Made up word(s) and meaning thread

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Singhilarity - infinitely dense humour

Karablokey - singing aussie rock songs loudly and completley off key in front of groups strangers and close friends
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Carpe BPM - Seize the Beat
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Here she is!
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Sweet action!

that's not one, but I 'll think of one in a minute
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retrospecognize
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"exactomondo"... not very flash

"etooooooohhhh"... replaces "um"

"nnnnnnnnnnyhhh"
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Lactomangulation - the art of manhandling the 'open here' spout on your milk carton so badly, that you have to resort to using the 'illegal' side

Aquadextrous - the ability to turn on and off the taps of your bathtub with your toes

Disconfect - to sterilise a lolly that's fallen on the floor by blowing on it, hoping this will remove all germs before consuming
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gold girl! hehe. Aquadexterous can also be known as the art of pedofaucetry.
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Elecelleration - the hope that the elevator will get you there faster if your press your floor button over and over again
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Unwords - made up words that don't exist, but perhaps should.

"Whoever thought of this unword thread is a genius"
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Abdicake - to give up your last piece of cake to someone else
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Leverarche

Flamboyant document management system
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Youthemism - any story or fable told to children to explain something they're too young to understand

Child: Mum, why do we give chocolate eggs to each other at Easter?

Mother: That's the story of Jesus
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postubreak

Losing your train of thought whilst trying to put forward an idea at a section meeting :oops:
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Oldie but a goodie

Elbonics - The physical altercations that ensue when both parties at the movie theatre try using the same arm rest
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pavalovian response - use of operant conditiong to get grown up children to visit home occasionally by promising cake
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Fanta®cise

What happens when your 3-year relationship with the office vending machine that only dispenses Coke becomes a little dull…
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decrapitated

I cross between: Decrepit, Crap and maybe Decapitated

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Slunt...

An excellent term of affection for a friend when really wasted...

Eg. "You farking slunt"
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The Mixtress wrote:Child: Mum, why do we give chocolate eggs to each other at Easter?

Mother: That's the story of Jesus
:lol:

That and goldfish leaving lincoln logs in your sock drawer
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Slunting - Slut Hunting
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Dave_wratH wrote:Slunting - Slut Hunting
Does that make me a Slunter?



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Barbitutate

To be extremely lazy
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vegaquarian - vegetarians who still eat fish
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TIT FACED


messy :roll:
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catastroppic

really really grumpy

(actually that's really dumb) :oops:
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witty_pseudonym wrote:catastroppic
:smt023 :lol:
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aspekt wrote:vegaquarian - vegetarians who still eat fish
nice one
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Bravacado

Trying to pretend everything is ok when you mistake wasabi for guacamole.

WasOWbi

When bravacado fails.
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cigaretiquette
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Capitchulate

Being forced to play faster tracks because your audience is completely dialled.
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deviant wrote:cigaretiquette
fukkin BRILLIANT word dan, wheres the definition though matey.
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tornography - when magazines are destoyed by a non-approving person.

pour-gasm - drunken sex with no climax - pronounced as poorgasm

coburger with lies - response from lost taxi driver who claims to know the way
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kerfuffle = mistake.... "bit of a kerfuffle there."

brew-ha-ha = fistfight where lots of alchohol involved.... "on the weekend there was a brew-ha-ha"

Johnny Hoppers = Policeman.... (related saying: "when johnny hops, the fun stops.")
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to chasteyes

reprimand one’s partner for perving via swift ocular jab.
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BITCH-RANT!


"You fkn BITCH RANT!!!!"

= RANTING BITCH!

>> Just goes on and on and on....etc
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Yeah I'm sure everyone knows this one

"SCRUT"

= scruba slut
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mrj wrote:
deviant wrote:cigaretiquette
fukkin BRILLIANT word dan, wheres the definition though matey.
self explainatory I thought, but I will oblige

The etiquette surrounding the smoking of cigarettes.
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Lexicone

Shit-talking when ripped.


Jettistone

To successfully kick a weed habit
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elysium wrote:Lexicone

Shit-talking when ripped.


Jettistone

To successfully kick a weed habit
LOL Lexicone and Jettistone.
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Redickulous - when penile enhancement surgery goes horribly wrong
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mrj wrote:Carpe BPM - Seize the Beat
:lol: :lol: :lol: Gold Star for you MrJ!!!
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elysium wrote:Bravacado

Trying to pretend everything is ok when you mistake wasabi for guacamole.

WasOWbi

When bravacado fails.
These are my favourites.

Brilliant.
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thought these were relevent.

See below for new catch phrases for 2006


>A few phrases you will need to know for the year ahead, some new ones, some old ones worth reviewing.
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>TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
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>BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
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>SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
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>ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
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>SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
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>PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
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>SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
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>SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
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>404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
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>OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')
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>GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
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>AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
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>AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
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>BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.
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>BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
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>BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to thetoilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
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>GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
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>JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
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>MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
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>MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
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>MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
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>MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
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>NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
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>PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbor" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)
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>PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks
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>TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
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T MONEY wrote:JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
isn't there someone on this board with that name? :lol:
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how unfortunate for him....
When i was young, i had a bad uncle.....
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how unfortunate for him....
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T MONEY wrote:thought these were relevent.

See below for new catch phrases for 2006


>GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
CLASSIC :smt043
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Duncing - dancing like an idiot.
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stovequeen wrote:Mal-Fuck-tion
Um Fi, is there something you're trying to tell me??

yeah, yeah?? :smt110
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