The bloke thread
The bloke thread
I evened up my sideburns today and man, I hate shaving.
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Re: The bloke thread
I'm going to shave tomorrow. I will miss my beardy beard type thing. I look rather young without it i reckon.lynt wrote:I evened up my sideburns today and man, I hate shaving.
Also hate shaving. Ive had my Mach 3 for about 5 years and its rad tho.
it's the most beautiful ugly sound in the world
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Little Evil
Very 'blokey' of you 
Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?
I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.
Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..
ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this
Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?
I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.
Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..
ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
Re: The bloke thread
Yeah they rock! What shits me though is it costs 12 bucks to buy one with 2 razors, yet it costs close to $20 to buy 5 replacements! Bastards! I always get asked for ID too when I've just shaved (not that that's a bad thing!)pitch helix wrote:I'm going to shave tomorrow. I will miss my beardy beard type thing. I look rather young without it i reckon.lynt wrote:I evened up my sideburns today and man, I hate shaving.
Also hate shaving. Ive had my Mach 3 for about 5 years and its rad tho.
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Ok, fess up - who shaves their balls?
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ooooh talk about being pipped at the post!gnat wrote:Very 'blokey' of you
Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?
I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.
Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..
ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this
I hate shaving, I hate ties, I don't even wear them to job interviews, I hate "guys" that wear colourful flip flops with jeans, I hate the word "metrosexual", I hate chick flicks! I love things that amuse and excite me, these things include: women (not girls) music, sport, alcohol and mates, not all in that order and sometimes all in the one place.
I love freckles on women, I also love breasts in all shapes and sizes, I love confidence, not arrogance, I love sleeping in, I love not having to over communicate when with other guys, I love swearing, I love being a slob sometimes, I love pissing with the seat up, I love farting in front of others and getting a laugh, or even better a competition starts up, I love wearing sports jerseys as a part of my wardrobe, I love not having to shave my legs or pits, but all the ladies have to because I hate hairy women, and don't forget those top lips ladies, you know what I mean. I love movies with clint eastwood, I love not having a wardrobe dilemna, I love only being able to do one thing at a time, I love being able to reverse park, I love being able to drive full stop, I love not having periods, cramps or anything to do with Oestrogen, I love being a hunter gatherer and not a nest minder. I love being a man! Top thread! Big ups to men!
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
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lol, i gotta admit i shave my balls, not with a razor though.
the most fiendish birthday present i ever got was a crack n sack wax.
that summer i ruled the beach in my g string.
in all seriousness though, its actually fucking cool, id go back if it wasnt prohibitively expensive.
the most fiendish birthday present i ever got was a crack n sack wax.
that summer i ruled the beach in my g string.
in all seriousness though, its actually fucking cool, id go back if it wasnt prohibitively expensive.
sneaky flow like cash flow
on the first of the month
for broke cats that's thirst for the blunt
on the first of the month
for broke cats that's thirst for the blunt
Arex wrote:ooooh talk about being pipped at the post!gnat wrote:Very 'blokey' of you
Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?
I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.
Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..
ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this
I hate shaving, I hate ties, I don't even wear them to job interviews, I hate "guys" that wear colourful flip flops with jeans, I hate the word "metrosexual", I hate chick flicks! I love things that amuse and excite me, these things include: women (not girls) music, sport, alcohol and mates, not all in that order and sometimes all in the one place.
I love freckles on women, I also love breasts in all shapes and sizes, I love confidence, not arrogance, I love sleeping in, I love not having to over communicate when with other guys, I love swearing, I love being a slob sometimes, I love pissing with the seat up, I love farting in front of others and getting a laugh, or even better a competition starts up, I love wearing sports jerseys as a part of my wardrobe, I love not having to shave my legs or pits, but all the ladies have to because I hate hairy women, and don't forget those top lips ladies, you know what I mean. I love movies with clint eastwood, I love not having a wardrobe dilemna, I love only being able to do one thing at a time, I love being able to reverse park, I love being able to drive full stop, I love not having periods, cramps or anything to do with Oestrogen, I love being a hunter gatherer and not a nest minder. I love being a man! Top thread! Big ups to men!
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jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!gnat wrote:jbs wrote:Ten bucks please.gnat wrote: ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post thisHe won't be far away
::blokey::
talk of strippers and all that
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
what i dont get is that the razor refills for the Venus pink vibrating one cost $2 more than the ordinary Venus razor. what a crock!flippo wrote:step 1 - market a razor for men with fangled new shit
step 2 - make a pink version, with an add with chicks running around in their nickers
step 3 - charge 5 dollars more for the pink one
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Whatever... you're paranoid my stripper seeking little friendArex wrote:jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!gnat wrote:jbs wrote: Ten bucks please.
::blokey::
talk of strippers and all that
Go and skull some beer and get rowdy, nut scratch or whatever
to you and lyntos too for being rude. finger to you drew goes without saying..could not for your dumb little thread anyways
lameness
/waits for aftermath
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I have to shave every day
not for too much longer!
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MOVEMBER
anyone who wants to register for the BIGGEST BLOKE's charity in Australia
visit here
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Rego day is this Sunday @ The Windsor Castle & Yeltza.
I'm playing Yeltza 3 - 6 on Sunday afternoon if anyone wants to come and join me in beer drinking moustache festivities!
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Little Evil
That's cool, us blokes understand your disabilities - things like tits, menstrual cramps, rapid mood swings, and total irrationality during arguments that start over things like 'wash the dishes bitch'.gnat wrote:Whatever... you're paranoid my stripper seeking little friendArex wrote:jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!gnat wrote:
::blokey::
talk of strippers and all that
Go and skull some beer and get rowdy, nut scratch or whatever
could not for your dumb little thread anyways
lameness
/waits for aftermath
Hey, if you want to get shirty because us blokes have a thread - start a girls only thread - We'll keep right out.
But for now fella's, lets talk about shaving, wanking, footy, tits, and beating eachother up.
I may even start a sub-thread about 'builders smiles' and blue singlets.
Fair Dinkum.
(Just takin the piss Nat - you know I luvs ya!)
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Not sure where all this stripper business came from? And yes I've gone to strippers and hookers and I might do it again, but it's sight better than manpower, urrgh.gnat wrote:Whatever... you're paranoid my stripper seeking little friendArex wrote:jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!gnat wrote:
::blokey::
talk of strippers and all that
Go and skull some beer and get rowdy, nut scratch or whatever
could not for your dumb little thread anyways
lameness
/waits for aftermath
Skol beer, not skull, meh.
And I love the fact that it's totally acceptable for me to scratch my nuts with glee, but if a woman scratches that region, well my dear it's off to the clinic for you!
Chicks look ridiculous flipping the bird, I laugh all the time and this is another one of those occasions, women flipping the bird, it's soooo cute. How can I stay mad at you?
So why don't you run along and play, this is mens business here.
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
you got to get down to 6links on Tuesday, we had swedish chicks kissing all over the place. $2 pots too.Little Evil wrote:I'm a sucker for real blondes and chicks with Swedish accents - they make me melt.
On another note, I like to laugh at guys who try to grow out some stubble but end up with bumfluff messyness. hahaha (in deep laugh).
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Little Evil
I'm there. I'm recently single, and Swedish chix rock my world. Maybe it's because they have absolutely no qualms about getting naked? Who knows?DBoy wrote:you got to get down to 6links on Tuesday, we had swedish chicks kissing all over the place. $2 pots too.Little Evil wrote:I'm a sucker for real blondes and chicks with Swedish accents - they make me melt.
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