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- Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:12 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: The bloke thread
- Replies: 893
- Views: 110274
Re: The bloke thread
I wanna know more about how you got a bigger cock to feel more confident and what made you realised you had a dick that was so undersized you had to get a fake penis. Maybe I've got the gist of you post wrong and you started feeling better about yourself after getting a huge latex Johnny Holmes dil...
- Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:35 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: The bloke thread
- Replies: 893
- Views: 110274
Re: The bloke thread
Id rather fake than flat. Flat bores me. Fake is like, "well atleast she knows what guys want and has made a consious effort to get them to please us" AND herself for that matter. Alot of chicks feel more confident with bigger tits, as guys do with bigger cocks. Flat chicks, I think are t...
- Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:53 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: The bloke thread
- Replies: 893
- Views: 110274
Re: The bloke thread
Id rather fake than flat. Flat bores me. Fake is like, "well atleast she knows what guys want and has made a consious effort to get them to please us" AND herself for that matter. Alot of chicks feel more confident with bigger tits, as guys do with bigger cocks. Flat chicks, I think are to...
- Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:17 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: When you stuff up at work.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 620
When you stuff up at work.
I did it again today. I out did myself to
Any stories so I can try and feel a little less retarded
Any stories so I can try and feel a little less retarded
- Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:46 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: SO you think you can dance Australia
- Replies: 102
- Views: 5773
Re: SO you think you can dance Australia
I like Australia has talent. Danni Minogue rocks
- Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:30 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whats good on the internet these days?
- Replies: 0
- Views: 653
Whats good on the internet these days?
Any good sites or anything? It's all so repetative now. And before anyone says "go out", I spend all day everyday being out. I don't get to do internet at work and shit, so, I don't know how some people do it all day every day. It'd drive me nuts, but still... Any good sites? Post them up ...
- Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:24 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...
- Replies: 8368
- Views: 825423
Re: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...
I got Rectuma the other day. ... Tis a fascinating tale of an anus that sets out to wreak havock on an innocent society. .. I'm gonna watch it later
- Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:21 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: the official console and PC nerdy thread!
- Replies: 3853
- Views: 519590
Re: the official console and PC nerdy thread!
I got a sexbox 360 with street fighter 4 last thursday.
And armoured core and lego indiana jones and kung fu panda
And armoured core and lego indiana jones and kung fu panda
Re: FACEBOOK
I still don't fully understand face book
- Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:01 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Stand up comedy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 5043
Re: Stand up comedy
For locals, I like Gabriel Rossi.. I was spewing because a bar I work at actually booked him for a show on Feb 7 and then the heat and everything turned to shit. Eddie Murphy is good. Channel 31 is surprisngly allright sometimes. Except one time when this fucking Canadian jumped on and no one laughe...
Re: FACEBOOK
who cares about that kinda shit?
- Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:09 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
is that an actual person on this forum?
- Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:04 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: A question Aboug Optomitrists.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 596
A question Aboug Optomitrists.
Have you noticed they're always sooooo, happy? And energetic? And enthusiastic? What is it? Do they see the world in a different way? Does being an optomitrist make you optemistic? It's not a bad thing, just I went to see one on Saturday morning and it was different to the normal one I go to, he was...
- Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:57 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
I don't personally think a party is right. I'd feel guilty out dancing for this - but that is just me. I don't understand this point of view. Should people feel even more guilty then for going to gigs and dancing where all the proceeds aren't donated to this cause? Why wasn't there this kind of res...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:26 pm
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- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
So grows the cost of global warming
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:16 pm
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- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
Well, I've played gigs where people have a game of bowls to background chillaxed beats then, when it gets dark go into the hall for a anal slammige of a fucking good time... One of the best gigs I ever did. You know that bowls club on Fitzroy St? It happend there years ago. They were my favourite cl...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:45 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
Yeah but thats 2 months from now, not now. You need to prioritise. Right now peoples lives come first, when the smoke clears, then peoples livelyHOODS become the priority. THATS when you get on the gig front. If your really that desperate I'm having a meeting Friday night with my guys to discuss our...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:36 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
We just rang, was engaged. Hardy, neither do I, but, they reckon even something like a cigerette butt. I don't understand how the fires can start on their own. Can a bush just, spontaneously combust? I know, that lightening can but, I dont know. I think they need to start new drastic measures. Our w...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:24 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
1800 811 700.
