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by retzie
Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4434128

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

quick wrote:awesome Lilith!!!
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by retzie
Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4434128

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

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by retzie
Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 314432

Re: The Travel Thread

I don't want standard goddamit! I want $1K to NYC :BOOHOO: You can has. You just have to fly in May. The price wars have only ever brought the non-peak flights down. Over Christmas, AU - US flights have still been up around $3k. Why I always visit in winter, let me show you. (Well, that, and the 3 ...
by retzie
Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 314432

Re: The Travel Thread

a few months ago a flight to the states was only about $1K They vary wildly these days. Depending when you travel, prices can hike by $2k :tard:. Qantas has a <$1k sale going to promote their new Dallas route - travel in May, I think? Not really doing much of a job of promoting DFW, though, since L...
by retzie
Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the news thread
Replies: 3699
Views: 450637

Re: the news thread

by retzie
Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the news thread
Replies: 3699
Views: 450637

Re: the news thread

The BOM map includes the category along the path. It was definitely Cat 5 shortly before hitting land. There is absolutely no way to fully predict any weather event, let alone something this massive. It's all based on mathematical models, which work on probabilities and are never absolute (apparentl...
by retzie
Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Thanks lady. Still haven't heard from one of the standerupperers. Hope he's not lying in a mangled car somewhere...
ghetto kitty wrote:nope, i have srsly lost that cash. i hide it places, and it's nowhere in any of those places :(
Gah, I hope it shows up. A grand don't come for free, innit.
by retzie
Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Ugh, every year, I forget how distracting it is waiting to hear back about jobs. Unfortunately, there's no set dates, so I could hear any time between now and June :tard:. It makes things a bit difficult to plan - I'd kinda like to know where I'll be moving! More gripes: * From 24ºC yesterday, we ar...
by retzie
Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

10pt can be too small, depending on font - IMHO less is more with applications and general writing IMO. shows ability to distill message and get point across. Will try printing it tomorrow and see how it comes up. It's not super long in 11pt, but has an awkward trailing paragraph that bumps it to 3...
by retzie
Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

BU my perfect job opening applications tomorrow. ZOMG. Got a bit carried away with my letter of intent - have been trying to make it less than 3 pages http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/retzie_photos/shock.gif . Is 10pt too small?? Built.for.job. Gimme. BU discovering that my research job applic...
by retzie
Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:02 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

Wow, Ely, that's amazing news! Congratulations on taking the leap and it paying off!!! :retzielikes: It all sounds like a friend of mine in Melbs who put herself through several shades of Hell in corporate law and finally switched to government. We are still waiting for her to hit politics (next fem...
by retzie
Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

Good luck Arex!!! :duckie:

C.I.A. wrote:GWARRN RUDEBOI SMASH THAT SHIT :slayer: :slayer: :slayer:

Then you can buy a yacht :D

(tl;dr: good luck!)
Excellence In Use Of 'tl;dr' In A Post With 1/3 Emoticons Or Over :clap:
by retzie
Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

he has a mini defibralator in his heart so if it stops it shocks his heart to start again. Well at least big the fuck up this bit :kooislayer.: Mebbe you need to be a bit sneakier? Find him some more chilled things to do that would actually hold his interest. Dunno - car restoration, fishing, brewi...
by retzie
Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:36 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: bikes
Replies: 1399
Views: 489694

Re: bikes

Tell me fixed gear hasn't been an emerging trend for the past 5-years or so in Melbourne? Just so y'alls know, there's nothing Melbourne about it. Can has in every North American city I've been to (lots!) and no doubt there's the odd gabillionty-seven in Europe. There are hipsters on fixies in Stil...
by retzie
Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: bikes
Replies: 1399
Views: 489694

Re: bikes

Farken... There is clearly a fixie trend happening at the moment, but I don't think everyone who rides fixed should be tarred with the same brush. There are many people who always have, and always will, ride fixed because it suits their needs/allows them to commune with their bike/they are a bike me...
by retzie
Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

aroes wrote:BA double major, philosophy and theology
Whereabouts? I wouldn't fret about the double major thing - they only really say no if it won't work logistically. $10 says you'll choose one over the other once you get into it anyway.

ghetto kitty wrote:What are you saying huhuhuhuh
Oh, nuffin'...


