TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:02 pm

Drink some milk.

Or just go throw up. Everything feels better after throwing up.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:03 pm

Get your finger out of there!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:08 pm

fucking lol at you idiots.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:10 pm

go get some lemonade and burp away lovey

hmmmm lemonade

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:20 pm

mebbe you got a fleshlight stuck?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:23 pm

Gasp!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:49 pm

Definately pregnant.

By the way Witty - your bruv was here yesterday, good lad.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:00 pm

I wonder if i'll be revered or forever viewed with suspicion like Mary?

Yeah caught up with him last night. Hope it all works out.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:16 pm

I just spoke to a guy called "Mr Punchon"

blimey

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:47 pm

plenty more http://thechive.com/2009/04/the-best-of ... g-yo-meme/

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:46 pm

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:26 am

lol

https://www.shakeweight.org/

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:43 am

alien imo witty. needs more sigourney weaver with massive gun

w00000t for friday!! i've been working like a dog. sydders next week for my trouble. death via geographical punishment tbh

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:42 am

Good Morning.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:14 pm

morning.

my house is in chaos, film crew everywhere....

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:39 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i have a weird knot in my stomach like i've done something wrong, am about to, or am just dreading something in general. no idea what it could be. it's strange and very disconcerting.

Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:06 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:morning.

my house is in chaos, film crew everywhere....

Making pr0n again?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:13 pm

hehehe not this time!

making a short film for something to do with australia post.
a fable about family dissapointments and mateship coming from unexpected places.

there is child actors with helicopter parents involved heheheh

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:18 pm

Mellogs wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:i have a weird knot in my stomach like i've done something wrong, am about to, or am just dreading something in general. no idea what it could be. it's strange and very disconcerting.
Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

ROFLLLLLLLLLLZ

best simpsons quote ever

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:26 pm

THANK LAWD ITS FRIDAY!!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:29 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i have a weird knot in my stomach like i've done something wrong, am about to, or am just dreading something in general. no idea what it could be. it's strange and very disconcerting.

I get that sometimes... like intense anxiety for no reason... impending doom or some shit.....

weird

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:37 pm

The impending sense of doom is also an indicator of an impending aneurysm

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:43 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:hehehe not this time!

making a short film for something to do with australia post.
a fable about family dissapointments and mateship coming from unexpected places.

there is child actors with helicopter parents involved heheheh

Aaah, but of course.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:58 pm

mecka wrote:The impending sense of doom is also an indicator of an impending aneurysm

cereal?

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:09 pm

deviant wrote:
mecka wrote:The impending sense of doom is also an indicator of an impending aneurysm
cereal?

It is called “Millennium Stress Syndrome” (MSS) – an effect of the pace of life in the post modern world and the ever increasing rate of change.
Some people are more affected by the seemingly never ending negative motivational techniques that are implemented in order to maintain progress in society. WE ARE DOOMED
Internet sociologists such as DBoy from Australia have recommended a dramatic shift in the outlook of social consciousness to help stem the tide of the doom-sayers with the implementation of positive thinking. Negative nancies, they say, should partake in positive thinking exercises and attend laughter sessions in order to improve the bleak outlook currently impacting the global consciousness radar thingy.
DBoy has also referred to the graffiti inscription which proclaimed – dream up the world you want to live in, then dream out loud – in order to display how the alternative program may work.
Many sufferers of MSS find it hard to imagine anything but a shit day after a shit day because they have been so impacted by the syndromes cleaver tactics. Many believe they will receive ‘attention’ for their negative behaviour and often complain about anything and everything. This in turn adds to the social negativity in which the live.
Promoters of the ‘dream up better world’ cause believe that positive thinking should also be meet with positive talking. That in fact complaining all the time is a cyclical problem and that if people spoke in positive tones they may find themselves with brighter outlooks.

The battle continues on all fronts, from the streets to the high rises. Some will not rest or give up on the cause, taking laughter and positive thinking with them where ever they go.

Build it up.

