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PROTEUS · Post by **PROTEUS** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:15 am

WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY IN A SIDE ROOM OF A RAVE ON AUG 1ST IN TORONTO?

WORD UP PLANET EARTH !!

THIS IS PROTEUS OR MC PROTEUS AND SOMETIMES PROTEUS 4000 !!

I AM GOING TO BE DOING A SIDE ROOM AT THE AUG 1ST DARK RAVE IN TORONTO. I AM LOOKING FOR LAPTOP MUSICIANS WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY.

THE KIND OF MUSIC I AM LOOKING FOR IS PHAT N' INFECTIOUS CUTTING EDGE ELECTRONIC MUSIC. I AM LOOKING FOR NuBREAKCORE OR " MODERN BREAKCORE " PEACE-OFF STYLE TOXIC HIP-HOP, RAGGACORE RAVE ROCK. HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE / IDM FUSION FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR! I AM LOOKING FOR EXPERIMENTAL ABSURD JUNGLE. GLITCHCORE RAGGACHAOS. POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURISTIC SOUNDSCAPES RIDDEN ON GARGANTUAN BEATS. I WANT WEIRD BUT FUN DARK TWISTED IDM FUELED BY HENTAI MOVIES. FACE MELTING ALIEN GABBER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. DARK DRUM & BASS FUSED WITH HIP-HOP STYLE HARDHOP BEATS ( THINK DJ HIVE DEVIOUS METHODS ) TECHNO ANIMAL LIKE INDUSTRO-FUNK! POST-INDUSTRIAL ( PUMP YOUR FIST SLOW LIKE A SPEED BUMP ) BREAKCORE. BASTARD RAVE ! BASTARD POP !! DIGITAL MENTALISM AT IT'S FINEST!! CYBERPUNK AT IT'S FINEST !!

BASICALLY I AM LOOKING FOR " ROCK OUT " STYLE LAPTOP MUSICIANS LIKE DROON, GIRL TALK, KID 606, XANOPTICON, DURAN DURAN DURAN & ENDUSER! PLEASE UNDERSTAND I LIKE MY MUSIC AS AWESOME AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. IF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF THE KIND OF MUSIC I AM LOOKING FOR PLEASE TRY AND FIND SOME MP3'S FROM THE ARTISTS LISTED ABOVE. IF YOUR MUSIC IS WACK AND BORING TO NOT OFFER TO COME PLAY.

MY BUDGET FOR THIS EVENT IS ONLY $300 CND SO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY EVERYONE VERY MUCH BUT IT SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN. WHAT I AM HOPING WILL HAPPEN IS THAT I CAN GET AROUND 15 LAPTOP WEIRDOS TO PLAY AND EVERYONE CAN DO SHORT 15 - 20 MIN LONG " FREAK OUT " SETS. HOPEFULLY EVERYONE WILL GET ALONG AND BE FRIENDS AND WE CAN ALL DECIDE WHO GOES ON WHEN AND IT WILL BE A LEGENDARY DIGITAL RETARD FEST !!

ALSO I DO NOT .. I REPEAT I DO NOT HAVE A CAR. I CANNOT PICK YOU UP OR DROP YOU OFF AT THE AIRPORT AND I CANNOT BUY YOU LUNCH OR DINNER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT HAS TO BE PRETTY MUCH FOR FUN. I MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU AS LOW AS $15 EACH ON THE NIGHT PLEASE REMEMBER THIS! SO FAR I HAVE 6 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PERFORM AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM SAID THEY WILL JUST DO IT FOR FREE! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST BORROW THE MONEY AND COME TO TORONTO FOR THE WEEKEND! IT WILL BE FUN AS HELL! PLUS THERE IS USUALLY A LOT OF REALLY GREAT JAIL-BAIT RUNNING AROUND ON THE DARK RAVE.

HOPEFULLY I WILL BE ABLE TO FILL THE ROOM UP WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BE PUSHING HARD FOR SOME GOOD PRESS IN TORONTO'S ALTERNATIVE WEEKLY NEWSPAPERS EYE AND NOW MAGAZINE. AS YOU CAN SEE HERE I HAVE GOTTEN A FAIR BIT OF PRESS IN THE PAST.

