TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[FoundationStepper]

Yawn.

Morning all. Coffee hasn't kicked in yet and I have back-to-back meetings with the EPA today

needs more :bag:

which area of EPA?

[C.I.A.]

Audit.

See you at 1.30

[lynt]

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

The best.

[FoundationStepper]

Audit.

See you at 1.30

i actually sit just round the corner from audit - but am on the late shift this week

[C.I.A.]

Another time, then!

working on 5 audits at the moment, and they are all large contam land/infrastructure projects with multiple stakeholders, so I'll see you around

[ghetto kitty]

mornin guys...

i spent all day in bed during the storm yesterday = win.
but was prepared for the roof to blow off at any time.

[gnat]

lolzzzz at never mind that noise you heard

v clever!

skids. hai mel! where you been?

[system]

some really good new stuff pulled out on level 3 at the ian potter (ngv) now. finally got to see the joseph brown collection too - his work is a must see for pure lols.

peeps!

[C.I.A.]

Hai all an sundry.

I feel sick. Have been reading up on parasites and came across a fly that lays maggots on humans. There is a pic of a boy with a maggot being pulled out of his eyelid eeeuuuuuwwww.

Maggot maggot maggot
you are white and grey
I wish you'd go away
but you do good stuff for me
like eating corpses, poo and wee
So you should prolly stay
just keep out my way

[Lizkins]

have exhibition launch tonight, so today will be frantic finishing stuff

ohh where, when, and what you exhibiting? photography yes no?



afternoon motley lot. head feels weird and want to go home, but too fricken busy at work. booooo

[Polecat]

Hai all an sundry.

I feel sick. Have been reading up on parasites and came across a fly that lays maggots on humans. There is a pic of a boy with a maggot being pulled out of his eyelid eeeuuuuuwwww.

hi! That is why i could never do parasitology. tooo icky. Give me plants diseases instead.
Though now I do soil microbes and I love telling students how there are loads in the soil that could kill you

[almax]

Hai all an sundry.

I feel sick. Have been reading up on parasites and came across a fly that lays maggots on humans. There is a pic of a boy with a maggot being pulled out of his eyelid eeeuuuuuwwww.

bot fly? they nasty

[C.I.A.]

Yeah. That's the one, Al.

Wrongtown.

[gnat]

morning ringworms

cia, what's that worm from africa that embeds in the bottom of feetz and they pull it out bit by bit and wrap it around a stick?

takes like 6 months to get him out- FILTH

[ghetto kitty]

gross...

morning guys!

hump day makes me happy!

[Mellogs]

lolzzzz at never mind that noise you heard

v clever!

skids. hai mel! where you been?

hey lady!!!
been busy at work and looking after my mum since her accident

how are things with you?

[mrj]

morning punk rats.

[mixtress]

I'm some kind of ninja cockroach killer. I've mowed down three over the last year without even realising I was killing them. Nasty stuff.

1) Slammed shut the oxygen door to our woodheater. Behind the door is a little ventilation slot handle, and in my slamming, a cockroach had run across at just the right moment and gotten crushed between the handle and the door. Next day went to open the ventilation holes and nearly had a heart attack.

2) Closed a sliding door in the house one night. Next day went to open it, had trouble unlatching the lock and found a dead roach in the latch hole.

3) Just now I went to open the computer room windy windows and the unwinder was harder than ever to undo. Check out the ledge...dead roach.

Mind you, these are the only cockroaches I've ever seen around the house.

[apophenian]

I'm some kind of ninja cockroach killer. I've mowed down three over the last year without even realising I was killing them. Nasty stuff.

Ninja cockroaches! Scary!!

[mixtress]

I'm some kind of ninja cockroach killer. I've mowed down three over the last year without even realising I was killing them. Nasty stuff.

Ninja cockroaches! Scary!!

Shuh, bite ur head off man

[C.I.A.]

OMFG. I just had a cupcake from 'little cupcakes' on Degraves lane.

YUMMMm yum yum yum yumo!

One of my mates from Canada is staying with me and wants to know if Melbs has good 'mixed martial arts' training places??

Anyone?

Bueller?

[C.I.A.]

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[deviant]

wow, there's a guy here at work called "Jeff Mills"

awesome

Cia> ask Drew (little evil) he's really into that stuff..... (mixed martial arts, not penis enlargement, although, come to think of it, he's probably into that too )

[gnat]

afternoon cia. nfi about martial arts. answer teh WORM QUESTION!

hai mel- doing same but with less enthusiasm x

i need a big rural map for vic- where would i get a goodie?
also, will i lose weight if i don't drink alcamahol? i am about to test this theory out-which means i cannot hang with your fella cia. he is teh bad influence, get spazzoed on school night
boring- fA1L. unimpressed. G-H-E-Y oooh offensive to teh gay peoplez... sifs
gimme coffee111/1!!!

[Polecat]

Gnat, cutting out drinking is a very good way to lose some weight if you're already exercising and watching what you eat. Empty calories in alcohol. Ditch the wine with dinner at home or after work beer routine for starters.


