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so.freakin.tired.
deeeaaaad.

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http://www.parklife.com.au/artists

some good'uns, but will hope for sideys i think.

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!!!

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BU finishing uni for the semester. Gosh it feels goooooood!

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pretty sure it is the point.

witty_pseudonym · Re: TTAN i'll probably be up studying at 3:23am!

i'll probably be up studying at 3:23am!

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http://www.theage.com.au/environment/bl ... 1g37f.html

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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i wonder if she wore a brown paper bag to hide the bruises.

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Dear Promoters (who will never read this anyway)

Please put on an awesome gig on July 15th so I can raev with muh frands on muh berfday. If you would like suggestions re acts, please get in touch.

Kind regards,
WittyP

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wow BIG nic! seems like change is in the air for a lot of people!

BU freedom pon fri
BU my work - passionate, amazing people doing incredible work. totes inspiring.
BU more exciting opportunities coming my way.

how grand life is!

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benga

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a grand don't come for free.

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he waddled off when i was having some lunchies, thankfully.

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BU clicking submit. my golly it feel naice. Hahahaha Really? Its the second most stressful decision of my day..first being whether to get outta bed or not. lol submitting essays take me one step closer to freedom, so whilst it has its nervy elements, it's mostly just relief...however fleeting. bigs...

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BU clicking submit. my golly it feel naice.

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blessed is the cranky librarian that came and told him off. praise be!
shame he hasn't listened.

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huge wrote:
Sociopathic wrote:alot
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2 ... thing.html

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the ultimate in impulse purchases. head to QBH to fullfil teenage girl aspect.

BU 10 days off work to study!
BU holidays approaching. totes in need of a break.

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i could feast on his cheeks for a week alone i reckon. ARGHRGHGHGH

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i'm srsly about to stab the fat chinese kid next to me in his stupid fat face if he doesn't stop incessantly clicking possibly THE LOUDEST mouse ever invented. I think he's playing some sort of game that requires a billion clicks per second. stupid you chubby cunt!

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bday drinks for cute (single) colleague tonight but i'm feeling shy and don't want to go.

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i think i might leave early. who wants a burr?

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BU meetings about interesting things with hot smart boys. I like my work.

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deviant wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:we can just drill a hole in the fence,
a glory hole?

unfortunately i don't have a cock. sigh. if only.
i was however, born with a glory hole.

and publicworks - are you a hot tradie?

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and it's definitely a good thing having different taste in men - no fighting...if we ever find decent ones that is.

me invites self to tom's party. liz we can just drill a hole in the fence, spy and giggle all night k?

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was more a response to the 'all tradies are hot comment.' little defensivetown riz.

and yes hardy - where do you live. i make exceptions from time to time.

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huge wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:

my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.
haha! the dress that was too party for the party!

totes too party.

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arghghghgh!

i think i have an idea who

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you banged my brother!??!?!?!?!

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my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.

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Hardy wrote:Lol. Most tradies are hot in the same way that most lesbians are sexed up, smokin' hot, 20 year old bombshells.

totes! the number of foul tradies i encounter on my walk to work is ridiculous. hairy cracks and beer guts aplenty.

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BUps tassie mission locked for first week of July!

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bairn

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pretty shit quickles. lovely the last few days, but has snapped into grey wintery today.

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i got an awful impression. drunken groups of hen's night slappers stumbling around, sub human men doing much the same, people chucking in alleyways, then a group of 15 year old skanks tried to start me. this was all in a 20 min walk around the town on a friday night...at about 8pm. lolz. liverfail (...

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couldn't for tradies tbh. and totes with you on the skinny jeans. fitted can look good on the right dude, but skin tight is very off putting. please leave something to the imagination fellas.

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if it takes you to a place other than liverpool, then yes.

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nice weather will never make liverpool sweet.

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persia

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headbutt

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big ups going out and realising that i can actually drink responsibly.

a month off and a shit load more uni work can do wonders for the self control. but after a few more weeks of sobriety, i'm totes getting on one tbh.

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deviant wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:i might even have....A GLASS OF WINE!!!!
So exciting after not drinking for a month....

not meant to be drinking until the 17th actually, but one or two won't hurt...i've earned it damn it.

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i might even have....A GLASS OF WINE!!!!

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ghetto kitty wrote:http://www.varsityapparel.com.au/Design ... ket/Hoodie

YAY hump day time wasting.

ahem.

design your own shoes!

http://www.shoesofprey.com

edit - having said that i don't really like any of the styles on there. just fun time wasting with the colourssss.

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Little Mule - baked eggs look total win
Mr Tulk - not had brekkie there, but coffee is mad
Degraves?

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molly

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the poor generally don't bemoan the state of the world and the bigger picture, but are more concerned with the basics of the day-to-day. i'm simply saying that we're so blessed in our own lives, that our gripes (well mine in particular) are indicative of that. not being able to book an overseas holi...

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