DREAMS.

spin · Post by **spin** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:35 am

i had a dream i was in some kinda 80's drug deal with russian gangsters, it turned bad and these zombies that could run really fast were attacking us in a disused warehouse, i only just got out, we were putting a whole round into these guys and they were running through walls screaming n shit, like skinny versions of the hulk...
i broke into the security apartment/mansion thing next door, where the people i worked for lived, they guy that was paying for the drugs, im pretty sure i was doing his dirty work. i explained the situation and he asked me to protect his missus, katie holmes... turned out me and katie holes had to hide in a single be, before i could get jiggy with katie the zombies turned up, lots of them, turned out they were on some hybrid form of ice... it was a pretty ugly fight i ended up playing dead. the ice excellerated their life cycles and they all died, then me and katie kissed and held hands...

no shit this just happened in my subconscious.

dodgey holywood dreams kick ass!!!

enak · Post by **enak** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:04 am

Katie Holmes?

Now if it was Uma, well.....

Time to lay off the pingaz methinks.

spin · Post by **spin** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:06 am

i didnt ask for katie the dream delivered her to me... whats wrong with me...

Mysty · Post by **Mysty** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:21 am

katie holmes was in my dream last night too..

now thats f'ing weird. we must have a psychic-katie-connection, spin

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:26 am

ac23 wrote: i kissed her on the deli section bit

isn't that the bit where you put the salami?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:27 am

spin wrote:i had a dream i was in some kinda 80's drug deal with russian gangsters, it turned bad and these zombies that could run really fast were attacking us in a disused warehouse, i only just got out, we were putting a whole round into these guys and they were running through wall screaming n shit, like skinny versions of the hulk...
i broke into the security appartment/manion thing next door, where the people i worked for lived, they guy that was paying for the drugs, im pretty sure i was doing his dirty work. i explained the situation and he asked me to protect his missus, katie holmes... turned out me and katie holes had to hide in a single be, before i could get jiggy with katie the zombies turned up, lots of them, turned out they were on some hybrid form of ice... it was a pretty ugly fight i ended up playing dead. the ice excelerated their life cycles and they all died, then me and katie kissed and held hands...

no shit this just happened in my subconscious.

dodgey holywood dreams kick ass!!!

sick dream. would have been way better tho if you had boned katie whilst the zombies did the whole dance routine to thriller.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:28 am

I was in Katie Holmes' dream last night... talk about weird.

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:32 am

Talkin bout zombies, has anyone seen Zombie Strippers? Fucking lol!! Worst and best movie! Jenna Jameson is so lame!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:34 am

lol i was gonna hire that, looked pretty shit but yanno the title is sick, so credit where credit's due.

put the word strippers into anything tho and it will sound good. Stipper Accountants for example.

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:39 am

Disabled strippers?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:39 am

Jenna Jameson in a movie that isn't pr0n just sounds like shades of Wrongtown 8 to me...

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:40 am

mrj wrote:lput the word strippers into anything tho and it will sound good.

Incontinent Strippers?

Post by **lynt** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:41 am

Last night I dreamt I was at Revolver and Ransom played Bullet Proof (MJ Cole Mix).

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:42 am

There's some kinda soft porn in there. Pretty funny when their skins all manky and falling off and they're still trying to look hot while stripping.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:42 am

Direkt wrote:
mrj wrote:lput the word strippers into anything tho and it will sound good.
Incontinent Strippers?

tag line - piss yourself dancing!!

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:44 am

Amputee strippers?

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:46 am

andy_hoffman wrote:Amputee strippers?

Tagline- Dance til your legs fall off

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:17 am

I know an autistic stripper
Tough gig
How the fuck do ppl remember dreams so vividly? Mine slip away from memory the moment i wake

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:21 am

^usually me too.