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:19 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
One other thing............. I'm curious to know the effect this will have on water restrictions
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:17 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
well yeah so will I. I dont know anything about the last fire aid thing cos I wasnt around for it, all I know is, I organise events and it seems to me it was some kind of event, so I've put 2 and 2 together and said "well I might be able to offer something" and I will. If I could organise ...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:02 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
leave it for now, do it when its appropriate, but every bit helps, thats all. Don't start ripping on ideas right now, start being constructive, not critical.
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:49 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
People offer what they can. Not everyone can donate blood. Not everyone keeps perishables, not everyone has money to spare. If I come across a donation line I'll give what I can, but if people can help in other ways, Ie: Events, then why not? For a longer term kind of thing. Everyone wants to help. ...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:27 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
I can't offer alot, but, maybe some party gear (Some lights or something)? I don't know how big the last one was but if you need a venue maybe I can help? Infact I just compiled a list of venues a few minutes ago for future events I anticipate to host, but yeah guys. I know I can't help alot but if ...
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:42 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: FIRE AID 2??
- Replies: 299
- Views: 31448
Re: FIRE AID 2??
I dont know if I can do anything but if I can help in anyway let me know
- Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:47 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Crazy old people in the office
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2721
Re: Crazy old people in the office
I got heaps. We got the old Ausie, who spends all day every day wanting to go home and complaining about how lazy the rest of the world is. We have the crazy Indian who is, just crazy. But smart! We have another guy who can talk backwards. ... FLUENTLY!!! One who can barely talk at all cos he mumble...
- Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:53 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
- Replies: 256
- Views: 17781
Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
wasnt there only 1 flavour?
Re: joke.
how do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off its head
Take your foot off its head
Re: joke.
lol I like that one.
- Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:47 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
- Replies: 256
- Views: 17781
Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
man, I havent mad a maxibon in years
- Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:21 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: UFC (Ultimate Fighting)
- Replies: 1
- Views: 553
UFC (Ultimate Fighting)
I brought a greatest comebacks UFC dvd today for $10.
Is anyone into UFC here? I love it.
Is anyone into UFC here? I love it.
- Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:07 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: 35º is the new 20º
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2580
Re: 35 is the new 20
I can't imagine myself at 35
- Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:51 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
............. It was a joke, it was made clear from the start that it was a joke. will you all just fucking relax. It was intentionally supposed to be a BAD joke. It wasn't meant to have you in stitches on the floor, just to have people say "Har Har" in their heads and thats it. Are some o...
- Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:52 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
Is it that every post i make is designed to draw attention to myself, or, are you just pissed off that no matter what I write it gets YOUR attention? Enough for you to click on it to read it and then have a cry? Because lets face it, it does say who starts the topic, surely if your able to pass judg...
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:55 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: 35º is the new 20º
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2580
Re: 35 is the new 20
I have to agree. The heat is actually a fear of mine, as the only time I've been rushed to hospital was a few summers ago when I got retardedly dehydrated, so, I was really proud and wrapped in myself when I went to work doing manual work with no air conditioning and came out of it ok. So proud I mi...
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:42 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
Of course I did :D And I think any one who is reading it as homo-eroticism mixed with a dash chauvenism and all that has a case of the "My farts smell good" syndrome. Its a joke, it's SUPPOSED to be shit and lame, your not supposed to laugh and say "wow thats hilarious tell another&qu...
