Your 6 Word Memoir

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:33 pm

http://www.vimeo.com/335019

Legend has it that Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only 6 words. His response?

For sale; baby shoes, never worn.

What would your 6 word memoir be?

To start, though it's not entirely original:

One more bike, one less car.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:35 pm

lynt wrote: One more bike, one less car.

*Puts on hair-splitting twat hat*

More of a statement than a memoir though, innit?

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:36 pm

That's pretty hair splitting.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:38 pm

lynt wrote:That's pretty hair splitting.

Welcome to my world. Even I find myself fucking irritating.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:45 pm

6 words or shut the fuck...

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:47 pm

"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:49 pm

annoyingly positive and idealistic i've heard

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:56 pm

Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"

All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:58 pm

lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"
All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:58 pm

it is what it fucking is

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:59 pm

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"
All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....

Ok, now that's just vandalism of a concept!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:00 pm

lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote: All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....
Ok, now that's just vandalism of a concept!

how dare you say that about my memoir.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"
All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....

Fuckin LOL!!!

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm

Some people just don't get it.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm

sport, music, wife, kids, music, die!

In that order, too...

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:03 pm

Work, food, music, porn and sleep.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:03 pm

So far none of these have been stories though. STOP RAPING ENGLISH OR I'LL CUT YOU!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:04 pm

Lizkins wrote:"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

a 6 word memoir that's only 5 words... wow, that is a dumb blonde paradox

*always remeber, it's no big deal*

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:11 pm

came, saw, ate, shat, failed, dead

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:14 pm

tried but failed, not at all.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:16 pm

deviant wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"blonde but not dumb, paradox"
a 6 word memoir that's only 5 words... wow, that is a dumb blonde paradox

*always remeber, it's no big deal*

only other blondes would have noticed that. ya stupid blonde!

Karlos, look up the dictionary meaning. i DO get it. i just not Hemmingway, i am Lizkins! "the best super hero ever!" haha!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:20 pm

you are not doing much for your cause here Liz

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:21 pm

Six words I asked, dear Lizkins.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:26 pm

lol. total n00b imo tbh teef

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:30 pm

lynt wrote:Six words I asked, dear Lizkins.

"the best ever super hero ever"

better?

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:31 pm

High fives!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:32 pm

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:Six words I asked, dear Lizkins.
"the best ever super hero ever"

better?

WIN!

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:37 pm

Could've done with more booze.

a1studmuffin · Post by **a1studmuffin** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:44 pm

For sale; Casio keytar, never used.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:46 pm

lynt wrote:Could've done with more booze.

could have done with more words

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:58 pm

lynt wrote:Could've done with more booze.

i'm dobbing

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:00 pm

will smoke crack for blow job

L-J · Post by **L-J** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:02 pm

I'm too stupid to do this.

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:04 pm

did it my way, not yours

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:08 pm

can't come up with six words

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:24 pm

looks like 100% phat rave imo

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:27 pm

brain to mouth filter dubious often

doesnt care what you think, mostly

kitty has no need for memoir.

take lots of risks today, kids!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:49 pm

Skulls, snow, sci-fi and sweet sleep.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:50 pm

i can haz moar attenshyun plees

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:16 pm

hang on, is this going on our headstones? if so I want

leave some flowers and fuck off

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:59 pm

Quirkily tripped and got up, repeat.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:02 pm

play some breaks ya farken twat

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:45 pm

the squirrel, adorably cute, fucking annoying

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:46 pm

gold!

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:18 pm

why'd i write it on mbc?

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:22 pm

Should've warned him about the riptides

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:31 pm

Not For Sale; my kicks, worn.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:38 pm

defiant

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:43 pm

Unfortunately, they'd confused memoir with epitaph.

FunkyJ · Post by **FunkyJ** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:50 pm

Live in splendor, died in chaos

Melbourne Beats

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