Spam is pretty lol
Spam is pretty lol
I don't really understand much about it. Why the fuck do the titles in spam emails, or thread topics etc. always have to be really fucking weird, with strange spelling? is it to get through filters?
the results are hilarious.
anyway, here are two of the best spam emails i've ever got
"MutAnTCoCKSExploDe"
and just today
"sucking Pharamacoy $1 .20†"
sucking pharamacoy?!!! $1.20!!!!!!!!!
fucking bargain!
the results are hilarious.
anyway, here are two of the best spam emails i've ever got
"MutAnTCoCKSExploDe"
and just today
"sucking Pharamacoy $1 .20†"
sucking pharamacoy?!!! $1.20!!!!!!!!!
fucking bargain!
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it gets better, this is the actual text of the messagemixtress wrote:lmaoflippo wrote:"holy shit that is the cheapest sucking pharamacoy I've ever come across!"
"hand . . . all but Darkstar, who preferred to drink unsweetened lemonwater. Garin was in a lively wants for killing, Osney could do it easy enough. Why? Has Boros done some treason?but some knights are dark and full of terror, my lady. War makes monsters of us all"
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those bayesian filter breakers are awesome.flippo wrote:it gets better, this is the actual text of the messagemixtress wrote:lmaoflippo wrote:"holy shit that is the cheapest sucking pharamacoy I've ever come across!"
"hand . . . all but Darkstar, who preferred to drink unsweetened lemonwater. Garin was in a lively wants for killing, Osney could do it easy enough. Why? Has Boros done some treason?but some knights are dark and full of terror, my lady. War makes monsters of us all"
DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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Thanx Belew!From: Belew Brittain [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, 26 June 2008 5:56 PM
To: Dan Fardon
Subject: scandalling pancaking
]Oi,
***
Warning!
This letter contains a virus which has been
successfully detected and cured.
***
An other and another. Then a sudden turn of the carelli exclaimed,
what do you mean? Monsieur toni was frightened by his pallor.
nothingnothing! Of the copyright holder), the work can be
copied days, the man must die: the poison is slow, wastes
or broad mouthed pipkin, cover it close, & let after a little
while. Aunt wants me to leave some or milrays now. It was
very gratifying. We were.
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i have created a kind of site for submitting your funny spam.
http://www.lolspam.com
lol
pretty basic script at the moment, might get some errors with long entries. will work on it.
http://www.lolspam.com
lol
pretty basic script at the moment, might get some errors with long entries. will work on it.
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i just put that word in dictionary.com because i thought it was one i didn't know LOLwitty_pseudonym wrote:i just got a spam entitiled 'booby sweetie gulps gooey jizz'
amazes me how absolutely non-exitent the melbourne uni spam filter is.
yes, melb uni email is the worst for spam.
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I never get spam... never have... luck I guess
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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give it 2 days then check your inbox!
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you check your inbox...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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its just you can't tell the difference mate cos you signed up to all those porn, penis enlargement, and viagra sites on purpose.
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good idea, could be the next bash.huge wrote:i have created a kind of site for submitting your funny spam.
http://www.lolspam.com
lol
pretty basic script at the moment, might get some errors with long entries. will work on it.
you'd want to accept email entries though (oh the irony).
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‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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I am sure that that is the only thing that comes from an animal that you would be willing to eat.Blaxter wrote:is that emo booby gooey jizz?
GO CATS! GO CATS!
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Just got this today:
God dag,
Fuck beer! Got sexy girl?
<insert dodgy chinese website here>
Said mr. Ansell, looking at neele in an interrogating after
death. Dr. Prunieres in every case speaks his land and possessions.
and he earnestly beseeches not far away. Crichton (thoughtfully).
they went they trooped up stairs to coleman's rooms, where
marple, with what giles admitted to be superior pink and
yellow and green painted doors and windows. etc etc
I think my favourite one I ever got started off with:
Hi There.
What's up cat dick?
God dag,
Fuck beer! Got sexy girl?
<insert dodgy chinese website here>
Said mr. Ansell, looking at neele in an interrogating after
death. Dr. Prunieres in every case speaks his land and possessions.
and he earnestly beseeches not far away. Crichton (thoughtfully).
they went they trooped up stairs to coleman's rooms, where
marple, with what giles admitted to be superior pink and
yellow and green painted doors and windows. etc etc
I think my favourite one I ever got started off with:
Hi There.
What's up cat dick?
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take that back! This thread has spawned a website. What threads have you started that spawned a website?Blaxter wrote:
I think I'm really good at mb.c tbh
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Heres a new one.....
Subject: "S.Korea moving aaancient gate 15m to right old wrong"
"Brring your wife We'll fucck her! That's right we'll ffuck your wife! "
Call me crazy but that's not exactly the most appealing sales pitch for me to click their link.
Subject: "S.Korea moving aaancient gate 15m to right old wrong"
"Brring your wife We'll fucck her! That's right we'll ffuck your wife! "
Call me crazy but that's not exactly the most appealing sales pitch for me to click their link.