<3
by retzie
Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the youtube thread.
Replies: 2362
Views: 318502

Re: the youtube thread.

The music is really painful, but the video is, um... special?

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

:lol: :wtf: :lol:
by retzie
Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

GsOTD: I have managed to waste the entire long weekend sitting at home doing nothing. No mates (see below.) I do have work I could (should) have been doing, but I haven't touched it. Ugh, doing nothing begets doing nothing :? Shitcunt 'mates.' If I send you a text to see if you want to catch up, at ...
by retzie
Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

BU hauling my sorry arse out for a run for the first time in mebbe 6 months? BU also (a) not dying; and (b) even putting in a decent time. Bet the next one will be utter shite... Good show Apophenian - looked lovely (have seen photos of various peeps on FB - the bin series is A+ excellent.) GK, ever...
by retzie
Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:36 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Flood aid
Replies: 42
Views: 9693

Re: Flood aid

Good on you Dan, Bo and Alex. I think it is important to do what you can to help. It is a shame that the benefit gigs are not always very lucrative, but they do raise awareness and show those who are affected that people do actually care enough to put some effort in. Even if it doesn't offer massive...
by retzie
Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The MB dubious ethics and P.C. police thread.
Replies: 77
Views: 15117

Re: The MB Ethics and morals thread.

aroes - that is what im asking you guys hehehe - does it? Nein. And a sig to that effect would just annoy me more tbh. (I think that's what the 'sent from my iPhone' one secretly means anyway.) If it's a matter of conveying information urgently, then that's one thing. However, if it should be a pro...
by retzie
Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 314432

Re: The Travel Thread

ghetto kitty wrote:anyone know a good site to track dolla last few months?
Here is XE's AUD vs USD for the past year. You can change the currencies, timeframe, etc.
by retzie
Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 314432

Re: The Travel Thread

direkt - um, your right i guess, dont usually carry that much cash on me but guess i will be if thats the case huh? Can prolly has some sort of travel-money-debit-card thingo. Travelex and similar do pre-loaded cards - I'm sure they would let you load it up with USD now (how much they will charge y...
by retzie
Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Stupid work, stupid Oklahoma, stupid ice rain. Also a big FA1L to me for making precisely nothing of my break.

Bleh :?
by retzie
Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 314432

Re: The Travel Thread

So if im going to the states sometime this year, what do you guys think about changing 5k into USD now? good idea? more than that maybe? is aussie dollar possibly going to go up MORE?! what say you, MB financial peoples. I would change now. I have absolutely zero knowledge/interest in the financial...
by retzie
Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Photo Thread (Post yours here)
Replies: 4568
Views: 693733

Re: The Photo Thread (Post yours here)

A question for the photo peeps: I am getting a reprint of a photo from the NY Times. My options are that they do the print (museum quality) with or without frame, or I can get it done on canvas/other by a third party. Obviously their print will be the schmicker option, but I kinda don't want it to b...
by retzie
Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Hmm, you gotta hit the ground running, I think. It is really easy to get home and fall into the same old shit. You have momentum now - use it to make the changes that need to happen. Cut the useless shit out of your life and go after the things that always seemed out of reach/that little bit too har...
by retzie
Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Just a visit, or back back? I always brace myself for hating being back, but it hasnae happened yet.

Of course, physical revulsion at being back in Oklafuckenhoma is about as dead a certainty as ever there has been. 5 more days of freedom then... :pale:
by retzie
Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

ghetto kitty wrote:this year has begun with many aspects of life being an absolute upsetting clusterfuck.

i really hope this isnt indicative of the next 362 days.

:(
+1 Another year of across the board shithouse by the looks of things, with social isolation still on the up and up. Woo :?


Witty, where is?
by retzie
Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

I was gonna have a quiet xmas but some good mates rarked me up and it was Kronz's b'day so that was never gonna happen. Kronz is Jesus/Santa? http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/retzie_photos/shock.gif Christmas was a total non-event 'round these here parts. Boxing Day, however, turned into Bliz...
by retzie
Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Third Christmas in a row totally on my own. Will probably end up doing work to pass the time :?
by retzie
Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:35 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4434128

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

Let's see if I can get a job somewhere not utterly shit first!