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/media.php

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THEN E-MAIL ME AT THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

[email protected]

I WILL PROBABLY NOT HAVE THE TIME TO CHECK ALL THE FORUM POSTS THAT I AM GOING TO BE MAKING. I WILL TRY AND CHECK THEM AT LEAST EVERY 5 DAYS. BUT IT IS SMARTER FOR YOU TO JUST COMMUNICATE WITH ME AT THAT E-MAIL ADDRESS. I HAVE TOO MANY MYSPACE ACCOUNTS AND I AM TOO BUSY SO JUST USE THAT ADDRESS. I AM GOING TO TRY MY BEST TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE PEOPLE PLAYING. WHEN I GET TO LIKE 15 ARTISTS I AM GOING TO STOP TAKING PEOPLE. I AM GOING TO TRY AND MAKE A ADDRESS BOOK SECTION FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO BE PLAYING AND I HAVE MADE A FIREFOX BOOKMARK FOLDER CALLED PEOPLE GOING TO PLAY TO TRY AND STAY ORGANIZED. SEND ME MP3'S, LINKS TO MP3 DOWNLOADS OR LINKS TO YOUR MYSPACE PAGE TO [email protected] AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I WANT YOU UP IN THE SMASH !

HERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE EVENT! HERE EVERYONE SAY THAT YOU ARE ATTENDING EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT. IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

http://www.facebook.com/pages/PROTEUS/9 ... 8875406570

THERE IS ALSO SOME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE PARTY IN THAT LINK.

THE WHOLE EVENT IS CALLED THE DARK RAVE AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON I THINK FOR ABOUT 9 YEARS. THE VENUE IS CALLED THE BIG BOP AND IT'S A BIG PURPLE BUILDING RIGHT ON THE CORNER OF BATHURST AND QUEEN IN DOWNTOWN TORONTO. OF COURSE BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING I WILL TRY AND MAKE SURE YOU GET IN FOR FREE BUT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG PLEASE BE PREPARED TO PAY THE $10 IF YOU ARE OVER 19 OR $20 IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD CHANCE TO PLAY AT A CLUB IF YOU ARE UNDER 19 ( IF THERE ARE ANY HYPER TALENTED LAPTOP FREAKS UNDER 19 READING THIS ) ....... YES I KNOW I CAN BARLEY PAY YOU ANYTHING AND YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PAY THE COVER. YES IT KIND OF SUCKS BUT THIS MUSIC IS FREAKING WEIRD !! SO COME OUT FOR THE FUN OF IT DAMMIT !!! I HAVE TO COVER MY ASS BECAUSE ONE TIME I BOOKED THE GREAT AND MIGHTY BOGDAN RACZYNSKI http://www.alteredbeats.ca/press/pdf/no ... zynski.pdf AND THE PEOPLE WHO WERE RUNNING NORTH BY NORTHEAST TOLD ME THAT BOGDAN WAS NOT ALLOWED 4 PEOPLE ON THE GUEST LIST SO I ACTUALLY SCREAMED AT A GUY FOR 4 MINUTES STRAIGHT ON THE PHONE IN THE STAIRWELL OF THE EL MOCAMBO UNTIL THEY SAID YES AND GAVE HIM HIS 4 PEOPLE. FREAKING MESS.

OK SO THIS IS IT!! YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE OR A NERD! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!! GIVE YOUR BODY IT'S FREEDOM!! IT'S TIME FOR SERIOUS CYBER-ESCAPISM !! YOU ARE THE RECKLESS YOUTH QUAKE FROM THE BINARY CODE !! BOW DOWN .. GET READY ! BE REFRESHED !! IT'S TIME TO NAIL YOUR LAPTOP TO A PIECE OF WOOD AND PLAY IT LIKE AN AIR GUITAR !! DIGI-PUNKS SHALL GATHER AND NEVER FORGET THIS NIGHT AS LONG AS THEY LIVE!! THIS WILL BE CYBER-PUNK AT IT'S FINEST !! THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY ALTERED BEATS!! - CUTTING EDGE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS EVOLVED FROM INDUSTRIAL, HARDCORE, JUNGLE, HIP-HOP, IDM AND NOISE !!! FUCKING RADICAL FACE MELTING MUSIC FROM ANOTHER PLACE IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY !!! THIS IS ALIEN, ANIME, MUTANT LAPTOP LUNACY !! YOU ARE NOT A LONER IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER YOU ARE A FLYING ANIMAL SPECTER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!! THE FREAKS SHALL GATHER AND THE MUSIC WILL WASH AWAY PAIN AND SORROW IN A TIDAL WAVE OF SPLINTERED BEATS AND HARSH NOISE !!!