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lolspam seams to have a mod/adminfa1L
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oh yer forgot about having to do that huhuh.
still trying to think of something better for the domain tbh lol
still trying to think of something better for the domain tbh lol
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bastard barbaric."
cheers
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cheers
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I've won like 10 different lotteries this week, must be up for millions of pounds in prize money and they just keep rolling in. It's pretty sick.
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candace network seamen?
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something different than the standard lottery win or viagra shop....
Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!
I hope, that this letter will cause you interest.
It is possible this letter will change our destinies... I ask you to give some minutes and to read my history.
For the First! This letter from agency of dating of the internet.
I have given them this letter and to me has told, that they will send it to the Australia.
My name - Alla. I - from Russia, Saint Petersburg.
I’m - 27 years old woman. My Birthday March, 14 1981.
I want to tell you that was happened with me. Some time ago I have got acquainted through Internet with the man. His name is Patrick from Sidney. We began to correspond with each other. Shortly we had sympathies to each other. I would not tell that it there was a love, but the sympathy was big. We have thought that our relations should leave on a new stage and both wished a meeting. I have collected all necessary documents, and in September I receive the visa.
But that there was further it awfully. Patrick has written to me that is not ready to serious relations with me and would not want that I came. It has very strongly shaken me, I did not expect that he can do it... I cried and did not know what to do, I was deceived.
I want to forget this awful liar faster. And to use the chance which has dropped out to me.
The purpose of my letter: I shall receive the Visa of the Visitor of the Australia on September.
I want to arrive to the Australia, but I have no any friends or familiar who can meet me on airport. I really hope, that you can do it for me.
Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!
I hope, that this letter will cause you interest.
It is possible this letter will change our destinies... I ask you to give some minutes and to read my history.
For the First! This letter from agency of dating of the internet.
I have given them this letter and to me has told, that they will send it to the Australia.
My name - Alla. I - from Russia, Saint Petersburg.
I’m - 27 years old woman. My Birthday March, 14 1981.
I want to tell you that was happened with me. Some time ago I have got acquainted through Internet with the man. His name is Patrick from Sidney. We began to correspond with each other. Shortly we had sympathies to each other. I would not tell that it there was a love, but the sympathy was big. We have thought that our relations should leave on a new stage and both wished a meeting. I have collected all necessary documents, and in September I receive the visa.
But that there was further it awfully. Patrick has written to me that is not ready to serious relations with me and would not want that I came. It has very strongly shaken me, I did not expect that he can do it... I cried and did not know what to do, I was deceived.
I want to forget this awful liar faster. And to use the chance which has dropped out to me.
The purpose of my letter: I shall receive the Visa of the Visitor of the Australia on September.
I want to arrive to the Australia, but I have no any friends or familiar who can meet me on airport. I really hope, that you can do it for me.
I think I am, Therefore I am. I think
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lolzzzzzzzzzbreaksRbest wrote:something different than the standard lottery win or viagra shop....
Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!
I hope, that this letter will cause you interest.
It is possible this letter will change our destinies... I ask you to give some minutes and to read my history.
For the First! This letter from agency of dating of the internet.
I have given them this letter and to me has told, that they will send it to the Australia.
My name - Alla. I - from Russia, Saint Petersburg.
I’m - 27 years old woman. My Birthday March, 14 1981.
I want to tell you that was happened with me. Some time ago I have got acquainted through Internet with the man. His name is Patrick from Sidney. We began to correspond with each other. Shortly we had sympathies to each other. I would not tell that it there was a love, but the sympathy was big. We have thought that our relations should leave on a new stage and both wished a meeting. I have collected all necessary documents, and in September I receive the visa.
But that there was further it awfully. Patrick has written to me that is not ready to serious relations with me and would not want that I came. It has very strongly shaken me, I did not expect that he can do it... I cried and did not know what to do, I was deceived.
I want to forget this awful liar faster. And to use the chance which has dropped out to me.
The purpose of my letter: I shall receive the Visa of the Visitor of the Australia on September.
I want to arrive to the Australia, but I have no any friends or familiar who can meet me on airport. I really hope, that you can do it for me.
thats awesome. definitley send a reply, would be great to see at what point they say, "hey I need your credit card details to make this work".
Dearest Natasha
You letter for interest was causing me greatly. It is pleasure of me that you get on the line to send your message. My story is very similarity to yours. I too have serious relations in the shortly recent, and my partner also had chance dropping out. This make me nervous and I run.
Patrick is to be forgetting about him. In Australia this is name of man with the very short sympathy. You will be finding that my sympathy is much greater than his. I would very much like to be sending my sympathys to your stage as possible as is soon. This way we can be having the serious relations.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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i can almost believe its real
croaking lizard... jungletasticdubcorebadness (brap brap)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
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ummmm
Jack Atkins [[email protected]] wrote:His Royal Highness Aborigod Messiah Christ King Jack
Atkins Nation
A new race of people.
Speaking Koorilatin, English, Wergaia
Born Buckingham County 6th April 1955.
Stopped a train at zero minus 6 hours before birth.
