Melbourne Beats

StoveQueen Jagermeister... yes... anyone who hasn't tried it your life is incomplete. almax AGB... also yes... nothing like getting a few pounds of beer soaked pizza from the night before out of your system to lighten a hangover. Personally I'm generally handling both a comedown and hangover at the...

Dear Santa :smt111 , I have been very good this year (excusing that incident with the monkey, avocado and ten foot of gaffa tape). Please please please please please all I want for Christmas is set times for the 33 & 1/3 BBQ so I can brag to all my friends who aren't going about it some more. It...

yay - thank fuck i lost my licence yesterday (wow this is the first positive thing i've found about being outlawed from driving for the next 12 months) but to all those who are still permited to drive i agree, everyone needs to invest some bucks in lawyers if they get caught so that we can fight thi...

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!! muahahha, i think i'll keep this one secret and go "get a dog up ya!" to all who ditched me in tassie last New Years and fucked off to see zinc while I stayed at home and got writt...

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