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by NakedAge
Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The bloke thread
Replies: 893
Views: 109607

Re: The bloke thread

I wanna know more about how you got a bigger cock to feel more confident and what made you realised you had a dick that was so undersized you had to get a fake penis. Maybe I've got the gist of you post wrong and you started feeling better about yourself after getting a huge latex Johnny Holmes dil...
by NakedAge
Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:35 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The bloke thread
Replies: 893
Views: 109607

Re: The bloke thread

Id rather fake than flat. Flat bores me. Fake is like, "well atleast she knows what guys want and has made a consious effort to get them to please us" AND herself for that matter. Alot of chicks feel more confident with bigger tits, as guys do with bigger cocks. Flat chicks, I think are t...
by NakedAge
Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The bloke thread
Replies: 893
Views: 109607

Re: The bloke thread

Id rather fake than flat. Flat bores me. Fake is like, "well atleast she knows what guys want and has made a consious effort to get them to please us" AND herself for that matter. Alot of chicks feel more confident with bigger tits, as guys do with bigger cocks. Flat chicks, I think are to...
by NakedAge
Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: When you stuff up at work.
Replies: 1
Views: 615

When you stuff up at work.

I did it again today. I out did myself to :D

Any stories so I can try and feel a little less retarded :D
by NakedAge
Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: SO you think you can dance Australia
Replies: 102
Views: 5699

Re: SO you think you can dance Australia

I like Australia has talent. Danni Minogue rocks
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whats good on the internet these days?
Replies: 0
Views: 648

Whats good on the internet these days?

Any good sites or anything? It's all so repetative now. And before anyone says "go out", I spend all day everyday being out. I don't get to do internet at work and shit, so, I don't know how some people do it all day every day. It'd drive me nuts, but still... Any good sites? Post them up ...
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...
Replies: 8368
Views: 819397

Re: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...

I got Rectuma the other day. ... Tis a fascinating tale of an anus that sets out to wreak havock on an innocent society. .. I'm gonna watch it later :D
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the official console and PC nerdy thread!
Replies: 3853
Views: 515795

Re: the official console and PC nerdy thread!

I got a sexbox 360 with street fighter 4 last thursday.

And armoured core and lego indiana jones and kung fu panda
by NakedAge
Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65521

Re: FACEBOOK

I still don't fully understand face book
by NakedAge
Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stand up comedy
Replies: 64
Views: 4945

Re: Stand up comedy

For locals, I like Gabriel Rossi.. I was spewing because a bar I work at actually booked him for a show on Feb 7 and then the heat and everything turned to shit. Eddie Murphy is good. Channel 31 is surprisngly allright sometimes. Except one time when this fucking Canadian jumped on and no one laughe...
by NakedAge
Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65521

Re: FACEBOOK

who cares about that kinda shit?
by NakedAge
Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

is that an actual person on this forum?
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A question Aboug Optomitrists.
Replies: 0
Views: 593

A question Aboug Optomitrists.

Have you noticed they're always sooooo, happy? And energetic? And enthusiastic? What is it? Do they see the world in a different way? Does being an optomitrist make you optemistic? It's not a bad thing, just I went to see one on Saturday morning and it was different to the normal one I go to, he was...
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

I don't personally think a party is right. I'd feel guilty out dancing for this - but that is just me. I don't understand this point of view. Should people feel even more guilty then for going to gigs and dancing where all the proceeds aren't donated to this cause? Why wasn't there this kind of res...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

So grows the cost of global warming
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

Well, I've played gigs where people have a game of bowls to background chillaxed beats then, when it gets dark go into the hall for a anal slammige of a fucking good time... One of the best gigs I ever did. You know that bowls club on Fitzroy St? It happend there years ago. They were my favourite cl...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

Yeah but thats 2 months from now, not now. You need to prioritise. Right now peoples lives come first, when the smoke clears, then peoples livelyHOODS become the priority. THATS when you get on the gig front. If your really that desperate I'm having a meeting Friday night with my guys to discuss our...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

We just rang, was engaged. Hardy, neither do I, but, they reckon even something like a cigerette butt. I don't understand how the fires can start on their own. Can a bush just, spontaneously combust? I know, that lightening can but, I dont know. I think they need to start new drastic measures. Our w...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

1800 811 700.
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

One other thing............. I'm curious to know the effect this will have on water restrictions
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

well yeah so will I. I dont know anything about the last fire aid thing cos I wasnt around for it, all I know is, I organise events and it seems to me it was some kind of event, so I've put 2 and 2 together and said "well I might be able to offer something" and I will. If I could organise ...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

leave it for now, do it when its appropriate, but every bit helps, thats all. Don't start ripping on ideas right now, start being constructive, not critical.
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

People offer what they can. Not everyone can donate blood. Not everyone keeps perishables, not everyone has money to spare. If I come across a donation line I'll give what I can, but if people can help in other ways, Ie: Events, then why not? For a longer term kind of thing. Everyone wants to help. ...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

I can't offer alot, but, maybe some party gear (Some lights or something)? I don't know how big the last one was but if you need a venue maybe I can help? Infact I just compiled a list of venues a few minutes ago for future events I anticipate to host, but yeah guys. I know I can't help alot but if ...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FIRE AID 2??
Replies: 299
Views: 30855

Re: FIRE AID 2??

