Melbourne Beats

retzie

Yeah, but is he hot?

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even with a greencard you can always come back to live thuogh right? Yeah, for sure. You just have to be careful if you leave and want to try to keep it. (If you don't, you can just return it and pretend it never happened.) It's mainly just adding options, but it's still scary and I really don't wa...

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youthful_implants wrote:I dont understand why women would complain about a preponderance of younger guys.

Don't complain, don't not-jump-on...

The whole 'freaking out because I have my shit together' gets really fucking tedious, though. 'Sif I'm even a proper grown-up

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ghetto kitty wrote:srsly the guy on the plane was feckin gorgeous. and tbh i could see his swagger more in dem skinny jeans. but they instantly made me think - too young for kitteh.

Heh, should prolly work on the "too young for retzie" recognition skillz...

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ghetto kitty wrote:no way! so we might have lost you forever???

Eh, I really have no idea. At the moment, all I have said is to set it up - the real apply-y part is in about a year. Figured I have no idea what's going to be going on in a year, so might as well...

Bit freaked out actually

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Home game at Anfield was pretty rad. Fucken lol at the amount (and nuance!) of the abuse yelled by the punters. BU visitor tomorrow! BU apartment starting to look properly rad. Windows and plants and no-more-shitty-old-couches and windows ! BU my new office. Corner! WINDOWS !! Scared ups to work spo...

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There have been more boys in skinny jeans in my life than I would have predicted. Can be pretty hot tbh.

GK, next time plz catch in net.

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Part of the deal, innit. It's rad having friends all over the world, but it fucken sucks knowing that at any one time, you're going to be missing people. As absolutely overjoyed as I was/am at leaving Oklahoma, it still makes me sad that I am only going to see my friends/colleagues from there rarely...

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GK, Melbourne Uni has a JP:

Justice of the Peace

Available by appointment 12.30-2.30pm, Monday to Friday, at the Information Centre, ground floor, Union House.
8344 5415

Dunno if they do work for the general public though.

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Sorry Socio, still in stupid America. I did wear my red suede boots today though

Hmm, mebbe I can has some emoticon timez...

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Especially when you are so boooooored because you are not working OR GETTING PAID for three months

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Witty, do you or do you not want me to tell you that I noticed those red suede boots on sale today?

Sorry.

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This whole 'three months off work' is a bit shit tbh. Boooooooored.

Also, dunno how to make not-drunken friends in a new city :mystery:

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Yus, verre boring

I'm afraid I don't have anything not-boring to report, though. Can has fun city, but curse of teh retzie is still upon me. I was actually excited about going into work yesterday. Tomorrow's trip to Ikea is off the fucken charts.

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Just wanted to mention how much I fucking hated Neuromancer. I bet the movie will star Jake Gyllenhaal and a golden retriever, completing the circle of hate.

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oOOooOooo, quiet MB is quiet http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/retzie_photos/shock.gif In 'back to civilisation' news, I am enjoying coffee sampling around my new home :D. Also public transport (all night yo), laughing at the inordinate number of incompetent single-speed riders, teh rad food an...

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Huh, I thought they did your bike too

I think medical is still handy for non-car accidents. Cleaning up a pedestrian or stacking into another bike can be $$$.

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My last job interview went for 12 hours :tard: my birthday was pretty sucky... first one away from home... did not like, never really got depressed on my bday but did yesterday... Pfft, try 3 in a row. With a chaser of every Christmas totally on yer own :sadcunt: I are retzie no mates. New city, ???...

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Lord! quote came in at $1928... store said they could probably do $1500 for me. fingers crossed that the bloke who hit me is a decent guy. Jeebus! At least it's only wallet injuries. Don't s'pose you're a member of Bicycle Victoria? Crash insurance ftw. pedestrians in the cbd are just asking to be ...

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Mebbe do it so the background is the big map and the sneaker is like the zoomed section?

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ha! i hadn't thought to ask them to be honest, is it rude to ask to do that though? Not at all - I will just say no if it's going to be a hassle! For reference, previous services have included collecting roadkill :D :herbie: :D Lemme know details once you've decided on things (size of package, what...

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*cough*

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oOooOOOooo

You got places in mind, or just girding your loins?

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Yeah, figured. If enough happens to my car to kill both, I think I'll have more things to worry about than dataz...

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witty_pseudonym wrote:Academics are useless at most things outside of their writing and research.

*cough*Many academics*cough*

Somehow, I don't think anyone's going to find my dumb student stories funny

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Heh, I worked uni admin as my casual gig during undergrad. Now I'm on the other side it's pretty lol to see other academics soooo confused that I manage to complete basic tasks. If the photocopier jams, they just leave it and run away. It has made it very very very infuriating having shithouse admin...

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Dear Nerdy Thread, I am moving. Should I bring lappy and external hard-drive in the car with me? Or send the hard-drive (ie. back-up device) with the movers? All my reallyreally important stuff is in one billionty seven other places, but there's plenty of other stuff that it would suck to lose that ...

