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Will

Holy shit $15!!! That's amazing. Will be getting my ticket at Cyantific and Nu-Tone.

Will

It was Richard Kingsmill.

You're right though. They really shouldn't play your sort of music on the radio.

Will

DBoy wrote:if only the media only wrote good stories.

What you and me mean by a "good story" are probably different things.

Will

I sincerely cannot think of any instance where anyone would use my image to promote any of those causes without my permission and if they did it would not only be hilarious I'd get to make a big fuss about it in the media and damage the integrity of their campaign. good luck with that line of think...

Will

mecka wrote:Who said anything about you appealing to me?

Man, it's one line at night another in the morning.

Cad.

Will

mecka wrote:Yer but will has such universal appeal

I wish. Unfortunately, it's just you.

Will

Meh. Someone could take a picture of me walking down the street and use it in a McDonald's commercial. Couldn't care. cool! so youll be the new poster boy for christians against gays? for pro whaling? for anti same sex marriage? for john howards new dream team? not me. I sincerely cannot think of a...

Will

lol. There's nothing on my FaceBook I wouldn't want my mum to know about, let alone the CIA. sure, but if you post pics of everywhere you go etc, you may as well have a GPS attached. you are aware that the agreement at the beginnig you sign means they hold the rights to everything you put up there,...

Will

$1 + BJ.

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Will

lol.

There's nothing on my FaceBook I wouldn't want my mum to know about, let alone the CIA.

Will

Biggups PJ Harvey. What a woman! <3 <3 <3

Will

Detour?

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Will

I design sentences, paragraphs and articles.

Does that count?

Will

Try here: http://tickets.fuzzy.com.au/record.asp? ... ntID=17019

Will

I got mine.

Will

Nah, PC's right.

De La played way overlong.

Will

Will

Direktor wrote:Aaah furry muff...

The next day was wikked - De La Soul followed by Roni Size & Dynamite. After De La played, everyone cleared out, leaving heaps of room for the Full Cycle lads and the dedicated crew - goodtimes!

As they played for a full 10 minutes.

Fuckin' Dl La cunting Soul.

Will

Myst wrote:Ok cool..

Will - would the integrated wireless router/modem be the one that is around the $220 mark?

Not sure. Mine was around $350, but that was about 18 months ago.

Wireless internet is the muthafucken bomb. I love it so much.

Will

I love his hip hop and booty bass stuff but can't stand it when he does drum 'n' bass.

Any idea what he's doing these days?

Will

Yeah, you're pretty much on it. You just need to buy a router and plug that into your modem. Each computer will need a wireless card though. The only problem with buying a third-party router from Dick Smith is that Optus probably won't give you tech support if you have problems. The easiest way to g...

Will

Do it!

Will

Shut up, porch monkey.

Will

We should totally let them have casinos out in the desert.

Will

Unless the person saying it is black, or an extremely good friend; I sincerely doubt that mate. I said 'in context'. The acceptable context being when another back person says it. That is discriminatory to front people There were plenty of back people around when Brendan Nelson did his speech yeste...

Will

Direktor wrote:
Will wrote: Black peeps and 'nigga' the same.
Unless the person saying it is black, or an extremely good friend; I sincerely doubt that mate.

I said 'in context'. The acceptable context being when another back person says it.

Will

we were in a van, crusing down elizabeth st, when talks of 'hairstyles' instigated the batterey powered clippers to come out of nowhere, impromptu cunt shaving while driving for the absolute win. Badtimes for the van owner who know has a van full of mixed pubes... and badtimes for future passengers...

Will

ghetto kitty wrote:
Will wrote:Why doesn't anyone fuck and dance?
dancing, if you do it right, is fucking.

fucking, if you do it right, is dancing.

I've always believed people who moved well on teh dancefloor tended to be good in bed.

Will

Why doesn't anyone fuck and dance?

Will

$30 and a BJ.

Will

My mum had a pet lion cub growing up in Rhodesia (Zimbabwe). So jealous.

How cool would it be to set a freakin' lion on the class bully!

Will

FoundationStepper wrote:
Friday wrote:
system wrote:if anyone wants invites, i also have spares.
yes please!!
me too please!

Why is Aussie Torrents good? I'll take an invite in any case.

Will

I got a spare ticket to Monty Python's Spamalot for tomorrow night at Her Majesty's Theatre for $80. My housemate bailed 'cause he wants to see it with his girlfriend and her parents. PM if anyone interested. Shouldn't he be the one trying to flog it off then? He got someone to bite but then they b...

Will

I got a spare ticket to Monty Python's Spamalot for tomorrow night at Her Majesty's Theatre for $80.

My housemate bailed 'cause he wants to see it with his girlfriend and her parents.

PM if anyone interested.

Will

SICK!!!

Will

Holy shit.

Doesn't bode will for the 'rider.

Will

God I hope it was awful.

Will

That was good fun. The music was a little uninspired imo but the dirty snot attacks more than made up for it.

Will

Since when have you had flatmates?

Will

TheOperatives wrote:ok people, it's gonna be $20 before 11 and $30 after.. just so you know!

Will

Since I first moved to Melbourne in 2000 I've only ever been to one Comedy Festival show. I'm determined to get some decent laughs out of the event this year. Is anyone on the ball enough to tell me what I should check out? It starts next month. How early do you have to book? I've heard Daniel Kitso...

Will

Can you put the remote cntrol down or is it like a pipe? I don't have a remote control. It just keeps going until I stop. I guess the best comparison would be a morphine drip. I no shit watched the first 50 episodes of that in less than 4 days last year. Was a mammoth effort. BEST SHOW EVA! Yo up t...

Will

will > see the first post I Dated Mu-gen and All I Got Were These 11 Simple Lessons: etc pretty full on flaming! When I read this the first time, I thought you'd dated Brett, Bo. :lol: nope, not me. i know of him, but dont know him. all i know is breakups bring out the worst in people. Just head do...

Will

I <3 Nigella Lawson's boobs.

Will

black star wrote:
Will wrote:Ah, I am stupid. Didn't really realise
As broad statements about me generally, it's actually pretty valid.
Needs more self loving.

Ah, no. My self gets plenty of love, don't you worry.

Will

Ah, I am stupid. Didn't really read the title and realise Mu-gen was a guy and the whole thing was directed at him.

As broad statements about men generally, it's actually pretty valid.

Will

DBoy wrote:
deviant wrote:
dust wrote: shit, that's brutal.
yeah, fully

nasty
ouch.

I have too many break ups.

I can't find nasty stuff. Am I stupid or is it gone?

Will

Herro!

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