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by Robot Rod
Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Moderators !!
Replies: 4
Views: 613

Re: Moderators !!

and.... the funny thiny is my missus is sitting next to me having a mad laugh knowing im a mad cat making mad cash with a dope job rocking a mad fam giving you wak cunts shit mhahahahaha. If i dont get banned i will continue to bag the fuck out of all of you cocksuckers...haha preston fo eva pigs !!...
by Robot Rod
Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:33 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: joke.
Replies: 104
Views: 3303

Re: joke.

youthful_implants wrote:Whats the difference between a dead hooker and the global credit crisis?

the global credit crisis fucks YOU in the ass.



Sounds like you are a massive credit crisis fan !
by Robot Rod
Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:31 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Moderators !!
Replies: 4
Views: 613

Moderators !!

HEY LIZ YOU FAT RED HEAD CUNT !! I just sent your jokes and copies of this website to current affair and got a call back and the rape jokes have gone down very well, funny that !! I hope you and your cronnies have a good time tonight at whatever nightclubs your are stroking each others pink bits, be...
by Robot Rod
Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:16 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: You are an ugly CUNT !!!
Replies: 12
Views: 872

You are an ugly CUNT !!!

:nic:
by Robot Rod
Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:03 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Whatever happend to...................
Replies: 2
Views: 230

Whatever happend to...................

FRONTSIDE............I remember seeing them live at XSIVE on little pink tings with orange dots, then again with white twirls.........

Then cones all night aftewards, like every week, still feeling the same vibe, GO MELBOURNE !!
by Robot Rod
Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Face Recognition Software in clubs
Replies: 52
Views: 1522

Re: Face Recognition Software in clubs

If more than 2 MB cock slaps are ANYWHERE i assume that place is rancid !!!
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 1342884

Re: Gripe thread

Trying to find some space doco's on the net because my son is hooked on all things universe and keep coming across shit on UFO'S, SPACE CONSPIRICYS, and WHO WILL WIN THE SPACE WARS !! Fuck me, the world has gone mad, what happend to a good old super nova man. Hippies and crack heads rule the world !
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 2185816

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

ghetto kitty wrote:so i had a meeting that got cancelled today,

what daytime TV should i be watching?

is jerry springer still on?


Nah, Springer is gone mate.
Not much on TV during the day GK, BLUES BROTHERS is on at 12 though. Chan 7
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Males prefer females who can cook good & like the same music
Replies: 60
Views: 1772

Re: Males prefer females who can cook good & like the same music

Im a chef AND the missus likes most of the music i listen too, apart from metal !

So yeah, id belive that !

*plus im rad as fuck *
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:33 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 2185816

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

Direkt wrote:
Robot Rod wrote:Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

:smt007

She's quite a nice MILF.

Biscuits.


Biscuits indeed !!

:D
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:12 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Therapy Sessions 6 - CURRENT VALUE & THE SECT 190609 -PHOTOS
Replies: 42
Views: 2520

Re: Therapy Sessions 6 - CURRENT VALUE & THE SECT - Sat 27 June

Hardy wrote:FUCK YEAH!!!

This is going to be VIOLENT. AWESOME lineup!


x2298

Its as close as you can get to blending metal and bass.....

:angry4:

bring it orrrrn !
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:10 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 2185816

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

:smt007
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:00 am
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Abelton live
Replies: 128
Views: 11301

Re: Abelton live

I use an M-Audio Axiom 25 (also available in larger flavours): http://www.cursoshacermusica.com/INDEX/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/axiom25_f.jpg It's pretty sturdy, but the endless knobs and lack of automap piss me off a bit. Keys + pads feel nice though (very much like an MPC). In ...
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I'm quitting smoking.
Replies: 138
Views: 4225

Re: I'm quitting smoking.

Baby steps man, im off the smokes now, been 2 months.
Im a chef at a 5 start joint and i figured smoking was a little dodgy making $80 dishes.
Either way it was a good incentive and now i have no urge what so ever, mind you i dont go out and drink much so not sure how hard that is !!
by Robot Rod
Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:52 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Therapy Sessions 6 - CURRENT VALUE & THE SECT 190609 -PHOTOS
Replies: 42
Views: 2520

Re: Therapy Sessions 6 - CURRENT VALUE & THE SECT - Sat 27 June

ctoafn_DMZ wrote:Hey guys - Change in date, we're looking at the Friday before (19th), you'll find out why soon enough...............

So keep that date free and venue should be annoucned this weekend with any luck ;-)



Somehow i feel this is going to be a GOOD thing yeah !!
by Robot Rod
Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:25 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?
Replies: 27
Views: 1085

Re: Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?

