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No pet shops sell squirrels... :cry:
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Some dude in Melbourne MUST own a squirrel farm.
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doubt it. there'd be a danger of them escaping and reproducing and becoming a pest. Introduced species can wreac havoc on the environment so I doubt the government would allow squirrels to be imported now... given that they weren't brought aboard the original settler ships, we now know better than to allow it.

you'd have better luck with a possum but then they're a protected wild species so actually I take that back

why not just get one of those Aibo things? (is that what they were called?)
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ROBOPUPPY... COMMENCING 2 HOUR YAPPING SESSION!
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eskay wrote:doubt it. there'd be a danger of them escaping and reproducing and becoming a pest. Introduced species can wreac havoc on the environment so I doubt the government would allow squirrels to be imported now... given that they weren't brought aboard the original settler ships, we now know better than to allow it.

you'd have better luck with a possum but then they're a protected wild species so actually I take that back

why not just get one of those Aibo things? (is that what they were called?)
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Ani wrote:In the mean time Quick:
http://www.thesquirrelloversclub.com/book2.htm
Thank you, I think I'll join, maybe they can smuggle one in for me...

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The tuff agile Black Squirrel
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You can't fuck with the Black Squirrel. It's the next evolutionary step for squirrel kind.
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Todays gripe... can I have 2?

1. Trams. Sitting backwards on the tram to start. But before that, having to wait half an hour for the right one meaning that my ticket expired. grr. I feel sick :smt078

2. Stupid advertising loading itself onto my computer. :evil:
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Ani wrote:Todays gripe... can I have 2?


2. Stupid advertising loading itself onto my computer. :evil:
Yeah, them porn sites will do that :wink:
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Hardy wrote:
Ani wrote:Todays gripe... can I have 2?


2. Stupid advertising loading itself onto my computer. :evil:
Yeah, them porn sites will do that :wink:
:shock: When you assume....

Unless your the one that's been using my computer when i'm out. Need to finder a better place to hide my room key.... (that or get a curtain...) :? :wink:
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Ani wrote:
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Ani wrote:Todays gripe... can I have 2?


2. Stupid advertising loading itself onto my computer. :evil:
Yeah, them porn sites will do that :wink:
:shock: When you assume....

Unless your the one that's been using my computer when i'm out. Need to finder a better place to hide my room key.... (that or get a curtain...) :? :wink:
dON'T BOTHER, I've had the key cut.
You could at least wave at me when you hear me in the bushes and see my shadow in the night at your window. Have you no manners? :P
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Hardy wrote:
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Hardy wrote: Yeah, them porn sites will do that :wink:
:shock: When you assume....

Unless your the one that's been using my computer when i'm out. Need to finder a better place to hide my room key.... (that or get a curtain...) :? :wink:
dON'T BOTHER, I've had the key cut.
You could at least wave at me when you hear me in the bushes and see my shadow in the night at your window. Have you no manners? :P
I'll invite you in for a coffee next time... and yay! now i don't have to bash my door in next time i forget my key :D
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people who you think are friends but then stoop lower than you would ever have thought possible. I guess it's a blessing in disguise though.. saves me wasting even more of my time/energy on them :?
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eskay wrote:people who you think are friends but then stoop lower than you would ever have thought possible. I guess it's a blessing in disguise though.. saves me wasting even more of my time/energy on them :?
Intriguing.....
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haha I wouldn't even say that - it implies you wanna know the details. And believe me it's not worth your time or energy either ;)
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all good.... we are curious creatures. Sorry it happened though. Sucks when you realise someone's not what they seemed to be.
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While I don't know the circumstances, the same shit has happened to me, and it sucks. Sorry bro.
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cheers. live and learn I guess. I'll know how to spot such people from a mile away now (and keep well away).
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Arrogant bosses that tell you that you fucked up when you didnt and then dont even appologise when you prove them wrong, oh and bosses that think they know everything and dont practice what they preach and bosses that have absolutly no idea bout web design and and i could go on for ever... grrr oh well i get paid so its all good, i can put up with it i guess the boss is allrite. Crap i got to go back to work tomorrow :evil:
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finishing at 12 last night at my part time job. An hour later than i was meant to leave. Then being woken up at 3am this morning, having to get up for full time work at 6.45am and having no milk for my coffee :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil:
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hey! nice gripe! :twisted:
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thanx
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Nice gripe? gripes arn't nice, are they? there not supposed to be i dont think...
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finally coughing up the 100 cigarettes i smoked at NYD .. :(
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the resonance of my house.
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A fucked left knee from NYD no idea what i did to it but its fucking sore! :(
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Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:the resonance of my house.
Sorry.