And the more I try to remember and recount the dream... the more I forget.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:27 am

http://melbournebeats.com/forum/viewtop ... ird+dreams

Had full on dreams last night, the being chased and old family home style ones where you wake up with a familiar feeling.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:02 am

Dreams are gay. Well mine are anyway.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:08 am

A few nights ago I had a dream that I was running in some sort of cross-country race. We were running up a really steep hill and my legs were killing me. Not a real exciting dream, except I woke up and my thighs & calves REALLY hurt, as if I'd actually been running for hours. Freaked me out a bit

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:13 am

Been having those lately too Glenn, lots of running on the spot and reaching for things I can't get to. I've interpreted that as me "not getting anywhere" in my job hunting etc.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:14 am

whoops, should have moved to the Weird Dream thread, sorry Dave

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:20 am

at potential stripper movies

i saw a few minutes of that zombie stripper movie but the acting was painful, like really painful

By design · Post by **By design** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:21 am

I had a fucked up dream the other night. I was in my flat though the flat was larger and it was daytime I knew it was day time though it was dark outside. I Dark haired lady sat next to me and told me I had to kill though she never spoke, just smile a chilled smirk. Two men walked in suites and started to question me once again without words though I answered the questions of my life. The women prompted me again and I had a gun in my hand and I shot then both in the chest. I went to lie down so I could think of what to do with the bodies, I knew the police where outside. I went through ways of slowing down time and discarding the bodies with acid and secret buriel I looked again at the bodies bleeding on my floor bleeding. Then I woke up and still thought the bodies where there for a moment and I felt true relief when they weren't.

That shit is fucked up it's what I get for quiting weed.

Donk

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:52 am

i have been having really wierd dreams.
quite unsettling really.
like im living the day ahead but its awful.
wheres the indiana jones adventures huh subconscious?

im bored with terrifying reality situtations.

spin · Post by **spin** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:09 pm

Myst wrote:katie holmes was in my dream last night too..
now thats f'ing weird. we must have a psychic-katie-connection, spin

oh my gosh selecta!!!

spin · Post by **spin** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:11 pm

-aroes- wrote:I know an autistic stripper
Tough gig
How the fuck do ppl remember dreams so vividly? Mine slip away from memory the moment i wake

i dont smoke da reefa...

spin · Post by **spin** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:20 pm

also i was flying around the blue mountains last week, all my freinds were there and they woulden't watch me fly, i kept landing and saying check this out... i had to press my hands together like i was praying and i would kind of hover like a had an invisible jet pack, still kinda thought i could do it when i woke... good fun.

eN · Post by eN » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:24 pm

breaksRbest wrote:A few nights ago I had a dream that I was running in some sort of cross-country race. We were running up a really steep hill and my legs were killing me. Not a real exciting dream, except I woke up and my thighs & calves REALLY hurt, as if I'd actually been running for hours. Freaked me out a bit

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

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deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:07 pm

youthful_implants wrote:Dreams are gay. Well mine are anyway.

shabana · Post by **shabana** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:31 pm

Direkt wrote:
mrj wrote:lput the word strippers into anything tho and it will sound good.
Incontinent Strippers?

what about if you were into shit burgers/coprophilia?

shabana · Post by **shabana** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:33 pm

andy_hoffman wrote:Amputee strippers?

what if you like fucking stumps?!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:57 pm

more awful nightmares about teaching....
i never have dreams like this, i think its a sign.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:37 pm

Had a cool one last night...me and Adro were invited to join Barrack and Michelle Obama at an Inaugural dinner of some sort, then ride with them in the limo back to the White House where the kids went to bed and we adults all got changed out of the formals and sat around reading NW and other such stupid magazines before bed. Fully realistic, with Secret Service and everything. Had no fucking idea where it came from or what it means.

He's always reminded me of my Dad, maybe that's it.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:48 pm

in my dream last night i reached out to hold someone's face between both hands, have no idea why or what was happening because i actually really did it to my boy lying next to me and we both woke up freaked out and then fell back to sleep. fricken random

oh and that Jennifer Hudson chick popped up and said she was engaged and then popped up again and said she was married, while i was dreaming about other stuff like crocodiles or something

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:22 pm

I recently dreamt I was racing with someone on a bike, though she was on a regular push bike and for some reason I was on one of those weird recumbent bikes. She won.

I have no idea what to make of it.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:00 pm

Last night I dreamt about being in a jedi competition where I was smashing everyone and then had to go up against Jason Afghan Headspin and he kept vanishing into thin air which I couldn't beat so I walked away.

Its was pretty random, and I woke up unbothered.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:57 am

i've been having some absolute doozies lately.

the other night I:
1) died after being driven off a cliff in Japan by my grandfather.
2) had an affair with Mr. Sheffield.
3) a dude i know was tripping balls wearing animal furr, talking about taking me to Paris and stroking my face like a blind man while telling me how amazing i was.

last night in the few hours of sleep i actually managed:
1) huge was complaining about having to go work at the tennis whilst eating mini iced doughnuts and refusing to share them.
2) GK was trying to design a little mule and agonising over colours. Then we found a slide with perspex walls on both sides of it, awaiting the fitting of pink unicorn and castle stickers. Like, massive stickers. This was part of some dudes revenge plan on his girlfriend.
3) I was a fireman trying to work out a disaster management plan in some crazy building site/obstacle course thing.

have they been spiking the water supply or summink? shit is weeeiiiird.

