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Fents wrote:
sneak wrote:mmm. me head hurt too. what time did you fuck off fence?
dunno but got home at 3am..bed by 3.30 up @ 9.

Jebus.
i was an hour and a half late for work today. and its a half day.

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mmm. me head hurt too. what time did you fuck off fence?

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yes a cartoon fish. much like the fact that watching cartoon rabbits eat each other turns fragile minds to cannabilism... or something. i direct you to this portion of the quote.. he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish who wanted to have a lame fish as a pet...

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oh but apparently he is!! he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish - which in turn has caused rapeage of coral reefs as a Vice article a few months back suggested

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i call them sea rats or gutter water-dwelling-vertebrates

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nice work timmeh!

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i just received a bleeding heart email from a vege friend asking me to join the plight of another abused species - ok so i dont think its that cool to batter a baby seal to death to make a handbag out of (if i was starving on the other hand the little fucker wouldnt last 1 minute) anyways i get dire...

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slipknot fans shop ebay too? rad i can start a people hating slipknot loving webring

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anyone dibsed 420 yet

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KITTENS! hazah!

see ya cunts erm BABY CATS thar too

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OMFG! praise the lord!

Most excellent work guys!

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Hardy wrote:w000t! I'm now gmailing like a pro. Cheers Sneaky!

no dramas buddy - welcome to the herd of happy wee gmailers

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i used to really dig Clive Barker until i read Gallilee but Weaveworld, Lord of Illusions and the Books of Blood were fucking brilliant. best non-fiction book ive read this year is Bloodlines of the Holy Grail - basically debunks the sham that is catholisism, not that you need to read this to know r...

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^theres nothing wrong with being a hermit - people fucking suck. after an absolutely dismal attempt at shopping last weekend which left me enraged and wanting to stab someone in the eye - i signed up and discovered the wondrous kingdom of ebay and i can safely say that i will NEVER shop at a store a...

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Hardy wrote:With a Turducken that size, you could prolly fit a few quails in there too.

GENIUS!!!
quails are delicious - there just like tiny ducks

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yeah - i had to assasinate my hotmail account due to the daily barrage of emails from George S Slapmore, Ernest Ramshaft and Jennifer Stainswell, claiming to pay off my mortgage, make my penis bigger or just share in the fun of viewing huge busted nordic women sucking off horses. but yeah GMAIL RAWK...

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hmmm. reckon its more like she's paranoid she hasnt been in the news that much the last few weeks.

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rad! that just means one more person i have to bump off my xmas prezzy list.

*how the fuck did i miss this thread anyway?

*

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didnt paris hilton wear a Von Dutch hat and they magically became a fad over night??? mmmmmmm paris.....mmmmmmm :smt117 yes indeedy fintonator. on the head of a skank one day, cover of "girlfriend" the next and please dont tell me you actually like that lazy-eyed clamidia incubator. serio...

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Fents wrote:Dont know u dboy or at least i think i dont but large ones anyway..

Happy B'Day.

yeah - what he said

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Fents wrote:
sneak wrote:dya get some girly sizes printed up too fintin??
Im sure if we get the scissors out we can make ya one...boob toob styleeee!

yeah that'll be damn sexy

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dya get some girly sizes printed up too fintin??

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biggups will and his amazing roast lamb, taters and gravy. the rest of you boys shoulda hung out for the gravy i tells ya

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[quote="stovequeen"]
Annika.. sorrz didn't catch ya... [quote]

erm yea well the lame truth is i got hella drunk at my work xmas shindig and ended up crashing out on the couch after 2 spliffs.

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oh.
hi john

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whaddya reckon fents? like 30 crates full?

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Fents wrote: i'd say no where near cammo's collection

cammo's collection has well surpassed a mere "collection" - it is now an entity, expanding itself beyond any mortal control.

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far too much positivity on this forum. lets restore the balance of the universe and whinge here. My Gripe o th' day: EVERYONE in our office going to get boozed on company fundage right now except me- having to look after phones etc. Got boozed at lunch anyway but its not the same when you haf to pay...

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stovequeen wrote:
sneak wrote:fuck yeah - this is gunna be KILLER!

Yo girl. We gona have warm up pia and kai with the Whanau if your at a loose end and wanna join us? Fi

nice - i'll text ya this arvo for details and the like

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fuck yeah - this is gunna be KILLER!

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yeah more like

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shithot buddy! *crosses fingers and toes*

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well FUCK. how can they dish out a test if it produces incorrect results. good luck for your vce next year ya cunts

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first one ive come accross (im sure there'll be plenty more where this came from)
tribute clip
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-thefina ... egend.html

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shepherd wrote:ficks ... please tell me yr doing the labour day eve Monday with a Light It Up ... dem public holiday eve things were ON FIRE!!!

seconded. tim?

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set times allowing: JUNGLE BUS?!

else im gonna haf to klute it. saw zinc at nye and havnt gots to seeing klute yet

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yeah fuck yeah! bungle: all class. and by fuck ive always wanted to do ungodly things to Mike Patton. i swear i'd make that cunt cry like a girl. fucking sexy bitch. as for the coffin well i'd rather be exploded but heres a quote from patton (not word for word - im going on memeory): "when i di...

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fickuss wrote: skam vs rux

on guard!

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DEAN G wrote:Im guessing his mum wished she went through with the abortion?

ha ha! monkeydaks: just as tragic as i remeber them. yesterday i could see no monkey - now theres mo monkey wtf is up with my poota?

system: see ya this weekend then for institutionalisation phase 1

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thank you!! email addy pm'd

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thanks sasha but

"page cannot be displayed"
is it my lame work internet settings protocol? damn. i want my monkey

(and when are you going to grace us with your presence again bud??)

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andycole23_steve wrote:ah sorry about the delay, just did a trip from the bush to dmc....

here ya go...

i cant see monkey-pants. where da monkey pants??

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the man is going to be buried in a kiss kasket. A KISS KASKET!!!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=30347

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SAME! bottle #2 for the day
my insides are corroding

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post it be-arch!

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mate you shoulda SEEN some of the getup - there was one dude with like 5 fluro coloured monkey toys attached to his daks.

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hazah! what a selection

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