utter rape of the planet so that when the ra...
by The Antichrist
Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4425339

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

ZOMG raptors are amazing birds.

I'm doing some research on the giant cnidaria that gather along the coast of Japan at the moment:

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by The Antichrist
Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Replies: 145
Views: 24726

Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult

:lol: Gold, Flipster. Someone has to stick up for us scientists. I wasn't going to post in this thread because, as Flippo has already stated, we have all had this argument before. Science isn't immune to paradigms and dogma, but (imo) it is the best system we have for filtering bullshit, and unlike ...
by The Antichrist
Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:47 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Aus Day Eve - CLAUDE VONSTROKE (Dirtybird / SF) - Revolver
Replies: 10
Views: 2059

Re: Aus Day Eve - CLAUDE VONSTROKE (Dirtybird / SF) - Revolver

:) Massive ups to 10.15 for putting on such a mad night. Who's afraid of Detroit? No-one who was at this bash seemed to be. Also, thumbs up to sevenmilligram for being a mad khunt and making the trip home one of the funniest parts of the evening (morning?), A1 Studmuffin and N for hospitality, Hardy...
by The Antichrist
Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:05 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Aus Day Eve - CLAUDE VONSTROKE (Dirtybird / SF) - Revolver
Replies: 10
Views: 2059

Re: Aus Day Eve - CLAUDE VONSTROKE (Dirtybird / SF) - Revolver

When I was superintendent of schools in Palo Alto, California, Polly Tyner, the president of our board of trustees, wrote a letter that was printed in the Palo Alto Times. Polly's son, Jim, had great difficulty in school. He was classified as educationally handicapped and required a great deal of p...
by The Antichrist
Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:04 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: MB.C Alias BBQ
Replies: 28
Views: 4761

:twisted:
by The Antichrist
Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2675453

jbs wrote:THANKS FOR LISTENING GOD!
No Problemo.
by The Antichrist
Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aliases exposed
Replies: 101
Views: 13279

my first is in creaming and also in cunt
my second is in is but isn't in shunt
my third is an a; all three make my front.
by The Antichrist
Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: MB.C Birthday Party - 18th November Edinburgh Gardens
Replies: 1043
Views: 100613

Alternative logons have feelings too, you know.




































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by The Antichrist
Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: hidden users...
Replies: 46
Views: 5027

I have several stalkers, so i need to be careful. :teef: Ooooh, Dboy, there you are you naughty thing!! I've been writing and writing to you, but I know you are all busy, and the voices in my head tell me that you love me as much as I love you, so I hope you love the horse head I left on your bed. ...
by The Antichrist
Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Armageddon outta here
Replies: 113
Views: 12728

HahahaaaaaarrrrRRRRRrrrr. I am here :twisted: You can run. But you can't hide. Unless you are a ninja. but seriously, folks, surviving armageddon is simple. Just pack a handy-dandy kit with that contains the following things, and come-what-may, you will be just fine; 1. A packet of coloured pipe-cle...
by The Antichrist
Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Rules to live by
Replies: 219
Views: 17844

What about us gay boys??? Do we have to go up to girls and say "I'm in the closet and married with a kid, so don't worry, even when hell freezes over I'm not going to go near a gutted ewok. So tell me about you. Do you like stuff, eh?!!", and go up to guys and go "I'm in the closet, b...
by The Antichrist
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

paranoid edge wrote:
Hardy wrote:I knew it... Satan is a pussy. Little bitch didn't show. From now it's Jesus or STFU.
DAMN STRAIGHT!