On the 6th day, drove to Melbourne in a redex racing car.
Winter cough 1956 to 2006.
Lost brother John 1963. Found 2006.
Crucified 1965 Lutheran Childrens Home, Kew.
Paedophiled 1963 – 1966 Lutheran Church.
Tortured 1963 – 1966 Lutheran Church.
Semi-broken neck, left eye, right brain and left heart.
Hands and feet made holy 1969. Stigmata
Royal Military College, Melbourne
Melbourne University Engineering
Australian Volleyball Team 1975 – 1981. Number 1 spike.
First Western Man to reach Tai–Shan, China 1975.
Stabbed through the left cheek by a soldier of Christianity 1976
A family of Giants Of Downunder
Creator of the book `` Victorians Celebrate`` 1985.
Author of ``The Messiah`s Cure for all Mental Illness``
Author of ``Transexualism in Africa``
Saviour of Jerusalem
Creator of the Universal Birth Certificate
Judge Of Kings
Creator of The Royal Vision
Creator of Royal Vision Eyewear
Coach of the Princess Jews
A Coach in the Liberal Party
Great Healer of all the white man`s diseases.
Creator of the word: ``sarxkyn``
At the request of the Anglican Victorian & Australian Governments, Australia`s lutheran germans and prussians maliciously and sleezily turned me into a double headed eagle killing my father through me and crushing the many jews and aborigines in our family who remained loyal to the Royal Aborigod, ie. all the pre-adamic peoples of the Earth.
Monarchy of the Downunder
If you want it please reply.
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that is pretty much the best thing I have ever read.
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if you like the content, then check out spam amusement.
verily, there beith many lols within.spamamusement.com wrote:Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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has anyone noticed a marked reduction in spam of late?.... I hardly get any now... I can has a few european and african 419 phishing ones last week... but general titty cock jizz vi@gra ones have pretty much stopped al together.
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subject: empower your sweet couch experience
Off to the kindergarten valentine party
and i think im done cutting kits for a while
cate what did you play on the computer then
i swear nothing makes me happier than a peaceful space and some needles
but the commonality between each experience was- it was out of my hands i occasionally fell in love with someone who couldnt be had i occasionally had to run from someone who wouldnt let me go
more earrings get yours here
me um we didnt have computers in our homes then
ten months after we were married i was a stay at home mom living the student life again while grant went back to school a few months later another unplanned event- my mom passed away suddenly
a little note for my valentine
a conversation today
me um we didnt have disney games when i was five
isnt life surprising i was laying awake thinking last night about how different my life has gone then what i thought (in a good way)
Yummy fabric ready to ship
cate did you love disney games on the computer when you were five
but the pattern is still available
with that heres the stuff i eat salad with chicken a different salad with chicken repeat repeat this is the hard thing about it not a ton of delicious options im kind of kidding ive found a few other yummy things too
i have never been an animal person i swore id never have a dog who wants to pick up poop not me but somehow in my baby hungry weakness i was convinced to relent by the other two mccalebs who said they desperately needed a puppy fine whatever just take care of her and pick up the poop
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Got two funny spam emails this week. Thought i'd share them with you..
SUBJECT: gay walk of fameDIANA LOVES INTAN SOnude in yhe parking lot
confidence in him," Katerina directory under: #designer #celebrity #fashion
form. I am certain that in summer he at work mad chillin completed a song "Goin Hamm" yea i gets busy
http://aroundbargainsmating.com governor's wife, and thirdly because StephenJMcCann Will you hurry up and finish work so we can go and buy lactose free ice cream and make MILKSHAKES
damn dangerous. He has a guilty its almost naked time again
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just had a huge shit now the toilet wont flush fuck sake hurriedly, encouraged by his
kimkardashian ebay: could you PLEASE put the length of your dresses and bottoms on ebay commandoes, with some of the
http://searchtoolsexr.com people really should get up on their religous history the long cherry-wood pipe which was wont
FUCKING LOL!!!
SUBJECT: gay walk of fameDIANA LOVES INTAN SOnude in yhe parking lot
confidence in him," Katerina directory under: #designer #celebrity #fashion
form. I am certain that in summer he at work mad chillin completed a song "Goin Hamm" yea i gets busy
http://aroundbargainsmating.com governor's wife, and thirdly because StephenJMcCann Will you hurry up and finish work so we can go and buy lactose free ice cream and make MILKSHAKES
damn dangerous. He has a guilty its almost naked time again
SUBJECT: see quantitative infoultimate sex song
just had a huge shit now the toilet wont flush fuck sake hurriedly, encouraged by his
kimkardashian ebay: could you PLEASE put the length of your dresses and bottoms on ebay commandoes, with some of the
http://searchtoolsexr.com people really should get up on their religous history the long cherry-wood pipe which was wont
FUCKING LOL!!!
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no more epilepsy raptor jesus
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I concur!andy_hoffman wrote:...its almost naked time again
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these guys are getting pretty lazy imo
can you feel the apathy?from: Yi Kwan <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]
to:
date: Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:19 PM
subject: hi
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