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Now My Son has rise to be The Part of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il will grace Lesser People Under Imperialist Rule !! With His Wisdom!!

All Celebrate Join of Great Democratic People Republic of North Korea with Glad heart !! Imperialist Rule Peoples ask Kim Jong Il how to Be Prosperous and Glorify the Worker.

The DPRK see That 'Agony Aunt' is means of Voicing Concern So Via Superior Computers in Buildings which have Walls and Also Roof Dear Leader Kim Jong Il will be Elder Female Relative in Pain for Allow to express desire to join motherland !!

Please No Mention of food as is Distracting !!

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Pyongyang, June 10 (KCNA) -- The New Zealand-DPRK Society released a statement on May 26 in support of the DPRK's second nuclear test.
The statement referred to the fact that there is no substantial progress in the relations between the DPRK and the U.S. after the emergence of the Obama administration and south Korea and the U.S. have strengthened their military strategy involving a preemptive strike against the DPRK.
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As long as the hostile acts and threats of the U.S. and its followers persist, the DPRK government will not weaken its nuclear deterrent and it is natural for the DPRK to seek a way of bolstering it.
The DPRK clarified its stand that it would pursue dialogue on the principle of reciprocity and fulfill its obligation when the U.S. implements its commitments.
The U.S. should sincerely negotiate with the DPRK for denuclearizing the Korean Peninsula and this process should be accompanied by the work for removing all the nuclear threats to the DPRK.



Also, warm heart of Glorious Worker!! To Serve Under Regime as this !!

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Pyongyang, June 11 (KCNA) -- New posters have been produced by the Workers' Party of Korea Publishing House, the Mansudae Art Studio, the Korean Central Fine Arts Studio and the Fine Arts Studio of the Ministry of Railways to encourage the Korean people in the immediate farming campaign.

Posters "Let All Turn out in Weeding Campaign!" and "Let Us Sincerely Help Farmers with Manpower and Materially through Patriotic Devotion!" depict an agricultural worker all out in the weeding campaign in the wake of the completion of the rice transplantation and the working people rushing to co-op fields, thus making an ideological and artistic representation of the elated enthusiasm of the Korean people to hit the target of grain production this year without fail.

The posters call for bringing about signal innovations and a great leap forward on the agricultural front by mobilizing and concentrating all forces on the campaign to do farm work successfully, holding aloft the torch for effecting a new great revolutionary surge.




Be Glad in Your Heart and Weed, Glorious Worker !!

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I live in close proximity to The Dear Leader - here in Tokyo. Short-range missile distance. Sheesh.

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Reason Eternal President Kim Il Sung Left Stick In Car Revealed !!


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Reason Why He Left Stick in Car

Pyongyang, June 15 (KCNA) -- President Kim Il Sung in his eighties made round of fields on a Sunday in the middle of June, Juche 83 (1994), the last days of his life.

He visited a cooperative farm that day when a strong wind came from the West Sea, raising dust on the field path.

After saluting the President, an official courteously said that he should refrain from walking along the rugged path across fields in the windy weather.

The President said that it didn't matter and he could walk any rugged path for the wellbeing of the people.

Stepping towards fields, he acquainted himself with the estimated maize production per hectare and expressed satisfaction over the fact that the farm raised good crops. He stated that other farms, too, should do farming like this and should produce large amounts of humus to raise good crops for the year. And then he acquainted himself with dry field irrigation.

Time glided along and the sun began to sink in the west. The wind became still stronger.

The officials accompanying him told the President repeatedly that he should turn back as the wind blew hard. But he continued to walk along the field path, noting that only by being exposed to such wind longer could they bring about a rich harvest.

Going round the fields for a long time, he left the farm, leaving the words that he would re-visit it.

But nobody knew that it was the field path along which he walked in the last moments of his life.

After his demise, the people came to know that that day he walked along the field path with his stick left in the car lest the people should worry themselves about him.