ONCE AGAIN IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY E-MAIL ME AT [email protected] AND LET ME HEAR SOME OF YOUR MUSIC !! AND PLEASE HURRY REMEMBER THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR 15 PEOPLE AND ONCE AGAIN THE REASON WE CAN HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE PLAY IS BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE TO JUST GO ON FOR 20 MINS. THIS WILL INSURE NO ONE GETS BORED. ALSO IF ANYONE IS READING THIS AND ARE FROM TORONTO AND YOU HAVE A LCD PROJECTOR BRING ONE! I AM NOT SURE IF THERE IS GOING TO BE ONE IN HOLY JOE'S BUT I HOPE THERE IS. I AM GOING TO BRING SOME DVDR'S OF SOME WICKED VISUALS. IN FACT ANYONE READING THIS YOU CAN WATCH THEM OR DOWNLOAD THEM HERE

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/social.networking.sites.php

JUST SCROLL DOWN 5 BOXES AND LOOK FOR THE " VEOH " ACCOUNT. HELL IF SOMEONE WANTS TO DOWNLOAD THEM AND COPY THEM TO A DVD OR A CDR IN CASE I FORGET GO FOR IT!! ALSO DON'T WORRY THE THING YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD FROM VEOH IS COMPLETELY SAFE !! HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE A LCD PROJECTOR AND A DVD PLAYER THAT WE CAN USE......

ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO RECORD THE NIGHT BOTH ON AUDIO AND VISUAL SO IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE SURE THEY HAVE A EXTRA LAPTOP WE CAN HOOK UP TO RECORD THE NIGHT PLEASE DO SO. I UNFORTUNATELY DO NOW HAVE A LAPTOP AT THE MOMENT. SOMEONE PLEASE BRING A VIDEO CAMERA AND WE CAN RECORD THE NIGHT AS WELL.

OK THAT IS ABOUT IT I GUESS. HERE IS SOME LIVE FOOTAGE OF A PARTY I HELD IN 2004 TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA WHAT THE PARTY MIGHT BE LIKE

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/live.footage.php

REMEMBER THE NIGHT IS CALLED DARK RAVE. THE VENUE IS THE BIG BOP ( THE BIG PURPLE BUILDING ON THE CORNER OF QUEEN AND BATHURST STREET ) HERE IS THE ADDRESS AND THE WEBSITE IN CASE YOU GET LOST.

THE BIG BOP CONCERT HALL
Kathedral - Reverb - Holy Joes
651 Queen ST W
Toronto, ONT
M6V 2B7
It is the big purple building on the South-East corner of Queen Street West and Bathurst Street.

http://www.thebigbop.com/

THE EVENT WILL BE CALLED ALTERED BEATS AND IT WILL BE IN THE ROOM CALLED HOLY JOE'S IN THE DARK RAVE ON AUG 1ST 2009. I THINK IT WILL GO ON FROM 9 PM TO 5 AM AND IT SHOULD BE FUN AS HELL. SO IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN PLAYING THEN AT LEAST COME TO THE PARTY!! IT WILL BE VERY FUN !! BORROW THE MONEY AND FLY DOWN HERE.

IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE EVENT OR ASK ME QUESTIONS THEN YOU COULD USE THIS FORUM HERE

http://www.alteredbeats.ca/forum/index.php

OR ALSO E-MAIL ME AT [email protected]

YOU COULD ALSO SKYPE ME IF YOU LIKE AT " mcproteus "

OK WELL I THINK THAT IS ABOUT IT.

I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AT THE PARTY!! SHOULD BE ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND UNIQUE GATHERINGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD !!

SEE YOU THERE

PROTEUS : THE CYBER MONSTER FROM AN IMAGINARY WORLD. HIGH SPEED MUTANT ALIEN ANIME MUTANT RAP MUSIC FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR !! THE ALIEN RAP GOD !!!

PROTEUS

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Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:32 am

wow, you're a nutcase.

anyway, anyone who wants to pay for a flight to toronto, make their own way from the airport (bringing a spare laptop video camera and projector), and potentially pay $10 to enter in order to play for 20 minutes, get in touch. remember, email him, because he's a very busy man.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:53 am

sounds like it could be good fun music though. would have *slightly* better luck on ragga-jungle.com methinks

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:01 am

or anywhere people aren't going to have to pay about $2k to play for 20min.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:17 am

LowQui · Post by **LowQui** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:36 am

"you got to pay to play, just for shorty bang bang to look your way..."

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:46 am

Gliding High · Post by **Gliding High** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:01 am

My eyes hurt. You need to relase the caps lock on your keyboard man.
Is he taking the piss?

Anyway, just booked my ticket.
Don't know what I'm going to do with my $15 yet, but will have plenty of time to think about that on the 20 hour flight.

same o · Post by **same o** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:03 am

Digital is clearly the best format.

