The Big Up Thread

@MILCO@ · Post by **@MILCO@** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:54 pm

yeah boss is not at work so i can sit in a puddle of my own urine and not get in trouble...... yes i win!

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:17 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote: on the pay

on the pants wetting

Polished Floors FTW

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:44 pm

BU getting another interview at the Red Cross on Wednesday
let's hope my persistance counts for something farken.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:53 pm

Good Luck Witty. Go get em.

Hope you got that hoodie back OK

Does living in Brunnie disqualify you and Kronz from future dumpring missions?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:57 pm

i sure as fuck hope it doesn't!
should go for some soon.
hoodie's at home apparently. haven't seen it though. thanks for keeping it safe for me!

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:58 pm

Maybe book in some dumprings for middle next week. I can haz no pay left.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:09 pm

THe Hoddie is in my car.

Dumprings FTW

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:13 pm

OK - I vote Wednesday 26th Nov.

@MILCO@ · Post by **@MILCO@** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:40 pm

BU a great weekend,

small downs to blue nose..........

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:46 am

MANDARINS AND PEARS

NOM NOM NOM

not the dry skin pears though, nice juicy sweet ones.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:46 am

i ate so many im goiong to be sick and reeat them again
nom nom nom

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:32 am

BU finding our dream home in Richmond and moving in on friday!!

no sweat, no dramas. big studio for me. yay.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:50 am

youthful_implants wrote:BU finding our dream home in Richmond and moving in on friday!!

no sweat, no dramas. big studio for me. yay.

Big Ups Richmond crew

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:22 pm

Stray wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:BU finding our dream home in Richmond and moving in on friday!!

no sweat, no dramas. big studio for me. yay.
Big Ups Richmond crew

3121 MASSIVE.

its on the same street as sally and pete as well!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:23 am

BU hindi tonight...scurry
BU interview this arvo...scurry

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:28 am

BU northsyde shonks

smashed em in our netball final last night

and BU BrB for getting extra trophy!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:43 am

wooohooooo

Congrats northside shonks!!!!!!!!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:38 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:BU hindi tonight...scurry
BU interview this arvo...scurry

Good Luck Witty!!!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:23 pm

I think I have finally just worked out who the notorious "Bathroom Bandit" in our office is! This motherfucker has been pissing all over the seat and floor of the first toilet cubicle for months, and then leaves his calling card: Unravelling the toilet roll and placing the end in the lav before flushing.

I'm on to you, you dirty fuck.

Zerotonine · Post by **Zerotonine** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:30 pm

Hardy wrote:I think I have finally just worked out who the notorious "Bathroom Bandit" in our office is! This motherfucker has been pissing all over the seat and floor of the first toilet cubicle for months, and then leaves his calling card: Unravelling the toilet roll and placing the end in the lav before flushing.

I'm on to you, you dirty fuck.

Dude, what the hell is wrong with your workplace? Thank god I don't have to face anything like that here, in fact, most of the people here are OVERLY clean. We each get given personal antibacterial hand sanitiser handwash/foam that requires no water ffs.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:36 pm

Zerotonine wrote:
Hardy wrote:I think I have finally just worked out who the notorious "Bathroom Bandit" in our office is! This motherfucker has been pissing all over the seat and floor of the first toilet cubicle for months, and then leaves his calling card: Unravelling the toilet roll and placing the end in the lav before flushing.

I'm on to you, you dirty fuck.
Dude, what the hell is wrong with your workplace? Thank god I don't have to face anything like that here, in fact, most of the people here are OVERLY clean. We each get given personal antibacterial hand sanitiser handwash/foam that requires no water ffs.

Apart from this one scumbag, it's all good. It's clearly the same person though, he's got his technique down and everything.

I want him bad.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:37 pm

Hardy wrote:I think I have finally just worked out who the notorious "Bathroom Bandit" in our office is! This motherfucker has been pissing all over the seat and floor of the first toilet cubicle for months, and then leaves his calling card: Unravelling the toilet roll and placing the end in the lav before flushing.

I'm on to you, you dirty fuck.

ewwwwww... I hate that sort of shit, make me wonder what they do at home.

:shudder:

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:40 pm

deviant wrote:
Hardy wrote:I think I have finally just worked out who the notorious "Bathroom Bandit" in our office is! This motherfucker has been pissing all over the seat and floor of the first toilet cubicle for months, and then leaves his calling card: Unravelling the toilet roll and placing the end in the lav before flushing.

I'm on to you, you dirty fuck.
ewwwwww... I hate that sort of shit, make me wonder what they do at home.

:shudder:

It just blows my mind. What's worse, the prime suspect is not young. He's 46.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:59 pm

Public embarrassment is the only answer Tom. That kind of behaviour needs to be addressed, pronto

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:12 pm

mixtress wrote:Public embarrassment is the only answer Tom. That kind of behaviour needs to be addressed, pronto

Oh i'll call the li'l bitch out. Just need to be 100% first.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:19 pm

tarred and toilet papered!

then made to walk the halls of the office in shame!

everyone can yell 'HATE CRIME"

YAYS!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:20 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:tarred and toilet papered!

then made to walk the halls of the office in shame!

everyone can yell 'HATE CRIME"

YAYS!