Boh.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:24 pm

DBoy wrote:
deviant wrote:
mecka wrote:The impending sense of doom is also an indicator of an impending aneurysm
cereal?
It is called “Millennium Stress Syndrome” (MSS) – an effect of the pace of life in the post modern world and the ever increasing rate of change.
Some people are more affected by the seemingly never ending negative motivational techniques that are implemented in order to maintain progress in society. WE ARE DOOMED
Internet sociologists such as DBoy from Australia have recommended a dramatic shift in the outlook of social consciousness to help stem the tide of the doom-sayers with the implementation of positive thinking. Negative nancies, they say, should partake in positive thinking exercises and attend laughter sessions in order to improve the bleak outlook currently impacting the global consciousness radar thingy.
DBoy has also referred to the graffiti inscription which proclaimed – dream up the world you want to live in, then dream out loud – in order to display how the alternative program may work.
Many sufferers of MSS find it hard to imagine anything but a shit day after a shit day because they have been so impacted by the syndromes cleaver tactics. Many believe they will receive ‘attention’ for their negative behaviour and often complain about anything and everything. This in turn adds to the social negativity in which the live.
Promoters of the ‘dream up better world’ cause believe that positive thinking should also be meet with positive talking. That in fact complaining all the time is a cyclical problem and that if people spoke in positive tones they may find themselves with brighter outlooks.

The battle continues on all fronts, from the streets to the high rises. Some will not rest or give up on the cause, taking laughter and positive thinking with them where ever they go.

Build it up.

Boh.

Hahahaha. Gold.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:25 pm

lol dboy from australia

prozac enemas for all!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:50 am

Eminem's latest tune, The Warning. I think he might have a problem with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, can't quite make it out:

The Warning by Eminem

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I'm pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre's sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that's on Nick's back
I'm obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you
made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out
You probably think since it's been so long if i had something on you I
woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and
sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fu*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I'm scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cu*nt who made
me put up with her psycho ******* over 6 months and only spread her
legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so
ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It's gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted
early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost
started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomachs
curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare
say it isn't true.
As long as the song's getting airplay I'm dissing you.
I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even a
third of the way through.
*******, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I've been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the
amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i'm about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs (?) so don't go opening your jibs cos every time
you do it's just another load of fibs
I ain't saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
It's a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I'll release every fuck*ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same spot
(Slim Shady ?????? I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It's nothing)
Guess what I'll do?
I'll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you're cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ******* I do
(I'm Mary Poppins, b)
And I'm Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin' at you
So if you'll still be my (babygirl)
Then I'll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I'm right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I'm movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone
If she don't (sing this script?) then I'ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

He's like the hip hop version of Jackie Collins

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:14 pm

Random fact...

Samuel L. Jackson is the world's highest grossing actor, having earned $7.42 billion in 68 films.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:53 pm

interesting, would never have guessed

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:57 pm

Random fact #2

The ears of a cricket are located on the front legs, just below the knee.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:59 pm

who didn't know that D

meow

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:00 pm

random fact #456

there is no comparison between the smell of export and good spray paint.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:01 pm

someone can't count.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:02 pm

is that a random fact?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:03 pm

am i getting ahead of myself?

random fact #3

there are no squirrles in australia.

well, maybe one.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:15 pm

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:17 pm

random fact #4

baby squirrels are called kittens.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:21 pm

that they are...

and they suckle on my teets

lol

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:24 pm

quick wrote:that they are...

and they suckle on my teets

lol

ewwww...

mental imagery not good.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:45 pm

y'all.

Random fact #457

A collection of Hedgehogs is called an array.

And a collection of Rhino's are called a crash.

Lovely sunny day outside. In the words of Phil Collins, No jacket required.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:57 pm

Random fact #6

Mark Wahlberg has three nipples. The reason you don't see it—and probably didn't know about it unless you heard him talking about it on the Howard Stern show—is that it was airbrushed out in his famous Calvin Klein underwear ads.

Post by **system** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:25 am

gnat wrote:sydders next week for my trouble. death via geographical punishment tbh

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:45 am

system wrote:
gnat wrote:sydders next week for my trouble. death via geographical punishment tbh

: Gnat.

Sydders aint that bad...

when are you up here?

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:24 pm

Had the weirdest dream last night that mb.c was having some kind of swimming race in a pool with toothless sharks in it. Also a wad of cash and crack cocaine fell out of Will's pocket. Guess I shouldn't have watched Cocaine Cowboys II before going to sleep last night

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:42 pm

duuude, how bizarre! I hope I got some of that crack

oohh, how much of a FREAK is Griselda! Very interesting show that. I couldnt get over the amount of cash those fuckers made.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:57 pm

OMG SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:59 pm

witty....

did you know stu's house got evicted?

have you seen my new website?

did you flirt with the barista today?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:02 pm

and also....i have done it many times but cant work out how to clear my cache in firefox, preferences, then - halp?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:03 pm

ghetto kitty wrote: witty....

did you know stu's house got evicted?

no shit! PM why pls. :O

have you seen my new website?

will check

did you flirt with the barista today?
why yes i did! it's my favourite part of the day.