Being told about the story, people wailed, walking again and again the field path marked by the footsteps of the President in the last moments of his great life.

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Yesterday News!! Kim Jong Il Goes To Opera and War !! No-one gets off Scot-Free from Dear Leaders Wrath !!


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Kim Jong Il Enjoys Opera "The Dream of the Red Chamber"

Pyongyang, June 14 (KCNA) -- General Secretary Kim Jong Il enjoyed the opera "The Dream of the Red Chamber" at the Hamhung Grand Theatre.

The Phibada Opera Troupe has energetically waged a campaign to recreate the opera "The Dream of the Red Chamber" as required by the new century this year, the "year of DPRK-China friendship," perfecting all elements of representation at a high level and successfully completing its recreation.

After enjoying the opera, Kim Jong Il expressed great satisfaction over the fact that its creators and artistes completed and produced the excellent opera faithfully meeting the requirements of the original work by devoting all their wisdom and enthusiasm and he highly appreciated the successful performance and extended thanks to all the creators and artistes who participated in the recreation of the opera.

Noting that the achievements made by the Phibada Opera Troupe go to prove that it is possible to bring about an exceptional creative upswing when the innovative view of the 21st century is combined with the mode of creation and work-style displayed in the 1970s, he set forth important tasks which would serve as guidelines for steadily developing the literature and arts in the DPRK.



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Lee Myung Bak's Foolish Nuclear War Gambling Assailed

Pyongyang, June 15 (KCNA) -- The Lee Myung Bak group's recent decision to have the U.S. provision of a "nuclear umbrella" stipulated in an official document is, in fact, a thrice-cursed criminal act to introduce more U.S. nukes into south Korea in a bid to turn it into a bigger nuclear arsenal and reduce the land of Korea to nuclear war shambles of the U.S., says Rodong Sinmun Monday in a signed commentary.

South Korea's above-said decision is little short of making the provocation of a nuclear war an established fact, the commentary points out, and goes on:

The Lee group openly advocated the theory of "nuclear weaponization", talking about "nuclear sovereignty" and "access to nuclear weapons". It is the long-cherished wild ambition of the south Korean puppets to provoke a nuclear war against the DPRK.

The Lee group of traitors is, indeed, one of very dangerous warmongers who would not rule out even a nuclear war to exterminate its fellow countrymen.

The group is gravely mistaken if it thinks it can go scot-free after launching the nuclear war gambling against the DPRK. The nuclear deterrent of the DPRK is a means for defending the country but it will never show mercy to those who provoke a nuclear war. The DPRK has means and capability strong enough to beat back the provocateurs at a single stroke and defend the country and socialism. The puppets' nuclear gambling is a foolish self-suicidal act.

Should the U.S. and the south Korean warmongers launch a reckless adventure at last defying the DPRK's warnings, its revolutionary armed forces will resolutely and mercilessly retaliate against the nuclear war maniacs, reducing them to ashes.

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Poster Showing Imperialist Forces As Dog Next To Fast Superior Korean Train So Fast Dog Cannot Mark Territory !! Tremble In Fear At Our Synchronised Marching !!


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Souvenir Picture

Pyongyang, June 8 (KCNA) -- While passing by paddy field in Thaekam-ri at sunset in late February Juche 49 (1960), President Kim Il Sung saw a bevy of girls turning over compost on a field and had his car stopped.

He came up to the heap of compost emitting hot reek and took a fork in his hands to drive it into the heap and turn it over. Deeply pleased, he said the compost was well rotten and he had never seen such rapidly rotten compost anywhere else, though he had been to many places.

Then he asked the girls how and from when they had made it.

One of them answered that they were making such compost after they heard about the teachings given by him at the historic general Party membership meeting of Chongsan-ri. He suggested meeting there again after they raised rich crops by producing a lot of compost.

Overflowing with joy, the girls told him they would wait for him after raising bountiful crops.