Have fun at yoofgroup, kids. :cry:











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by The Antichrist
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:17 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

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by The Antichrist
Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

See you at the rave tomorrow antieviljesuschrist!!! I'll try and catch you there. I'll be MCing on the floor where each and every big brother housemate, both past and present, makes a special guest appearence and is condemned, one by one, to the special D-grade celebrity layer of hell. Features of ...
by The Antichrist
Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Well here we go, Kids. In the words of one of one of the Dark Lord's favorite bands, "It's the Fiiinal count-down dededellleeeedo didellidedooo deededeleeedooo didelidedooodee doo de de doo de de doo de de dede de de doooo waah waa whwhwaaaaaa" He also likes "Electric Blue" by Ic...
by The Antichrist
Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

So are you saying 6.6.6 is actually the onset of a rave? A big rave. Well... it depends on who you are. Pretty much every cynic will be sent to earth-core, where munted hippy-ferals will go up to them every 10 minutes and tell them how beautiful their auras are. Fundamentalist christians will find ...
by The Antichrist
Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Sorry to disappoint you, but the Dark Lord and I are Raving how could that dissappoint!?? RAVE ON!!!!! :twisted: Should be fun. The psy-trance raves we have planned are chock-a-block with crusties who use patachouli oil to enhance their BO, everyone is given a whistle, and the manatory uniform cons...
by The Antichrist
Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Shit. Tomorrow i have an end of semester crit. Lets hope it all goes pear shaped mid way through. 8) Sorry guys, the nature of hell/the end of the world is such that, until the big man has time to judge your soul, you will be stuck in a sort of twilight zone. Yes, it may go pear-shaped, but more al...
by The Antichrist
Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:03 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Fuck I am tired. Tomorrow is supposed to go off all crazy-stylez, with the wailing and the gnashing of teeth, and the angst and the explosions and the tornados and other stuff. Fuck. People are so easily disappointed these days. Have you honestly given any thought to the guys who are supposed to bri...
by The Antichrist
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

ghetto kitty wrote:i can turn any dark lord, preferences aside...

hell leave you twirling on the dancefloor...trust me
With Katie I just close my eyes and imagine it is the other hole.
by The Antichrist
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

im carving up my inner thighs as we type in the hope that his salubrious fire lord will eat me, when he arrives. that is all. Sorry to disappoint you, but the Dark Lord and I are Raving Queers. We don't eat kitty or pussy, we absolutley love the soundtrack to "Queer as Folk" and Depeche M...
by The Antichrist
Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

A few interesting facts about "Australia's most beautiful lady"... Mwwahha ha haaaaaaaa :twisted: I put a demon in your midst, barely disguised as a woman and these are the results :smt017 "She was also a skit performer for several years on 'The Midday Show' and soon after she was a r...
by The Antichrist
Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:21 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Hmmm. I can assure you that there will be lots of fucking, and lots of fucking up, and things becoming completely fucked, and people going "FUUUUCK" But the logistics of a llama and a duck fucking... well... you see my point. He may be the dark lord, but there are some basic laws that both...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 30, 2006 12:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Don't remind me. I'm supposed to be designing a special layer of Hell for Madelaine West. I was like "just put her in with Georgie Parker and the cast of Home and Away", but Nooooo, the Dark Lord has to have her suffer for all the suffering she has caused with her unbearable, excruciating...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 30, 2006 11:09 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: kitties daily words of insight
Replies: 49
Views: 4897

That's a big 10-4. We'll see you on the evening before 6-6-6 for a dress rehersal. Do you mind if your skirt is made from the viscera of the undead, and your pom-poms are capilliaries woven together with the silk of spiders that have killed small children?? If not, we'll be seein' yo ass shortly, ho...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 30, 2006 10:56 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: kitties daily words of insight
Replies: 49
Views: 4897

im bored and thought id support ghetto k with some of my writing. these are just the lyrics from my old band. intifada and the politik of revenge - I’ll argue you into the ground. Six feet deep bunkers, coffins of concrete. As the bombs come hailing down. I wear my heart on my sleeve with a wired-u...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 30, 2006 10:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Don't remind me. I'm supposed to be designing a special layer of Hell for Madelaine West. I was like "just put her in with Georgie Parker and the cast of Home and Away", but Nooooo, the Dark Lord has to have her suffer for all the suffering she has caused with her unbearable, excruciating ...
by The Antichrist
Mon May 29, 2006 10:29 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Ahhh. Another weekend of preparation done and done. Succubus #433 (Gretel Kileen) is doing a bang-up job at the moment. So pround of her. Livinia Nixon is a problem, though. She needs to pull her finger out. It has been rammed inside Catriona Rowentree for the last three days. I keep on telling Livi...
by The Antichrist
Thu May 25, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4425339

Direktor wrote:So, who likes short shorts?
I like short shorts.

