Melbourne Beats

mecka

http://www.theonion.com
Better than the Chaser.

http://www.redmeat.com
Haha funnys.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Random crap.

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/
The BEST page in the universe. Seriously.

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Just a question: Does anybody know where I can get 2 tix? I've been hunting nonstop but its a near impossibility... I'm considering resorting to eBay.

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NBA JAM fuck yeah.

Super Mario 2 and 3.

The original Metroid games.

Zero Wing - "all your bse are belong to us". I remember laughing my ass off when that popped up on screen.

Street Fighter 2. No alpha or zero or vs somebody else, straight up Street Fighter 2.

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Aha Hardy I been hurling racist comments all day too!

Naw really I've just been sitting around unable to move after working this morning. No beer, ran out of ciggies. Ate Chinese for tea. What the hells goin on?

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Don't worry... I got past it :D It was the one when you and Lance have to jump some cops and steal their uniforms, bomb a cafe using the disguises, then hightail it back to the mansion. It turned out all I needed was a good nights sleep - I got it the first attempt this morning. Now I'm running arou...

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mecka from this day forward you will also be known as:
Captain Wagglebottom

What. The. Fuck.

At least I'm a captain. Arr.

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Ups to this site here

Aye fents - losing ppl is always hard mate. Bigups to the lost friends.

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I had to work for 5 hours outdoors in the heat today. My skin looks like I applied PVA to it, then let it dry, then tired to scratch it off.

Anybody whos ever had sunburn will know what I mean.

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Big Day out tix are sold out.

Beastie Boys tix are sold out.

Its 37 fucking degrees and I have to work outdoors tomorrow.

My sister has two of my Futurama DVDs.

Self control is a bitch.

I can't get past a mission on GTA:Vice City.

My braces hurt.

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I normally spend Oz Day riding my kangaroo around the billabong dodging dropbears, cow-eating spiders and bunyips.

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Yeh nice way for the weekend to go out. Really relaxing to just sit around listening to beats in the shade.

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Tix sold out yesterday apparently. I'm fucking cut.

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Bigups to Big Buck Hunter. I'm chronically addicted to shooting deer. 3 of us managed to kill (no pun intended) 45 minutes on one tour at the Oxford Scholar this arvo. For 45 minutes its more entertainment than most movies for about the same price.

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Those Oakley MP3 sunnies are a ripoff if I ever saw one. For the same price ($800?), you could get a decent pair of sunnies and a 20GB MP3 player. The Oakley's have a max capacity of 256MB or something stupid like that. I'm not really after something with a hundred features I'm never going to use. A...

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Also, did anyone see Black Books when it was on the ABC a couple of years ago? Surreal, and funnier than anything that's been on TV for ages (excl. Simpsons obviously). There's a DVD out of the first two series, which I can't recommend highly enough. If I remember correctly, the DVD can be had for ...

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Somefing tells me FMF won't be doing anything except getting very very drunk.

Lookin forward to this one either way... the end of January and Feb looks very fucking busy.

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aha... the fast show.

"i'm a one man crime wave i am.. a little whoaaaahh.. a little bit wehaaaay"

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Somebody's gonna have to direct me to this fabeled Napier Hotel.

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The Eagles.
Queen.
Abba.
Stones.
Eric Clapton.
Boney M - Rah rah rasputin - oh my god.

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Trampoline gelato. I can't get enuff of the lychee and lime.

And oporto chicken burgers. It's slightly expensive for fast food but goddamn if it isn't the best chicken burger in melbourne.

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Aye simpsons kicks ass. Futurama is close behind but I don't think ch 7 will be repeating it anytime soon. I was surprised to tune in to ch 7 on sunday nite and catch buffy followed by the xfiles. and chappelle's show is highly recommended. I've got the entire first series on DVD (back when Minotaur...

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Had braces put on my teeth today. 22 with braces *sighs*.

Steve... unlimited broadband don't mean shit if all you do is download pictures and movies of squirrels.

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Funniest thing I've read all day.

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^^ It was st kilda wat else did you expect.

Good night had by all, nice and sedate. Gotta ask tho... what did everybody think of Tali's set? Personally, I thought it was fucking terrible.

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biggups to transformers. there's a live action movie in production. unfortunately the wanker who wrote catwoman is writing the movie.

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Went from soundgarden/nirvana=>metallica=>punk rock=>punk rock/nrg=>punk rock/dnb/hiphop.

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Passing out on a friends couch at 3, only to be slapped awake at 5:30 to help her find her rat. She leaves it on a table to run around, and forgets about it. The fucking thing jumps off the table and hides. 7:30 rolls around, and we find the little turd sleeping under the washing machine. Had a real...

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Collateral was one of the best movies I've seen lately - Michael Mann is a genius. Elektra was a crock of shite. I saw the Spongebob Squarepants movie last night - I fell out of my chair so many times I lost count. Farkin hilarious. Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events was great - think A...

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Lizkins wrote:that reminds me, cheers Mecka.

the dumplings from Shanghai dumplings. they are the shizzle!

Aye. Plate of fried dumplings always goes down well.

As for Mee Goreng ... i never got into it. Something about that white lard paste that always got to me.

Oh yeh... timtams and hot chocolate.

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Ah.. crap. anyways ups to the pesto.

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That westside turks site is farkin hilarious. I fell out of my chair when I saw the 4 year old kid giving the finger that they're gonna "hunt down and fucken smash".

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Sure, you can talk about the traditional green basil pesto, but what about red pesto made with pureed semi-sun dried tomatoes, garlic and a little vegetable oil? Goes well with salami and fetta cheese on crusty bread,

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Pocky. Egg tarts from Chinatown. Korean 2 minute noodles with a can of chilli tuna and Japanese seaweed.

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I'm both a PC and a Mac user... i've been using my Mac to do graphic design work for years now. I've never had it crash on me - ever. OS X is hella easy to use compared to some of the crap you have to put up with on PCs. There's also something comforting about being able to rip parts out of a PC and...

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Summers coming fents. 30 tomoz ... 37 on tues.

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Aye. Sound coulda been better but good choons made up for it all. Pity I was so doped up on painkillers.

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Got 2 teeth pulled on Thursday arvo. Bled for about 2 hours. No real pain during procedure, just the horrible wet-stick snapping sound when the teeth broke free. Mouth feels like ninth layer of hell now. Centimeter deep holes in my gums. Doped up on Panadiene Forte. Amazed I managed to make it to Ba...

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Quit smoking all together.

Get over the ex.

Quit the chronic addiction to videogames.

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The Police - Roxanne.

Cannot... get ... this ... fucking... track... outta ... my ...head.

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$2? I'd better start saving.

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I fucking hurt all over.

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