Thats cool guys, seems like a bit going on !!
Wil be checking a few of those gigs out.
Dysphemics tunes sound pretty cool as well, cheers !
by Robot Rod
Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:18 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: COOH - Sat 30th May - The Night Owl
Replies: 17
Views: 1126

Re: COOH - Sat 30th May - The Night Owl

On this one for sure...

:angry8:
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:42 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: new italtek track
Replies: 4
Views: 285

Re: new italtek track

Thats a sweet as track, sounds alot like early Metalheadz stuff, me likes !!
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 1342884

Re: Gripe thread

mixtress wrote:listen to the wind in your hair instead.

GOTD: The flu, it came barreling on top of me out of fucking nowhere this morning and I feel morbid :( And I have a job interview tomorrow


All good, just rode to her work and picked it up......
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:10 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?
Replies: 27
Views: 1085

Re: Any evil tunes to be heard...........

fooishbar wrote:'dubstep' refix of deftones - shove it
http://www.redeyerecords1.co.uk/sounds/mp3/21487.mp3



Not to bad, a little basic but i like the deftones, so cool.

* i ment clubs or nights in Melbs *

My mistake on the first post, more info yeah !
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:39 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?
Replies: 27
Views: 1085

Re: Any evil tunes to be heard...........

-aroes- wrote:yep
plz continue


ummmm, they should have some speakers there maybe !
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...
Replies: 8368
Views: 478412

Re: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...

Direkt wrote:This movie looks awesome! :lol:

NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=933FExsfU3c



:lol: :lol:

That movie looks massive, i wonder how well it will pole !!??
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: $900 coming your way, courtesy of your children
Replies: 563
Views: 14481

Re: $950 most likely coming your way, courtesy of the Govt.

Lizkins wrote:well chill out either way dude


that kind of behaviour ain't welcome around these parts *chewing on piece of straw*


Ok...may i have some straw then at least !!
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:24 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the youtube thread.
Replies: 2362
Views: 200419

Re: the youtube thread.

by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:18 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 1342884

Re: Gripe thread

I have to ride a hour to work each afternoon and back around midnight, and my missus has the jack that connects my MP3 player to my computer, now i have to listen to the same fucking Christian Smith mix over and over again......
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:16 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 2185816

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

DBoy wrote:teddy bear biscuits. Seriously/


With Milo ?
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:14 am
Forum: The Music
Topic: Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?
Replies: 27
Views: 1085

Re: Any evil tunes to be heard...........

..........like the old KRACHMACHER , i think it was called.
They were good nights !!
by Robot Rod
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:13 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: $900 coming your way, courtesy of your children
Replies: 563
Views: 14481

Re: $950 most likely coming your way, courtesy of the Govt.

mrj wrote:i think its within the context of this viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16149


Not quite, i was jaded before that MrJ !!

* I am a robot though *
by Robot Rod
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:09 pm
Forum: The Music
Topic: Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?
Replies: 27
Views: 1085

Any evil tunes to be heard in clubs around Melbourne ?

....out and about.
Dark techy drum and bass etc ??
by Robot Rod
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: $900 coming your way, courtesy of your children
Replies: 563
Views: 14481

Re: $950 most likely coming your way, courtesy of the Govt.

deviant wrote:you aren't a very nice person are you?


Im a very nice person, i just dont like most of you.
And seeing as i have met enough Melbanders to back that up i feel just fine.


:bs:
by Robot Rod
Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: $900 coming your way, courtesy of your children
Replies: 563
Views: 14481

Re: $950 most likely coming your way, courtesy of the Govt.

:nic: This cunt can use it on a $900 face kick !!
by Robot Rod
Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:12 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Reason question.
Replies: 8
Views: 821

Re: Reason question.

nic wrote:bad day?
hug time.


YES i would like a hug thanks !!
by Robot Rod
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:13 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Reason question.
Replies: 8
Views: 821

Re: Reason question.

nic wrote:drag C: drive to trash, restart and hold alt f4 on startup to access bios
from there reset everything and next startup it should be fine.



Wanker yeah, or cunt, either, and or !!
by Robot Rod
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Reason question.
Replies: 8
Views: 821

Reason question.

