The Big Up Thread

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by nic » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:10 pm

1) R00T.
2) SLUMB3R..
3) F@3K NUMB3R....

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:06 pm

Except I aten't a kiddy fiddler. Also, I'm much too slow on the uptake to lie in time.

'Sall good though. I'd say watching the dismayed "wait, that's a teacher" looks is probably more rewarding than touching them. Mebbe I'll tell them I'm a bloke too :D
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Feigan » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:39 pm

No aspirations for Cougarness?

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:50 pm

The bit about this situation that puts me off is where they suddenly start being 'the student' and I am 'the teacher'. Not hot. The funniest was last time this happened: the poor child was telling me how he is studying civil engineering. He gave the whole spiel about how he has to do all this maths, which is really hard but really useful. Then he asked what I did. Fuck me, it was priceless :lol:

Apart from the student-y thing... yeah, nah. I've sworn off the young 'uns.
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by nic » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:38 pm

wot about an old dawg then?

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:59 pm

Deftotes - the best stories involve old timers. Mr Bring-Housemate-You're-Fucking-To-A-Date and Preacher Man being good examples. Why go for "I just graduated" when I can get gold like that??
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:04 pm

you could be the next Bridget Jones, but like current and way more whacky and hilarious

we need a Retzie rant page i reckon
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by quick » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:18 am

Big ups less than 3 weeks to go see my girl in Frankfurt... just need passport to come in time, was submitted on Friday, cutting it fine much
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Feigan » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:37 pm

BU's new appartment in the Bra!

Maroubra that is

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:14 pm

BU drunken judgement being on the money. Yay to drunk retzie being on-side :retzielikes:
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Feigan » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:17 am

details pls Retzie

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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:21 am

pics pls

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Post by youthful_implants » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:20 am

yes moar needed.
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:25 am

Oh, you know, just when you make really cool home decoration decisions after getting home from a night on the piss...

:P




Suffice to say that since this is me, someone should prepare the gripe thread.
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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:18 pm

pics of u drunk pls

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Post by retzie » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:42 pm

Latest pic of me on crapbook is drunk, which later became much drunkerer.
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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:47 pm

i have no facebook
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Post by retzie » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:52 pm

I know :teefnilly:
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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:01 pm

PM sent

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by DBoy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:23 pm

Best pics of Retzie are on College Teachers Go Wild!

man o man - girl is mad stylee.

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:50 pm

nic wrote:PM sent


Lies :(

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Not lies.
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:11 pm

lol!


oh man i ranted on FB in gripe styles fashion. i should have just come here and griped. did get lots of love on FB though which is nice :D
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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:26 pm

you would of only got off-hand belligerence in here IMO

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:39 pm

probably, but feel its better to vent here than on FB. Feels weird venting on FB. i usually just like to make random comments and link hilarious comic strips etc
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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:03 pm

there r many many lurkers in here IMO

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Post by nic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:07 pm

PM received

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:56 pm

by who?
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Post by nic » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:38 pm

PM sent?

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:49 pm

Nup
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Post by nic » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:07 pm

no PMs
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Post by CoB » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:30 pm

PM bent
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by youthful_implants » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:00 pm

I feel like I cant vent on FB cos all my Aussie mates say 'whinging pom' or 'man up' or something equally unsympathetic therefore I dont gripe at all.

Twitter, on the hand, gets all my griping.
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:03 pm

yeah i should remember to come in here and vent, seems more suited i think. FB feels weird to vent on sometimes
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by nic » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:48 pm

youthful_implants wrote:I feel like I cant vent on FB cos all my Aussie mates say 'whinging pom' or 'man up' or something equally unsympathetic therefore I dont gripe at all.

Twitter, on the hand, gets all my griping.


whinging pom :clap:

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:00 pm

aha
yeh, facebook rants tend to end up in other places... like lamebook
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by retzie » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:09 am

MelbourneRants :D

More often than not, I am ranting about people I'm friends with on FB, which pretty much makes the decision for me. You know when you go to the bar and let off some steam by telling the bartender who couldn't give the slightest fuck? Somehow it's way better when no-one actually knows anything about the situation. You have your little cry, then get back to the serious business of drinking :retzielikes:
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by nic » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:28 am

i normally use a 3 pronged complaining approach

internet
IRL
complonging abdout other people complinging

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:18 am

BU inconsistent spellong!
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Post by Lizkins » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:39 am

retzie wrote:MelbourneRants :D

More often than not, I am ranting about people I'm friends with on FB, which pretty much makes the decision for me. You know when you go to the bar and let off some steam by telling the bartender who couldn't give the slightest fuck? Somehow it's way better when no-one actually knows anything about the situation. You have your little cry, then get back to the serious business of drinking :retzielikes:




so true! feels better doing it in here.

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by nic » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:54 am

its nmot sunny today wtf?
a few days ago it was too sunny

ALOS

WTF is up with the price of everything in austrakuia
its a total ripoff - i think wages in hospitality are too high tbh
eating and drinkikng in borderline unaffrodable, let alone ruqs - how do the poor poeople go out? how do the hoardes of sub human unwashed brostep people go out every weekend? how?

OPNE MORE THING

the wind....why is it always windy and never a tailwind
dirty hot northerly in my face every time i get on a bike

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:25 am

does it stop when you get off the bike?
if so, you could probably use that for good... or evil, i dont care
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by witty_pseudonym » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:44 pm

:lol:

melbournerants indeed.

nic and cob - you two need to be locked in a room with tv cameras, a bottle of liquid acid, three bottles of spirits and 15 boxes of nangs. i would pay to watch.
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by Lizkins » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:46 pm

holy shit, i would watch that too. i reckon you could get wasted just watching
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:25 pm

i could be paid to do that
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by nic » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:36 pm

u can get poaid 4 that????

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:45 pm

if they are paying to see it, i am hoping i am getting paid
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by witty_pseudonym » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:28 pm

We'll pay for the set up, you guys keep any profit. Deal? Deal.

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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:39 pm

deal
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by youthful_implants » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:58 pm

Just got back from Rainbow Serpent. EPIC rave lols.
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Re: The Big Up Thread

Post by CoB » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:03 pm

ooh nice!
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