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Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:10 pm
by nic
1) R00T.
2) SLUMB3R..
3) F@3K NUMB3R....

:?:

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:06 pm
by retzie
Except I aten't a kiddy fiddler. Also, I'm much too slow on the uptake to lie in time.

'Sall good though. I'd say watching the dismayed "wait, that's a teacher" looks is probably more rewarding than touching them. Mebbe I'll tell them I'm a bloke too :D

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:39 pm
by Feigan
No aspirations for Cougarness?

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:50 pm
by retzie
The bit about this situation that puts me off is where they suddenly start being 'the student' and I am 'the teacher'. Not hot. The funniest was last time this happened: the poor child was telling me how he is studying civil engineering. He gave the whole spiel about how he has to do all this maths, which is really hard but really useful. Then he asked what I did. Fuck me, it was priceless :lol:

Apart from the student-y thing... yeah, nah. I've sworn off the young 'uns.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:38 pm
by nic
wot about an old dawg then?

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:59 pm
by retzie
Deftotes - the best stories involve old timers. Mr Bring-Housemate-You're-Fucking-To-A-Date and Preacher Man being good examples. Why go for "I just graduated" when I can get gold like that??

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:04 pm
by Lizkins
you could be the next Bridget Jones, but like current and way more whacky and hilarious

we need a Retzie rant page i reckon

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:18 am
by quick
Big ups less than 3 weeks to go see my girl in Frankfurt... just need passport to come in time, was submitted on Friday, cutting it fine much

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:37 pm
by Feigan
BU's new appartment in the Bra!

Maroubra that is

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:14 pm
by retzie
BU drunken judgement being on the money. Yay to drunk retzie being on-side :retzielikes:

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:17 am
by Feigan
details pls Retzie

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:21 am
by nic
pics pls

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:20 am
by youthful_implants
yes moar needed.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:25 am
by retzie
Oh, you know, just when you make really cool home decoration decisions after getting home from a night on the piss...

:P




Suffice to say that since this is me, someone should prepare the gripe thread.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:18 pm
by nic
pics of u drunk pls

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:42 pm
by retzie
Latest pic of me on crapbook is drunk, which later became much drunkerer.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:47 pm
by nic
i have no facebook
:(

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:52 pm
by retzie
I know :teefnilly:

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:01 pm
by nic
PM sent

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:23 pm
by DBoy
Best pics of Retzie are on College Teachers Go Wild!

man o man - girl is mad stylee.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:50 pm
by retzie
nic wrote:PM sent


Lies :(

DBoy wrote:Best pics of Retzie are on College Teachers Go Wild!


Not lies.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:11 pm
by Lizkins
lol!


oh man i ranted on FB in gripe styles fashion. i should have just come here and griped. did get lots of love on FB though which is nice :D

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:26 pm
by nic
you would of only got off-hand belligerence in here IMO

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:39 pm
by Lizkins
probably, but feel its better to vent here than on FB. Feels weird venting on FB. i usually just like to make random comments and link hilarious comic strips etc

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:03 pm
by nic
there r many many lurkers in here IMO

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:07 pm
by nic
PM received

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:56 pm
by Lizkins
by who?

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:38 pm
by nic
PM sent?

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:49 pm
by Lizkins
Nup

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:07 pm
by nic
no PMs
:(

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:30 pm
by CoB
PM bent

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:00 pm
by youthful_implants
I feel like I cant vent on FB cos all my Aussie mates say 'whinging pom' or 'man up' or something equally unsympathetic therefore I dont gripe at all.

Twitter, on the hand, gets all my griping.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:03 pm
by Lizkins
yeah i should remember to come in here and vent, seems more suited i think. FB feels weird to vent on sometimes

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:48 pm
by nic
youthful_implants wrote:I feel like I cant vent on FB cos all my Aussie mates say 'whinging pom' or 'man up' or something equally unsympathetic therefore I dont gripe at all.

Twitter, on the hand, gets all my griping.


whinging pom :clap:

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:00 pm
by CoB
aha
yeh, facebook rants tend to end up in other places... like lamebook

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:09 am
by retzie
MelbourneRants :D

More often than not, I am ranting about people I'm friends with on FB, which pretty much makes the decision for me. You know when you go to the bar and let off some steam by telling the bartender who couldn't give the slightest fuck? Somehow it's way better when no-one actually knows anything about the situation. You have your little cry, then get back to the serious business of drinking :retzielikes:

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:28 am
by nic
i normally use a 3 pronged complaining approach

internet
IRL
complonging abdout other people complinging

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:18 am
by CoB
BU inconsistent spellong!

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:39 am
by Lizkins
retzie wrote:MelbourneRants :D

More often than not, I am ranting about people I'm friends with on FB, which pretty much makes the decision for me. You know when you go to the bar and let off some steam by telling the bartender who couldn't give the slightest fuck? Somehow it's way better when no-one actually knows anything about the situation. You have your little cry, then get back to the serious business of drinking :retzielikes:




so true! feels better doing it in here.

glad we all agree haha

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:54 am
by nic
its nmot sunny today wtf?
a few days ago it was too sunny

ALOS

WTF is up with the price of everything in austrakuia
its a total ripoff - i think wages in hospitality are too high tbh
eating and drinkikng in borderline unaffrodable, let alone ruqs - how do the poor poeople go out? how do the hoardes of sub human unwashed brostep people go out every weekend? how?

OPNE MORE THING

the wind....why is it always windy and never a tailwind
dirty hot northerly in my face every time i get on a bike

lol

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:25 am
by CoB
does it stop when you get off the bike?
if so, you could probably use that for good... or evil, i dont care

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:44 pm
by witty_pseudonym
:lol:

melbournerants indeed.

nic and cob - you two need to be locked in a room with tv cameras, a bottle of liquid acid, three bottles of spirits and 15 boxes of nangs. i would pay to watch.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:46 pm
by Lizkins
holy shit, i would watch that too. i reckon you could get wasted just watching

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:25 pm
by CoB
i could be paid to do that

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:36 pm
by nic
u can get poaid 4 that????

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:45 pm
by CoB
if they are paying to see it, i am hoping i am getting paid

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:28 pm
by witty_pseudonym
We'll pay for the set up, you guys keep any profit. Deal? Deal.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:39 pm
by CoB
deal

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:58 pm
by youthful_implants
Just got back from Rainbow Serpent. EPIC rave lols.

Re: The Big Up Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:03 pm
by CoB
ooh nice!