Spam is pretty lol

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:11 am

I don't really understand much about it. Why the fuck do the titles in spam emails, or thread topics etc. always have to be really fucking weird, with strange spelling? is it to get through filters?

the results are hilarious.

anyway, here are two of the best spam emails i've ever got

"MutAnTCoCKSExploDe"

and just today

"sucking Pharamacoy $1 .20â€ "

sucking pharamacoy?!!! $1.20!!!!!!!!!

fucking bargain!

Post by **huge** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:17 am

Oral madness information *

*link to spam post containing no NSFW material.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:19 am

LOL I love that one. Who the fuck are the clowns who write this shit? who the fuck is their target demographic?

haha I just cant imagin someonw going "oh, you know what I'm going to click on that"

or

"holy shit that is the cheapest sucking pharamacoy I've ever come across!"

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:28 am

flippo wrote:"holy shit that is the cheapest sucking pharamacoy I've ever come across!"

lmao

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:40 am

I had one yesterday simply entitled "wh4le c0ck"

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:05 pm

mixtress wrote:
flippo wrote:"holy shit that is the cheapest sucking pharamacoy I've ever come across!"
lmao

it gets better, this is the actual text of the message

"hand . . . all but Darkstar, who preferred to drink unsweetened lemonwater. Garin was in a lively wants for killing, Osney could do it easy enough. Why? Has Boros done some treason?but some knights are dark and full of terror, my lady. War makes monsters of us all"

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:52 pm

Post by **system** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:05 pm

flippo wrote:
mixtress wrote:
flippo wrote:"holy shit that is the cheapest sucking pharamacoy I've ever come across!"
lmao
it gets better, this is the actual text of the message

"hand . . . all but Darkstar, who preferred to drink unsweetened lemonwater. Garin was in a lively wants for killing, Osney could do it easy enough. Why? Has Boros done some treason?but some knights are dark and full of terror, my lady. War makes monsters of us all"

those bayesian filter breakers are awesome.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:06 pm

This thread is pretty lol

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:51 am

Hot Barunetts!!!!!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:54 pm

i just got a spam entitiled 'booby sweetie gulps gooey jizz'

amazes me how absolutely non-exitent the melbourne uni spam filter is.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:13 pm

is that emo booby gooey jizz?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:13 pm

ew ew ew

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:24 pm

Jizz for presedent

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:29 pm

got some good ones today....

subject: "Women who love to get it on reveal why their sack sessions are so hot!"

subject: "Ram your new found longer gun into her and hear her moan."

ummmmm, sure

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:02 am

From: Belew Brittain [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, 26 June 2008 5:56 PM
To: Dan Fardon
Subject: scandalling pancaking

]Oi,

***
Warning!
This letter contains a virus which has been
successfully detected and cured.
***

An other and another. Then a sudden turn of the carelli exclaimed,
what do you mean? Monsieur toni was frightened by his pallor.
nothingnothing! Of the copyright holder), the work can be
copied days, the man must die: the poison is slow, wastes
or broad mouthed pipkin, cover it close, & let after a little
while. Aunt wants me to leave some or milrays now. It was
very gratifying. We were.

Thanx Belew!

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:18 am

nothngnothing!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:31 am

Scandalling Pancaking!

I never get spam at work, was pretty weird

Post by **huge** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:48 pm

i have created a kind of site for submitting your funny spam.

http://www.lolspam.com

lol

pretty basic script at the moment, might get some errors with long entries. will work on it.

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:58 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i just got a spam entitiled 'booby sweetie gulps gooey jizz'

amazes me how absolutely non-exitent the melbourne uni spam filter is.

i just put that word in dictionary.com because i thought it was one i didn't know LOL

yes, melb uni email is the worst for spam.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:30 pm

I never get spam... never have... luck I guess

Post by **huge** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:30 pm

give it 2 days then check your inbox!

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:37 pm

you check your inbox...

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:01 pm

its just you can't tell the difference mate cos you signed up to all those porn, penis enlargement, and viagra sites on purpose.

Post by **system** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:17 pm

huge wrote:i have created a kind of site for submitting your funny spam.

http://www.lolspam.com

lol

pretty basic script at the moment, might get some errors with long entries. will work on it.

good idea, could be the next bash.

you'd want to accept email entries though (oh the irony).

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:40 am

Blaxter wrote:is that emo booby gooey jizz?

