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by sneak
Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62467
Views: 1584364

dog god was god of death I beleive. Cant remember his name. http://historylink101.net/images/anubis.jpg The correct answer we are looking for is Anubis. Anubis. Or maybe Set - but i think he looks more like an aardvark or summat http://www.mariomarcia.com/FotosViagens/Africa/Egipto/InfoEgypt/Deuses...
by sneak
Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:33 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the official console and PC nerdy thread!
Replies: 3858
Views: 275523

mmmmm Mike Patton grrrrowl
his name merely needs to be whispered in passing and millions of girls worldwide cream themselves without knowing why.
by sneak
Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: happy b day to sneak
Replies: 14
Views: 702

sorry to drag this old chestnut back outta the past but i am as you all know a slack bitch and its taken me this long to get back and say a huge THANKS to yas all. your all more special to me than if a special needs himalayan mountain ferret dressed in a himalayan yak dancing shoes, hid inside an ov...
by sneak
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:15 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday Charlie Girl
Replies: 33
Views: 1993

heya charlie! kegloads of birthday love for ya babe - from me + fredular (pissflaps) late as always
hope twas a goodun! xxx
:smt113 :albino: :cherry: :cat: :cat: :fish: :smt033 :smt033
by sneak
Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy day of birth camo/cammo/kamo/kammo
Replies: 33
Views: 1557

Joyous annual birth memorial occasion Kammonator Earl of Surly!
only the elite are birthed forth on this day! :wink:

:smt033 fred n I will be rollin a fat bifty for ya! kisses on all your delicate pink bits from both of us...
by sneak
Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:02 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whenever I'm near a cat and it yawns...
Replies: 28
Views: 1580

next time, instead of just putting your finger in its mouth, you should try putting a 9 volt battery on its tongue. hilarious.
by sneak
Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:17 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Squirrel caught in chocolate theft shocker!
Replies: 5
Views: 711

this topic reminded me of an hilarious letter printed in aktifmag which i have extracted for your pleasure A letter to the people at Kinder Surprise To whom it may concern, Firstly let me start by saying what a big fan I am of both Ferrero and Kinder Surprise. I think that the notion of having a due...
by sneak
Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Webcomics - achewood
Replies: 4
Views: 322

Achewood rawks! asleep style is one of my faves....

http://208.64.57.83/achewood/uua2Xgk6m


Red Meat:
Not quite as good as achewood but thouroughly sick.
I hate you Milkman Dan
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/

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by sneak
Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris is the MAN
Replies: 38
Views: 3467

They missed one...

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
by sneak
Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:23 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62467
Views: 1584364

Do what i do and ring up directory assisstance. theyre always there and they get bored at that time so you can become Lord Snottington III requesting an emergency rotor for your pleasure water craft to be airfrieghted by speckled carrier pigeon to your skiff, anchored of the coast of Antigua...or so...
by sneak
Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:17 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy BIRTHDAY Fikuss!!!!!!!
Replies: 56
Views: 2776

me (and Fred Hey bud! Hows biz? Fred sends his love - poor chap's being worked like a child prostitute at the mo (well not exactly like that - thats my job, but he's working just as hard) , but apart from that and the other multitude of things that is crap about this godforsaken country (dont get m...
by sneak
Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:14 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62467
Views: 1584364

Brutal brutal shit. I would enjoy seeing a man vs bullfight/ lionfight/ 200 strong army of attack hamster fight as long as it was fair - y'know, bareknuckles only. What about when you put ..say a Mongoose and a Snake in a pit together to battle it out. Is that wrong? These guys are natural predator/...
by sneak
Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy B'Day Hardy
Replies: 36
Views: 1433

Pleasant birth memorial occasion ya crotchety bastard
:occasion9: xxx

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by sneak
Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy BIRTHDAY Fikuss!!!!!!!
Replies: 56
Views: 2776

oh hey Timmeh! i was doin my intermittent trawl of mb and lo and beholdeth its ya birthday - Hope ya had a great one hunny. Lots of love from me (and Fred of course!) (txt him he may have some news - but dont tell him i told you to!! Its not like me to be mysterious but i can say no more about this ...
by sneak
Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What Muppet are you?
Replies: 53
Views: 1670

Awesome http://images.quizilla.com/A/AutumnSong123/1070291813_rWaldorf_s.jpg You are Statler or Waldorf. You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats. ALSO KNOWN AS: Those two old guys in the box. SPECIAL TALENTS: Heckling, complaining, being cant...
by sneak
Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:36 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The best band in the world....
Replies: 40
Views: 3589

heavy petting zoo - one of funniest album covers ever
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maybe its just the kiwi in me but theres something about sheep love that i find quite special
by sneak
Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Town hall hotel, north melbourne
Replies: 19
Views: 560

Yeah - townie was my local too. Do they still do Sumo on a wednesday night?? Midweek saki madness!
by sneak
Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ! I want a Pony ! Valentines day special
Replies: 26
Views: 664

I cant believe that the futurama/ horse connection went by without a mention of Horse D'oeurves
"all our horses are one hundred percent horse-fed for that double horse juiced-in goodness"

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by sneak
Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whats the best/worst thing you got detention/suspended for
Replies: 125
Views: 6506

You is baddass girl! You shoulda gone to my school. They would have made you queen, and worshipped your image. Nice work. They revered me as a GOD! until Harriet rocked up drunk on JD's and in her pyjamas and then proceeded to chunder all over the classroom floor (which in turn made 2 other girls h...
by sneak
Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIXI
Replies: 34
Views: 931

:occasion2: BIRTHDAY LOVE FOR PETA!! :cat:
Take a leaf, those cats know how to party.

