Males prefer females who can cook good & like the same music

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:29 pm

Not rocket science is it?

enak · Post by **enak** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:08 am

autumnleaves · Post by **autumnleaves** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:19 am

can't be that easy.. or maybe I just can't cook..

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:10 am

+1 on all counts
rave or die etc

enak · Post by **enak** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:57 am

autumnleaves wrote:can't be that easy.. or maybe I just can't cook..

Just buy me pie an' burgers. We'll git along just fine.

And dance while you do it, dammit.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:09 am

Forgeting one major quality though...

fleuro pants

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:53 am

obliveus wrote:Forgeting one major quality though...

fleuro pants

pics pls.

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:38 pm

nic wrote:+1 on all counts
rave or die etc

massage or divorce

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:47 pm

Females prefer males who can cook good & like the same music

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:53 pm

well thats the mystery of both sexes unravelled.

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:23 pm

needs moar cohesion with other thread...you forgot the "sex with"

bitch make me dinner while we listen to tearout and f**k

a1studmuffin · Post by **a1studmuffin** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:12 pm

This sex needs more RAVE

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:17 pm

cry me a rave, dave.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:47 pm

Churs, Y.I.

Problem wif XY chromosome freaks sorted. Have all been turned off by my inability to turn oven on.

Booked into adult-educasion 'turning on yr Smeg 101' but discovered not related to oven was eye opening nontheless.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:54 pm

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:04 pm

C.I.A. wrote:Booked into adult-educasion 'turning on yr Smeg 101' but discovered not related to oven was eye opening nontheless.

fucking lol and more

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:42 pm

C.I.A. wrote:Churs, Y.I.

Problem wif XY chromosome freaks sorted. Have all been turned off by my inability to turn oven on.

Booked into adult-educasion 'turning on yr Smeg 101' but discovered not related to oven was eye opening nontheless.

smeg in the eye?

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:49 pm

jap's eye smeg pie FYI

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:01 pm

NOM.

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:24 pm

OM NOM NOM
CUT IT OFF

autumnleaves · Post by **autumnleaves** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:10 pm

enak wrote:
autumnleaves wrote:can't be that easy.. or maybe I just can't cook..
Just buy me pie an' burgers. We'll git along just fine.

And dance while you do it, dammit.

oh wait, I misread the topic. I'm male. Lucky for you, otherwise you probably would have gotten slapped for that one.

enak · Post by **enak** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:18 pm

autumnleaves wrote:
enak wrote:
autumnleaves wrote:can't be that easy.. or maybe I just can't cook..
Just buy me pie an' burgers. We'll git along just fine.

And dance while you do it, dammit.

oh wait, I misread the topic. I'm male. Lucky for you, otherwise you probably would have gotten slapped for that one.

Yeah, misread.

Lucky for you, I'm still interested

autumnleaves · Post by **autumnleaves** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:50 am

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:34 am

OMG what a thread =)
can we add rolling a J to the list?

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:03 am

holding hands

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:12 pm

Females prefer males with big dicks

its not rocket science

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:15 pm

nic wrote:holding hands

bromance.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:40 pm

Lizkins wrote:Females prefer males with big dicks

its not rocket science

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:18 am

^ HA!

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:50 pm

no, its science of the rocket

.... har har

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:54 pm

21 arms floppy ears 40 penis elephant god ganesh
smashes subcontinent boxes

gone to 21 arms brb

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:02 pm

this thread has gone downhill since its hilarious conception I've gotta say.

Kaiproject · Post by **Kaiproject** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:12 pm

youthful_implants wrote:this thread has gone downhill since its hilarious conception I've gotta say.

mustve been up and lively at that moment of conception. has it lost its mojo since?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:23 pm

Kaiproject wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:this thread has gone downhill since its hilarious conception I've gotta say.
mustve been up and lively at that moment of conception. has it lost its mojo since?

well its one thing for me to flippantly mimic other threads loosely based on social anthropology, and quite something else to take it even remotely seriously.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:24 pm

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:38 pm

Anyway did anyone watch Biggest Loser last night, it was tense!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:44 pm

youthful_implants wrote:Anyway did anyone watch Biggest Loser last night, it was tense!

Not a huge fan (see what I did there?!?!!!1!)

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:46 pm

C.I.A. wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:Anyway did anyone watch Biggest Loser last night, it was tense!
Not a huge fan (see what I did there?!?!!!1!)

I wasn't either to begin with, but its just MASSIVELY compelling.

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:41 pm

its good for a laugh watching all those people cry about how they are going to change there lives or how its not there fault for being fat =S

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:22 pm

Fat tits ftw.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:26 pm

Yay Fat Tittys

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:31 pm

Which reminds me... you know that Campbell's Soup add on tellie about "warm tinnies"?

Sounds so much like "warm titties". The biz.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:36 pm

Direkt wrote:Fat tits ftw.

hahaha.

werd.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:38 pm

warm titties.

V nice.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:49 pm

Much better than cold ones

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:54 pm

well.....

there's no such thing as bad titties

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:56 pm

Dead titties?

Titties on a man?

Grandma titties?

Botched fake boob-op titties?

...these are all examples of bad titties IMO.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:02 pm

fair call buddy...

fair call.

Phatman Titties!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:04 pm

The biz.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:05 pm

PS - BOTW email is one of your best ever!