Valentines Day!!

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Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?


Hey, can I get your number? 'Cause I lost that other girl's


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my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?
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teddy :? not if you ever want sex again id say......
probably nothing, see how much she really does like you.
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what type of teddy are we speaking about? A teddy bear or a one piece lacey g-string teddy that would make my misses slap me if i got one for her?
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get her a ticket to the globe world cup
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a furry teddy not some pansy 50's nightdress thing. Crotchless glowing PVC pants anyone?
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keep going, I'm writing these down
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one of those gimpy red ball contraptions maybe? for her mouth :lol:
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you mean a cricket ball?
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the way to a girls heart is through a suit like this... buy one and wear it to dinner monday night.

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"Cmon, who is this guy? Look at this guy" :wink:
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spot on man... was gonna say it but i left it for you :lol:
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he looks like he should play breaks.... in melbourne?
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patent wrote:he looks like he should play breaks.... in melbourne?
:lol:

Now thats funny.
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great_magnet wrote:I'm doing a bed & breakfast plus dinner at De Bortoli's combo in the Yarra Valley, followed by a spot of picnic action.

Looking forward to a little getaway....
PHWOAR! no messing around there! Hmm i will need to go shopping for my Valentines supplies on Monday. If i get them on the weekend the boy will say 'what is all that for?"

Monday = spoil RB Misson Day :D
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SoulWhiteMan wrote:my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?
cook her dinner!! I reckon some of the best meals my man cooked me were when i'd just met and he was all out to impress. i havent forgotten those dinners...... asked him why i dont get any like that now!?! his reply, because the company credit card isnt paying for the food :(
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patent wrote:he looks like he should play breaks.... in melbourne?
minus the red leathers and ridiculous gesture of corse... sorry.. could have been taken the wrong way. :wink:
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SoulWhiteMan wrote:my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?
Something you do together instead of something you give when it's new I reckon...

Cookings a good one, so is picnic, oh.. and although you said not to say a root... hire a really slick car for the day and having sex in that can't be beaten :)
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hahaah! thats a novel idea!
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Blush wrote:
SoulWhiteMan wrote:my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?
Something you do together instead of something you give when it's new I reckon...

Cookings a good one, so is picnic, oh.. and although you said not to say a root... hire a really slick car for the day and having sex in that can't be beaten :)
Just watch the upholstery – you wanna get your deposit back.
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Nothing says sleep with me like a single red rose - bonus if the dude in the next cube at works mum owns a florist!!

He's literally ordering dozens for us all... I'm hitting up anyone I'm remotely interested in with a rose ; )
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I give everyone a free love heart choccy when they buy a single rose. Just incase the flower alone doesn't do it! :wink:
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Valentines Day..... I just dont get it??
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Kirts wrote:Valentines Day..... I just dont get it??
What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up? :smt018
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Ani wrote: What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up? :smt018
What do you mean "get the chance to".

Should read "are forced to (by fear of withholding of goods and or services)"
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:smt049 Shag or STFU :smt049
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Hardy wrote::smt049 Shag or STFU :smt049
Groom of STFU
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Ani wrote:What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up? :smt018

EXACTLEY

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quick wrote:
Hardy wrote::smt049 Shag or STFU :smt049
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jbs wrote:
Ani wrote: What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up? :smt018
What do you mean "get the chance to".

Should read "are forced to (by fear of withholding of goods and or services)"
Ahem... i was being sarcastic. You won't believe the prices some of my customers will pay. There is a temptation to redirect all the deliveries to my house.. .then i can pretend I am extra loved! Sometimes when they order something I want to say "really?! are you sure? They don't last forever you know..."
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Hardy wrote:
quick wrote:
Hardy wrote::smt049 Shag or STFU :smt049
Groom of STFU
Take me with winnits, or not at all.
Dangle Berries are out, sorry buddy. :wink:
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Valentine's Day sucks balls! And i have a boyfriend just to clear that up so i ain't sounding like a jaded single person. I don't need a day in the year to remind me to shower love and affection on him. :x
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Lizkins wrote:Valentine's Day sucks balls! And i have a boyfriend just to clear that up so i ain't sounding like a jaded single person. I don't need a day in the year to remind me to shower love and affection on him. :x
There's a severe lack of ball sucking happening for me on Valentines Day.
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I find that Valentines day is a good excuse to do something extra special, and its fun so why not??

Doesnt mean I dont want to do things every other day. :wink:
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Mellogs wrote:I find that Valentines day is a good excuse to do something extra special, and its fun so why not??

Doesnt mean I dont want to do things every other day. :wink:
I agree, and I don't have a partner, but I also hate it... now anyway :x :P
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Happy Valentines Day !!! :D
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oooops. I had not read this thread and mellogs asked me what i would like to do, i suggested dinner and a movie.
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heheeheh!! i've been waiting ages for you to pop your head into this thread. good to see you havent let us down LOL :P

The boy got dressed for work this morning and said "does this look ok for going out after work?" I said, "mate you're coming home after work, so yeah."

you dont need work clothes for a valentines picnic :P
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DBoy wrote:oooops. I had not read this thread and mellogs asked me what i would like to do, i suggested dinner and a movie.
:oops:




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Just finished a 13 hour stint at work (florist). Customer of the day: "Do you have roses?" :shock:


Idiot.
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quick wrote:
Mellogs wrote:I find that Valentines day is a good excuse to do something extra special, and its fun so why not??

Doesnt mean I dont want to do things every other day. :wink:
I agree, and I don't have a partner, but I also hate it... now anyway :x :P
hmmm.... i dont have a partner either... but i DO have an internet girlfriend...

if im lucky i might get cyber tonight...



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Net sex is shithouse. Phone sex on the other hand...
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nothing says i love you more then a box of chocolates. or two boxes of chocolates if it's for me!
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:smt049 Biggups and Happy Valentines to my girl RACHEL :smt049

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My partner successfully "forgot" it was valentines day today, saying "I thought it was tuesday" when he swaped his shift with someone so he could work late tonight. There goes our fucking dinner plans.
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huh? what?

sleep for me.
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Happy Valentines Day youse cunts!!!

I'm going off for a Me-Some.
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