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ahh you see i did not blame you. ;)

im just being a cunt.
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Poor AO, it wasnt looking too good the next mornig! :shock:
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whats that. the house? it was freaky clean man. there were some people that actually cleaned the place for us! rad.

records however are in quite a state.
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Cool nice peeps! Bummer bout the rekkids... Woo ima gonna go get some rekkids tonight afta work! :)
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so tired!!



must...



sleep


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Hollywood recycling every crap movie idea known to man... where's all the creativity gone??

Example: THE PACIFIER - Vin Diesel stars as a Navy SEAL who is assigned to protect the kids of an assasinated scientist working on vital government secrets. He is suddenly faced with juggling two outrageously incomaptible jobs: fighting the bad guys while keeping house.

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day 4 of 2005 and first kidney infection of year :?
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getting hopes up about moving... then finding out there's no room for me :cry:
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My bank account is taking a real thrashing right now, my GOTD is not being paid enough but then is anyone round here ever paid enough? :?:
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stovequeen wrote:day 4 of 2005 and first kidney infection of year :?
You poor little chicken Fiwi, I too had some Kidney problems, too much dehidration, not enough water. I drink water like, some water drinking machine now, seems to help.

Right now I have stupid tonsilitis.... :evil:
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waking up this morning and my Vespa was stolen from my undercover car park at home....

the bastards must have driven a ute up and lifted it on the back....
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sure its still not parked out front e-55?? :P


thanks fucked up mate. they do it with a van ... roll up, open the side of the van, throw it inside, close the door and roll on

happens more than you think
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I seriously thought the same thing, did I take it to E55, did I leave it at bRb's, did I take it for a spin when I was pissed last night and drop it somewhere and decided to leave it,

took me 15 minutes to finally accept that some motherfucker stole it....

I just don't get how you could make any decent money from stealing/selling a scooter... :?: :?:
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having yer neighbours call up the parking inspectors to dob you in coz yer car is parked backwards in the street... the street is so fuckin narrow you can't turn around & car has no power steering, so i think to myself 'what is the harm in parking on the wrong side of the street?' .... it's not a fuckin clearway or anything, it's not as though i am holding up lanes of traffic or anything... what is the fuckin point of doing that shit? you feel better now that i turned my car around? i bet you were one of those cunts at school who really wanted to be a prefect so you became a snitch & lagged on all of your (soon to be ex-) mates only to find that you didn't become a prefect coz you don't have the respect of yer peers.

$60 fine... if i find out who it was i will attempt to murder their children & possibly grandchildren, just to be sure that they are removed from the genepool... cunts like this deserve to have pet dog set on fire in front of them, fuck it burn the kids as well while you're at it.... just leave the impotent grandfather alive so that he has to go through the indignity of attempting to impregnate some scag just so the family name can continue.

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what was the actual infringement???
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parkin on the wrong side of the street.. ie backwards

but that's not the issue, it's that some cunt actually called the ticket inspectors to report it & requested that they drive out and book me ( the inspector informed me that it was an anonamous tippoff from one of my neighbours)
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I realise that, I just wanted to know if that's what you were actually charged with...

I thought it would be more like you parked X amount of metre's away from the curb...

didn't think they had a no parking backwards law...

obviously you better move or start being a voyeur and spying on all of your neighbours just to get the bastards back....
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i knew it was a rule but didn't think anyone would actually enforce it....

cod liver oil & burley for everyone's door handles i think
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just go around at night and if any of the fuckers have left their windows open piss in their cars....
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Ok ...petty gripe here, but we've all done it...

Burning the top of your mouth with a pizza !!!
damn i hate that!!!
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