Happy BIRTHDAY Fikuss!!!!!!!

[same o]

bappy hirthday

[Mellogs]

HAPPY DAY!!!

[sneak]

oh hey Timmeh! i was doin my intermittent trawl of mb and lo and beholdeth its ya birthday - Hope ya had a great one hunny.
Lots of love from me (and Fred of course!)
(txt him he may have some news - but dont tell him i told you to!! Its not like me to be mysterious but i can say no more about this )

[mecka]

jesus tap dancing christ that picture is hilarious.

[system]

me (and Fred

[sneak]

me (and Fred

Hey bud! Hows biz? Fred sends his love - poor chap's being worked like a child prostitute at the mo (well not exactly like that - thats my job, but he's working just as hard) , but apart from that and the other multitude of things that is crap about this godforsaken country (dont get me wrong we love it too) we is all pretty choice bro - stay tuned there may be an update afoot...


I heard a shit joke the other day which you may appreciate/ heard before... the only other kiwi at my work sent it to me...

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we
don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his
glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the
Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate, we have so
many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the
same ones twice."


Is it wrong to hijack a birthday thread? Timmy wont mind will ya timbo.