After hearing their resolution, the President told an official accompanying him to take a picture. He stood against the background of the heap of compost and called the girls, saying it was significant to have a photo taken with the girls and it would be a wonderful memento.

Seeing them hesitating to stand alongside him in their working clothes, he said the picture would be a memento when they stood before the camera with kerchiefs on their heads and forks in their hands at a work site and had the souvenir picture imbued with affection taken with the farm girls.

Tears of happiness rolled down their cheeks after the glorious souvenir picture was taken with President Kim Il Sung quite unexpectedly.


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Story About Souvenir Picture That Was Not Taken !!


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Souvenir Picture Which Was Not Taken


Pyongyang, May 26 (KCNA) -- The car carrying General Secretary Kim Jong Il was running a sightseeing road of Mt. Kuwol on May 1, Juche 86 (1997).

The road under construction was yet far short of completion. Not minding this, however, he did not take his eyes off a car window as if he was fathoming the troubles of the soldier builders.
He got off the car near the fork of the road in the mid-slope of the mountain and met commanding officers of a unit of the Korean People's Army engaged in the building of the holiday resort of Mt. Kuwol and highly appreciated the painstaking work of the soldier builders. He earnestly told them to spruce up the mountain to provide the people with a better resort of cultural recreation, true to the behest of President Kim Il Sung.

He went round a number of construction sites through the sightseeing road built by soldiers and spread before them a far-reaching blueprint to turn the mountain into a splendid resort of cultural recreation for the people.

The sun of May Day began to sink unnoticed.

Out of the ardent desire to provide him a happy time, if but for a moment, officials earnestly asked him to have a picture taken with them against the background of the picturesque scenery of the mountain.

He smiled a generous smile of understanding and said that was not a good idea when the resort was in the thick of construction and he would come again after the completion of the project and have a souvenir picture taken.

The officials were choked with emotion at his words full of warm love for the toiling soldier builders whom he thought before anyone else.

The story about the souvenir picture which was not taken will go down long to the posterity as a legend of the leader's love for the KPA soldiers along with Mt. Kuwol, a famous mountain of the people.

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Dear Leader Can See Into Future!! US Imperialist Wolves Had Better Back Down In Face Of Such Wisdom !!


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Pyongyang, June 16 (KCNA) -- General Secretary Kim Jong Il summoned hastily an official on a summer day in Juche 56 (1967).


A prolonged drought rare to be seen plagued Korea at that time.

The official felt strained, thinking that he would be given precious instructions related with drought damage.
He took emergency measures to prevent flood damage, saying there was little problem for the country in agriculture regarding drought with its well developed irrigation and it was urgent to prevent possible damage from torrential rains following drought.

Some officials may ask why we should be worried about rains when the sky is blue, he said, adding: But it is woefully wrong to think that way and we should set about a campaign to prevent flood damage without delay.
The official was moved to the depths of his being.

It was a marvelous thing unknown in history to take measures against damage from heavy rains, not measures to tide over drought when a long dry spell hit the country.

A brisk campaign to prevent flood damage got under way all over the country according to his emergency measure.
It rained in torrents across the country in late August that year, augmenting the flow of water through the Taedong and other rivers per second above 10,000 tons each up on that in former floods.

Kim Jong Il is, indeed, a great man with clairvoyant wisdom.

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Food On Display !! Glorious Workers Flock To See What Food Looks Like !!
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Developing Soybean Food



Pyongyang, June 17 (KCNA) -- An exhibition of soybean foodstuffs made with new soybean processing technologies was held in Pyongyang recently.

Exhibited there were scores of kinds of soybean foodstuffs including sweet steamed ground bean bread and nutritive-stuffed bun.

The exhibits, highly nutritious without raw-soybean taste, were recognized as ideal macrobiotic foodstuffs.
In particular new food materials made with soybean attracted the gaze of visitors which are mixed well with vegetables, meat and other food materials.

