Melbourne Beats

Ani wrote:Ugh to having to play nice good girl to parents church friends.
Conversation sample:
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a student"
"Studying?"
"Archaeology"
"Oh that's fantastic. What are you doing for New Years?"
"Um, going to see some Dj's at the Espy in St Kilda"
"oh".

imagine how i go with the conversations with parents friends!
"So what do you do?"
"I work for an events company"
"Oh, that's fantastic, what sort of events"
"We put on dance music parties"
"Oh"

Nice one Friday! I bet that goes down a treat

try explaining to your parents why they cant call you until after 8pm on sundays because you've been out all night dj'ing.

"what time did you finish"
"7am"
"what time did you get home"
"11am"


....

wow i can just hear my mum
"so why did it take you 4 hours to get home"
"I dunno"
"but that doesn't make sense"
"mmm"
"well?"
"mmmm"
"how did you get home?"
"i just did"
"what does that mean?"
"i dunno"
"So what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno"

Ani: you have no idea


gripe: insomnia


is letterman on yet, i always fall asleep come second interview.

yes he is!

laterz.

bill murry! dope!!

lynt wrote:
gripe: insomnia

Gripe: fallin asleep at 6pm and waking at 10pm !!! grrr...

My body clock is totally out of wack this week, but I am embracing it, because I have 3 nightshifts coming up

lynt wrote:bill murry! dope!!

Haha... what's with the beanie, scarf and gloves???

Just copped a massive grilling from the boss cause apparentlly my "phone attitude" isnt up to par...geez i only told the stoopid bitch that "sure i can clean up UR MESS"...

And trust me when my boss yells, hes fuckin scary.

those vodaphone trams with the adds for pic txt's
im not a violent person, but i want to stop on all those people's heads with an ice skate, repeatedly.

esp the girl pretending to have a moustache with her hair

Christmas Shopping!! GRRRRR!
Me: "Can you put that body lotion in a different bag from the rest of my stuff? It may leak" (dodgy lid)
Checkout Chick: "Sure"

Walk away, look in bag, body lotion in with gift bags, cards etc. Idiot check out chick.

boost juice closing at 6pm

Ani wrote:Idiot check out chick.

was she cute...

quick wrote:

Ani wrote:Idiot check out chick.

was she cute...

haha you are doing Road Trip quotes. i think that is a new low hehehe pick the quote.

Gripe - it not being the weekend yet! i am feeling soooo impatient right now.

Mellogs wrote:boost juice closing at 6pm

U know someone tested one of those juices and the ginseng, guaranna and whatever else they put in is all a load of crap....all bout the $$$

Fents wrote:

Mellogs wrote:boost juice closing at 6pm

U know someone tested one of those juices and the ginseng, guaranna and whatever else they put in is all a load of crap....all bout the $$$

What exactly do they put in them when they ask you if you'd like to give your juice a "boost".

TimmyG wrote:

Fents wrote:

Mellogs wrote:boost juice closing at 6pm

U know someone tested one of those juices and the ginseng, guaranna and whatever else they put in is all a load of crap....all bout the $$$

What exactly do they put in them when they ask you if you'd like to give your juice a "boost".

I just go there for the school girls...

dear you,

fuck you for not buying me chocolates for christmas. cuntlipses, every single one of ya. i don't want your namby pamby floral porcelain 3-piece tea-brew kit and i don't want to give you this lovely thick box of pink lady truffles that should be floating in my digestive tract, in all honesty I don't want to give you anything at all [because Christmas is the payday of already insanely rich Fruit of the Loom stockholders and i's po', goddamit] but i heard on the work/family/general social circle grapevine that you got me one and now I have to fucking reciprocate else look like a grinch with a beef against 'the man'. besides, if you really knew me and liked me you'd get me 30 fucking ferrero rochers that i can cram into my mouth all at once, bitch, I don't even mind if they're melty, just as long as they're still in the original packaging, which just goes to show how DECENT and LOW-MAINTENANCE and NON-PRECIOUS i'm being about this whole sorry cocoa-free situation! no no, not those jelly jubes that have gotten all gelatinous looking and moist as they sweat in the plastic and the sugar dusting melts and if i touched them my fingers would shine and taste like glycerine, I want the stuff in the festive looking christmas-shaped boxes! with all the metallic foil! fuck you and your half-arsed commercialism, how the fuck can i take you seriously when you don't even die by the sword and there no lindt balls i can stuff myself with like they're expirin tomorrow. "Thanks for that! You shouldn't have! Wow! WOW! A cut-price Christmas decoration from target with the glitter half come off and such a lovely shade of aquamarine!" fuuuuuuuuuuuck you!

love, trish. happy freakin holidays.

quick wrote:

Ani wrote:Idiot check out chick.

was she cute...

Wouldn't have the slightest idea.

gripe: insomina

lynt wrote:gripe: insomina

it was only 2:27am when you posted...more like 5:10am and you're sufferin'!

still sucks tho.

my gripe: people like elhornet not understanding sarcasm...yeah its ghey humour but you can't let it get through to the keeper.

