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blah blah blah theres always conflicts at festivals. same as last year at GV. I beg to differ. Last years Good Vibrations was such a success (IMO) due to the lack of clashing. It's all good & fine to have such a wicked lineup, but if you can't see them all then Rolf Harris may as well be playin...

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blah blah blah theres always conflicts at festivals. same as last year at GV. i is plannered already. dusted for the london memories + general touring early => catch a bitta datarock => switch => malente => catch a bit of talib => bitta stormin Norman => bitta steve lawler => bitta marky => warm dow...

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er .... :shock: Matt. You are banned from my house from this day forward except for the specifc purpose of collecting my weekly laundry, which you may pick up from next to the recycling bin without ever coming past the front gate. I'll let your girlfriend know you won't be coming round anymore. Not...

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i'm just getting in on this thought you were a woman caper. sounds like a good excuse for some fun to me.

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s'alright mistress keir his lady is used to my cheek.

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Fents wrote:And tell that no good Lowqui bloke he needs to work on his interviews a lil better!

While you're at it tell him his lady is a tramp too.

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i has two bdo tickets floating about my place that my flatties no longer need.

paid full price for them, being a good little bank employee (no phishting scams) she kept her receipts so you can have them too if you want .

best offer accepted.

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ADD_Boy wrote:Phishting

You can minimise your chances of being a victim of Phishting scams by:

Staying away from ADD_Boy on sundaze.

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booking mrj for j-walking

theres got to be a song in that

didn't think ken park was much of a movie.
i have it on dvd somewhere if it can't be rented.

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My No.1 Gripe of 2005: My ex just rang 'to let me know' that as of Wednesday night she's engaged to the guy she left me for.

There goes my planned quiet weekend. And my bottle of Chivas 18 y.o.
Biatch.

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mr lob...dancing...

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yes but one of the biggest problems i see, is the transport of this material to its final laying ground( for 250,000 years),your transporing this sort of shit half way around the world, to get it to stable gound-What happens if the boat sinks ? ( in our waters that is) Is that really worth the mone...

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the risks involved with the depositing nuclear waste in our countries interior don't come from the act of putting it in the ground. there are areas that are geologically stable and are desert to ground and surface waters are not a real issue. australia has plenty of available land for burying anythi...

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producer tiefschwarz is two people. one very good production duo.

i will be sashaying down to hobart to catch tiefschwarz at syrup nye b4 a nyd bolt back to melbourne town.

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plenty of mo bros keen to participate but where's the support from the mo hos?

ps...mo ho is not to be confused with add_boy, who is a ho mo.

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i was at a techno gig on friday night at deep 11 and there was a dude on the dancefloor in white socks with sandles, king gee shorts and a rather spiffy cardie. i'm not sure if he'd been at a revenge of the nerds party or was indeed a semi-retiree, but either way if i hadn't been distracted by a rat...

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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. Never go out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Gi...

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the list of things he hasn't fallen asleep midway through is pretty short. at least its fairly likely his fly was still done up when he fell asleep texting. physically he's not still at rev. I bailed on rev at 3 in the arvo, think he made it till half 7. apparently stumbled through my door about 8 l...

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why does heading to revolver with add boy always sound like a great idea at the end of the week and such a bad idea at the beginning of the following week?

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lynt wrote:Man, that was off the hook!! Big ups the 7am crew rocking out at sunrise!

Fractured rocks my socks.

and i thought that stench was add boy.

what a weekend.
narf.

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ADD_Boy wrote:I'm pretty BIG KEV !!

Thats not what your girlfriend told me.

I am Osama Bin Waiting for tonite to roll round for a while.

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I use Miranda another multiplatform messenger, allows access to all including googletalk.

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my two bits: what they all said...good work for being the friend he needs. it doesn't always work, and like lucas said, don't foget to draw the line when you have to look after yourself first. few years back my best mate was on a downward spiral of addiction to/rehab for pot/alcohol/amphs/morph/pres...

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This ones not my photo but close enough, my motherly one took it early yesterday and emailed it to me.

The family residence @ Grove, about 40mins south of Hobart.

Brrr.

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check out the sia mixes on freshly mixed

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i've got a new apartment baby, here's the view from the balcony above the street.

not quite of the class of lucas's nightworks but still pweety.

