TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:52 pm

I speaketh the truth

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Direkt wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:aussie cookies are weird.
basically, fortyhundred different shapes and names for shortbread.

boring!

Blasphemy!

1. We do not have cookies, we have biscuits
2. Most of them are not based on shortbread
3. Tic Tocs are plain biscuits that have some sort of hard icing/sugar concoction on them that is either strawberry, vanilla or BANANA flavoured.

yeah and no jaffa cakes. pretty shit selection tbh although tim tams make up for a lot.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:15 pm

The Arnotts chocolate assortment tray is doing my head in. Every type that they include is aces with the exception of "Gaiety", which is without a doubt the FA1Lingest attempt at tim-tam mockery ever to grace the shelves of Coles (even including the Bi Lo pretend budget version "Timmy's Biscuits"). Why build a sub-standard tim-tam and give it the WORST name ever when you own the rights to the actual Prince of Biscuits? WHY?????!!?? It is like Aston Martin branching out and getting themselves a slice of the Mitsubishi Nimbus market, including marketing by Bert the human contraceptive Newton.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm

Perhaps it's aptly titled if that's the case?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:37 pm

Jaffa Cake exists - I have seen it.

"Timmy's"

ha ha ha

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:57 pm

tic toc's are the bizness

LOVE!
monte carlo's, kingston, scotch finger and those ones with hundreds and thousands on them are all very good (the ones they used to sell at Pizza Hut)

I used to eat a whole packet of Arnott's assorted cream every day at work. I now have 2 less teeth. Had to stop eating biscuits after that

...unless there's floss nearby

And Mrs Fields Triple Choc chip.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:13 pm

mixtress wrote: scotch finger

with cold milk and I am in heaven!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:53 pm

oh man kingstons are well win, and so are monte carlos. oh man now i want biscuits....mmmmm biscuits

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:24 am

Direkt wrote:
fooishbar wrote:
mecka wrote:Aloha. Its 32 degrees with a slight sea breeze, i am lying on a bananalounge under an umbrella overlooking the ocean. Palm trees are swaying.
and you're on mbc?

On holiday, can do what I want? Free wifi, orange juice in hand - i'm carefree.

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:47 am

Biscuts thread please

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:45 am

mecka wrote:
Direkt wrote:
mecka wrote:Aloha. Its 32 degrees with a slight sea breeze, i am lying on a bananalounge under an umbrella overlooking the ocean. Palm trees are swaying.
and you're on mbc?
On holiday, can do what I want? Free wifi, orange juice in hand - i'm carefree.

you don't sound like you are trying to tell us anything interesting, but just boasting about your situation, that and the fuking stupid signature!

BISCUITS

Got to work to a plate of freshly cooked Anzacs - big up the Betty's at work getting their bake on!

Robot Rod · Post by **Robot Rod** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:10 am

Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:28 am

DBoy wrote:you don't sound like you are trying to tell us anything interesting, but just boasting about your situation, that and the fuking stupid signature!

thread about nothing imo.

edit: so if its not in the bigups thread its a boast? huh? point taken about the sig.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:31 am

Robot Rod wrote:Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

She's quite a nice MILF.

Biscuits.

Robot Rod · Post by **Robot Rod** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:33 am

Direkt wrote:
Robot Rod wrote:Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

She's quite a nice MILF.

Biscuits.

Biscuits indeed !!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:49 am

Today show ladies are better....

Georgie Gardner FTW

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:54 am

so i had a meeting that got cancelled today,

what daytime TV should i be watching?

is jerry springer still on?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:56 am

It's all bad.

Robot Rod · Post by **Robot Rod** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:57 am

ghetto kitty wrote:so i had a meeting that got cancelled today,

what daytime TV should i be watching?

is jerry springer still on?

Nah, Springer is gone mate.
Not much on TV during the day GK, BLUES BROTHERS is on at 12 though. Chan 7

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:57 am

11am news
12pm Ellen
1pm either The View if you wanna spew on Elisabeth or Oprah if you want to lose brain cells
2pm Ready Steady Cook
3pm Judge Judy
3.30pm Huey's Cooking Adventures

I so need a job right now

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:59 am

springer made me happy.
made me feel like i was on the sane end of the crazy american table.

mixxy - jeebus lady, thats ALL bad!
judge judy gives me this shits. you know she only got that show cos he hubby is lord mayor or summat? crazy witch.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:00 pm

mecka wrote:
DBoy wrote:you don't sound like you are trying to tell us anything interesting, but just boasting about your situation, that and the fuking stupid signature!
thread about nothing imo.

edit: so if its not in the bigups thread its a boast? huh? point taken about the sig.