I also like men who wear short shorts. Like the ones that Tom of Finland draws.
by The Antichrist
Thu May 25, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

mrj it is getting weird that you are talking to yourself, maybe you are satan :shock: :evil: :evil: :evil: I am not, have never been, and never will be. I swear on the life of my fresh foetus. :lol: you answered in the wrong alias or whatever ??? I am not mrj, have never been, never will be. I swea...
by The Antichrist
Thu May 25, 2006 4:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

So is an asshole. Whats your point? Funny you should say "What's your point?". That is the name of a seminar that we have given to some of the new demon recruits. They had to sit through a 2 day seminar, but we stretched it out and managed to make it a 3 week compulsory course, with lots ...
by The Antichrist
Thu May 25, 2006 3:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

So is an asshole. Whats your point? Funny you should say "What's your point?". That is the name of a seminar that we have given to some of the new demon recruits. They had to sit through a 2 day seminar, but we stretched it out and managed to make it a 3 week compulsory course, with lots ...
by The Antichrist
Thu May 25, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

13. That is how much I love myself, on a scale of 1-10. Numbers sure are swell. I'm so glad we converted from the roman numeric system. One of the great disadvantages was the absence of zero, which made the development of mathematical modeling in n dimensions kinda tricky. Also, zero is shaped like ...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Say something nice about the person above.
Replies: 1922
Views: 130089

Ollie is cool, but his latest av is almost as bad as my latest movie.
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Rob M wrote:too bad the time is set by the solar alignments on this day. pwnd.
So is yo' Momma
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 5:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Only 15 days to go. Except for the countries on the other side of the date line. They get a bonus day of respite from Armageddon. Despite my skills, many of which you would be able to see if you checked out Mission Impossible 3, I am merely the Antichrist sent by the Dark Lord to lead thee all astra...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

deviant wrote:^^^ if you're not ready by the 6th of the 6th of the 6th then what happens?
All hell breaks loose.
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 3:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

15 days to go!!!! :shock: Don't remind me. Ever have one of those weeks where nothing goes to plan? I was all on schedule and shit, and then Katie goes and downloads some old Dawson's Creek pictures of the guy with the big forhead and fucks up my spreadsheets. Didn't make backups. Fuckin' fuck. :sh...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4425339

EDIT >> also check out my post count - 6699 . SPOOOOKY :shock: I work in mysterious ways. In fact that U2 song was about me before I had the 'operation'. :twisted: Hey man, we still going for beers with 'Dad' tonight? http://www.startsiden.no/magasin/2001/01/12/exorcist_180.jpg :smt033 Awww. You kn...
by The Antichrist
Tue May 23, 2006 2:49 pm
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Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4425339

mrj wrote: EDIT >> also check out my post count - 6699 . SPOOOOKY :shock:
I work in mysterious ways. In fact that U2 song was about me before I had the 'operation'. :twisted:
by The Antichrist
Thu May 18, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

I just received this memo from the Dark Lord. Warning: Afterlife Spoiler Ahead. He has been working on particular hell dimensions for some time now. Thes have been fully revised since the 9 layers of yore. For example, the Moderators of this forum have the following layers of hell all freshly baked ...
by The Antichrist
Thu May 18, 2006 12:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

I've actually been speaking to the IT Project Manager horseman, and he admitted that the apolocalypse still has a few bugs, and can't commit to a date for when the Apocolpyse will go live. Theres also a good chance that the apocolypse will be over budget. You may or may not be aware that Satan has ...
by The Antichrist
Thu May 18, 2006 11:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 666
Replies: 347
Views: 50668

Thankyou for your proposal. Satan has received it and is currently considering the possibility of upgrading his minions. Unfortunatley, due to the short time frame, he will have to limit the number of Horsemen added to the list. Horseman polo is currently under negotiation with the City of Melbourne...

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