Melbourne Beats

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:47 pm

Fents wrote:Hahah did anyone watch the double NCIS last night? fuck me....they had this dead body in a mourge and it was a Herion drug runner, so the main man made a doctor cut the body open to retrive the Herion. This dead blokes sister was watching the whole thing and she was a junkie wanting a fix. This doctor cut the H out but spilled it everywhere. Next thing you know this dead guys sister is smorting lines of herion out of her dead brothers intestines! pretty full on.

yes, full on.
NCIS is the only cop show I like, apart from Rush, yay melbourne.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:50 pm

calstro wrote:
Fents wrote:smorting lines of herion out of her dead brothers intestines!
IMO...the only way to do it.

You haven't done lines until you've done them out of intestines!

especially your own dead sibling's

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:11 pm

Fents wrote:Hahah did anyone watch the double NCIS last night? fuck me....they had this dead body in a mourge and it was a Herion drug runner, so the main man made a doctor cut the body open to retrive the Herion. This dead blokes sister was watching the whole thing and she was a junkie wanting a fix. This doctor cut the H out but spilled it everywhere. Next thing you know this dead guys sister is smorting lines of herion out of her dead brothers intestines! pretty full on.

Yeah I've seen that before (the episode that is).

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:20 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
Fents wrote:Hahah did anyone watch the double NCIS last night? fuck me....they had this dead body in a mourge and it was a Herion drug runner, so the main man made a doctor cut the body open to retrive the Herion. This dead blokes sister was watching the whole thing and she was a junkie wanting a fix. This doctor cut the H out but spilled it everywhere. Next thing you know this dead guys sister is smorting lines of herion out of her dead brothers intestines! pretty full on.
yes, full on.
NCIS is the only cop show I like, apart from Rush, yay melbourne.

all about Pauley Perrette

actually ghetto i think you look like her heaps or vice versa.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:40 pm

aw fents, thats sweet, even though she is a bit token freak on the show, i love her.
i like how she talks to her machines like they are people, i have been known to do the same hehe.
and i have been told that before. must be the uniform of daily pigtails and the husky voice.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:02 pm

TV sucks now that MasterChef is over. C'mon TV, you can do better!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:28 pm

I can't watch plastic ass NCIS and CSI.

Law & Order SVU is probably the only one I'll tolerate. Mariska Hargitay is easy on the eyes.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:45 pm

dude, CSI and NCIS are SO different!

and yes, only law and order show worth watching is SVU, but tbh its the 'sexually heinous crimes'
and the whole team that interest me more than miss 'im a victim of rape so i always geddit' mariska

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:53 pm

Direkt wrote:I can't watch plastic ass NCIS and CSI.

Law & Order SVU is probably the only one I'll tolerate. Mariska Hargitay is easy on the eyes.

arent all Hungarians

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:14 pm

Hello neighbour! Long time...

GK: I like the shows themselves - good scripts and cast in general, it's not all about Mariska, but she certainly doesn't ruin it for me.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:24 pm

i was just being cheeky...

i dont mind a bit of manly brooding elliot now n then either, but he is way hotter in Oz.
Though Oz is all about the huge black guy with tiny beanie on his head - Arabesi is that his name?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:41 pm

United States of Tara.... fucking lol, so good

anyone else see the first ep on ABC tonight?

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:11 am

deviant wrote:United States of Tara.... fucking lol, so good

anyone else see the first ep on ABC tonight?

yeah really liked it, Toni Collette does a really good job. I heard her interview on JJJ and was convinced to have a squizz.

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:18 am

United States of Tara was BRILLIANT!!!

Get on it peeps, it was a recomendation from my mum... lol

and Law & Order SVU and original are both awesomeness... love Jack McCoy

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:25 am

^ yep enjoyed that one a lot.
Toni Collette is tops.

Last Chaser was lol too.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:36 am

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:13 am

Direkt wrote:Hello neighbour! Long time...

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:16 pm

Mariska's mum was Jayne Mansfield

Good genes

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:33 pm

deviant wrote:United States of Tara.... fucking lol, so good

anyone else see the first ep on ABC tonight?

yup i liked it too...
specially the contrast from buck and T.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:37 pm

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:56 pm

Finished watching both seasons of Chuck the other day - some of the best light viewing I've seen in a while.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:55 pm

whats that show getting around where a chemist dude starts cooking up drugs?