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like me ?! Went and saw 'Night Watch' (I think hat was the name) --> Russian horror film, about vampires.. Bit of a head fucK trying to read the subtitles and watch all the action. prolly didn't help that I was bent as ... Pretty awesome flick tho .. If you're going be prepared to line up.. I recko...

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I'm glad someone else has noticed the boys zombie impersonation. Have been trying to find someone called Shaun to throw nasty 80s electro records at him. Can anyone help? Saw the zombie off from my joint TWICE on saturday farken and somebody still sent him back again sunday :D Oh and if theres anyon...

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http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/images/eat_tiefschwarz.jpg (Eat Books - Tiefschwarz) - Track 7 Some nice dirty electro ! glad you're (finally) enjoying mi amigo...apologies for my slackness version you have is the early promo release mate so track listing is a few songs short of the album release you'...

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http://www.yopi.de/images/prod_pics/553/e/553906.jpg Turn of the century stylez... hmmm...used that cd to learn many of my partners in night-time-grime all about breaks back around that turn of century. sadly before that year was out it disappeared into the mysterious black hole void that consumes ...

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my flattie and his big bro hit the road a couple of months back and via a little s e asian detour have landed themselves in time to catch the mountain stages and the run home into paris.

bastards.

live sbs coverage is good. but not quite the same as being there.

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ADD_Boy wrote:
Blush wrote:
cobbernuts wrote:
regarding your requests...you know where to find two northside whores

stfu wit your whore shit or I'll give you something horrible
cobbernut ------>

now now baby its not the same horrible something you wanted to give me.

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Blush wrote:
cobbernuts wrote:
regarding your requests...you know where to find two northside whores

stfu wit your whore shit or I'll give you something horrible

are you offering me a freebie?

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ho hum. every time the itm top fifty comes out, or the djmag one hundred or the fuckitmynoseisrunning top onety four comes out, this piss taking of the polls gets rolled out too. its a popularity contest not a dj contest. it doesn't matter what genre they play. to use a football comparison, its not ...

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coupla shots from the drive back from yarra valley weekend before last.
slightly edited, obviously.

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s'about time cobber. regarding your requests...you know where to find two northside whores, i've never enquired as to their exact location nor their going rate but from all reports, ruff it up dancehall stylee and you should travel well. one of them works in a fine drinking establishment so you need...

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the view from my folks new place, captured on ze weekend just gone.

i just give a whistle...and call for dan the kelpie...

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1. Breaks, house. DnB was a lover from days long past. 2. I gets changed into the trackies within minutes. 3. 40-50 between work, car, home, club. 4. Sadly work....but I get paid to be a greenie mad scientist...land rights for gay whales and all that. 5. The internet...i spend far too much time roun...

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work time

play time

night time

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did you just say blow up kangaroo, man?

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the computer says no.

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stumbled out of the pub last sunday night and ran into a huge great dane sized dog that looked exactly like the white furry thing from neverending story. couldn't get it to fly me home though. toxins blush. don't know what you're talking about. i am the picture of perfect health. taken with the lens...

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aye fuck em.
we had jontys syndication on freshdisko for a coupla years but to be honest half of the dribble wasn't worth the read.

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I don't eat dan dan noodles, they're cheap an nasty ... um yeah....thats what we love about him... I will, however, be up for a visit to cookie, there's a well hot girl that works there I'd like to say allo to... so i've heard. fingers crossed we don't drink them out of hoegaarden like the last vis...

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Hobart
In addition to the previously mentioned thugz, probly the hobart site of choice for melbourne beaterers, Hobart is also home to Freshdisko and Dance Music Society

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so dan dan noodle, where you be settling....back in syd or you visiting the fine shores of melbourne town? if you're heading through melbs you better get in touch for a session on the beers at cookie and a visit to cami to taste test your spicy namesake noodle concoction. reckon we could even drag j...

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Help! Alarming rise in evidence Australia is turning into the United States. 2 first items on the late news: 1.Russel Crowe has been arrested for throwing a phone at a hotel employee. 2.Lindy Chamberlain has written to Schappelle Corby to express sympathy with her plight. How the fuck do either of t...

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My members not that new but thats none of you beaterer's business.

In your other hand my 9 inch swollen online persona has been visiting these parts of recent times.

Introduced to this place by Melbourne's finest ADD sufferiser.

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