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We have a retarded number of channels (over 700 at last count), but all the good ones (Meet and Blow Joe, World's Biggest Gapes etc) are pay per view :( The rest of them show ice hockey games, ice hockey replays, ice hockey pre-game discussions, ice-hockey pre-season warm-up matches, ice-hockey pane...

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PS. matrices pl.

HEIL SPELLCHECK!

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GOTD: A French accordion song called 'Stop Wearing Purple'.

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^^^ :) all sounds good tashma! So, reading the news today, and Naples is under mountains of trash, there was a massive stampede in Cambodia that killed 400 people, and North & South Korea may be going to war after a long peace time. America has gone to the dogs, Europe is flailing, and all thes...

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gripe and lol at being told this lie on Friday night about something i did. I was like - ummm i never did that, it doesn't even sound like something i would do wtf? i had to lol i guess, what else can you do? Is this about you weeing in the urn at work? Because i'm pretty sure that did happen... :o...

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Interesting. Not qualified to comment, would be interested in other people's thoughts on this... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/22/tim-berners-lee-facebook-threat-_n_786855.html Social networking sites are threatening the Web's core principles by collecting and retaining users' information--f...

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ZOMG Best. Sunday. Ever. Woke up at 8am, wandered to the village, crossing the road to avoid a black bear that was doing the same thing. Minus 9 in the village, and minus 18 degrees at the top of the gondola... the snow was <3 <3 <3 all boofy and powdery and lovely. Did 5 runs out-of-bounds, took th...

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^^^ shift to BU thread??? Can't really see much gripe, except for the exorbitant vegetable thing.

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^^^

Been watching Arrested Development. There's a segue for you :dadhumour:

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youthful_implants wrote:given the current drought of quality rugs in this country I'm surprised anyone goes out to dance at all.

not sure about the over 30s crowd but tapping the under 18 market is where its at.

Lol YI

This thread needs less vitriol & more PLUR

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LolCob

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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mecka wrote:So the lung cancer my nan originally had has spread to her brain, kidneys and stomach.

Beyond that im in the middle of my half year mental breakdown. God. Fuckin. Dammit.

sorry to hear Olsta

:Hugs:

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*snip*

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You can stitch together quite a few children and force beer bottles up the arses of all your captive teenage boys in a day. Just get yr co-workers to drug them all and have them waiting for you in the cellar (soundproofed :wink: ). Chopping up the teenage boys and dumping their bodies in the Torrens...

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kronz wrote:I have to go to Adelaide next week for work

Good thing is that is only for the day, but still, Adelaide.

I'm so sorry to hear about this. My condolences.

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Large anal glands + fish-based diet = awesome house pet

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huge wrote:200?

Oh yeah, they married on Month_Date_200?

Lol.

Well spotted, Sir! We'll make a royal watcher of you yet!!!

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Not the pr0n version, but this one did fall through a wormhole from an alternate universe where these two married in 2007.

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http://cdn.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=107087&d=1110525143 http://cdn.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1394&d=1064662756 http://cdn.theroyalforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18821&d=1064611008 http://cdn.theroyalforums.com/forum...

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Hardy wrote:Where are you prats today? Entertain me!

Royal Family Fan Art FTW!

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/f2 ... 12021.html

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http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbosf2l9W91qzmowao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1290027358&Signature=nYCl1YSJMcb7XSrpmPB23oO5lXY%3D http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmsqvX0BB1qzmowao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Exp...

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So when you dipshits ascribe the word "epic" to banal things like the new Tron poster (not even the entire movie, just the poster), and children's games like "duck duck goose," you cheapen the word and water it down so it just becomes a sound you make, like a grunt when you appr...

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Having said that, I still have to give "Everybody Loves Raymond" the award for greatest cultural television abortion. That show makes me want to hurt people. And I'd totally watch footage of Charlie Sheen being so high he has to have a sheet thrown over him by the cops before they can sub...

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2 and a half men is the worst show on TV. id rather watch beauty and the geek tbh. One of the low-points of the past decade. Dickhead kid, Buscemi wanna-be 'everyman' limp-wristed cardboard cut-out character and Charlie Sheen playing Himself. Next on 2.5 men: main douchebag character wanders around...

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Feigan wrote:You have a bear who hangs out?

awesome.

That's what all my gay friends tell me.

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Big ups to the judge that handed out a minimum 2 year 3 month sentence on the wanker that crashed into a friends car. She was 8 months pregnant, baby did not survive, all because this utter cunt had road rage. Yeah right. Heard about that case. Sucks... putting someone in jail is never going to get...

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Big the Fuck Up to the following: - The bear who hangs at our house and leaves massive turds on the school soccer pitch. Play in that, you little shits. - The mountain opening on Friday - Working from the couch while it snows outside - Awesome Rugs - Graf, train lines, mountain bike parks, hiking 15...

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nic wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4n ... r_embedded#!

Lol pussy likes the tight box.

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Yawn. Over writing this report. Stupid frogs are so stupid.

Time for a lunch-time hike to clear my head.

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I've signed twelfty-two confidentiality things, and get more all the time. No discussing with anyone, ever. On top of that, we have different levels of security clearance, from Unclassified through to US Department of Defence Top Secret. They probably even monitor the shit I say here. :waves at the ...

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Hawt.

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Livinia Nixon learned to read her autocue by reading the Herald Sun social pages everyday, which is why she can’t handle words with more than two syllables. She stars in every show that Channel Nine can shoe-horn her into, including the Weather, Hey Hey It's The Weather, Getaway from the Melbourne W...

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So Shepherd, you don't think our housing market is in a bubble right now and that prices are going to continue to double every seven years? Households are increasingly overextended, with two people having to work to service a mortgage that what was once possible on one income. The Case Shiller index...

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ghetto kitty wrote: we have a new page on Fb too after some internal issues with russian hookers

Genital wartage?

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Hi All I have noted that nearly all staff are using the word “on” inappropriately repeatedly. “The book is on the table” - “on” is where you place something “The policy is on IT” –WRONG – it “covers IT” or “about IT”, “in respect to IT” or even “for IT”. Some other items: • Documentations – WRONG –...

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So we discovered a whole series of blue and black mountain bike trails in the forest behind our house today. Jumps, switch-backs, rock drops, the works. Can't wait for them to fill in with snow, and snow has been forecast all week w000000000t!!!

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Shares aren't the only investment tool

Good luck with whatever you decide you want to do!!!

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personally i would not buy a house for awhile, prices can't keep going up forever. people will eventually go fuck this it is to expensive i am going to rent. having said that you could negatively gear your house and use it as a tax break. but hey i really don't know shit so probs don't listen to me...

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Feigan wrote:
CoB wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:Meggs did a board design for Burton this year!
http://www.everfreshstudio.com/blog/?p=5297
i dnt knw who meggs is bt i lke it!!!

I know Meggs.

I went to school with him.

he is a good bloke.

Is he a ranga? Get the feeling he would be with a name like Meggs.

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Meggs did a board design for Burton this year!
http://www.everfreshstudio.com/blog/?p=5297

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ghetto kitty wrote:omg that second photo is wrongtown!

Now now, that's not the Spring Carnival Spirit

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Needs Moar Orange

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