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:02 pm

Breaking Bad.. Really good

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:06 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
deviant wrote:United States of Tara.... fucking lol, so good

anyone else see the first ep on ABC tonight?
yup i liked it too...
specially the contrast from buck and T.

Buck was intense!!!

Samurai knots made me laff too.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:23 pm

mixtress wrote:Mariska's mum was Jayne Mansfield

Good genes

My word.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:24 pm

Direkt wrote:
mixtress wrote:Mariska's mum was Jayne Mansfield

Good genes
My word.

something about old pictures of cleave and thinking what they look like now is unsettling.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:29 pm

heehee wrinkly giners and waist boobs.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:33 pm

knee pads?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:48 pm

mixtress wrote:Mariska's mum was Jayne Mansfield

Good cans

fixed

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:12 am

Lowriders

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:27 pm

She's well dead...do you really wanna know what her boobs look like now? Zombie stylez

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:41 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
Fents wrote:Hahah did anyone watch the double NCIS last night? fuck me....they had this dead body in a mourge and it was a Herion drug runner, so the main man made a doctor cut the body open to retrive the Herion. This dead blokes sister was watching the whole thing and she was a junkie wanting a fix. This doctor cut the H out but spilled it everywhere. Next thing you know this dead guys sister is smorting lines of herion out of her dead brothers intestines! pretty full on.
yes, full on.
NCIS is the only cop show I like, apart from Rush, yay melbourne.

hehe! I like watching Rush too. [guilty pleasure]
It's a more sedate watch that Spooks which has so much gore and drama. M15 over the top spy action!

not into NCIS. boring :S

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:54 am

Eating dinner at my uncle's house tonight and Dancing With The Stars was on in the background.

The show must appeal to retirement village crew I certainly have no interest in the poor choreography and even worse panel of asshole judges i've ever seen.

FAIL

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:20 pm

My Mum loves it but I have to leave the room cause I'm not in the mood to vomit. No stars, in every sense of the word.

@MILCO@ · Post by **@MILCO@** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:43 pm

breaking bad is epic i love it, cant wait for season 3,

just got season 1 of united states if tara have not watched it yet

entourage season 6 is good as well only up to ep 5 so far...

also loving weeds season 5.......

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:45 pm

Tony Robinsons crime and punishment show last night - was awesome - the history of our legal system.

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:38 pm

I needed someone to shoot me last night. I watched some of the Bachelor. Such a load of trash. Lucky the dishes were a more fascinating activity and Teachers came on ABC2.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:08 pm

@MILCO@ wrote:breaking bad is epic i love it, cant wait for season 3,

just got season 1 of united states if tara have not watched it yet

entourage season 6 is good as well only up to ep 5 so far...

also loving weeds season 5.......

Ent season 6 is Gold.

GOLD.

I watched ep 4 & 5 last night.

so good.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:37 pm

entourage is teh awesome!

but man oh man, True Blood!!!! fuckin hell, edge of the seat glued to the tele brilliance! man i love it. want more....more!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:42 pm

trueblood is also amazing.

watching that tonight!

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:06 am

braking bad is sad
then the hot girl dies on vomit and it basically winds up

didnt like that

El Doop · Post by **El Doop** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:13 am

any of u catz check the law + order UK last nite?

shit was wack, the whole 9 yards.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:17 am

shibby shibby Ya'll?

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:35 am

the bill holmes?

also entourage season 6, although only upto the 5th episode(which has been the worst yet), shits all over season 5.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:29 pm

El Doop wrote:any of u catz check the law + order UK last nite?

shit was wack, the whole 9 yards.

only saw about 3 seconds, had martha jones and lee adama in it. rad

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:22 am

lol

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:52 am

^^^ BEST!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:55 am

quick wrote:

lol

WIN!!!!

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:17 pm

Watched a 3 hour movie on Woodstock last night on Foxtels Ovation channell. What a fucking movie. Epic.

Rich kid who loves music organises worlds biggest festival. They expected 100,000 people. They reckon over 2 million passed through the festival in its 3 days. Traffic chaos so bad they organised 5 seater helicopters to fly people in.

They had this MC up on stage just doing general calls like "wendy meet rob at the front gates he has your bag with medicine in it" which basically just means rob's lost wendy somewhere, hes got the drugs and wats to get high.

Then he puts up this announcement :

To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"

Imagine telling 200,000 people who may or may not taken bad acid that they are about to embark on a bad trip. what a headfuck.

such a great movie.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:52 pm

^^^watched that too. Good stuff.