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:14 am

witty_pseudonym wrote: 1) huge was complaining about having to go work at the tennis whilst eating mini iced doughnuts and refusing to share them.

that has definitely happened, i'm sure

Post by **huge** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:19 am

i was doing that this morning actually. but the donuts were cinnamon and normal sized.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:25 am

Nostradamus tbh.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:16 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:i've been having some absolute doozies lately.
2) GK was trying to design a little mule and agonising over colours. Then we found a slide with perspex walls on both sides of it, awaiting the fitting of pink unicorn and castle stickers. Like, massive stickers. This was part of some dudes revenge plan on his girlfriend.
.

pink unicorns will get that bitch!

whilst i dreamt that me and sizzle were with some other people (of course you must have been one of them tash) in some high rollers room of a skyscraper looking out over a very glittery city that looked kinda like hong kong. dont know what we were discussing, but BIG plans!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:45 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:i've been having some absolute doozies lately.

the other night I:
1) died after being driven off a cliff in Japan by my grandfather.
2) had an affair with Mr. Sheffield.
3) a dude i know was tripping balls wearing animal furr, talking about taking me to Paris and stroking my face like a blind man while telling me how amazing i was.

last night in the few hours of sleep i actually managed:
1) huge was complaining about having to go work at the tennis whilst eating mini iced doughnuts and refusing to share them.
2) GK was trying to design a little mule and agonising over colours. Then we found a slide with perspex walls on both sides of it, awaiting the fitting of pink unicorn and castle stickers. Like, massive stickers. This was part of some dudes revenge plan on his girlfriend.
3) I was a fireman trying to work out a disaster management plan in some crazy building site/obstacle course thing.

have they been spiking the water supply or summink? shit is weeeiiiird.

you been eating cheese before bed? cos that's some serious awesome trippy shit

i had a dream that Riam was off his chops and running around going crazy (i mean like jumping off the walls, doing somersaults and running around in circles) while i was trying to have a conversation with my friends. my best mate Pru goes - how much did he take? I go - the whole bag, he was suppose to give me a bit but accidentally emptied the whole lot into his mouth, and it was like a massive bag, he might be like this for a while. And then we just watch him for a while. It felt really real which was weird.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:11 pm

accidentally the whole bag!

no cheese - asian both nights...in fact MALAYSIAN BOTH NIGHTS! Might try for a third and see what happens.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:14 pm

Malaysian is the new cheese!

thedeadly9 · Post by **thedeadly9** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:42 pm

Lizkins wrote:Malaysian is the new cheese!

Jeex im so happy i reinvigorated this thread..

Classic tales from everyone!!

I woke up a few days ago after dreaming of looking around the house that i could use as a sex toy (aka warmed liver) and got a visit from a friend i've always had a mad hard on for (lets just call her Katie holmes

) who came into my disheveilled mess of a house, started cleaning and then as i suggested i would give her the ol snatch'n'grab for her troubles, woke up at full mast..at like three in the morning. Wasn't much else to do but find a 24hr butcher.

But of my latest and greatest was the night before last, when all was but quiet.. even my mast
I was having the strangest dream about being taken drunk in a bus by a few mates pulling mad endos down treacherous hills..ususally this would scare the shit outta me..but he funniest thing was i woke up giggling my ass off..seriously. (maybe I think i actually was laughing so hard in my dream i woke myself up..not bad for a guy who usually wakes up ready to kill. These times they are a'changin.

I swear they are too good..im never smokin pot again!!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:18 pm

jeebus.

my dream last night was incredibly disturbing.
hedonistic grace jones type huge black tranny (read an article on grace jones yesterday so go figure) was keeping my friends and me imprisoned and forcing us to watch her do really perverse things. blood and guts and anal.
i was in total nightmare feeling and then for some reason woke up and was very relieved it was a dream.

freud? actually - dont freud.

thedeadly9 · Post by **thedeadly9** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:44 pm

Hahaha straight out of "A Serbian Film"