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Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:45 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
Fents wrote:
quick wrote:Paris =
I'd hit it....and in 99.99% sure u would too quick unless u have turned gay in the last month or so.
"hit" what?

He's saying he would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:48 pm**

my gripe of the day: freakin school holidays. My Dad's wife's kids are home and playing that stupid idol persons song loud enough for the whole house to hear (and it's a HUGE house). Might have to retailiate with my dnb.....

Grrr to children (over the age of 5, under 5 are just plain cute).

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:49 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:52 pm**

Hardy wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Fents wrote: I'd hit it....and in 99.99% sure u would too quick unless u have turned gay in the last month or so.
"hit" what?
He's saying he would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

nah really? fuck me, had no idea.

i just wanted Fents to explain it. Considering he tells me he is such a gentlemen i thought he could explain it in a gentlemen manner.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:03 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
Hardy wrote:
Lizkins wrote: "hit" what?
He's saying he would like to have sexual intercourse with her.
nah really? fuck me, had no idea.

i just wanted Fents to explain it. Considering he tells me he is such a gentlemen i thought he could explain it in a gentlemen manner.

Liz - It means i'd like to jump her bones...

now thats gentlemanly hahaha...

AO and Quikstixs - for as many BAD PICS of paris u can post i bet i can post 10 good ones to ur 1 bad ones...

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:07 pm**

Fents wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Hardy wrote: He's saying he would like to have sexual intercourse with her.
nah really? fuck me, had no idea.

i just wanted Fents to explain it. Considering he tells me he is such a gentlemen i thought he could explain it in a gentlemen manner.
Liz - It means i'd like to jump her bones... now thats gentlemanly hahaha...

AO and Quikstixs - for as many BAD PICS of paris u can post i bet i can post 10 good ones to ur 1 bad ones...

now that's better Fents

none of this "hit" shit. and Hardy who has "sexual intercourse" these days? Its called fucking ain't it?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:10 pm**

I actually prefer to Hit.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:11 pm**

And for the record, Paris is a minger.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:15 pm**

Is that meant to be one of the good photos or one of the bad photos? i can't tell, she always looks kinda skanky to me. But then again... i'm not a guy

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:18 pm**

Hardy wrote:I actually prefer to Hit.

again - hit what?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:20 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
Hardy wrote:I actually prefer to Hit.
again - hit what?

I'll draw you a diagram tonight at home.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:21 pm**

@ Hardy - spose u wouldnt DO britney or madonna either????

Trippers.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:21 pm**

Hardy wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Hardy wrote:I actually prefer to Hit.
again - hit what?
I'll draw you a diagram tonight at home.

cos a diagram is all you have

now will he get the joke?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:35 pm**

Fents wrote:@ Hardy - spose u wouldnt DO britney or madonna either????

Trippers.

Nah i'd get into them. Shit, i'd hit Paris, but all that shows is how low my standards are.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:56 pm**

Hardy wrote:
Fents wrote:@ Hardy - spose u wouldnt DO britney or madonna either????

Trippers.
Nah i'd get into them. Shit, i'd hit Paris, but all that shows is how low my standards are.

She really is a lovely person once you get to know her

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:58 pm**

Am I the only person translating the Paris comments into a "Why can't I get laid" gripe?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:01 pm**

lynt wrote:Am I the only person translating the Paris comments into a "Why can't I get laid" gripe?

nup!

But Paris don't wanna get laid either: http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 02,00.html

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:04 pm**

Hardy wrote:And for the record, Paris is a minger.

aye we agree on that at least

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:07 pm**

Lizkins wrote:But Paris don't wanna get laid either

reckon she's just paranoid about being videotaped again??

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:08 pm**

hmmm. reckon its more like she's paranoid she hasnt been in the news that much the last few weeks.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:09 pm**

true. what was I thinking

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:10 pm**

the tape was shit, id be embarressed more then paranoid.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:13 pm**

you watched it??

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Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:16 pm**

so we just friends now eskay?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:19 pm**

lynt wrote:so we just friends now eskay?

until you earn some respect points

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:19 pm**

Lizkins wrote: But Paris don't wanna get laid either: http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 02,00.html

hmmm, read the first 3 paragraphs and then look at what she is wearing in the pic. As if she doesn't want it

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:24 pm**

Ani wrote:
Lizkins wrote: But Paris don't wanna get laid either: http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 02,00.html

hmmm, read the first 3 paragraphs and then look at what she is wearing in the pic. As if she doesn't want it

Innit.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:24 pm**

eskay wrote:
lynt wrote:so we just friends now eskay?
until you earn some respect points

so i guess i'll leave the boring details out of it then... mwahhaa..

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:26 pm**

Having said that, there's nothing wrong with wanting to get laid. When did sex become such an evil thing? Just try and have some dignity about it.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:29 pm**

lynt wrote: so i guess i'll leave the boring details out of it then... mwahhaa..