I'll have him put on the sex offenders register.

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:28 pm

Hardy wrote:
mixtress wrote:Public embarrassment is the only answer Tom. That kind of behaviour needs to be addressed, pronto
Oh i'll call the li'l bitch out. Just need to be 100% first.

I reckon it's actually been you the whole time, Fight Club styles.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:50 pm

Will wrote:
Hardy wrote:
mixtress wrote:Public embarrassment is the only answer Tom. That kind of behaviour needs to be addressed, pronto
Oh i'll call the li'l bitch out. Just need to be 100% first.
I reckon it's actually been you the whole time, Fight Club styles.

Holy shit. I'm gonna have to talk to Tyler about this, see if he knows anything...

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:22 am

Will wrote:
Hardy wrote:
mixtress wrote:Public embarrassment is the only answer Tom. That kind of behaviour needs to be addressed, pronto
Oh i'll call the li'l bitch out. Just need to be 100% first.
I reckon it's actually been you the whole time, Fight Club styles.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:54 am

BU getting an email out of the blue saying "Dear Dr Retzie, I see you are giving a talk at Oxford next week - would you be at all interested in speaking at Warwick too?" My career, let me show you it

BU London next week

BU job applications to new and infinitely less hideous places.
BU 99c margaritas tonight....

BU new house, complete with heating and NO MICE! Wooooo.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:59 am

wow Retz. That's farking awesome! Warwick is cute. Oxford is dopest. zomg...English toff institutions ftw imo. Big up you. Just goes to show what sort of academic opportinites are available outside of Australia...we like to think we're big wigs...but it just ain't so. Yet anyway.

oh yeah: BU learning loads last night and being able to write me name in hindi! easier than i thought tbh. wooticles!

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:24 am

(retzie is actually going on a raving break i heard, very academic imo)

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:39 am

Thanks Witty! Oxford

. Have been to both, but sure as fuck not invited to speak at either before.

My favourite Oxford moment was with an Australian mate (doing his PhD there, by all accounts a mathematical genius), who just happens to be the ozzest person I know. Watching the toffs try not to run screaming was hilarious. Some poor Penelope Keith type had been just about managing to deal with me, then he cuts in with (in all seriousness) "Aw, just show 'em yer baps". Doing the country proud

nic wrote:(retzie is actually going on a raving break i heard, very academic imo)

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:56 am

Fricken awesome Retzie

Bigups my boy just cos!

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:51 am

retzie wrote:BU getting an email out of the blue saying "Dear Dr Retzie, I see you are giving a talk at Oxford next week - would you be at all interested in speaking at Warwick too?" My career, let me show you it
BU London next week
BU job applications to new and infinitely less hideous places.

Well done girl!! Can I live my academic dreams through you now? Since moving from Uni to Govt, I have less drive for papers, more time and energy for happy living. But you can go out there and go hard!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:45 am

wow thats huge retzie!!!
bigups!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:37 pm

Envy is a word that springs to mind. Congratulations Retzie, what a fucking honour...wow wow wow

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:15 pm

BU moving offices next year!! QV here we come, awesome. SOO much closer to home and away from this St Kilda road disease.

Well done Retzie, sounds mad.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:48 pm

BU finding a decent coffee in southbank! big serves genovese

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:18 pm

gnat wrote:BU northsyde shonks

smashed em in our netball final last night

and BU BrB for getting extra trophy!

fuckin' WORD!

Big Ups finally finishing the signage installation that's taken me a few weeks to produce. Looks MAD!

Big Ups Sammy Girl

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:59 pm

My camera got broken on the dancefloor at my friend's wedding last Saturday. I was very sad. Just called my insurance company and it is covered so I can get a new one for only $50 excess.

Yaaay!! Yaaay!

what a relief! I still have to pay for the wedding present LOL.

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:58 pm

nice day outside

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:21 am

moving house tomorrow = stress.

also got my visa medical first thing in the morning and I dont like needles or doctors. ghey.

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:03 am

prostate massage tbf

menace · Post by **menace** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:11 am

bigs new phone blackberry storm :VERYnice:

better that iphone imo

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:27 am

BU summer gigs! racking tickets at speed of light. sooo much goodness coming. also BU my ING summer gig account- so handy at this time of year when money's thru my hands like water

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:29 pm

BU riz for arvo lols
BU red bull for actually working for once
BU 1.5 hours left of this farking week
BU muh ladies coming for dinner and mucho wine to be imbibed
BU going to a jazz club tonight...lol...i don't think i even like jazz. need to dig out my skivvy early perhaps
BU my house and its awesomeness
BU to kronz for being a fully sik housemate...so far.

Robot Rod · Post by **Robot Rod** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:51 pm

BU's having no kids for 2 days and Global Gath tomorrow.
The wife and i are much happy pants.

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Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:01 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:BU riz for arvo lols

mwah!