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:07 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
- Replies: 256
- Views: 17781
Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
You know what, I got an Italian mum, and an Italian girlfriend, and the best thing happend the other day, ice cream related. My mum, over the Christmas period went to this traditional Italian shop and got these traditonal Italian ice creams. Tartuffo's and shit. Now, it's unbelievably rare for her t...
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:34 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
- Replies: 256
- Views: 17781
Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
Aroes I think your absolutely right. Also it might interest you to know that Vega Fm launched a petition to bring back the Barney Banana ice creams. I have no idea what they are and have never had one but I listen to Vega at work because it's all my cheap radio picks up. Anyways, they got the apropr...
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:48 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
- Replies: 256
- Views: 17781
Re: the nostalgia thread, i remember when...
You know what I miss as far as flavoured milk goes, or atleast I havent been able to find personally for ages.
Its choclate mint milk. Its not Big M its another brand, in a brown bottle, not rush, but one of those brands. It was really rich and choclatey and minty, I miss that
Its choclate mint milk. Its not Big M its another brand, in a brown bottle, not rush, but one of those brands. It was really rich and choclatey and minty, I miss that
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:44 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
Thats the point of what I said DERRRRRRRRR. If one hand is covering HER eyes, and the other is out stretched to find HER car, whats holding the laptop up to type the post? Get it? The correct way to of said it would have been " I HAD one arm out stretched to find my car and one covering my eyes...
- Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:14 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
Your penis must have such strength if it can ballance a laptop on it whilst you walk to your car
(Sorry I couldn't resist).
The actual, temperature itself isnt bad. Its the sun and glare.
(Sorry I couldn't resist).
The actual, temperature itself isnt bad. Its the sun and glare.
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:00 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
Mannnnn don't you just wanna end cunts when they do that? Its like 45 degrees, and the general consensus is "ok its hot, we understand, we take a day off, you take a day off, we chillax and put everything forward a day" But, always 1 cunt has to ruin it for everyone. I'm so angry at my bos...
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:03 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Re: Whos been at work in the heat?
I worked in a factory. In the inwards area, where the roller doors are... lifiting heavy boxes and shit.. ... So people like me are kind of thinking your a bit of a pussy office boy :D nah I'm kidding.. Its fair fucking shit tho. I'm looking forward to watching Today Tonight because they're talking ...
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:41 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
- Replies: 145
- Views: 24872
Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
i'm surprised you noticed .. hey hey check thith out darlllz, look wat i did with my nailllth
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:37 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Whos been at work in the heat?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3219
Whos been at work in the heat?
anyone? I want to punch work
- Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:34 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
- Replies: 145
- Views: 24872
Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
I'm surprised people still have those now days.
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:27 pm
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- Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
- Replies: 145
- Views: 24872
Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Jesus healed the blind man, well, so did Fred Hollows. God creats life, so does sperm and ovaries. It's like it's written in a great anime film. I think it's Patlabor - Mobile Police.
"What is impossible for God, man will attempt" or something along those lines. You get the jist.
"What is impossible for God, man will attempt" or something along those lines. You get the jist.
- Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:05 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
- Replies: 145
- Views: 24872
Re: Paranormal, Supernatural and the Occult
Science answers religions questions. The two go hand in hand. One is a practical method of teaching us how to become God, one is a theoretical. Theory, Practice. Life is like going to Tafe to become a master of the universe. If someone has no faith, well, they're just into the practical side and goo...
- Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:02 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: The Crash Course of our economy
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1347
Re: The Crash Course of our economy
watched the first one...interesting, may look further. things are either frightening or exhilarating? the way things are now and watching that i'd say the first option! Personally Im enjoying the depression. Some things, thrive in depressions. Its not doom and gloom for everyone. Some people are lu...
- Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:24 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: The Travel Thread
- Replies: 2628
- Views: 313995
Re: The Travel Thread
Cos Im planning to do it Kevin & Perry styles