I thought it was all boring details... I mean... it is Paris Hilton we're talking about is it not?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:29 pm**

Ani wrote:
Lizkins wrote: But Paris don't wanna get laid either: http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 02,00.html

hmmm, read the first 3 paragraphs and then look at what she is wearing in the pic. As if she doesn't want it

yeah but the same thing could be said for rape victims cos they wore a short skirt, so they are asking for it. ummm yeah right.

but it does sound like she is attempting to be a Brittney ai. "ooooo look at me all sweet n innocent, when in actual fact i fuck like a rabbit.

hehehe i amuse me.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:30 pm**

Hardy wrote:Having said that, there's nothing wrong with wanting to get laid. When did sex become such an evil thing? Just try and have some dignity about it.

Around about c1656, if memory serves me correctly

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:31 pm**

what, not filming it and making squillionz

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:33 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
Ani wrote:
Lizkins wrote: But Paris don't wanna get laid either: http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 02,00.html

hmmm, read the first 3 paragraphs and then look at what she is wearing in the pic. As if she doesn't want it
yeah but the same thing could be said for rape victims cos they wore a short skirt, so they are asking for it. ummm yeah right.

but it does sound like she is attempting to be a Brittney ai. "ooooo look at me all sweet n innocent, when in actual fact i fuck like a rabbit. hehehe i amuse me.

Noones talking about rape.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:35 pm**

HAHAHAHAH fuk i love starting debates!

BACK ON TOPIC KIDS!! anyone got a good gripe?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:36 pm**

Ani wrote:
Hardy wrote:Having said that, there's nothing wrong with wanting to get laid. When did sex become such an evil thing? Just try and have some dignity about it.
Around about c1656, if memory serves me correctly

Touche.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:36 pm**

Hardy wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Ani wrote: hmmm, read the first 3 paragraphs and then look at what she is wearing in the pic. As if she doesn't want it
yeah but the same thing could be said for rape victims cos they wore a short skirt, so they are asking for it. ummm yeah right.

but it does sound like she is attempting to be a Brittney ai. "ooooo look at me all sweet n innocent, when in actual fact i fuck like a rabbit. hehehe i amuse me.
Noones talking about rape.

i was just making a point. chill out Hardy boy. geez

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:37 pm**

Fents wrote:anyone got a good gripe?

I just got my visa bill

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:37 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
Hardy wrote:
Lizkins wrote: yeah but the same thing could be said for rape victims cos they wore a short skirt, so they are asking for it. ummm yeah right.

but it does sound like she is attempting to be a Brittney ai. "ooooo look at me all sweet n innocent, when in actual fact i fuck like a rabbit. hehehe i amuse me.
Noones talking about rape.
i was just making a point. chill out Hardy boy. geez

no.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:37 pm**

opppsss sorry Fents.

umm Gripe: what gripe do i have? oh i know. Christmas shopping! god i hate it. But thankfully i finished it today. YIPPEE!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:38 pm**

eskay wrote:
Fents wrote:anyone got a good gripe?
I just got my visa bill

I just got my telstra bill. So much for making more $$ over christmas

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:39 pm**

I just paid my telstra billz. cuntz.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:41 pm**

Fents wrote:anyone got a good gripe?

Good call!

How about: Work sucks balls, and I have seriously considered quitting at least 5 times today.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:43 pm**

Hardy wrote:
Fents wrote:anyone got a good gripe?
Good call!

How about: Work sucks balls, and I have seriously considered quitting at least 5 times today.

what you do Hardy?

I've been seriously considering quitting from day 1.

Gripe: people who shop at Miss Shop... why people why??

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:44 pm**

Paris Hilton wannabies?

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:48 pm**

eskay wrote:
Hardy wrote:
Fents wrote:anyone got a good gripe?
Good call!

How about: Work sucks balls, and I have seriously considered quitting at least 5 times today.
what you do Hardy?

I've been seriously considering quitting from day 1.

Gripe: people who shop at Miss Shop... why people why??

I work as a scumbag at AAPT. I've got another job lined up, and this one finishes on Thursday, but I seriously don't know if ill be able to last it.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:49 pm**

lynt wrote:Paris Hilton wannabies?

spot on!

I hate it when they ask me for advice on whether something looks good or not. I'm a terrible liar.

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:49 pm**

Hardy wrote:
eskay wrote:
Hardy wrote: Good call!

How about: Work sucks balls, and I have seriously considered quitting at least 5 times today.
what you do Hardy?

I've been seriously considering quitting from day 1.

Gripe: people who shop at Miss Shop... why people why??
I work as a scumbag at AAPT. I've got another job lined up, and this one finishes on Thursday, but I seriously don't know if ill be able to last it.

hang in there lovey. Just get out the ole' whip and whip your boss. he'll think its christmas

and it'll make you feel better!

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:53 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
Hardy wrote:
eskay wrote: what you do Hardy?

I've been seriously considering quitting from day 1.

Gripe: people who shop at Miss Shop... why people why??
I work as a scumbag at AAPT. I've got another job lined up, and this one finishes on Thursday, but I seriously don't know if ill be able to last it.
hang in there lovey. Just get out the ole' whip and whip your boss. he'll think its christmas and it'll make you feel better!

Hell no! I told you about my boss! He'd consider me whipping him a date.

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