The Korean people, who have used soybean food from ancient times, are now diversifying dietary life with soybean foodstuffs including bean curd and bean sprouts.
Officials and cooks of public catering establishments and housewives across the country are striving to process soybean food on a scientific basis to suit its developing trend.
The food-processing factories are turning out soy and bean paste, soybean soup, bean flour products and other foodstuffs and the bean-milk and soybean processing factories built in different parts of the country are producing bean-milk for nurseries, kindergartens and primary and secondary schools.



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Mad Choon Rave Held In Democratic People's Republic Of Korea !! Perennial Crowd Favourite "Let's Sing of the Pride of Having the General in High Esteem" Went Off !!



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Dancing Parties of Youth and Students Held


Pyongyang, June 19 (KCNA) -- Dancing parties of youth and students took place in the plazas of the Party Founding Memorial Tower and the Pyongyang Indoor Stadium and other dancing places of Pyongyang on Friday to celebrate the 45th anniversary of General Secretary Kim Jong Il's start of work at the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea.

The venues of the events were pervaded with youth and students' joy of commemorating the historic day Kim Jong Il started leading the WPK.


They turned into seas of cheerful dancers as the song "Confetti of the Best Wishes" reverberated far and wide.


Youth and students enthusiastically danced to the tune of "Let's Sing of the Pride of Having the General in High Esteem" and "It's Guerrilla-Style Work, Appearing in the East and then in the West," etc.


They continued merry dances to the tunes of such pleasant and dynamic songs as "May the Era of the Workers' Party Prosper" and "Oh, the Party, You are Our Joy."


The festive atmosphere picked up when youth and students presented jovial dances to the tunes of songs "The Road I Take as I Had Wished," "Songun Nilliri" and "Hullari."


Similar dancing parties of youth and students took place in Sinuiju, Wonsan, Hamhung and other provincial capitals, cities and county seats on the same day.




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What's really astounding about that propaganda poster is the OUTFITS of the soldiers... WW2 anyone?

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Come See The Rare Sights of Electricity Lights And Facilities Which Will Not Be Inferior To Distant Future Ones !!

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calendar>>June 20. 2009 Juche 98

Beautiful Landscape of Taehongdan County


Pyongyang, June 20 (KCNA) -- Taehongdan County in northeast area of Ryanggang Province has changed its looks into a socialist fairyland.


The county was a remote mountainous area where fire-field peasants and workers of lumber camps lived before the liberation of the country. But today educational, cultural and welfare facilities which will not be inferior to distant future ones and cozy dwelling houses for hundreds of households have been constructed in rows and in peculiar forms.

In accordance with the new change in potato farming modern potato processing bases and pig farms have been built there.
With the construction of the Taehongdan Power Station No. 5 and some others the night view of the county town is bewitchingly beautiful for its street lamp light and electricity decorations.

The parks and places bedecked with colorful electric lights are crowded with young men and women who are taking rest after work.

The sea of potato-flowers at Taehongdan is worthy of seeing. It is called one of the nine sceneries of Songun in the DPRK.



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Film show House dear to soldiers, now all house can be dear to many.

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New Feature Film "My Dear House"

Pyongyang, January 1 (KCNA) -- The April 25 Film Studio of the Korean People's Army produced a feature film "My Dear House."

The film impressively depicts a political commissioner of a KPA sub-unit devoting his all to making the company a house dear to its soldiers.

Through the portrayal of the hero of the film and other commanding officers, the film truthfully shows the real picture of the KPA bringing into full play the unity between the officers and men and the work style of combining military and political affairs in the ranks, united close around Supreme Commander Kim Jong Il on the basis of the revolutionary comradeship and sense of obligation.

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North Korea Invents "Decomposition" To Dispose Of Stuff !! Needs No Electricity !!

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New Waste Matter Disposal Device Introduced





Pyongyang, June 22 (KCNA) -- The Environmental Conservation Institute under the Ministry of Land and Environmental Conservation of the DPRK has recently developed a pathogenic waste matter disposal device.

