Gimme a Break! Sat 7th of May. Lets get nasty!!

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:11 pm

SHIFTY wrote:
Guyno wrote:geeks!
comon guyno i know you got a ewok costume hidden somewhere

I'm just feeling a little left out coz I don't speak geek!!! aaaaaaand everybody knows this is all about ME!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:12 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Ok, so im alone in my liking of Jah Jah.....

Y'all suck

we dont suck as much as jah jah messa thinks

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:13 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Ok, so im alone in my liking of Jah Jah.....

Y'all suck

It's definitely a man thing, introducing Jah Jah to Star Wars is like repainting the Mona Lisa as a Kandy Raver with a cleft palette and webbed feet...

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:15 pm

great_magnet wrote:
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Ok, so im alone in my liking of Jah Jah.....

Y'all suck

It's definitely a man thing, introducing Jah Jah to Star Wars is like repainting the Mona Lisa as a Kandy Raver with a cleft palette and webbed feet...

i got that picture

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:15 pm

Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:
Guyno wrote:geeks!
comon guyno i know you got a ewok costume hidden somewhere
I'm just feeling a little left out coz I don't speak geek!!! aaaaaaand everybody knows this is all about ME!

Well, go hire the first 5 movies, and you'll be sweet.
People who don't like Starwars are like people who don't like dogs - cunts.
And your not a cunt Guynocerus, so hurry up - get educated, then come back and we'll talk about the battle of Hoth.

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:17 pm

Little Evil wrote:
Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote: comon guyno i know you got a ewok costume hidden somewhere
I'm just feeling a little left out coz I don't speak geek!!! aaaaaaand everybody knows this is all about ME!

Well, go hire the first 5 movies, and you'll be sweet.
People who don't like Starwars are like people who don't like dogs - cunts.
And your not a cunt Guynocerus, so hurry up - get educated, then come back and we'll talk about the battle of Hoth.

or just start bagging jah jah with us and everyone will think you know what your on about cause asfar as i know lil miss is the only person who likes that stupid fuck

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:18 pm

Don't forget Leia in her Leather Bikini Evil...

:drool:

Jabba had a hard-on that looked like a Wookie's arm holding a watermelon!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:19 pm

great_magnet wrote:Don't forget Leia in her Leather Bikini Evil...

:drool:

Jabba had a hard-on that looked like a Wookie's arm holding a watermelon!

the way she chokes that spce scum with her own chain, now thats like dominatrix leia

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:19 pm

Little Evil wrote:
Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote: comon guyno i know you got a ewok costume hidden somewhere
I'm just feeling a little left out coz I don't speak geek!!! aaaaaaand everybody knows this is all about ME!

Well, go hire the first 5 movies, and you'll be sweet.
People who don't like Starwars are like people who don't like dogs - cunts.
And your not a cunt Guynocerus, so hurry up - get educated, then come back and we'll talk about the battle of Hoth.

I am a c#nt!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:20 pm

so ya dont like dawgs?

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:20 pm

great_magnet wrote:Don't forget Leia in her Leather Bikini Evil...

:drool:

Jabba had a hard-on that looked like a Wookie's arm holding a watermelon!

He had a wide-on like the mouth of the almighty Sarlac!!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:21 pm

Little Evil wrote:
great_magnet wrote:Don't forget Leia in her Leather Bikini Evil...

:drool:

Jabba had a hard-on that looked like a Wookie's arm holding a watermelon!
He had a wide-on like the mouth of the almighty Sarlac!!

now thats funny

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:23 pm

SHIFTY wrote:so ya dont like dawgs?

Yeah, love dawgs!

Dawg n black bean
Peking Dawgs
Green curry dawg
sweet n sour dawg

Gotta love the dawg!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:28 pm

Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:so ya dont like dawgs?
Yeah, love dawgs!

Dawg n black bean
Peking Dawgs
Green curry dawg
sweet n sour dawg

Gotta love the dawg!

Dont forget everyone fav HOT DAWGS...

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:30 pm

Or 'dawgy style'

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:33 pm

Ok, I'm off.
Got heaps of work in the studio today.
I'll see you A-holes later.

May the Force be up you!!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:39 pm

Little Evil wrote:Ok, I'm off.
Got heaps of work in the studio today.
I'll see you A-holes later.

May the Force be up you!!

good fark off you weird lookin rooster

DC · Post by DC » Wed May 04, 2005 4:47 pm

4:30 till 6:00 AM....!!!! YAY!!! MORNING TRANCE!!!!

Damn you guys talkalottashit....

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:53 pm

Put the crack pipe down and step away from the Draino!!!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:54 pm

DC wrote:4:30 till 6:00 AM....!!!! YAY!!! MORNING TRANCE!!!!

