here's an idea Olie - everytime you want a ciggie, stick a pine-cone up your cunt. Pretty soon you will run out of pine-cones, and the universe will implode on itself and you will go back to the real 1985.
flippo wrote:here's an idea Olie - everytime you want a ciggie, stick a pine-cone up your cunt. Pretty soon you will run out of pine-cones, and the universe will implode on itself and you will go back to the real 1985.
i bet nicorette are kicking themselves that all they came up with were patches
flippo wrote:here's an idea Olie - everytime you want a ciggie, stick a pine-cone up your cunt. Pretty soon you will run out of pine-cones, and the universe will implode on itself and you will go back to the real 1985.
fuck you....tried that in 99 and still puffing.......
flippo wrote:here's an idea Olie - everytime you want a ciggie, stick a pine-cone up your cunt. Pretty soon you will run out of pine-cones, and the universe will implode on itself and you will go back to the real 1985.
I tried a bunch of times but always failed, i dont think i either had the right reasons nor the strong desire.
On January 3rd this year I had an epipheny about my health, walked down stairs and gave my pack to a mate. Cold turkey, just like that. Quitting smoking was one of the easiest things I have done. I had a craving once, just one time and I told myself I would have a smoke in a little bit, kept putting it off till the craving passed. I am amazed at how easy it has been. I think it is all about reason and desire.
strategem wrote:I tried a bunch of times but always failed, i dont think i either had the right reasons nor the strong desire.
On January 3rd this year I had an epipheny about my health, walked down stairs and gave my pack to a mate. Cold turkey, just like that. Quitting smoking was one of the easiest things I have done. I had a craving once, just one time and I told myself I would have a smoke in a little bit, kept putting it off till the craving passed. I am amazed at how easy it has been. I think it is all about reason and desire.
werd. there's no point in quitting unless you want to. Feeling like you should isn't strong enough. Cold turkey is the only way I reckon. Doing it spontaneously is so much easier because there's no lead up. I find the easiest way to kill a craving is thinking about how shit it tastes and how crap it makes me feel. The idea of a cigarette is infinitely better than the cigarette itself. Exercise is a great way to stay quit.
The secret to my success? I made sure I had exactly 1 cigarette "on call" at any time, so that I knew at any point that the reason I'd stopped was because I wanted to, not because I just didn't have any cigarettes. Bonus points for naming the cigarette - that way you become attached to it like a farm animal and eating it is just inhuman.
That one smoke stayed with me in a pack for about a month until someone else who had quit smoking who I told about my one smoke stole the fucker and smoked it.
I read somewhere that a survey was done about the current socio-status of smokers, and it basically concluded that smokers are buying less smokes to pay for more urgent things like mobile phone costs.
So in natural affect smoking has always been a social "need" thing -- much like our reliance on technology is moreso today.
i have a dillema with this at the moment. Cos of my migraine/headache crap condition i cannot take drugs or drink much anymore, so smoking is my only vice, but i need to quit. FUCKIN!!! Why oh why did everything else have to fall off the bandwagon
just do it lizkins. quitting all vices at once is bound to be a little harder. but imagine how good you are gonna feel once it is done. I have quit everything over the course of the last 6 months (well, i still drink sometimes) and feel so much better for it. Even sex is better (now there's incentive for ya...)
strategem wrote:just do it lizkins. quitting all vices at once is bound to be a little harder. but imagine how good you are gonna feel once it is done. I have quit everything over the course of the last 6 months (well, i still drink sometimes) and feel so much better for it. Even sex is better (now there's incentive for ya...)
incentive? got no problems in that area though
ummm anyhoo, yeah true to the rest of what you said, but i'm struggling badly. Plus my boy smokes and he ain't giving up cos he just got off the weed, so doesn't want to give up smokes yet. one step at a time you see
Fucking smoking wankers at clubs... there's more and more in the dnb scene these days too... always talking to you WITH CIGARETTES in their mouth, blowing smoke on ya... so not like the good ol days...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
quick wrote:Fucking smoking wankers at clubs... there's more and more in the dnb scene these days too... always talking to you WITH CIGARETTES in their mouth, blowing smoke on ya... so not like the good ol days...
you shit stirrer
Strat - nice come-back dude. Me thinks i will have to go get the whole hypnosis thing though cos i managed to smoke even on patches. fricken hopless i am.
quick wrote:Fucking smoking wankers at clubs... there's more and more in the dnb scene these days too... always talking to you WITH CIGARETTES in their mouth, blowing smoke on ya... so not like the good ol days...
heh, well theyll all be gone at the end of this year. yay us asthmatics can finally have our turn to go crazy *puffpuff*
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welcome, to the future!
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strategem wrote:just do it lizkins. quitting all vices at once is bound to be a little harder. but imagine how good you are gonna feel once it is done. I have quit everything over the course of the last 6 months (well, i still drink sometimes) and feel so much better for it. Even sex is better (now there's incentive for ya...)
ok, the things that got better:
-taste
-smell
-endurance
-smell of my breath
-smell of my clothes
-cardio vascular fitness
-recovery time from exersize (from being out of breath to being ok again)
-sex (everything, endurance/longetivity, general energy, wont go into too much more detail)
- wallet
strategem wrote:ok, the things that got better:
-taste
-smell
-endurance
-smell of my breath
-smell of my clothes
-cardio vascular fitness
-recovery time from exersize (from being out of breath to being ok again)
-sex (everything, endurance/longetivity, general energy, wont go into too much more detail)
- wallet
cant think of more. gotta be more though...
significantly less chance of lung and throat cancer has got to be a positive
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