Anteaters, respect.

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Anteaters, respect.

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This thread is about Anteaters. What can't they do?

Let's start with a picture of my boy Rodriguez. Here he is getting blind as he likes.

You drink Asahi? Well thats sad for you, don. Any Anteater knows tougue sippin' home brew crunk juice is where it's at. Boy gets totally BLIND on the stuff.

And then you better belive the PARTAY IS MOTHERFUCKING ON!

Straight up playa. On the roll 24/7.

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When I see Bravius here on the streets of Fitzroy I know he respects me, because he straight up shows it to my face.

One hand, knuckles, double slap.

As street as you fucking like.

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whitey keep an eata locked down.
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Fucking Gunther, that's fucking who.

You don't give a donation to his cause, you know you gonna get rickrolled.

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can we start a new faildogs of lolcats phenomenon from this corner of the web???

CAN WE!!!!
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sometime I close my eyes and Just try to Pretend that I'm all neck.

Likes I gots no head. I'm just shoulders and then 458mm of neck

that's how i roll, in my spare time.

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Post by Lizkins »

deviant wrote:can we start a new faildogs of lolcats phenomenon from this corner of the web???

CAN WE!!!!

yes, yes you can



farking hell, i want an anteater now :smt044
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:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

the thread we had to have
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I hates being called a Anteater.
I eats other stuff as well.
Besides what other animals is called about what they eats?

not many.

I wanna be called a Funk-Otter

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Duuuuude, I'm Xing so freakin hard man, you gotta get on this shit

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will it be called gangstaeaters.com?
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How's your day at the office?

Dealt with a few tough customers?

Well check out Mosus.

Not only does he have to neck up against owls fitted with laser beam eyes, the airforce and sea monsters, but POSEIDON FUCKING LORD OF THE OCEAN tries to get on over on him.

And he's got a glowing trident. How's that compare to Larry from accounts?

No wonder he done smash that bridge.

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lolz, looks like someone beat us to it
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REWIND, MY SELECTOR!!!

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nuff said
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^ ROFL Flippo
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oH HAI!

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It ain't all about being a player.

Take Roger here, for example.

He likes to write his name on boxes, attach a stamp and then hop on in.

Where have you arrived now Roger? No carpet?

Get the fuck.

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"Im Not Worthy, I'm Not Worthy!"

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zomg you guys i can't cope

lmao jbs- get the fuck :lol:

can we have a hall and oates track specially for this thread?>

wo-oah here he comes
watch out or he'll chew you up
wo-oah here he comes
he's anteaaaaater
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Chicks love anteaters. It's a fact.

Look at Basil here. He pulls mad bitches wherever he takes his bushy coat. These ones are feeding him from a bottle, totally entranced by his spell.

BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Let's take it to my room.

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Madame travels. Internationally.

The good thing about being compact is being able to fit in your travel duffel.

What's that Madame? You want to come out?

I'll bet you do, you saucy little bint.

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This is my buddy Clink


"That's Right Ladies

don't be a playah8a.

why don't you come join me for some gin an juice ?"


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too far ?

or not too far, enough ?
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jbs wrote:I'll bet you do, you saucy little bint
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Quite often you'll read about hackers on the internet.

It's topical.

What you don't read about is Cecil.

Cecil is a such a good hacker than he doesn't even need to touch his computer with his hands. Man just sits on it and shits out zero day exploits.

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:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

oh man. you guys have out done yourself this time.
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jbs wrote: Cecil is a such a good hacker than he doesn't even need to touch his computer with his hands. Man just sits on it and shits out zero day exploits.
fucken lol!
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rofl
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jbs wrote:Madame travels. Internationally.

The good thing about being compact is being able to fit in your travel duffel.

What's that Madame? You want to come out?

I'll bet you do, you saucy little bint.

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:shock: :smt007
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What can't they do?
be elephants?
o/ . . . \o . . . -o . o- . \o/ \o/
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ripper thread. never realised how cute anteaters are! :)
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fucking best thread to hit here in a long time
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Polecat wrote:ripper thread. never realised how cute anteaters are! :)
Or how big. :shock:
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Are their claws especially sharp?
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youve all read roald dahls story about the anteater? dirty beasts
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seriously james i think u have just beaten mrj for funniest person on melbournebeats
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Post by gnat »

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

had to check in and see if i found it as funny today

YES

omfg fucking gunther that's who. lmao jbs

it's friday- surely you have time for one more anteater..
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this is awesome!!!
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Whole of Melb Beats awaits JBS's next post in this thread!
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approvenatored.
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oh my god people are loking at my very funny in the office .. . ROFL !!!
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Post by witty_pseudonym »

oh lordy.
i'm so glad there's no-one else here.
pissing myself.
excellent work chaps. :lol:
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Post by JAMESSSS »

Meet Honce. He's a real joker.

Often you'll be walking round the house and he'll jump out from behind some cushions all like a fucking raptor.

He's not a raptor though.

Oh dear Honce, what a complete crack up.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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YES!!! :D
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W1N!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCKIN LOL!!!
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