Damn you guys talkalottashit....

morning trance will have my fluffy leg warmers and glo stixs and will shuffle till the wee early hours

*%$#biff punch wack*&%^$

sorry bout that some punk ass little raver hijacked my computer he's gone now and will never bother us again

, once again sorry for the inconvience

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:13 pm

Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:so ya dont like dawgs?
Yeah, love dawgs!

Dawg n black bean
Peking Dawgs
Green curry dawg
sweet n sour dawg

Gotta love the dawg!

'specially Spies Doggs

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:17 pm

Hard breakbeat?

Get excited with a little taste here:

http://www.distortionz.com/Audio/DJ_Mix ... 5-112k.zip

Remember this one Guyno?

Post by **lynt** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:19 pm

Just noticed my mate Filta is playing ... top geeza. Will be showin my support!

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:27 pm

great_magnet wrote:Hard breakbeat?

Get excited with a little taste here:

http://www.distortionz.com/Audio/DJ_Mix ... 5-112k.zip

Remember this one Guyno?

Yes mate. Gave this yet another thorough rinsing only yesterday. Grrrrrrrrrrr

Nice one Lynt

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:45 pm

Guyno: I'm not sure your sig' makes much sense..... but I like it

DC · Post by DC » Wed May 04, 2005 7:00 pm

Aww.....c'mon.....not even a couple of trance tracks...? How about Hard Trance......its still hard. Hard as nailz.....err.....kinda....

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:21 pm

Yeah, yeah, BW Boy.
Trance/Smance!!

Don't even think about it.

DC · Post by DC » Thu May 05, 2005 12:59 am

Imma guy-na make you cry Evil......HAHAHAHAHA......DOOF DOOF DOOF!!!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:22 am

DC wrote:Imma guy-na make you cry Evil......HAHAHAHAHA......DOOF DOOF DOOF!!!

i think this is gonna be funny

i dont think you will need to worry hans get a couple of krazy pills him and he will be twirling a fire stick in one hand glow sticks in the other studded neck collar dummy out his mouth and elmo doll hanging off his fluro Phat pants shuffling his little head off

DC · Post by DC » Thu May 05, 2005 10:06 am

WOOT WOOT WOOT - DOOF DOOF DOOF!!! WEEEEEE.........

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:17 am

SHIFTY wrote:
DC wrote:Imma guy-na make you cry Evil......HAHAHAHAHA......DOOF DOOF DOOF!!!
i think this is gonna be funny

i dont think you will need to worry hans get a couple of krazy pills him and he will be twirling a fire stick in one hand glow sticks in the other studded neck collar dummy out his mouth and elmo doll hanging off his fluro Phat pants shuffling his little head off

Sounds like you and your mum Shiftmeister

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:23 am

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:
DC wrote:Imma guy-na make you cry Evil......HAHAHAHAHA......DOOF DOOF DOOF!!!
i think this is gonna be funny

i dont think you will need to worry hans get a couple of krazy pills him and he will be twirling a fire stick in one hand glow sticks in the other studded neck collar dummy out his mouth and elmo doll hanging off his fluro Phat pants shuffling his little head off
Sounds like you and your mum Shiftmeister

yeah i have to take my mum cause yours is always to off her guts on 3 litres of G to do anything these days, your gonna have to have a chat to her cause she's starting to really get a bad name for herself

but then that would be the blind leading the blind wouldnt it

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:25 am

Shifty - twirling the fire sticks is my job!! I need the attention!!

I will be openeing a glow-stick stand as well, with a sign that says 'Evil's ridiculous showbag items that have somehow been embraced by people who listen to NRG, and are now being sold for $5 a pop - get in quick'

I will be there too, doing the 1996 version of the Melbourne shuffle, in my phat pants, and fuck it, I'm going to wear a visor too, and maybe even put on a fire swallowing exhibition - if you guys are lucky.
A combo of all the best things about dance music.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:27 am

Ha, welcome to thursday

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:29 am

Little Evil wrote:Shifty - twirling the fire sticks is my job!! I need the attention!!

I will be openeing a glow-stick stand as well, with a sign that says 'Evil's ridiculous showbag items that have somehow been embraced by people who listen to NRG, and are now being sold for $5 a pop - get in quick'

I will be there too, doing the 1996 version of the Melbourne shuffle, in my phat pants, and fuck it, I'm going to wear a visor too, and maybe even put on a fire swallowing exhibition - if you guys are lucky.
A combo of all the best things about dance music.

i knew you wouldnt let me down evil this is gonna be one hellova a show

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:29 am

Little Evil wrote:and maybe even put on a fire swallowing exhibition - if you guys are lucky.

What about a tongue swallowing exhibition?

