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needs moar arguments.

moar divulging of secrets.

moar :donk:

YAAAAWWWNNNNNNNNN
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Yus, verre boring :(

I'm afraid I don't have anything not-boring to report, though. Can has fun city, but curse of teh retzie is still upon me. I was actually excited about going into work yesterday. Tomorrow's trip to Ikea is off the fucken charts.
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:lol:

things are dubious when work is excitement eh retz?

i have no idea what day of the week it is lately.

i think that's a sign of exciting times right?
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i just had a 2.5 hour risk management meeting.
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people are away on holiday or busy at work

more lurkers who said hello need to jump on and chat
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This whole 'three months off work' is a bit shit tbh. Boooooooored.

Also, dunno how to make not-drunken friends in a new city :mystery:
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it has been somewhat helpful to my productivity i must admit.
keep being boring for a couple more weeks plskthx.
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I am bored out of my gourd.
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huge - ohhh RIVETING!!!!! did they mention gaffer tape?

liz - yes to newbies. damn need some new blood around here.

retzie - sperlunking? graffitti? book clubs?

witty - procrasitnation queen!

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Witty, do you or do you not want me to tell you that I noticed those red suede boots on sale today?

Sorry.
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being bored on teh internets is BAD for buying stuffs.

BAD
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huge wrote:i just had a 2.5 hour risk management meeting.
What in the total feck is 'risk management'?

Sick of corporate buzzwords

high tier consultancy
collaborative convergence
aggregate deliverables

I put it to you fine sir, that none of these actually mean anything, and that people should be banned from using them in public life

TBH your cafe is a prime hotbed for this activity :teef: :teef:

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Especially when you are so boooooored because you are not working OR GETTING PAID for three months :x
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I reckon newbies are too scared to post half the time. Look at what happened to the poor girl organising dub-fkn-step or whatever that weird docklands thingy was

REB SUEDE BOOTS ON SALE!!!??!! wait hang on you're not in aus are you I'm going to go cry in a corner now and contemplate how to kill my colleague
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Sociopathic wrote:contemplate how to kill my colleague


:retzielikes:
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aroes wrote:
huge wrote:i just had a 2.5 hour risk management meeting.
What in the total feck is 'risk management'?

Sick of corporate buzzwords

high tier consultancy
collaborative convergence
aggregate deliverables

I put it to you fine sir, that none of these actually mean anything, and that people should be banned from using them in public life

TBH your cafe is a prime hotbed for this activity :teef: :teef:

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:lol:

wtf do those terms mean?

socio - yes but cmon REALLY?! MOST of the newbs are listened to/responded to with tolerance and acceptance. mostly. hahaha. so many of the newbs that post in the 'im new' thread never post anything after!
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Are all gays black, or are all blacks gay?

Discuss.
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Sorry Socio, still in stupid America. I did wear my red suede boots today though :D


Hmm, mebbe I can has some emoticon timez...
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no matter what the answer is...i bet you are eating penis for dinner right hardy?

wait...

i mean peanuts.

yes, peanuts.
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There an I'm new thread? Man sometimes I think I live under a rock OOOO PERFECT I could use my rock to kill my colleague!!! I already know how to dispose of the body thats easy.

I want new boots, I dunno why I don't really know how to wear winter boots but I just love boots.
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Hardy wrote:Are all gays black, or are all blacks gay?

Discuss.
clearly the former is true, and they've been facilitating efficient partnerships for as long as i care to remember
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retzie wrote:Witty, do you or do you not want me to tell you that I noticed those red suede boots on sale today?

Sorry.
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what boots?

show me?

im so fucknig bored i might gouge my eyeballs out just for funs.
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Why must all the good daily deal things be on the other side of the city? Urgh every time I find one I like its no where near me :(

I actually think all blacks are gay. I mean we usually beat them don't we? I tend to bet money on us beating them too :D
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There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??
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killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??
Are they skin tight and is he hot?
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is he grooverider?
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Sociopathic wrote:
killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??
Are they skin tight and is he hot?
one out of two there...and its got nothing to do with temp (dammit where's the vomit emoticon!)
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killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He doesn't ride a motorcycle.

We work is a corporate environment, is leather now acceptable office attire??
what is with the sudden acceptability of double denim and now double leather

time and a place people!

:lol:

yes - is he hot?
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ghetto kitty wrote: im so fucknig bored i might gouge my eyeballs out just for funs.
hahahaha

I already had hooked my thumbs into mine wen I red this.
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huge wrote:is he grooverider?
fucking epic lol

/mental image of him in a singlet and crochet beanie circa 2002ish
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huge wrote:is he grooverider?
:lol:
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aroes wrote:
huge wrote:is he grooverider?
fucking epic lol

/mental image of him in a singlet and crochet beanie circa 2002ish

i thought the amerian flag pants were the best
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theres a better one when he played at that horrible asain club in Sth Melb one year, cant even remember the club name...its where that dude got chased and hacked up with a machette
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I'm bored too.....

MB has been blocked from my work... the silly duffers didn't block the whole domain though huhuh... google reader ftw

risk management... lol
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lol i just caused a shitstorm on Fb

way more fun than causing one here cos i get to delete the people that piss me off with their dumb statements.
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killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.
He's obviously gay, but is he black? May help answer earlier conundrum.
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He's not gay, he's not black, but he's definitely pink (I do believe that's a medical condition however!)

And, if he was Groove, there's no way I'd be typing about him on melbourneboring.com :smt005

I will post a wardrobe update tomoz...
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killeye wrote:He's not gay, he's not black, but he's definitely pink (I do believe that's a medical condition however!)

And, if he was Groove, there's no way I'd be typing about him on melbourneboring.com :smt005

I will post a wardrobe update tomoz...
If he's wearing leather pants, he's either gay or in Def Leppard. Are you a roadie for Def Lappard?

He's a gay then.
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ghetto kitty wrote::lol:

things are dubious when work is excitement...
i think that's a sign of exciting times right?
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Fents wrote:Image

theres a better one when he played at that horrible asain club in Sth Melb one year, cant even remember the club name...its where that dude got chased and hacked up with a machette
Salt? good gig... Atom1 played a sick set!
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Fents wrote:theres a better one when he played at that horrible asain club in Sth Melb one year, cant even remember the club name...its where that dude got chased and hacked up with a machette
That'd be Salt. Had my first date with Marvs at that gig.
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funny... that gig was where i first met Keith and JC and a few others... was not long after i moved to melbs...
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yep thats the one. they removed all the cold water taps from the dunnys too and we were so fucked it wasnt funny, noz snuck round the bar and stole a beer jug filled with ice cubes.
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Fents wrote:yep thats the one. they removed all the cold water taps from the dunnys too and we were so fucked it wasnt funny,
Yep... and yep.
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i was dancing on the chairs at that gig and got busted by a lawyer i worked with, but then...they were there too! haha

note - i was dancing on the chairs/tables cos the floor was littered with water bottles
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Fents wrote:yep thats the one. they removed all the cold water taps from the dunnys too and we were so fucked it wasnt funny, noz snuck round the bar and stole a beer jug filled with ice cubes.
that was one of my first dnb gigs in melbourne ever.

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Lizkins wrote: note - i was dancing on the chairs/tables cos the floor was littered with water bottles
That doesn't really explain why you were topless though.
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