Oooo, 1000 posts. BANG.
by retzie
Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:00 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

deviant wrote:galavanting around NYC like a madwoman
BINGO! :D

Dun worry, I will be home in July. Unfortunately, the cocktails there aren't up to much (and $20 for a drink can git tae fuck. $12 ftw!)
by retzie
Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4434128

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

deviant wrote:where? stillwater?
Nope (wouldn't even have applied if it were.) In Maryland, about 2 hours south of DC. A really nice coastal place by the sounds of it, but still in the sticks :?
by retzie
Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

BU the poor wee fucker who had absolutely flogged himself for this last exam (having painted himself into a corner) actually managing to get his shit together for a decent mark.
BU one more exam, one more set of grading, then HOLIDAYS!!! :D
BU the greatest cocktails in the world in t-2 days :joy:
by retzie
Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4434128

Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!

Morning fuckers. Can't decide if this is a gripe or a big up: had a phone interview today. Teaching job in what sounds like a pretty cool department. The catch is that it's not really a research job and is also 'for life'. Really don't know how I feel about a permanent job here :? Fingers crossed th...
by retzie
Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:29 pm
Forum: Help and Feedback
Topic: request a smiley
Replies: 59
Views: 35955

Re: request a smiley

huge wrote:jeez. he's called colbert.gif
Oooooh, I see. I present julianassange.gif then :duckie:

:P



Needs more raised eyebrow. May try some time that's not now.
by retzie
Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:59 pm
Forum: Help and Feedback
Topic: request a smiley
Replies: 59
Views: 35955

Re: request a smiley

huge wrote:he's giving you a stern look.
Looks more like he's in a huff tbh.

Not quite sure of the vibe you're after, but I've got this fella kicking about Image
by retzie
Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Fucken oooooooooooooooover job applications. 80-something and I'll never hear a peep out of most of them :tard:

Bring on 80-something rejections :slayer:
Which I have to wait mebbe 5 months for...


:?
by retzie
Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Jesus YI :(

Erm, giant post is giant. Can has PM instead...
by retzie
Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

CoB wrote:i believe spiders to be a tasty treat!
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Red hot Friday night in Oklahoma...
by retzie
Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

GOTD: lost voice. Flew out to give a talk feeling a bit cold-y on Wed, talk Thu (was fine) but ended up talking to my host for the next 500 million hours and was left with no voice at all Fri and Sat. Fucken mathematician: "Oh, she is losing her voice - I should keep talking to her. And when sh...
by retzie
Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:49 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 489012

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

^ Yep. Golden ones.
by retzie
Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:06 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 489012

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

Casual heels? As in something just to throw on on a sunny arvo for a few beers or a spot of shopping? I am lost. Haha, it is totally fucking alien, hey? It was more that I was looking for boots for winter (I live in stupid america) and finally conceded that I didn't like any flat ones, so I got one...
by retzie
Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:40 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the news thread
Replies: 3699
Views: 450637

Re: the news thread

by retzie
Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

i knew matrixes didn't sound right. thank you for the sage advice and grammar corrections lady. oklahoma and canberra are probably relatively on par in many respects. well maybe not quite. 100% with you...maybe not so much on the preparing for failure part though. :P Haha, that was my upbeat pep ta...
by retzie
Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

Time to just :stop: thinking about it and wait for an answer to come to me. :retzielikes: A wise mathematician once said to me "you can only turn down a job offer you actually have." Put everything out there, see what comes back. Otherwise, you'll waste a huge amount of energy lamenting '...
by retzie
Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 489012

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

^ ZOMG, two people I know here have golden doodles :tard:. Utterly shittest dogs ever. My hate for them is like no other. Big, stupid, ugly, needy. If I wanted a pet sorority girl, I'd just trap a real one with a net. yeah i hear you. you would think that with the size 0 crew of bullimic starlets ov...
by retzie
Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2680435

Re: Gripe thread

i've never been so confused about what to do. too many options available to me (which I'm blessed to have) but my god it makes decision making impossible for someone so indecisive. ARGH! clarity now please universe plskthx. Are they really all viable options? I get this a bit too, coz I really don'...
by retzie
Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2478336

Re: The Big Up Thread

BU Chicago! BU now apparently being able to walk into any schmancy cocktail bar in the country and be charged for around half my drinks. My connections, let me show you :retzielikes: BU borrowing someone else's family for Thanksgiving. Sometimes it's nice to not be a fucken island. BU meeting intere...