Gripe: Leaving all of my christmas shopping to be done after work at 7 tonight... and then going to the bank this morning and finding out I haven't been paid. Again.

What can I buy at Safeways for $4. 32?

T I C K A wrote:

TimmyG wrote:

Fents wrote: U know someone tested one of those juices and the ginseng, guaranna and whatever else they put in is all a load of crap....all bout the $$$

What exactly do they put in them when they ask you if you'd like to give your juice a "boost".

there is a list of what is in the 'boosts' on www.boostjuice.com.au. but after reading a recent report on www.choice.com.au about how these powders dont provide any benefits and can actually harm people in some cases, i decided against getting them.

I just like making my own juices and smoothies!


report from choice website:
http://www.choice.com.au/viewArticle.as ... 100008&p=1

gripe: fire alarm 'testing' that has been going for about the last 15 minutes.

i think i'm about to go insane.

maybe the building is actually burning down...


meh

hangover

Amick wrote: my gripe: people like elhornet not understanding sarcasm...yeah its ghey humour but you can't let it get through to the keeper.

Hmmm. I saw that post. I actually thought you were being serious too.

It's not a matter of not understanding sarcasm, it's a matter of sarcasm usually being too subtle to translate to internet message boards.

stovequeen wrote:hangover

makes two of us.!

Fents wrote:

stovequeen wrote:hangover

makes two of us.!

* counts DMC staff .... *

that makes 6 + 2 of us.

Sucks to be you Tash!

My second gripe for today: Calling up head office to see where our pay is, only to be told "oh, thats right, I'll just do it now". Which means it wont be processed until 12 Friday night. The chances of it going through because of weekends/public holidays... slim to none.

When I reply, this isn't fair, our employees need to be paid etc, I am told not to start having an argument with her. First of all, I was calmer than most people would be when they find out theyre not getting paid before christmas, and secondly, what does the stupid bitch expect?.

VERY ANGRY!

^^^^ mate i would of lost it at her...no questions asked...just yell!

Ani wrote:

quick wrote:

Ani wrote:Idiot check out chick.

was she cute...

Wouldn't have the slightest idea.

hehehe nice one Ani

Trust me fents, I am about 2 hours away from giving her a very bloody christmas...

@ Hekuma:

I would rain Hell and brimstone down on that bitch for that. If that happened at my place of employment, she wouldn't leave the building alive.

@ Hardy: elhornet dick rider.

btw that wasn't serious.

Amick wrote:@ Hardy: elhornet dick rider.

Nah, El Horny aint my type. But that Anscenic... PHWOAR!!!!

Hardy wrote:

Amick wrote:@ Hardy: elhornet dick rider.

Nah, El Horny aint my type. But that Anscenic... PHWOAR!!!!

Speed has such nice eyes...

i just received a bleeding heart email from a vege friend asking me to join the plight of another abused species - ok so i dont think its that cool to batter a baby seal to death to make a handbag out of (if i was starving on the other hand the little fucker wouldnt last 1 minute) anyways i get directed to this website..
http://www.fishinghurts.com/feat/fishlives/

anyone else think these cunts are fucking retarded (or maybe im just exceptionally irritable today)- come on... its a fucking fish

You know, fish are sensitive, they have personalities

WTF???
look out rex hunt - theres a carbomb with your name on it. MURDERER!!!
fintin - your next

Fish are useless vermin. The fuckers deserve everything they get.

i call them sea rats or gutter water-dwelling-vertebrates

awwwwwwwww



just look at his hang-dog expression.,..

Find Nemo... AND DESTROY HIM!!!

Hardy wrote:Find Nemo... AND DESTROY HIM!!!

back in ya box boy. nemo is the cutest and he is a fuckin pixel cartoon so he ain't hurtin no one!

oh but apparently he is!! he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish - which in turn has caused rapeage of coral reefs as a Vice article a few months back suggested

sneak wrote:oh but apparently he is!! he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish - which in turn has caused rapeage of coral reefs as a Vice article a few months back suggested

a cartoon fish?

yeah, loads of kids got a nemo for christmas, got over it and they all died.

fucking.

Lizkins wrote:

Hardy wrote:Find Nemo... AND DESTROY HIM!!!

back in ya box boy. nemo is the cutest and he is a fuckin pixel cartoon so he ain't hurtin no one!

NOT TRUE!!!

After Finding Nemo found major box office success, the public demand for Clownfish as pets skyrocketed. The way clownfish (and other exotic fish) are captured, is by using a chemical which temporarily renders the fish unconscious, thus making them easy for divers to bag and return to the surface. However, the chemicals have a largely toxic effect on other plants and many fish, and also kills the rare coral in which the fish are found.

Nemo harmless? I think not! He's a menace.

yes a cartoon fish. much like the fact that watching cartoon rabbits eat each other turns fragile minds to cannabilism... or something.
i direct you to this portion of the quote..

he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish

who wanted to have a lame fish as a pet - all about the puppies, kittens and ponies til nemo came along