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xxx
by sneak
Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: when you smoke too much green it tastes like...
Replies: 58
Views: 3177

green only for a joint unless pinging, then tobacco mix. otherwise hash which iv recently discovered due to a mate leaving some at mine. lovely. no nasty taste, not much maybe a bit. yum hash. my fav. pretty hard to find in Oz but I have the opposite problem over in UK. Plenny o real nice hash but ...
by sneak
Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:56 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Whats the best/worst thing you got detention/suspended for
Replies: 125
Views: 6506

Love this thread! Much to my parents disappointment, getting in trouble at school was a fairly regular occurance (that’s what you get for sending me to an all girls catholic school you arseholes) Some instances of note include: Staging a strike in protest of the new Compulsory Roman Sandals Rule. ...
by sneak
Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:21 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy B'day Rachel!!
Replies: 18
Views: 561

Happy Birthday Gurrl! Party til your lying in a pool of your own blood and vomit. :occasion7: :smt030 :smt030 :puke:
And CONGRATULATIONS on your impending nuptials.
:smt057 May your loins be fruitful!!.:smt023
by sneak
Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Waitangi Day!-All Kiwis get to take a religious hol
Replies: 14
Views: 460

Kia Ora bros!! and a huge CHOICE to you my lovely Stovey!! Happy Waitangi day to ya's and all ya whanau! Although i was too hungover to participate in the Circle Line Pub Crawl: www.waitangidaylondon.com i will be pulling a sickie so i can spend all day cooking me own fUH-Ken eggs and keeping cool t...
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I met Carl Cox in the street yesterday
Replies: 52
Views: 1584

Kate is absolutely fucking GORGEOUS. I would even go as far as to say THE most beautiful girl on the planet. I love her and want to have filthy lesbian relations with her. Pete can go fuck off and jack up in some dark corner somewhere.

watch the vid. grrrrr
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.htm ... _page_id=7
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I met Carl Cox in the street yesterday
Replies: 52
Views: 1584

Fred and I somehow managed to get (the crappest) accomodation in the most expensive area on the monopoly board, it is absolutely swarming with lame celebs: Mayfair spots to date: Kate Moss and Pete Doherty walking out of posh toff restaurant Cipriani, Posh Spice coming out of Claridges (huge fucking...
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: KOMBATBASS/ANYTIME BOAT PARTY - 9th FEB 2007
Replies: 400
Views: 28430

Hi Fintin! I heard you were retiring but i didnt believe it! Wish we could be there bro but y'know other side of the world n all that. Have a SPECIAL one buddy - and say hi to rachey for me! ...beware Olaf the Hairy -hes more into the raping rather than the pillaging. http://www.mcb.net/iom/viking33...
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TOOL myer music bowl Jan 31st
Replies: 278
Views: 21487

:smt044

....brown heaven... :smt005

You probly wouldnt have got much pleasure from him anyways - I bet all the years of anal penetration has rendered him with a really loose arse. be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:29 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62467
Views: 1584364

I was wrong. Maths is cool. Beholdeth this FRACTAL cauli. Hope it comes with a Pythagorian cheese sauce. http://www.math.toronto.edu/~drorbn/Gallery/Plants/Cauliflower-1_1280.jpg This will change the world. Go math-men. ** edit** ( and women - thats for you Liz my lovely!! ) http://www1.istockphoto....
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TOOL myer music bowl Jan 31st
Replies: 278
Views: 21487

I would have thought the boffins would include john bonham and keith moon on that list. I know larry mullen is your favourite and you would like to have passionate bumsex with him and his vocalist, Hardy. Dont even try to deny it! See hes already assuming the fisting position! Or is he giving an air...
by sneak
Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TOOL myer music bowl Jan 31st
Replies: 278
Views: 21487

breaksRbest wrote:That drummer (forgotten his name) is a farken MACHINE!