I am sure that that is the only thing that comes from an animal that you would be willing to eat.

eN · Post by eN » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:22 pm

Just got this today:

God dag,

Fuck beer! Got sexy girl?
<insert dodgy chinese website here>

Said mr. Ansell, looking at neele in an interrogating after
death. Dr. Prunieres in every case speaks his land and possessions.
and he earnestly beseeches not far away. Crichton (thoughtfully).
they went they trooped up stairs to coleman's rooms, where
marple, with what giles admitted to be superior pink and
yellow and green painted doors and windows. etc etc

I think my favourite one I ever got started off with:

Hi There.

What's up cat dick?

Post by **huge** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:48 pm

just got rash up and running on this

http://www.lolspam.com/

please add your lol spam!

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:32 pm

Blaxter wrote:

take that back! This thread has spawned a website. What threads have you started that spawned a website?

I think I'm really good at mb.c tbh

eN · Post by eN » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:43 pm

Heres a new one.....

Subject: "S.Korea moving aaancient gate 15m to right old wrong"

"Brring your wife We'll fucck her! That's right we'll ffuck your wife!

"

Call me crazy but that's not exactly the most appealing sales pitch for me to click their link.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:48 pm

flippo wrote: I think I'm really good at mb.c tbh

tbh one of the best yet imo

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:00 pm

lolspam seams to have a mod/adminfa1L

Post by **huge** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:23 pm

oh yer forgot about having to do that huhuh.

still trying to think of something better for the domain tbh lol

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:29 pm

"esophagi jaundice goldstein

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scientist agenda agenda income cheat bastard, grovel
goldstein fantod agenda agenda grovel.

bastard barbaric."

cheers

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:56 pm

jbs wrote:
flippo wrote: I think I'm really good at mb.c tbh
tbh one of the best yet imo

asfik tbh is the best imo

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flippo · Post by **flippo** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:25 pm

I've won like 10 different lotteries this week, must be up for millions of pounds in prize money and they just keep rolling in. It's pretty sick.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:14 am

candace network seamen?

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:40 pm

something different than the standard lottery win or viagra shop....

Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!
I hope, that this letter will cause you interest.
It is possible this letter will change our destinies... I ask you to give some minutes and to read my history.
For the First! This letter from agency of dating of the internet.
I have given them this letter and to me has told, that they will send it to the Australia.
My name - Alla. I - from Russia, Saint Petersburg.
I’m - 27 years old woman. My Birthday March, 14 1981.
I want to tell you that was happened with me. Some time ago I have got acquainted through Internet with the man. His name is Patrick from Sidney. We began to correspond with each other. Shortly we had sympathies to each other. I would not tell that it there was a love, but the sympathy was big. We have thought that our relations should leave on a new stage and both wished a meeting. I have collected all necessary documents, and in September I receive the visa.
But that there was further it awfully. Patrick has written to me that is not ready to serious relations with me and would not want that I came. It has very strongly shaken me, I did not expect that he can do it... I cried and did not know what to do, I was deceived.
I want to forget this awful liar faster. And to use the chance which has dropped out to me.

The purpose of my letter: I shall receive the Visa of the Visitor of the Australia on September.
I want to arrive to the Australia, but I have no any friends or familiar who can meet me on airport. I really hope, that you can do it for me.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:52 pm

breaksRbest wrote:something different than the standard lottery win or viagra shop....

Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!
I hope, that this letter will cause you interest.
It is possible this letter will change our destinies... I ask you to give some minutes and to read my history.
For the First! This letter from agency of dating of the internet.
I have given them this letter and to me has told, that they will send it to the Australia.
My name - Alla. I - from Russia, Saint Petersburg.
I’m - 27 years old woman. My Birthday March, 14 1981.
I want to tell you that was happened with me. Some time ago I have got acquainted through Internet with the man. His name is Patrick from Sidney. We began to correspond with each other. Shortly we had sympathies to each other. I would not tell that it there was a love, but the sympathy was big. We have thought that our relations should leave on a new stage and both wished a meeting. I have collected all necessary documents, and in September I receive the visa.
But that there was further it awfully. Patrick has written to me that is not ready to serious relations with me and would not want that I came. It has very strongly shaken me, I did not expect that he can do it... I cried and did not know what to do, I was deceived.
I want to forget this awful liar faster. And to use the chance which has dropped out to me.

The purpose of my letter: I shall receive the Visa of the Visitor of the Australia on September.
I want to arrive to the Australia, but I have no any friends or familiar who can meet me on airport. I really hope, that you can do it for me.

lolzzzzzzzzz

thats awesome. definitley send a reply, would be great to see at what point they say, "hey I need your credit card details to make this work".

