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Penno

First decent nite I ever went to was Fractured back at Seven. As a country kid moving down to the big smoke it did my head in to learn there were places where people got together, listened to decent music and held conversation as opposed to trying to date-rape each other! I wonder where I'd be now i...

Penno

Hi newcomers my name's Tim and I just got back from a week off... to hear Poxy are playing at Prince - nice one! I heard a set on JJJ over the weekend and it was tidy... I gotta admit I'm not a fan of that song if it's the one that's all "This is what a breakbeat is NOW DANCE TO IT DAMMIT"...

Penno

I'm keen!

I been out getting my damn wisdom teeth removed and am writing from an internet cafe in Bendigo... I got 2 mins left so just a quickie but yeah, sounds good!!

Back Monday!

Penno

Well I just quit my job... so if anybody knows of any good jobs going at the moment word me up!

Sales account management, event management, or some sort of bar work I have experience in... but open to any suggestions!

Penno

Fents wrote:52 Replies

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DOPE THREAD!

I love you..........Mary Jane. <3

Yeah word!

Penno

lucas wrote:Disclaimer: Melbourne Beats does not endorse drug use of any kind.

Yeah I was going to say I don't know how comfortable peeps are discussing this on a public forum... I don't really think I am

Fents will go down in history as the creator of 'the weed thread' : )

Penno

I'm not a big weed head but I'll enjoy the odd spliff and it's interesting to come up with crazy and wacky joints everyone would agree... My housemate is such a straight edge chick in my opinion, but when she came back from her trip to Europe for a year, I walk into the room and there she is rolling...

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as far as size..ive smoked some gigantic spliffs rolled in cigar tobacco/blunt papers but the biggest i ever smoked in normal papes was 22 papers - this guy i know is an architect, he drew up plans for it and shit. it put 10 guys on their asses. Anyone who makes a 22 paper spliff sure is an archite...

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Fents wrote: I just brought "The Joint Rolling Handbook" off e-bay and its mad. Theres about 15 diff spliffs to roll and there all hard as fuck, but i have since completed about 5 of em.

Is that the one with "the tulip" ??

Penno

I might be back there to be honest if someone could g/l me that would be ace..

and I found my jacket, my life force is returned

Penno

Oh yeah that's right - there was a topic to this thread... I heard that there was this chick who got bitten on her face by a spider, and she thought nothing of it... then it started swelling over the course of a few days... so finally she thought she'd pop it, kind of like a pimple... and when she d...

Penno

tiggus85 wrote:
Penno wrote:
tiggus85 wrote: yeah the cat must get pretty pissed off, i heard they used to put cocaine in cat food
You're getting cat food confused with coca-cola man : )
from other thread... the lines, read between the lines...

haha yeah.. I know..

Penno

Fents wrote:So Hardys really an elephant?
Quicks wrong..
Flips Right
Penno smokes Bongs
BRB usues Coke to wash his Bong
And I dont know shite about Coke

Today has been a real MB.com lesson.

Spliff only policy

Penno

From a hippie, proven, converted many many stoners to this method: Rice and metho. Never fails. So I hear : ) So is that for cleaning your bong or smoking through your bong...??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Sounds like it would get you high. I was told that metho can stay in the pores of the glass and ...

Penno

Hardy wrote:
Because they are stoners.

Good point

Penno

From a hippie, proven, converted many many stoners to this method: Rice and metho. Never fails. So I hear : ) So is that for cleaning your bong or smoking through your bong...??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Sounds like it would get you high. Cleaning... just give it a shake and BAM easy off... I've nev...

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Rad idea... and rad av.. Washing Machine powder works better G - I used it for 6+ years - Instructions : Remove stem and Cone if possible Fill Bong up with EXTRA HOT running water from tap Pour in about a tablespoon of washing machine powder...any brand, but cold power is good. Leave soaking Come b...

Penno

quick wrote:
That was in relation to rob M, I miss read what he said, and I thought he was confirming my queery. As my initial queery was... are they seperate?

Stop being so queery : )

Penno

tiggus85 wrote:
Penno wrote:
Friday wrote: i agree
It puzzles my cat too.
yeah the cat must get pretty pissed off, i heard they used to put cocaine in cat food

You're getting cat food confused with coca-cola man : )

Penno

Penno

Friday wrote:
lynt wrote:
i agree

It puzzles my cat too.

