Melbourne Beats

After a hugely successful 2010, Gradient is back for 2011 - kicking off on Saturday March 5 at Miss Libertine, Gradient will be representing the best local artists of Melbourne. The Philosophy – To Keep the night always evolving, always building, always changing. We welcome Mike Callender to the Hel...

The Gradient crew will be taking over two rooms, building the night from deep house through to minimal and techno, with live visuals from Jem The Misfit in the main room. Thriving on constantly building the energy – Gradient starts deep, evolving the music through out the night, always building alwa...

After the massively successful launch in February, Gradient returns to Miss Libertine, Friday May the 14th with a quality line up of artists to take you through the night. Unlike the recent economic crisis Gradient takes you on an upwards curve from the lush and deep to the tech and techno, always d...

KAPLUNK! @ GLASSHOUSE – SATURDAY 3RD NOV Although one should never throw stones in Glasshouses, there has never been any real words of wisdom, warnings, proverbs or sayings recommending against dance moves getting Plunky or the beats too Chunky within these structures. With these legalities out of...

Get yourself out of "Siberia and jump into spring with Molotov, the new underground revolution to hit the "eastern" bloc. Spread over 2 rooms, we'll have you dancin' harder than a couple of sideshow bears. Downstairs space out to the sounds of disco, pop, nu wave and house by Glitch, ...

After a brief hibernation and with plenty of credit still left in the pinball machine of life, Kaplunk shoots again this winter to give the colder months a decisive tilt. It’s multi ball madness on the dance floor when DJ’s Mo Ichi, Tim Noir , Max Grill & Miyagi are joined by special guest D...

set times

Tim Noir 11.00 -12.15
Mo Ichi 12.15 - 1.30
Max Grill 1.30 - 2.45
Miyagi 2.45 - 4.00
Pixleton 4.00 - close

Having trouble maintaining Resurrection? Don’t bear your cross alone this Easter and get more plunk in your trunk the natural way with those messianic messengers with the most at KAPLUNK! Saviour the flavour as DJ’s Pixleton, Mo Ichi, Tim Noir, Max Grill & Miyagi reveal the secret to a succe...

can't wait.

gonna be a great launch.

It's been hard work on and off the field for the teams involved in this years footy competition but Semi-Retired has stuck to their game plan and played it one week at a time. Driven by shear guts, determination and the will to win, they're giving it a red hot go on Grand Final Day presenting Semi-F...

set times

10-11 mix up with Mustard, Miyagi and Pixleton
11-12 Glitch
12-1 Acca
1-2 Mo Ichi
2-3 Miyagi
3-4 Dave Pham
4-5 Colonel Mustard
5-close Pixleton

i can't wait for the birthday trashinesh.

hehehe.

Our evil little nut is coming of age, from a mutated infant to a demented sage. For the year she has been she has silently dreamed of becoming a woman, bedeviled and mean. Born so twisted and yet darkly gifted soon her black veil will be gently lifted. What lies underneath will thrill all the freaks...

The team at Nutshell have been inexplicably intrigued by alliteration and momentarily mesmerised by the letter “M”, hence the inspiration for a night of messy, melodic, and medically manifested mayhem. So come get your fix of remedial rhythms down south of the border as we bring you the next ins...

Fashionistas, glitterati, and paparazzi beware… it’s time to purr like the socialite sluts you are in a divine celebration of bad taste, bizarre trends and big egos. Fashion victims unite for the latest and greatest in uber-happening designer poppycock as the crew at Polygon bring you Nutshell- ...

Give yourselves a pat on the collective back, report cards are in & the Semi-Retired faculty are extremely pleased with the results from the summer program. That is to say that the general level of Semi-Retirement displayed by participants both on & off the dancefloor has been an inspiration...

Semi Retired presents Fear & Lounging in honour of Hunter S Thompson, a way shower and arguably the finest Semi-Retiree of our modern times. Your assignment's in, pack your press kit!, aviators, cowboy hat & Hawaiian shirt for a night of Gonzo beats & Fat City treats from Dj's Slieker, H...

Plastic hip giving you back pain? Respirator on the blink? New false teeth giving you gum ache? We know heading for retirement can take its toll but it need not be that way. Respected Semi-Retired DJ/Physicians Slieker, Heath Myers, d-JCB, Miyagi & Max Grill have just the antidote for your creak...

kinetik kid wrote:see you boogy-tronik bitches on the dancefloor.

hell yeah!

Semi-Retired Sarong Lu'au @ Rainbow Serpent Attendance guarantees you get lei’d and shake your rumpa to robotik hula with Semi-Retired DJ’s Slieker, Heath Myers & Miyagi ready to walk the hot coals for your audio pleasure. Groovier than Greg Brady in Hawaii, more macho than Magnum P.I., rand...

it'll be island style all the way!

Looking for something exciting & new to do to help cement that finger on the pulse persona? Be one of the first to say you were Semi-Retired before it becomes popular! Witness Semi-Retired Dj's Heath Myers, Max Grill, Slieker, d-JCB & Miyagi try to get their easy-strollers up the stairs of t...

d-JCB wrote:

Grania wrote:d-JCB, you forgot to put in the 5.15 time slot... my favourite!

it'll happen, just gotta hang around for the 5:15 magic!

it's gold!

Fey fents
good to hear from ya,
hopefully c u thursday!

With the suns rays permeating our end of the sphere with greater gusto I guess its perfect timing for the annual re-launch of said event “Semi-Retired” the combined effort of Simon Slieker (Teriyaki, Sucker Punch), d-JCB (aka Brendan Krotz ie Konsept), Max Grill (aka Matt Shevlin ie Bottom Heavy...

And just when you thought it was safe to get back into the water on a thursday night for martini's & fancy, footloose behaviour. Along comes a sate of Semi-Retirement, bidding you cash in your super fund 40 years early... Come along and pull up a palm tree. @ the lounge on thursday 9 Dec. with ...