I dont know if I can do anything but if I can help in anyway let me know
by NakedAge
Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Crazy old people in the office
Replies: 20
Views: 2692

Re: Crazy old people in the office

I got heaps. We got the old Ausie, who spends all day every day wanting to go home and complaining about how lazy the rest of the world is. We have the crazy Indian who is, just crazy. But smart! We have another guy who can talk backwards. ... FLUENTLY!!! One who can barely talk at all cos he mumble...
by NakedAge
Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
Replies: 256
Views: 17466

Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...

wasnt there only 1 flavour?
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: joke.
Replies: 104
Views: 7736

Re: joke.

how do you make a baby float?

Take your foot off its head
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: joke.
Replies: 104
Views: 7736

Re: joke.

lol I like that one.
by NakedAge
Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
Replies: 256
Views: 17466

Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...

man, I havent mad a maxibon in years
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: UFC (Ultimate Fighting)
Replies: 1
Views: 549

UFC (Ultimate Fighting)

I brought a greatest comebacks UFC dvd today for $10.

Is anyone into UFC here? I love it.
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 35º is the new 20º
Replies: 19
Views: 2552

Re: 35 is the new 20

I can't imagine myself at 35
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

............. It was a joke, it was made clear from the start that it was a joke. will you all just fucking relax. It was intentionally supposed to be a BAD joke. It wasn't meant to have you in stitches on the floor, just to have people say "Har Har" in their heads and thats it. Are some o...
by NakedAge
Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:52 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

Is it that every post i make is designed to draw attention to myself, or, are you just pissed off that no matter what I write it gets YOUR attention? Enough for you to click on it to read it and then have a cry? Because lets face it, it does say who starts the topic, surely if your able to pass judg...
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 35º is the new 20º
Replies: 19
Views: 2552

Re: 35 is the new 20

I have to agree. The heat is actually a fear of mine, as the only time I've been rushed to hospital was a few summers ago when I got retardedly dehydrated, so, I was really proud and wrapped in myself when I went to work doing manual work with no air conditioning and came out of it ok. So proud I mi...
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

Of course I did :D And I think any one who is reading it as homo-eroticism mixed with a dash chauvenism and all that has a case of the "My farts smell good" syndrome. Its a joke, it's SUPPOSED to be shit and lame, your not supposed to laugh and say "wow thats hilarious tell another&qu...
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
Replies: 256
Views: 17466

Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...

You know what, I got an Italian mum, and an Italian girlfriend, and the best thing happend the other day, ice cream related. My mum, over the Christmas period went to this traditional Italian shop and got these traditonal Italian ice creams. Tartuffo's and shit. Now, it's unbelievably rare for her t...
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
Replies: 256
Views: 17466

Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...

Aroes I think your absolutely right. Also it might interest you to know that Vega Fm launched a petition to bring back the Barney Banana ice creams. I have no idea what they are and have never had one but I listen to Vega at work because it's all my cheap radio picks up. Anyways, they got the apropr...
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
Replies: 256
Views: 17466

Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...

You know what I miss as far as flavoured milk goes, or atleast I havent been able to find personally for ages.

Its choclate mint milk. Its not Big M its another brand, in a brown bottle, not rush, but one of those brands. It was really rich and choclatey and minty, I miss that
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

Thats the point of what I said DERRRRRRRRR. If one hand is covering HER eyes, and the other is out stretched to find HER car, whats holding the laptop up to type the post? Get it? The correct way to of said it would have been " I HAD one arm out stretched to find my car and one covering my eyes...
by NakedAge
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

Your penis must have such strength if it can ballance a laptop on it whilst you walk to your car :D

(Sorry I couldn't resist).

The actual, temperature itself isnt bad. Its the sun and glare.
by NakedAge
Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

Mannnnn don't you just wanna end cunts when they do that? Its like 45 degrees, and the general consensus is "ok its hot, we understand, we take a day off, you take a day off, we chillax and put everything forward a day" But, always 1 cunt has to ruin it for everyone. I'm so angry at my bos...
by NakedAge
Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Re: Whos been at work in the heat?

I worked in a factory. In the inwards area, where the roller doors are... lifiting heavy boxes and shit.. ... So people like me are kind of thinking your a bit of a pussy office boy :D nah I'm kidding.. Its fair fucking shit tho. I'm looking forward to watching Today Tonight because they're talking ...
by NakedAge
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Replies: 145
Views: 24352

Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult

i'm surprised you noticed :P .. hey hey check thith out darlllz, look wat i did with my nailllth :D
by NakedAge
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
Replies: 24
Views: 3181

Whos been at work in the heat?

anyone? I want to punch work
by NakedAge
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Replies: 145
Views: 24352

Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult

I'm surprised people still have those now days.
by NakedAge
Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Replies: 145
Views: 24352

Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult

Jesus healed the blind man, well, so did Fred Hollows. God creats life, so does sperm and ovaries. It's like it's written in a great anime film. I think it's Patlabor - Mobile Police.

"What is impossible for God, man will attempt" or something along those lines. You get the jist.
by NakedAge
Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Replies: 145
Views: 24352

Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult

Science answers religions questions. The two go hand in hand. One is a practical method of teaching us how to become God, one is a theoretical. Theory, Practice. Life is like going to Tafe to become a master of the universe. If someone has no faith, well, they're just into the practical side and goo...
by NakedAge
Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Crash Course of our economy
Replies: 7
Views: 1334

Re: The Crash Course of our economy

watched the first one...interesting, may look further. things are either frightening or exhilarating? the way things are now and watching that i'd say the first option! Personally Im enjoying the depression. Some things, thrive in depressions. Its not doom and gloom for everyone. Some people are lu...
by NakedAge
Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 310836

Re: The Travel Thread

Cos Im planning to do it Kevin & Perry styles ;)