That said.... if I have a shit day the first thing I do is open a bottle but I have reached my target weight.

[Feigan]

OMFG. I just had a cupcake from 'little cupcakes' on Degraves lane.

YUMMMm yum yum yum yumo!

One of my mates from Canada is staying with me and wants to know if Melbs has good 'mixed martial arts' training places??

Anyone?

Bueller?

wasn;t there one just near Platform one @ Banana Alley?

[gnat]

boo! i hope it fails and i'll start drinjking daily again immediately

i smash half a bottle of wine a night at least zomg pissheaddddddd

WORM QUESTION!!!!!11!! science people FAIL

[Polecat]

Tried to look for you gnat but only found the grossest medical stuff and i cant read anymore. too squeamish!

[C.I.A.]

afternoon cia. nfi about martial arts. answer teh WORM QUESTION!

hai mel- doing same but with less enthusiasm x

i need a big rural map for vic- where would i get a goodie?
also, will i lose weight if i don't drink alcamahol? i am about to test this theory out-which means i cannot hang with your fella cia. he is teh bad influence, get spazzoed on school night
boring- fA1L. unimpressed. G-H-E-Y oooh offensive to teh gay peoplez... sifs
gimme coffee111/1!!!

Lolz. Yeah, he is teh bad influence all right. I no smoke no drink atm, and he not helping (off teh darts for over a month now!).

I've lost 3 kgs since I cut back on the brewskis. Still let myself have one or two on weekend tho... all something and no something makes cia something something.

[ghetto kitty]

i cut out sugar drinks.
only vodka with lime and soda really now.
no juice even. and i dont really drink beer.

and, well, the ressurection of last years jeans have proven to me that its the sugar more than anything!

[C.I.A.]

Oh god. Meeting in 10 minutes with douchebag developer who thinks he is top shit.

Please let him not turn up. Please please please. I'll just sit in the meeting room and eat the arnotts cream assorted biscuits for an hour. That's a much better idea.

[Feigan]

^ Monte Carlo FTW

[C.I.A.]

Kingston FTW.

He did turn up, and even worse is that they only had delta creams and those vanilla shortbread creams left. Someone had scoffed all the monte carlos and kingstons!

[Feigan]

Damn them all to HELL!

[Lizkins]

i cut out sugar drinks.
only vodka with lime and soda really now.
no juice even. and i dont really drink beer.

and, well, the ressurection of last years jeans have proven to me that its the sugar more than anything!

same, best!

i still drink beer every now and then, but vodka, lime and soda is the bomb!

[system]

what's that worm from africa that embeds in the bottom of feetz and they pull it out bit by bit and wrap it around a stick?

the guinea worm.

always think of "smilla's feeling for snow" when i read about it.

[kronz]

Hi Fuckmas & Shitmas

it has been a while.

[almax]

OMFG. I just had a cupcake from 'little cupcakes' on Degraves lane.

YUMMMm yum yum yum yumo!

One of my mates from Canada is staying with me and wants to know if Melbs has good 'mixed martial arts' training places??

Anyone?

Bueller?

wasn;t there one just near Platform one @ Banana Alley?

yes thats the place, its called underworld gym, its open 24/7 too

[gnat]

what's that worm from africa that embeds in the bottom of feetz and they pull it out bit by bit and wrap it around a stick?

the guinea worm.

always think of "smilla's feeling for snow" when i read about it.

yeh yeh thats him sash!! hideous and sooo painful. up to 3ft long!!

morning!

[system]

remi gaillard is awesome.

[ghetto kitty]

hai gang.

today could be a small revolution.

standby.

[Blaxter]

Hello peeps

[Feigan]

Hurro

[Blaxter]

Hey bro

[deviant]

http://www.zazzle.com/i_accidentally_th ... 1521286676

[retzie]

Can has car :motorist:

The aim is to get something cheap, reliable and sensible. If I actually manage any of those things, it will be a fucking miracle - expensive, unreliable sports cars FTW!

The only thing I didn't manage was unreliable (at least, not that I know of yet....)

Din't think I'd ever go for one, but as of Monday, will be an MX-5 owner. Mint condition '94 club car: <100k kms, original cassette deck, chrome wire wheels and fuck-all room to carry anything or anyone over 5'3" . I've found a car as small and antisocial as I am

One of my mates from Canada is staying with me and wants to know if Melbs has good 'mixed martial arts' training places??

I know somewhere that is the absolute business.... in Adelaide . Try looking up places that do Krav Maga - they tend to be the hard cunts who'll mix it up.

[witty_pseudonym]

what the hell do you write in an email letting work contacts know you're leaving?

i don't know why i'm so stumped with it. is a two liner, 'i'm off, suchandsuch will be taking over' enough?

[deviant]

lol @ Mr Stabby

[Stray]

One of my mates from Canada is staying with me and wants to know if Melbs has good 'mixed martial arts' training places??

http://dominance.com.au/main/

But not for beginners

[Blaxter]

lol @ Mr Stabby

You know that P = ice....