Penno

I love The Office and reckon it's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. I think I might go buy the DVDs I like it that much. That's all I got to say.

Penno

^^I just can't seem to get the cat off my back

Penno

1) House and breaks

2) Wear the same shit everywhere

3) All the time thanks to mp3 player etc.

4) There's only room for one passion...

5) I bang up cat food... dunno how it started but now I'm hooked

Penno

Yep I heard this maybe a week ago... the version I heard they weren't goths though...

The funniest thing is I was told by this stupid chick who claimed it was her friend who witnessed this on a Sydenham train... man I can't wait to bag the shit out of her next time I see her

Penno

I'm with Westpac and I rate it pretty highly... but that's also because I'm still on their system as a 'student' so I odn't get fees and stuff... I wonder how long I can ride that one out

If you can jig up something similar that would be sweet...

Penno

For Penno: penno is in search of lab techs (always.. for my plan to take over the world) penno is an associate professor of medicine and oncology at the johns hopkins university (that's my night job) penno is an authorised representative of retireinvest pty limited (send us your bank details and I'l...

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Penno

Ok that's the funniest ebay post I've ever seen...

ROFL!!

Penno

Hey Lynt is it just the beats dept. or is the whole place going crayzee?

I only learned you guys were seperate business the other day... and I got each of my rewards cards stamped for the one record.. OWNED!!

SUCKERS!!

But yeah is the sale in both?

Penno

I'm from Bendigo...

Then I moved to West Brunswick in 2003 and lived there for a year...

Now I live in Prahran

Penno

And RK that Refused album is wicked...

Penno

8pm next week for like house 'n breaks 'n shit

Penno

mrj wrote:The downtrodden shuffle happy proletariat of melbourne's back streets will rise up, and overthrow the pop-ridden bourgeois ruling class?

Shufflism?

Does this mean I can only get the new Plumps cd if I know someone in the politburo?

Penno

http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9616.html

First thing that comes up when I googled it... I don't get what's going on here I searched for this for ages... am I going crazy??

Am I already crazy?

Penno

I know it's way back in the thread but that Forme - Let it all out has got to be one of the best pieces of music ever made... ever... Does anyone know if this has ever been pressed? ???? ???? It was thelast marine parade release??? Easy to get! You're shitting me?!?! It was on the Hybrid Y4k aaaage...

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My top 10 would have to be... in no order... The Youngsters - Smile (Sasha re-edit for Involver) Forme - Let it all out Nectarios - Pheonix Kango's Stein Massiv - M/S LangÃ¥ra (Syntax Erik Remix) Trafik - Echoes (Petter's Airguitar Mix) Kango's Stein Massiv - Tobakk Codec and Flexor - Time Has Chang...

Penno

I know it's way back in the thread but that Forme - Let it all out has got to be one of the best pieces of music ever made... ever...

Does anyone know if this has ever been pressed?

Penno

lynt wrote:
NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED!!1

Does this mean if we bring beer we can trade said beer for goods?

Karl you're a reasonable guy!!

Penno

Just saw this posted on boingboing.net and thought alot of people here might find it useful... CommonTunes.org, a community directory of freely distributable music, has been released to the wild as a beta this weekend. Based on the CommonBits.org platform for political multimedia, CommonTunes has mo...

Penno

Realm Korrupt check your pm I'm keen...

Penno

I dunno... their website looks pretty good...

Penno

Guyno is correct! Because he was joking about the lawsuit thing... right

Penno

I met Great Magnet in the girls toilets...

Penno

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:penno should stick to the topic. :PP

AO is correct

Penno

No I meant the facilities and whatnot... like the plumbing. yeah

Penno

Friday wrote: you seemed like you were being very charming to a few gals in there penno

That's how I operate bebe' *shoots double barrel with fingers*

Lets face it if they're using the toilets eveythings working downstairs...

Penno

Friday wrote:i saw penno hangin out in the girls toilets at 33&1/3

Hey give me a break it's the best place to meet the ladies...

Penno

Fents wrote:Penno....ummmm i used to have a mate called penno.

(Edit - too slow fents )

I used to have a mate called Fents until.... The Incident

J/K I don't think we've met

Penno

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cardtrick.html

I usually hate this sort of thing but it blew me away... it's a video of a card trick if you were wondering

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