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Except I aten't a kiddy fiddler. Also, I'm much too slow on the uptake to lie in time.

'Sall good though. I'd say watching the dismayed "wait, that's a teacher" looks is probably more rewarding than touching them. Mebbe I'll tell them I'm a bloke too :D

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The bit about this situation that puts me off is where they suddenly start being 'the student' and I am 'the teacher'. Not hot. The funniest was last time this happened: the poor child was telling me how he is studying civil engineering. He gave the whole spiel about how he has to do all this maths, which is really hard but really useful. Then he asked what I did. Fuck me, it was priceless :lol:

Apart from the student-y thing... yeah, nah. I've sworn off the young 'uns.

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wot about an old dawg then?

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Deftotes - the best stories involve old timers. Mr Bring-Housemate-You're-Fucking-To-A-Date and Preacher Man being good examples. Why go for "I just graduated" when I can get gold like that??

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you could be the next Bridget Jones, but like current and way more whacky and hilarious

we need a Retzie rant page i reckon

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Big ups less than 3 weeks to go see my girl in Frankfurt... just need passport to come in time, was submitted on Friday, cutting it fine much

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BU drunken judgement being on the money. Yay to drunk retzie being on-side :retzielikes:

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Oh, you know, just when you make really cool home decoration decisions after getting home from a night on the piss...

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Suffice to say that since this is me, someone should prepare the gripe thread.

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Latest pic of me on crapbook is drunk, which later became much drunkerer.

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I know :teefnilly:

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Best pics of Retzie are on College Teachers Go Wild!

man o man - girl is mad stylee.

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Lies :(

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oh man i ranted on FB in gripe styles fashion. i should have just come here and griped. did get lots of love on FB though which is nice :D

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you would of only got off-hand belligerence in here IMO

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probably, but feel its better to vent here than on FB. Feels weird venting on FB. i usually just like to make random comments and link hilarious comic strips etc

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there r many many lurkers in here IMO

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I feel like I cant vent on FB cos all my Aussie mates say 'whinging pom' or 'man up' or something equally unsympathetic therefore I dont gripe at all.

Twitter, on the hand, gets all my griping.

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yeah i should remember to come in here and vent, seems more suited i think. FB feels weird to vent on sometimes

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I feel like I cant vent on FB cos all my Aussie mates say 'whinging pom' or 'man up' or something equally unsympathetic therefore I dont gripe at all.

Twitter, on the hand, gets all my griping.


whinging pom :clap:

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yeh, facebook rants tend to end up in other places... like lamebook

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MelbourneRants :D

More often than not, I am ranting about people I'm friends with on FB, which pretty much makes the decision for me. You know when you go to the bar and let off some steam by telling the bartender who couldn't give the slightest fuck? Somehow it's way better when no-one actually knows anything about the situation. You have your little cry, then get back to the serious business of drinking :retzielikes:

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i normally use a 3 pronged complaining approach

internet
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complonging abdout other people complinging

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MelbourneRants :D

More often than not, I am ranting about people I'm friends with on FB, which pretty much makes the decision for me. You know when you go to the bar and let off some steam by telling the bartender who couldn't give the slightest fuck? Somehow it's way better when no-one actually knows anything about the situation. You have your little cry, then get back to the serious business of drinking :retzielikes:




so true! feels better doing it in here.

glad we all agree haha

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its nmot sunny today wtf?
a few days ago it was too sunny

ALOS

WTF is up with the price of everything in austrakuia
its a total ripoff - i think wages in hospitality are too high tbh
eating and drinkikng in borderline unaffrodable, let alone ruqs - how do the poor poeople go out? how do the hoardes of sub human unwashed brostep people go out every weekend? how?

OPNE MORE THING

the wind....why is it always windy and never a tailwind
dirty hot northerly in my face every time i get on a bike

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does it stop when you get off the bike?
if so, you could probably use that for good... or evil, i dont care

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melbournerants indeed.

nic and cob - you two need to be locked in a room with tv cameras, a bottle of liquid acid, three bottles of spirits and 15 boxes of nangs. i would pay to watch.

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holy shit, i would watch that too. i reckon you could get wasted just watching

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i could be paid to do that

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u can get poaid 4 that????

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if they are paying to see it, i am hoping i am getting paid

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We'll pay for the set up, you guys keep any profit. Deal? Deal.


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