The device can dispose of pathogenic bacteria-contaminated waste matters from hospital including injector and bandage with abundant home materials in accordance with the actual conditions.

Such waste matters have been buried or burnt in general. The air polluted by acrid smoke has a harmful influence on human body and natural environment.
Scientists completed successfully the device by resolving technological issues such as the method of raising its natural ventilation capacity and the rational selection of filter layer place.

The device with two combustion tubes and an exhaust pipe is profitable for its simple structure and no consumption of electricity.

The device has been introduced into Pyongyang Municipal People's Hospital No. 2 and other units to pay off profusely.

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Superior Great Mental Power Hardly Found In The People Of Any Other Countries !!

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People with Great Mental Power Always Sure to Triumph



Pyongyang, June 22 (KCNA) -- It is because of great mental power hardly found in the people of any other countries that the Korean people are recognized as invincible and heroic people by the world.


The mental power of the Korean people is an expression of their noblest thought and sentiment of absolutely trusting and following the headquarters of the revolution and a manifestation of their strong national self-esteem with which they are advancing into the world with pride and a display of their total dedication to the work for carving out a rosy future.


The article calls on the people to give full play to the tremendous mental power which has been built in the course of Songun and let this year witness great changes, many good signs and landmark turns.




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Aim Sought by U.S. in Its Promise to Provide "Nuclear Umbrella" to S. Korea Disclose






Pyongyang, June 22 (KCNA) -- The United States invited traitor Lee Myung Bak to the White House recently and clarified in a document that it would provide south Korea with "extended nuclear deterrence" including a "nuclear umbrella".

The promise made by the U.S. to provide a "nuclear umbrella" to its "allies" is, in essence, a theory of preemptive nuclear attack.


Lurking behind the U.S. promise to provide a "nuclear umbrella" to south Korea is a criminal scenario to spark a nuclear war on the Korean Peninsula on a legitimate basis.


The U.S. would be well advised to properly approach the DPRK as it has emerged a full-fledged nuclear weapons state.


The U.S. is seriously mistaken if it calculates it can go safe after starting a war on the Korean Peninsula in disregard of the hard reality.


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Revenge-vowing Meeting of Young People Held





Pyongyang, June 23 (KCNA) -- A revenge-vowing meeting of school youth and children was held in Sinchon County, South Hwanghae Province of the DPRK on June 22 on the occasion of "June 25 the day of the struggle against U.S. imperialism."

Reporter and speakers at the meeting recalled that after provoking a war of aggression on the DPRK the U.S. imperialists had massacred people without distinction of age or sex in the most brutal way that would make even beasts blush with shame.


They, on behalf of all the school youth and children, bitterly denounced the U.S. imperialists, sworn enemy of the Korean people, saying that every part of the country, including Sinchon County, is permeated with the Korean people's resentment toward the U.S. imperialists and the departed souls of many people mercilessly killed by the Yankee wolves are still furiously crying out for a thousand-fold revenge upon the Yankees.


More than half a century has passed since the ceasefire of the war, but U.S. imperialism remains unchanged in its aggressive nature, they said, noting that the U.S. imperialists persisting in the hostile policy towards the DPRK cooked up the UNSC's "resolution on sanctions," thus leading the situation of the Korean Peninsula to the brink of war.


They warned that the aggressors would only face merciless punishment as long as there are the invincible revolutionary armed forces guided by Kim Jong Il, the great brilliant commander of Songun, and equipped with strong nuclear deterrent and the school youth and children and people with burning hatred against the enemies.


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Dear Leader Finishes 81st Book !! Soon North Korea Will Have Enough Books To Fill Whole Shelf !! Favorite Story: "Paternal Affection Felt On Medicine Price" !!
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Book "Among the People" (Vol. 81) Off Press




Pyongyang, June 24 (KCNA) -- The Workers' Party of Korea Publishing House brought out Vol. 81 of "Among the People", a collection of reminiscences.