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:31 am

deviant wrote:Guyno: I'm not sure your sig' makes much sense..... but I like it

Kung Fu, episode 376, scene 17.

true story.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:43 am

Guyno wrote:
deviant wrote:Guyno: I'm not sure your sig' makes much sense..... but I like it
Kung Fu, episode 376, scene 17.

true story.

Yes, Guyno is right into 'the way of the flaming anus'

Here's a video he practices too....

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:48 am

Guyno wrote:
Little Evil wrote:and maybe even put on a fire swallowing exhibition - if you guys are lucky.

What about a tongue swallowing exhibition?

we had a party back in benders and some dude decided to neck a bottle of g and then the ambo had to come cause the silly fuck was passed out on the kitchen floor and everyone was worried he was gonna swallow his tounge

lesson if you dont wanna swallow your tounge dont chug a bottle of tape cleaner oops i mean G

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:50 am

Anyway, I'm off, I've got nude kung-fu movies to practice to.
See you guys this arvo!!

REMINDER - GET YOUR DOORLISTS IN FOR GIMME BEFORE 5PM SAT
First in, best dressed. Limited spots available
(I've been swamped with names, it's going to be a big one!!

)

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:52 am

evil dont forget american chopper tonight 7.30pm

DC · Post by DC » Thu May 05, 2005 10:53 am

TWEET TWEET TWEET - SHHHOOOOOOUUUUUU - WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:01 am

DC wrote:TWEET TWEET TWEET - SHHHOOOOOOUUUUUU - WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!

can yall feel the love

now everyone toot your whistles and reach for the lasers

DC · Post by DC » Thu May 05, 2005 11:09 am

LAAAAZZZOOOORRRR.........WHHOOOOAAAA!!!!!!

TWEET TWEET TWEET!!!

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:10 am

SHIFTY wrote:
Guyno wrote:
Little Evil wrote:and maybe even put on a fire swallowing exhibition - if you guys are lucky.

What about a tongue swallowing exhibition?
we had a party back in benders and some dude decided to neck a bottle of g and then the ambo had to come cause the silly fuck was passed out on the kitchen floor and everyone was worried he was gonna swallow his tounge

lesson if you dont wanna swallow your tounge dont chug a bottle of tape cleaner oops i mean G

I saw this dude neck half a bottle of amyl nitrate in the mens at a club once. I said to him "what the fuck are you doing?" he coughed "a mate gave it to him and told him to take a hit!!!"
Fuckin' twat!!! Half way through explaining to him as he is coughing and spattering and turning blue that you are supposed to inhale the shit, not drink it, he starts hurling everywhere. Viscious like!!!!!

Kinda scary coz I thought the dude was dying but fuckloads funny after.

Another true story.

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:23 am

Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:
Guyno wrote: What about a tongue swallowing exhibition?
we had a party back in benders and some dude decided to neck a bottle of g and then the ambo had to come cause the silly fuck was passed out on the kitchen floor and everyone was worried he was gonna swallow his tounge

lesson if you dont wanna swallow your tounge dont chug a bottle of tape cleaner oops i mean G
I saw this dude neck half a bottle of amyl nitrate in the mens at a club once. I said to him "what the fuck are you doing?" he coughed "a mate gave it to him and told him to take a hit!!!"
Fuckin' twat!!! Half way through explaining to him as he is coughing and spattering and turning blue that you are supposed to inhale the shit, not drink it, he starts hurling everywhere. Viscious like!!!!!

Kinda scary coz I thought the dude was dying but fuckloads funny after.

Another true story.

kidz in the clubz what a worry

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:25 pm

ok

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:33 pm

lilstormer wrote:

ok

not all the time right?

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:44 pm

No really they're GREAT

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:05 pm

Guyno wrote:
SHIFTY wrote:
Guyno wrote: What about a tongue swallowing exhibition?
we had a party back in benders and some dude decided to neck a bottle of g and then the ambo had to come cause the silly fuck was passed out on the kitchen floor and everyone was worried he was gonna swallow his tounge

lesson if you dont wanna swallow your tounge dont chug a bottle of tape cleaner oops i mean G
I saw this dude neck half a bottle of amyl nitrate in the mens at a club once. I said to him "what the fuck are you doing?" he coughed "a mate gave it to him and told him to take a hit!!!"
Fuckin' twat!!! Half way through explaining to him as he is coughing and spattering and turning blue that you are supposed to inhale the shit, not drink it, he starts hurling everywhere. Viscious like!!!!!

Kinda scary coz I thought the dude was dying but fuckloads funny after.

Another true story.

I saw a guy 'knuckling' a whole bottle of amyl once.
I said to him "gonna take a while for the glass to disolve aint it mate?"
He said "Yeah, but it's always worth it in the end."

No, really, it really happened.