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witty_pseudonym wrote:i really astounds me how retarded people in senior positions can be sometimes. no attention to detail whatsoever. you give them very easy to follow instructions, and they fuck it up, making themselves look stupid. sheesh!

You is talking about academics, aren't you?

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Der Raum is really nice, they totally nailed the decor and the bartenders are super friendly . Drinks can be a little too "oh wow look what I can do though". This is a big factor. I got really put off at 1806 by the blokey strutting/sleaze. It's the service equivalent of a fulleh sikk sub...

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There are cocktail bars for sure, but I reckon their drinks, service (and prices!) leave a lot to be desired. I dunno, maybe I am now unaccustomed to Aussie blokes strutting around like king shit? I dunno. I've spent *cough*quite a lot of*cough* time drinking rad drinks made by people who really see...

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retzie wrote:What.the.fuck.

I have all the social plugin settings turned off, but it is still letting 3rd party websites talk to my account!! Fucken bastards

I have been investigating this and it looks like it's just the one website that can still 'plug in.' Why is Shoebacca in my Facebookz??? :gtfo:

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ghetto kitty wrote:i fecking love DonDon for best bento in the CBD.

ARGH!! Miss it

Fuck, I'm totally going to come home and not want to leave. Melbs just needs a proper cocktail bar and I will be powerless to resist.

My new local, let me show you: http://www.theviolethour.com/

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second option. and its not just this current situation. the live to work mentality, the complete loss of civil liberties, the crap food, the traffic, the fact that anywhere i want to live i need 3 times the salary of what i make now to even comprehend that. the fact that most yanks never travel. lo...

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i would NOT want to be in the states at all. For security, or just because these people are fucken mental? The topic was raised by my boss the other day, who is a very pro-Democrat, lefty American. He could not comprehend my unease about the hunt-kill mission. The only issue the intelligent folk se...

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What.the.fuck.

I have all the social plugin settings turned off, but it is still letting 3rd party websites talk to my account!! Fucken bastards

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mecka wrote:Do we have an emoticon for obvious trolling?

U-huh... trolling....

PS. We have several:

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^ Eventually the battery will run out. When it does, plug it in to charge (which it now should do.) Once it's charged, see if it will turn back on

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Oh, for fuck's sake... Did you even read the article? Possibly find the research techniques ("a quick Google search") a bit lacking?? It seems someone's own thoughts got tangled up with the real quote: "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out ...

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Aha, I am deftotes doing that when I'm in Melbs. 6 weeks of offline work and BYO Cheezels :teefnilly: Actually, I do mebbe a bit do that quite a lot here. All day lappy in 'coffee shop' comes standard with the Macbook and Chrome bag in any major US city. I do try to purchase and gtfo out of other pe...

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I can't believe no one has brought up the fact that you can just decide someone is your enemy and hunt them down and kill them.... even if it takes 10 years, isn't that still murder? :scr1pt: It makes me ill. I can't believe the idea of operating within a legal system is so utterly absent. It's int...

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Man, this is fucking gross. I thought I knew these people

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Holy shit, the number of "America: fuck yeah"-type comments on FB from my American peeps is truly disturbing. These are meant to be thinking people :? To quote a fellow Aussie here: Well, I suppose that aggressive war --- the supreme international crime --- against two nations, attacks aga...

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Nawww, his arms, his little arms!

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ghetto kitty wrote:cant be fucked with Ip, dunno who/when etc.

I would at least have a look to see if it came from your own computer/phone. Could mebbe be a joke in relle poor taste??

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Fuck GK, what a gutless fucken wonder

I would change your security questions too, then do the ISP thingy.

youthful_implants wrote:my whole weekend was fucked. massive sadface

+1

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oh, don't get me wrong, united can eat a bucket of dicks. in fact several buckets. i'd rather fly air western samoa b2b half the trip on a raft than ever go united, even shorthaul. :lol: Good, as long as we all know how much worse than Qantas it gets. Interesting you mention a raft - kayak seems to...

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lolz, have any of you had to fly United long-haul recently? In fact, even if you last flew them in 1986, the experience is basically exactly the same today. Their very oldest planes fly LAX/SFO-SYD/MEL and the flight attendants are what you'd get if you took the ones off a 53 minute commuter flight ...

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witty_pseudonym wrote:i posted that very suggestion, but deleted it.

Good, it's not just me then.

Hardy wrote: You mean like a cock?

Rather. After violating a croissant gloriously, even.

Sorry huge, I'm sure it was delicious huhuhuh.

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mecka wrote: Could it be:
A freshly cut fig looks like a gash?

Further input would be appreciated as my mind is already in the gutter and I am anxious for others to join me here.

Negative. Shall we say a more gentlemanly contribution...
Gentlemen like to fuck croissants, right?

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