Contained in the book are 18 pieces of reminiscences telling about the undying feats performed by President Kim Il Sung for national prosperity and the people's happiness and his noble popular traits.


Among them are reminiscences "Without expecting any privilege and benefit" and "Paternal affection felt on medicine price", which deal with the fact that the President taught the officials to share the turns and twists with the people and place the interests of the people before anything else and led the work for invariably enforcing the universal free medical care system.


Reminiscences "It is only you that I can depend on" and "Leading the people to do everything by their own efforts" vividly tell about the wise leadership of the President who called on workers in the field of the munitions industry during the grim Fatherland Liberation War and aroused them to the production of shells and guided the Taegye Islet tideland reclamation project.


The book also deals with the facts that the President visited a steel works to teach the Juche-based steel production method, encouraged the young people to perform feats in subduing sea and led the scientists to conduct researches in keeping with the specific conditions of the country and the interests of the people from the Juche-based stand.


Carried in it are reminiscences introducing the great love and noble popular traits of the President who had taken warm care of bereaved families of the revolutionary soldiers who were carried away, always remembering them.




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it is the North Korea's version of Rueters - there updates to the world on what they are telling there peoples. Based in Japan. Very open of them to share...

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Latest Food Unveiled: Potato Rice !! Those Who Taste Boiled Potato Rice Do Not Spare Praise !! Especially At Opportunity To Eat !!


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"Potato Rice" Developed in DPRK


Pyongyang, June 29 (KCNA) -- The DPRK has recently succeeded in processing potato into "rice", which is tasty and nutritious.
The existing "potato rice" had been made by mixing potato with rice. But new one was made only with potato, which is not dissolved in water and very high in whiteness.
Boiled "potato rice" is delicious like boiled rice and nutritive as the potato contains rich vitamins.
With its powder one can cook various dishes such as bread, kkwabaegi (a kind of zeppole) and noodle which have better taste than those made directly from potato and are good to see.
As it is cooked faster than rice, it makes it possible to save fuel.
Those who have tasted boiled "potato rice" do not spare praise.
Now, a project for industrialization of "potato rice" production is going on in Musan County, North Hamgyong Province, a potato growing district in the country.

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its hilarious!! They've certainly got a wicked sense of humour! Brilliant.

Must crack up the little villagers.

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Kim Jong Il Does Things Making Historic Event of Weighty Significance !! Also 5000 Pesants Punish Traitor South Korea For Attempting To Adopt Advanced Agricultire Which Is Traitorous !! Also, We Have Bombs !! We Fire Some Today !!
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Exploits of Kim Jong Il Praised in Britain





Pyongyang, July 2 (KCNA) -- The British Association for the Study of Songun Policy and the British Group for the Study of the Juche Idea issued a joint statement on June 18 to celebrate the 45th anniversary of General Secretary Kim Jong Il's start of work at the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea.

Saying that Kim Jong Il's start of work at the WPK Central Committee was a historic event of weighty significance in developing the Korean revolution to victory, the statement noted that he has performed immortal exploits by wisely leading the political and ideological work and military affairs.


The statement stressed that thanks to his wise leadership, modern revisionism, opportunism and flunkeyism all were frustrated and brilliant victories achieved in all fields of the revolution and construction in the DPRK.





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Wrong Agricultural Policy Rejected in S. Korea





Pyongyang, July 2 (KCNA) -- More than 5,000 peasants under the Federation of Peasants Associations and university students in south Korea held in Seoul on June 29 a rally for checking the conclusion of south Korea-U.S. FTA, frustrating the "advanced agriculture" and punishing the Lee Myung Bak "government."

Speakers at the rally noted that the "government" is hoodwinking the public by creating an impression that any problem will be settled when the south Korea-U.S. FTA is concluded.


They said that the authorities vociferated about the "advanced agriculture," but this is the agriculture-killing policy as it is driving the agriculture of south Korea into world market competition.


They declared that 3.5 million peasants would vigorously turn out in the struggle to frustrate the authorities' scheme for spoiling the agriculture and stamping out democratization and punish the dictatorial regime.