It is cold and windy as fuk here. Just would prefer to be there!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:03 pm

lol im back now and experiencing the cold first hand innit.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:05 pm

I never said it would be good Kitty, you didn't ask what good TV there was to watch. If you had I woulda posted a blank page.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:06 pm

sorry, thankyou for the run down.

the innernet is way better.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:10 pm

DBoy wrote:It is cold and windy as fuk here. Just would prefer to be there!

Yeah me too. This was wednesday for me:

more photos of trip to follow...

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:14 pm

lol foot

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:20 pm

rofl no zoom on iphone

Post by **huge** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:26 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:28 pm

I think there are programs you can get to crop images, not sure though

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:31 pm

i'll make a note of that next time I post a pic taken from my mobile.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:35 pm

mecka wrote:
DBoy wrote:It is cold and windy as fuk here. Just would prefer to be there!
Yeah me too. This was wednesday for me:

more photos of trip to follow...

where is that exactly Mecka? Looks very nice.......

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:49 pm

Batu Ferringhi, Penang, Malaysia.

The water is shithouse (as in, don't swim in it unless you want to lose skin) but the resort was nice.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:50 pm

Oli is back YAY for Oli YAY!!!! now to important things, did you get me a present?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:29 pm

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:36 pm

GK, the NBA is on the new sports channel

for me the best biscuit in the world are Caramel Crowns, but I have a major love for anything with caramel (it's chocolate, it's caramel, it's BAR!!!)

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:38 pm

peanut something for the something.

mmmmm, peanut.

Brittle.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:44 pm

DBoy wrote:Brittle.

mmmm, teeth cracking goodness!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:49 pm

breaksRbest wrote:GK, the NBA is on the new sports channel

for me the best biscuit in the world are Caramel Crowns, but I have a major love for anything with caramel (it's chocolate, it's caramel, it's BAR!!!)

i like NBA, one of the few sports i get into.

and i also am uttelry obsessed with caramel.

two votes for brb. and a new job to boot.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 pm

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:04 pm

just on the bikkies - vovo wars

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 551747.htm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:04 pm

my brother is a funny bastard...

in an email to [email protected] wrote:Good afternoon,

I would like to direct your attention to a quote I recently came across by you in The Age news (please see the above link). Is this quote correct?

"It's stupid and very, very unfair. It shows the sort of blind prejudice I thought we didn't have in New Zealand anymore. I'm not surprised the [owner's] Australian."

I will give you the benefit of doubt for a moment, and assume that your lack of surprise stemmed purely from the fact that you had been told prior to the interview that the owner was Australian. Though, why you would feel the need to point this out I’m not too sure – you could have just as well of stated any other number of meaningless facts you already knew to be true, like “He always likes to wear brown shoes”, or “He has a comb-over”, it would have been preferable; such an autistic-esque statement may have been reason for confusion, and therefore great mirth and entertainment.

In light of this logical discourse, I am leaning somewhat away from the hypothesis, and towards you making a blind prejudicial statement about Australians; in the same breath as condemning blind prejudice no less. If I was a motel owner, I certainly wouldn’t be banning rowdy people from my establishment, well, because I’m quite rowdy myself! In fact, I would be bouncing from the walls in mirth, my great big beer belly jiggling to’ and fro’ like some enormous abdominal balloon.

Is blind prejudice forgivable based on the fact that it is blind? I think so – and I hope that I have gone someway towards breaking stereo-type that you seem to have fixed in your mind about the many and varied people from our great nation.

With Gratitude,

Duncan Fardon

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel- ... ml?page=-1

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:05 pm

someone at work just farted

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:41 pm

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:25 pm

I thought Grey Son's abusive post this morning should have been left up.

He did raise some interesting point for self reflection.

I knew it was going to get deleted, should have PDFed it first.

Carry on

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:05 pm

is grey son back?

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:06 pm

He is Robot Rod

menace · Post by **menace** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:40 pm

kronz wrote:I thought Grey Son's abusive post this morning should have been left up.

He did raise some interesting point for self reflection.

bit ghey .... it's like lying deleting thread .......

"let the people sing "

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:43 pm

totally.

censorshipgrumblegrumblecensorship......

enak · Post by **enak** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:30 pm

Poor form deleting RR's posts.

OTT yes, maybe even completely fucking bonkers, but it does raise some issues - some RR touched on, but more importantly why mods felt a need to delete stuff like that.

All big people here, and I for one hate the idea that people out there feel the need to decide what I need to be reading. It's a public forum, for Jeebus' sake - that shit will go on from time to time, and is to be expected. If he was banging on about irrelevant shit like how no one at Kmart will give him a quick reach-around, then maybe. But stuff relevant to the site and it's users should be left here, and us users have the opp. to post about it or let it die a slow death.

Censorship is a slippery slope, and is a great tool for generating a culture of mistrust.

:endrant:

Anyway, it's fucking cold. Hope you're somewhere warm. Watching Zac & Miri. Bit tryhard, but some good giggles....