Melbourne Beats

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People could not test my patience anymore than they have today....

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dats one girly lookin man if ever i saw one..maybe that's why i have no luck with women lol

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No way!! yeah well that happens too..

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my ears do that when little japenese girls touch my belly too...

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Lifes long..rest hard...just do it..snort asbestos.

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When the hell is the second season of Sherlock comin out?? BEST SHOW OF 2011 (besides SOA)

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nic wrote:
quiet roar wrote:^^ Breaks are good. I have them when I travel overseas or interstate to a place I am not connected.
breaks are dead

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witty_pseudonym wrote:depends on the hole and how big the swelling is.

Another GOLDEN moment brought to you by the Crafty Nom de Plume!! Fkn hilarious!!

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I've seen a ghost before...This one time, when i was working at an old estate i was really nervous cause it was my first day on the job and couldn't find the toilet so i snuck out the back to the cemetery and just as i'd done my bizzo thought i saw a ghost - but it was just my pee steam.

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hmm...breaking all records on here today..

BORING AS BATSHIT PEOPLE!!!

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barbados

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Just spent the last hour trying as hard as i can to do nothing....only to see the "hour" was only 10 mins...OMG its a longasssss day!

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Watch the posted video on YouTube.

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*insert epileptic fit here*

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Monster Energy Drink tastes like licking the boardwalk at Disneyland.
Remnants of plastic, kids sherbert filled spittle and just a touch of ass.

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I have a massive sticky note stuck to my monitor that says "SAVE SAVE SAVE OR DIE"

Good words to live by,

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Did someone say White power?

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Feigan wrote:
DBoy wrote:Take it how you like it...
It is the revolution of preference.
Be a park person or be a minger ginger. Im cool.
first that comes to mind is the red power ranger.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You mean this guy?

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Big Ups to me hitting Dirty 30 today!!

Tim's Quote of the day "I've outlived my heroes but have yet to surpass them".

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dats some good stuff right dere.

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Turning 30 tomorrow.
Not good.

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Thor = Garbage

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GOLD MRJ!!! lolzamillion

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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

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witty_pseudonym wrote:
thedeadly9 wrote:GOTD.
Its monday.
That is all.
But it's Tuesday...BUs to that?

Correct. Its such a bad day its GOT to be a monday.

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GOTD.
Its monday.
That is all.

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word.

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could just copy this....hahahahaha

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Actual commission was for ANYTHING. (the client is a close mate so knows the kind of illustration i do)..so no real instructions..im thinking of doing her a hip tattoo...something to roll up over the band of the jeans.. But then when i confirmed i had carte blanche to do whatever - her sister threw ...

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How do you like this??

I just got asked to do a commission piece tattoo design - of an unborn fetus. What the hell is wrong with these people??

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If theres one thing more annoying than being bored on a friday...its being bored and actually struggling to look like your not after being given the stern word from the boss that you aren't doing enough hours.. I'm sorry but if there is no work on...why must i bust my head against a wall for three e...

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and just for good measure...

the uncomfortable girl...

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What i really want to know is...how do you spot a christian? I know what a raver looks like but those guys are wily bastards and come in any form!

Might start a new blog "What is a Christian"

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christopher

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These parties were drug infested sex orgies, full of pre-martial sin docking, multiple and same sexed closet make out sessions and enough acid to send a gorilla on a trip down the Dorthy’s yellow brick road, while holding hands with Captain Crunch and rainbow colored vampire midgets. bwahahahAHAHAH...

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you know its a hard day when FB is more entertaining than MB.

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is that a poo retriever? or a goodle?

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Annoying is...Getting the call that your new car is ready for collection - and unable to collect it. GRRRRRR
:blob6"

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BWAAHAHAHA KNEW YOU WOULD GET THAT BRAIN!!

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venga

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icecream

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ghetto kitty wrote:there is no breathe. at all. all day.

no nose. only mouth.

but housie gave me some nasal spray and i can finally breathe. however he has had a nasal spray addiction, so it comes with a warning

Sure he's just not addicted to shovin things up his nose like drugs and dick stiffeners?

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i love tumbleweed..

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BU leaving my bottle of V to chill for about two days...crisp, clean and refreshing...ahhhh

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spectacle

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ventricle

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