Melbourne Beats

concentricity: The tendancy to be concentric

Twankunt: Someone who displays tendancies of not only being a Twat and a Wanker, but also a Cunt.

AC23_steve wrote:Aswell : It's a word.

:script:

craptacular. simpsons-invented word for something horribly bad

there is a woman at work who claims that her daughter and her fiance are "bersotified" with each other.
she also has a tendency to apostrophise (the act of applying apostrophes to) every "s" on the thousands of signs she creates such as "read email's".

A Quindrance: A slight movement in the distance

I have used this word in conversations and peeps have believed it

aspekt wrote:there is a woman at work who claims that her daughter and her fiance are "bersotified" with each other.
she also has a tendency to apostrophise (the act of applying apostrophes to) every "s" on the thousands of signs she creates such as "read email's".

I don't think I could cope with that. Over days, months, and maybe even years, I would let it go. But there would undoubtedly come a point where I would get up out of my seat, walk over to her desk, and smash her face inside out with her keyboard.

Logisize - When you find YOUR logical reason to justify doing something that you probably shouldnt have done.

There is ALWAYS a reason for why you needed 20 new records or your 10th pair or jeans...

Cankles - when the calf and the ankle merge into one, often seen with support stockings and sandals.

ricockulous: re-cok-ewe-loss ADJ. Above and beyond ridiculous, even more preposterous, far fetched.

yoda - hi

nutuah - microphone

mario - cow


(my sister and i made up a secret language with handsigns when we were kids so that we could bitch about our stepmother infront of her..)

Sarchasm -
the gulf between your witty comment and the intelligence of the person next to you who has failed to understand it

Socrapes -
A person who writes philosophical statements on the walls of public toliet cubicles

Intaxication -
the brief feeling of joy you get when you see how much money you are getting back on you tax return, which fades when you remember that it was your money to begin with

Karmageddon-
Dude, this is like, when the whole world just totally explodes, and its like, a major bummer dude.

Sarchasm -
the gulf between your witty comment and the intelligence of the person next to you who has failed to understand it

GOLD! morning mrJ

Dave_wratH wrote:concentricity: The tendancy to be concentric

dude, that word is in the freakin dictionary. u freakin goofball. go on look it up... i friggin dare ya.

Cuntox - dim-wit slapper

Arex wrote:

Sarchasm -
the gulf between your witty comment and the intelligence of the person next to you who has failed to understand it

GOLD! morning mrJ

morning Arex, good to see you rolling on your head laughing this morning my good chum!

mrj wrote:

Arex wrote:

Sarchasm -
the gulf between your witty comment and the intelligence of the person next to you who has failed to understand it

GOLD! morning mrJ

morning Arex, good to see you rolling on your head laughing this morning my good chum!

thanks, top "o" the morning to you too, "sarchasm" it's funny because it's true.

Arex wrote:

Sarchasm -
the gulf between your witty comment and the intelligence of the person next to you who has failed to understand it

GOLD! morning mrJ

haha faaaaaaantastic!

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purposes of getting laid

Girafitti: Street art located very very high up

Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole

Chillaxed: Being both chilled and relaxed at the same time

Reintarnation: when you come back to life as a hillbilly

Stomuch - a big fat belly

Groovement - Tapping of feet and bopping of heads that occurs whenever a funky tune is played

Galking - Trying to gurn and talk at the same time, and ending up with a serious of unintelligible sounds and the pity of most people in the room - see also 'Great Magnet'

Babelow - The red carpet ceremony that takes place on footys "night of nights" where our favourite sporting sons parade their wives, girlfriends, and some slappers they met at billboards on a thursday around like pieces of meat.

Spring Gurnival - cmon, who's there to see the horses...really!

Marrygance - the bullshit attitude of smug yuppie couples who think just because they had an outdated ceremony and signed a piece of paper that suddenly they are better than you, like they've reached a higher plane of existence or something.

Sprankton, a noun, a disease you get from chewing too much.

http://www.sickanimation.com/sprankton.html

Sturggling - when you are REALLY struggling

Disk Jokey - a laughable DJ, see also - DJ Dozer

Drum & Boss - listening to D&B at work, or whilst wearing a fine suit

Bricks - Breakbeat made from House elements

great_magnet wrote:Cankles - when the calf and the ankle merge into one, often seen with support stockings and sandals.

Yeps, i also like fankles and farms - fat ankles and fat arms!!

j-hole - the feeling you get after talking to mrj for for than half an hour that is not unlike that which is experienced when taking large amounts of ketamine, ie "I'm totally in the j-hole, I wish he would shut up".

mrj wrote:j-hole - the feeling you get after talking to mrj for for than half an hour that is not unlike that which is experienced when taking large amounts of ketamine, ie "I'm totally in the j-hole, I wish he would shut up".

Kinda like the experience of the D + B guys that night we landed on them at Black Cat..

A nice quiet civilised evening completely turned on its ear.

mrj- don't worry about ever running out of words- we've got so much material between us!

a la fankle: gunt. a gut that protrudes below a person's beltline.

valuetime wrote:a la fankle: gunt. a gut that protrudes below a person's beltline.

gold

dustified - When georgia steps up to teh decks and slays the dancefloor!

booner - cigarrette

Deja-moo - see sig

deja-cue - the feeling that you have already played this track tonight, but cant remember when

Squirrelitis - The desease of thinking you're a squirrel...

mrj wrote:deja-cue - the feeling that you have already played this track tonight, but cant remember when

happened to me many times on Friday night.

@ fents - you're such a cutie

munticated - a difficuilt or complicated task made harder by chemical and sleep dep.

mrj wrote:deja-cue - the feeling that you have already played this track tonight, but cant remember when

classic.

Boneis Eruptus - a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body

Cromulent - fine, acceptable.

origianlly appeared in the simpsons when schoolteacher Edna Krabappel hears the Springfield town motto, "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man," she comments she's never heard of the word embiggens before moving to Springfield. Miss Hoover, another teacher, replies, "It's a perfectly cromulent word".

Embiggen - can be interpreted to mean "to improve and make nobler," or possibly simply "to make bigger."

Mal-Fuck-tion

Self explanitory really

mrj, they're all fuckin GOLD!

stovequeen wrote:Mal-Fuck-tion

Self explanitory really

nice one Fi.. we like it

have had a few of them in recent months myself..

gnat wrote:

stovequeen wrote:Mal-Fuck-tion

Self explanitory really

nice one Fi.. we like it

have had a few of them in recent months myself..

A few my mates often use...

ish - slightly; almost; not quite; sort of; in part; perhaps
"do you like salad?" "hmmmm.. 'ish"
"if you where homosexual, would you like to be a pirate?" "is the captain cute?" "'ish"

Slunt - slut/cunt combo
"fuck off you slunt-whore"

Skunty - describing sometihng as sub standard, or unwanted.
"the dog shat on my face, it was a bit skunty"
- Also a friendly greeting.
"g'day little skunty"

"scronus"

the space between your ballsac and your arsehole (men only)

Confusionism - the practice of confusing people by interjecting with ancient philosopical theories that bear little to no relevance to the current conversation.

flippo wrote:Slunt - slut/cunt combo
"fuck off you slunt-whore"

I say that too ! Love it!

McMansion - A shoddily built gigantic homes in the outer outer suburbs - ie Delfin homes in Caroline Springs