Danny Carey - BEST DRUMMER EVER! Did he rock the 15 minute drum solo again (saw em in Wellington NZ 1996 or 7)? The dude is a absolute fucking legend.
by sneak
Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:29 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: New 2000 person venue, no smoking venues, and you!
Replies: 165
Views: 3605

is the DEA really the place to get unbiased info on the effects of drugs? Im not a conspiracy theorist but ever since their inception they have been accused of supressing potentially lifesaving drugs in the name of politics as well as blocking further research to justify their prohibition. although ...
by sneak
Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: KombatBass Boat Party - NOV 3
Replies: 489
Views: 29779

quick wrote:yay


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by sneak
Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Mixes
Topic: Monthly Mixathon :: October :: Cammo NOW AVAILABLE
Replies: 64
Views: 7647

Fents wrote:You ripper kammonator, FMF would be proud :hahaha:


Its true - Ive seen the pride swelling in his scrotum ( now that i think about it, that may not have been pride)

Cammo - we better still be on your christmas card list bitch :smt027


:smt006 crazy cats
by sneak
Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 32042
Views: 971368

Gripe: Greedy landlords, sharing 1 bathroom with 10 dirty boys. Seriously its like a shanty town up in here. We have a man living in the crawlspace our roof f'christsakes. I often come home expecting to find a family of tiny foreigners living under our stairs. http://www.irinnews.org/webspecials/voi...
by sneak
Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:46 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 32042
Views: 971368

WE MISS YAS TOO!!! Hope your keeping our barstools nice and warm! But its a bit hard to miss lounge TOO much with lineups like this evry weekend!! FABRIC Fri 8th Sep 06 9:30pm - 5:00am £15 Room One: Cut Chemist (Live) Scratch Perverts DJ Format Joe Ransom Room Two: BREAKBEAT KAOS... DJ Fresh Adam F...
by sneak
Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:07 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Movie/Film/DVD thread...
Replies: 8387
Views: 380449

system wrote:Saxondale has its moment, yes.


Yeah that blonde tart at despatch is a fucking pisser!!

Dunno if its been on in Oz yet but f you can get your hands on it - "I am not an animal" is another Coogan triumph

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 0510.shtml
by sneak
Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 32042
Views: 971368

AH I JUST JAMMED MY DADS LAMINATOR!!! idiotidiotidiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does anyone know how to FIX A LAMINATOR?!?!?!? ive opened it up but i cant get the metal plates to give. booooo im a n idiot. he's going ot be angry at me and its going to be a terrible night Dunno how to fix a laminator...
by sneak
Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Aotearoa............ jah bless!
Replies: 42
Views: 1011

Hi FI! :smt028
FFD - this is gunna be some CHOICEness ! see yous fullas there ay bro.
by sneak
Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Cat Motel
Replies: 26
Views: 1006

Hi stevey! Thats a pretty kitty farm but check out this "Animal Resort" back in NZ. We may molest the animals but at least we put them up in a swank hotel ... and then molest them. http://www.crittercreek.co.nz http://www.nurseweek.com/news/images/latex_glove.jpg always practice safe abuse
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:03 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

hahaha tripper...lies....i played before fred...i couldnt spot u....u reprezent the to fullest gal. respect due yeah i did actually rocked up after work at about 1ish or summat. fred had well finished by then so i just enjoyed a singular beverage of nonalcaholic content, dropped off my libry books ...
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:49 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

Rob M wrote:not only that, but he's been going strong in the hip-hop scene in canada all ths time iirc. informer was choice back then, however his other stuff is decent and grows on you i must admit.


Well i must admit i did buy the CASSINGLE.
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:46 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

AC23_steve wrote:didnt see u with freddy at junglistic riddemz? :roll: where u bin


I was there! admittidly i was sitting in a dark corner just rocking back and forth singing the theme from smurfs to myself but it was for a good half an hour. dont tell me i dont reprazent bitch. :wink:
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

Is it wrong to quote myself?? Ah you can all fuck off. insommniacs club i have been away too long havnt i. i only just found the thread of the same title - and i just missplet title with a w instead of an e three times in direct succession : w backspace (damn) w backspace (damn) w backspace ( i need...
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:39 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

Rob M wrote:I shit you not, one of my mates is a huge snow fan. He has every single catalogue release this dude has done.

he's made some decent shit and has stood the test of time. just not in Australia ;P


What - he actually made more choons?!!
Paint me astonished
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

Yeah - insommniacs club. HOWZIT STEVE??? im all tech and shit!
by sneak
Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Cold is it, its f@#$ing snowing
Replies: 63
Views: 1972

ICE?? :lol:
but have we forgotton about SNOW already.

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summuna jiggidy boodywap summun dunna la-a-ane etc etc
by sneak
Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy Birthday sAmO!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 2116

Biggups to the birfday bear.
Have an ace one petey - catch ya tonight bro.
by sneak
Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: who the fuck is camo?
Replies: 46
Views: 1749

Beatdown ya say. Ive got a sack full of doorknobs on standby buddy.
Just say the word.

Those who dont want to be involved in the physical violence can stand around and yell motivational slogans instead.
by sneak
Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29742
Views: 816162

Biggups melbourne beats team - the OG crew - you know who yas are!! did ya miss me!? Yeah i didnt miss you shits either.

:P
I'll be back in the whimsical realm of tech-capability very soon so i;ll chat to all you lovely peeps soon.