I just got a 22" Monitor and Reason looks small as on it, how can i make the prog look bigger ????
by Robot Rod
Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:23 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Native Instruments : Maschine
Replies: 13
Views: 1044

Re: Native Instruments : Maschine

Coolio. I have the Axiom 61 at home. Nice controller. Once you set it up its sweet, a bit of fucking around though. One thing i cant figure out is when i use it with Reason, my roatary knobs only move what i assign it to by a bees dick. Meaning, i assign a knob to a cut off and it works but i can t...
by Robot Rod
Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:33 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Native Instruments : Maschine
Replies: 13
Views: 1044

Re: Native Instruments : Maschine

Yeah, big NI fan here also. Had a quick squiz at Maschine at Store DJ last week, looks pretty sweet. I changed my mind anyway and grabbed the SONAR POWER STUDIO with a M-Audio Axiom 25. Now i got 6 in-6 out interface running battery with Sonar so i have heaps more options. Last minute decision, but...
by Robot Rod
Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:46 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: M-Audio - Axiom 25 - Midi nightmare
Replies: 3
Views: 441

Re: M-Audio - Axiom 25 - Midi nightmare

Thanks, got it all sorted.
Just had to suss out the cc numbers for each control..

Peace
by Robot Rod
Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:15 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: M-Audio - Axiom 25 - Midi nightmare
Replies: 3
Views: 441

M-Audio - Axiom 25 - Midi nightmare

I am trying to use my new M-AUDIO midi keyboard ( axiom 25 ) with SONAR POWER STUDIO 660 and its farked. I had it playing notes but no transport controls, BUT now it does nothing. I must have hit one or two of the buttons on the axiom and changed the settings, now i cant get it back...aggghhh ??????...
by Robot Rod
Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:36 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: E-MU E4XT Sampler
Replies: 0
Views: 194

E-MU E4XT Sampler

The filters are second to none, and its more than a sampler, it really is a wicked machine for sound design, so...............should i snap it up ?????????????

http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/aug99/a ... multra.htm
by Robot Rod
Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:01 pm
Forum: Mixes
Topic: [GLITCH-HOP/DUBSTEP] HEAVY INNIT MARCH MIX BY AFFIKS
Replies: 14
Views: 1730

Re: [GLITCH-HOP/DUBSTEP] HEAVY INNIT MARCH MIX BY AFFIKS

I never usually give props to mixes on here but this one is dope as AFFIKS !!

Been rocking it for 2 weeks now and the tracks are dope as.

Off Kilter - Tipper into Wobbleston - Vibe Squad is crazy man, badass !

NICE !
by Robot Rod
Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:18 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Native Instruments : Maschine
Replies: 13
Views: 1044

Native Instruments : Maschine

http://www.native-instruments.com/newre ... neoverview

Picking mine up tomorrow and cant wait.
Been playing on it for 2 days and its dope, really easy to use and has some mad features !
by Robot Rod
Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:49 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Your sample collection - How to organise
Replies: 8
Views: 533

Re: Your sample collection - How to organise

I wrote a Windows tool to non-destructively categorize + sort huge sample libraries into categories based on filename/path search criteria (eg. "kick", "bd", "kd"): m Now all I do when I buy a sample CD is copy it to my HDD under C:\Samples\<name of CD> and Aural Probe...
by Robot Rod
Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:25 pm
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: Your sample collection - How to organise
Replies: 8
Views: 533

Your sample collection - How to organise

I have a few sample packs and what not now and find it hard to find what i want quickly. At the moment i have them in their kits ie : Smokers Delight, Jay Dee collection, Drum Machines etc etc. But i find this way a little hard get around. I was thinking about placing all my kicks together, snares, ...
by Robot Rod
Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: weird food
Replies: 94
Views: 2543

Re: weird food

I love raw cabbage and frozen beans ( not together )

But frozen beans are the bomb !
by Robot Rod
Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The House Hunting Thread: "Be vewy, vewy quiet..."
Replies: 569
Views: 73870

Re: The House Hunting Thread: "Be vewy, vewy quiet..."

Stay at my house Will, you can lay out front of my front door so i can wipe my shit stained shoes on you everyday after work.
by Robot Rod
Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:27 am
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: FOR SALE : Roland Juno G and AKG Headphones.
Replies: 1
Views: 392

Re: FOR SALE : Roland Juno G and AKG Headphones.

Tis gone my friends....................
by Robot Rod
Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:05 am
Forum: Production & Technology
Topic: FOR SALE : Roland Juno G and AKG Headphones.
Replies: 1
Views: 392

FOR SALE : Roland Juno G and AKG Headphones.

I am getting rid of a few things to fund my trip to Cambodia later this year. The Juno is only 2 months old and comes boxed with manulas and Sonar LE. Its in perfect condition and sounds great. A good synth for live work i think, with plenty of Roland sounds to keep you busy. Also comes with a 4 tra...
by Robot Rod
Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 11053

Re: FIRE AID 2??

I will be down.
Just got off the phone with my best mate, his ex-wive and son lost everything last night in King Lake. Now they are in Yea i think..

Fuckin full on man !
by Robot Rod
Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 1176232

Re: The Big Up Thread

mixtress wrote:He massaged the top of my left bum for about 20 minutes and I feel GREAT!



:3some:




:D