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Firing of Missiles Complete Success !! World Is Now In Awe Of The Awesome Might And Massive Penis Of Kim Jong Il Who Does Not Have An Inferiority Complex, Father Issues, And Is Not Overcompensating !!

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More Meetings Held to Hail Second Successful Nuclear Test





Pyongyang, June 3 (KCNA) -- Meetings took place in cities and counties to hail the second successful nuclear test.

Present there were leading officials of local party and power organs and working people's organizations, servicepersons of the Korean People's Army, working people, youth and students.


Speakers at the meetings said that the above-said success marked an event to be specially recorded in the nation's history as it helped firmly bolster up the national power and defence capability of Songun Korea.


The above-said success once again clearly confirmed the truth that the army and the people of the DPRK are sure to always emerge victorious in the confrontation with imperialism and the U.S. as they are increasing the nuclear deterrent for self-defense in every way, they noted.


They called upon the officials and other working people to open the gate to a thriving nation in 2012, the centenary of birth of President Kim Il Sung, by working steady miracles and feats with the national pride and self-confidence of having demonstrated the tremendous national power.



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Women Can Do Anything




Pyongyang, July 15 (KCNA) -- Kim Jong Suk, an anti-Japanese heroine, visited the house of an anti-Japanese revolutionary fighter in Ranam City (then) in September of Juche 36 (1947).

The fighter's wife, an official of the women's union, was deeply moved by the unexpected visit of the heroine.


Noting that the women should do their bit in the construction of a new society, she said with emphasis that they should work with all devotion for building a state in perfect accord.


Kim Jong Suk, with warm affection of teaching her mere daughter how to start to walk, taught the woman how to work. The instruction deeply excited her.


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New Stamps Issued


Pyongyang, July 15 (KCNA) -- New stamps (a kind of sheetlet and an individual stamp) reflecting monumental edifices of the Songun era have been brought out in the DPRK.

Printed in the sheetlet are stamps showing the newly built E-library of Kim Chaek University of Technology and the reconstructed Taedongmun Cinema, Okryu Restaurant and Chongryu Restaurant with the Tower of Juche Idea and the bank of the Taedong River as the background.


The individual stamp describes the Pyongyang Grand Theatre, a cultural centre, showcasing the excellent architecture of the Korean nation.

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Pyongyang, May 23 (KCNA) -- The DPRK team defeated the Myanmar team 2:0 at the league match of the AFC Women's Asian Cup 2010 held on Saturday. !!


Exciting Development !!

In other news, The South is Calling the North Murderous, North Call for War !!


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It is an intentional and premeditated plot to push the inter-Korean relations to total collapse and ignite a war of aggression against the DPRK in collusion with their U.S. and Japanese masters under the pretext of the ship case.

The ship case was an unprecedented charade crafted by the group of traitors keen on escalating confrontation.
The "investigation into the case" was nothing but a red herring as it was aimed to zealously spread a rumor about the "north's involvement in the case" and thus fan up atmosphere for extreme animosity toward fellow countrymen and confrontation with them among south Koreans of different circles and, at the same time, openly unleash a war of aggression against the DPRK in collusion with foreign forces under the pretext of what it called "security crisis".

A saying goes a club is fit for a mad dog. The army and people of the DPRK will never pardon the group of traitors getting hell-bent on confrontation and war, dare taking issue with fellow countrymen.


We do not know empty talk. !!

The reckless racket of the puppet forces will lead to a dirge of the traitorous clique. !!


Also Exciting Development !!

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More development terrifying rather excitment. Death throws of dieing leader teaching son the leader ways for future of terrifying reign to continue?

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Insider Traitor !! No Doubt from Murderous South !!

Just Because Entire Regime is Dying, Not Just Dear Leader, Does Not Mean All Should Take On Corrupt Bloated Ways of US Imperialist Aggressors and Their Puppets, The South !!

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