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:07 am

Gliding High wrote:Don't know what I'm going to do with my $15 yet, but will have plenty of time to think about that on the 20 hour flight.

that's $5 after you've paid for your entry, unless he stands at the bottom of a stairwell and screams at whoever's running the main room for FOUR MINUTES to let you in for free.

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:07 am

same o wrote:Digital is clearly the best format.

320 or wav?

Brain · Post by **Brain** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:15 am

Does anyone still play vinyl in Melbourne anymore?

Gliding High · Post by **Gliding High** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:47 am

'Does anyone remember laughter?'

(Sorry, if you aren't a Led Zep fan, you won't get that at all)

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:50 am

PROTEUS wrote:IT WILL BE FUN AS HELL! PLUS THERE IS USUALLY A LOT OF REALLY GREAT JAIL-BAIT RUNNING AROUND ON THE DARK RAVE.

you all clearly missed this part. thats the deal breaker imo tbh.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:46 pm

@ everything, especially the promo shots too....

gliding high - good on you man for taking the initiative, you just never know where oppurtunities like this could end up taking you!

Brain · Post by **Brain** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:00 pm

PROTEUS wrote:YOU ARE NOT A LONER IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER YOU ARE A FLYING ANIMAL SPECTER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:01 pm

YOU ARE THE RECKLESS YOUTH QUAKE FROM THE BINARY CODE !!

tbh.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:07 pm

His name is Aaron and he is very very excited.

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:01 pm

or sometimes protius 4000!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:14 pm

Oh dear.

consequence · Post by **consequence** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:22 pm

''PLUS THERE IS USUALLY A LOT OF REALLY GREAT JAIL-BAIT RUNNING AROUND ON THE DARK RAVE''

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patch · Post by **patch** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:33 pm

thats awesome, put me down ill play for free

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:42 pm

PROTEUS wrote: IF YOUR MUSIC IS WACK AND BORING TO NOT OFFER TO COME PLAY.

DAM.

Im out of the running

WTF is this, just borrow the money and come to Toronto? Riiite.

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:45 pm

u should go sam..

lots of fit jail bait..

hahahah

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:49 pm

Yeah well, 3K to get there and score some jail bait that is waaayy better than spending it down at St Kilda

fuck, still doesnt make sense, you know what i mean tho

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:53 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Yeah well, 3K to get there and score some this jail bait is waaayy better than spending it down at St Kilda

canadian jail bait better imo.

SAY ABOOOT BITCH SAY ABOOOT

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:04 pm

I'm playing at this, should be good.

Brain · Post by **Brain** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:16 pm

Set times?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:22 pm

this is the best thread this board has ever seen..... amazing

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:29 pm

check out the tunes on myspace

the one about "underage lesbian cyborgs" is a stand out

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:20 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:45 pm

I like the tune called "probably a rapist"

wtf?

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:29 pm

classic stuff...lol.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:42 pm

if that's not a sticky....

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:23 pm

Fents wrote:
PROTEUS wrote:IT WILL BE FUN AS HELL! PLUS THERE IS USUALLY A LOT OF REALLY GREAT JAIL-BAIT RUNNING AROUND ON THE DARK RAVE.
you all clearly missed this part. thats the deal breaker imo tbh.

SAME

TTB PICS PLEASE!!!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:59 am

Talks about spaming the planet on his youtube channel, talking about the highlight of his life being someone asking him to be his friend on myspace or some shit. To much G IMO.

Joe Seven · Post by **Joe Seven** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:07 pm

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:17 pm

ALSO I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE ANY COMMENTS ON THE PROTEUS AND ALTERED BEATS MYSPACE ACCOUNTS BECAUSE I THINK IT JUST LOOKS CLEANER. I AM CHURNING OUT MUSIC LIKE TAKASHI MIKI PUKES OUT FILMS THESE DAYS SO I USE THESE ACCOUNTS AS FAIRLY SERIOUS TOOLS. SO DON'T BOTHER MAKING A COMMENT BECAUSE YOU WILL BE JUST WASTING A PRECIOUS CHUNK OF YOUR YOUTH.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:18 pm

god damn, i been trying to contact this guy all week,
but now im just feeling old and rejected.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:45 pm

he's amazing.

Coco Grimes · Post by **Coco Grimes** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:34 am

I got two spare seats in me car so if anyone wanna come up to toronto let us know, although i cant buy you lunch...........

Post by **fooishbar** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:49 am

ghetto kitty wrote:god damn, i been trying to contact this guy all week,
but now im just feeling old and rejected.

he's very busy. (but not too busy to spam every forum in existence, or to shout at other promoters for four minutes.)

wizzle-wazzle · Post by **wizzle-wazzle** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:04 am

This is why North Americans need to learn the term "wanker".