Dearest Natasha

You letter for interest was causing me greatly. It is pleasure of me that you get on the line to send your message. My story is very similarity to yours. I too have serious relations in the shortly recent, and my partner also had chance dropping out. This make me nervous and I run.

Patrick is to be forgetting about him. In Australia this is name of man with the very short sympathy. You will be finding that my sympathy is much greater than his. I would very much like to be sending my sympathys to your stage as possible as is soon. This way we can be having the serious relations.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:55 pm

i can almost believe its real

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:18 pm

ummmm

Jack Atkins [[email protected]] wrote:His Royal Highness Aborigod Messiah Christ King Jack
Atkins Nation
A new race of people.
Speaking Koorilatin, English, Wergaia
Born Buckingham County 6th April 1955.
Stopped a train at zero minus 6 hours before birth.
On the 6th day, drove to Melbourne in a redex racing car.
Winter cough 1956 to 2006.
Lost brother John 1963. Found 2006.
Crucified 1965 Lutheran Childrens Home, Kew.
Paedophiled 1963 – 1966 Lutheran Church.
Tortured 1963 – 1966 Lutheran Church.
Semi-broken neck, left eye, right brain and left heart.
Hands and feet made holy 1969. Stigmata
Royal Military College, Melbourne
Melbourne University Engineering
Australian Volleyball Team 1975 – 1981. Number 1 spike.
First Western Man to reach Tai–Shan, China 1975.
Stabbed through the left cheek by a soldier of Christianity 1976
A family of Giants Of Downunder
Creator of the book `` Victorians Celebrate`` 1985.
Author of ``The Messiah`s Cure for all Mental Illness``
Author of ``Transexualism in Africa``
Saviour of Jerusalem
Creator of the Universal Birth Certificate
Judge Of Kings
Creator of The Royal Vision
Creator of Royal Vision Eyewear
Coach of the Princess Jews
A Coach in the Liberal Party
Great Healer of all the white man`s diseases.
Creator of the word: ``sarxkyn``
At the request of the Anglican Victorian & Australian Governments, Australia`s lutheran germans and prussians maliciously and sleezily turned me into a double headed eagle killing my father through me and crushing the many jews and aborigines in our family who remained loyal to the Royal Aborigod, ie. all the pre-adamic peoples of the Earth.

Monarchy of the Downunder

If you want it please reply.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:26 pm

that is pretty much the best thing I have ever read.

almax · Post by **almax** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:58 pm

Post by **system** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:58 pm

if you like the content, then check out spam amusement.

spamamusement.com wrote:Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

verily, there beith many lols within.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:03 pm

has anyone noticed a marked reduction in spam of late?.... I hardly get any now... I can has a few european and african 419 phishing ones last week... but general titty cock jizz vi@gra ones have pretty much stopped al together.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:48 am

subject: empower your sweet couch experience

Off to the kindergarten valentine party

and i think im done cutting kits for a while

cate what did you play on the computer then

i swear nothing makes me happier than a peaceful space and some needles

but the commonality between each experience was- it was out of my hands i occasionally fell in love with someone who couldnt be had i occasionally had to run from someone who wouldnt let me go

more earrings get yours here

me um we didnt have computers in our homes then

ten months after we were married i was a stay at home mom living the student life again while grant went back to school a few months later another unplanned event- my mom passed away suddenly

a little note for my valentine

a conversation today

me um we didnt have disney games when i was five

isnt life surprising i was laying awake thinking last night about how different my life has gone then what i thought (in a good way)

Yummy fabric ready to ship

cate did you love disney games on the computer when you were five

but the pattern is still available

with that heres the stuff i eat salad with chicken a different salad with chicken repeat repeat this is the hard thing about it not a ton of delicious options im kind of kidding ive found a few other yummy things too

i have never been an animal person i swore id never have a dog who wants to pick up poop not me but somehow in my baby hungry weakness i was convinced to relent by the other two mccalebs who said they desperately needed a puppy fine whatever just take care of her and pick up the poop

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:32 am

Got two funny spam emails this week. Thought i'd share them with you..

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damn dangerous. He has a guilty its almost naked time again

SUBJECT: see quantitative infoultimate sex song

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FUCKING LOL!!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:47 am

andy_hoffman wrote:...its almost naked time again

I concur!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:25 pm

these guys are getting pretty lazy imo

from: Yi Kwan <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]
to:
date: Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:19 PM
subject: hi
signed-by yahoo.com.hk

Goodday,
I have a Business for you regarding a fund transfer, please contact me for details.
Yi Kwan

can you feel the apathy?

Melbourne Beats

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