TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

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Amick wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:CSI = shit

NCIS = good.
I'd rather go to the pub imo. :D
um, relevance?

:P

apples n oranges friend....
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Lizkins wrote:never i hope, jeebus that would be bad


and don't bag out Law & Order or Law & Order SVU cos they rock.
They could name the 2 1/2 Men spinoff 2 1/2 Grams = the daily coke habit the not-cute-any-more kid is going to have in 2 1/2 years.
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Amick wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:CSI = shit

NCIS = good.
I'd rather go to the pub imo. :D
:scr1pt:
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skateboard chair anyone?

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Watch the posted video on YouTube.

I for one welcome our new Seagull Overlords.

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Amick wrote:skateboard chair anyone?

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I want
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ghetto kitty wrote:CSI = shit

NCIS = good.
I heart NCIS. I actually look a bit like Gibbs (a younger version).
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calstro wrote: I for one welcome our new Seagull Overlords.

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LOLZ

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The new industrial waste regulations are stupid. Bitumen is now a Cat A toxic waste when two months ago it was solid inert waste? What. Ever.

EPA FA1L

Also, can someone give Kevin Rudd a quick overview of carrying capacity and ecosystem failure? The pustulent boil moonlighting as his brain doesn't seem capable of grasping the fact that Australia has exceeded its carrying capacity already. If we weren't, then why are we building factories to produce water at a massive energetic and environmental cost, why are our rivers dying and why are our farms dropping in food production capacity?

Grmmblegrrrrr/rant over

On the plus side poker tonight w0000t.
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From: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Date: Monday 12 October 2009 11.56am
To: David Thorne <david@27bslash6>
Subject: Adelaide loser

Only in a backwards town like Adelaide would you get dickheads who would write crap like you. You cant even write well. Thats the result of the sub standard backwards schools in Adelaide. Writing about monkeys and children starving. Spend a few nights with the Salvos feeding the homeless so you can write about that and at least people will go to your site and learn something loser. Little dick typical male. Face it when it comes to Adelaide it is full of dumb backwards hick arseholes that are totally devoid of social consciousness or culture.



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 12 October 2009 12.38pm
To: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Adelaide loser

Dear Roz,

Thankyou for your email. I apologise for the delay in replying. As you mentioned, Adelaide is a tad behind other cities not only in regards to consciousness and culture but also technology. Your email was received by Adelaide's only computer, a 386 housed in the public library powered by a duck on a treadmill, before being relayed to me by Morse code. Should you wish to contact me direct next time, my home number is dot dot dash dot dash dot dot dash.

Regards, David.



From: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Date: Tuesday 13 October 2009 9.18am
To: David Thorne <david@27bslash6>
Subject: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

Typical coming from such backwards piece of crap city like Adelaide. You just proved my point. LOL! Your reply shows what a bacwards hick you and everyone who lives in Adelaide is. I have homes in Hong Kong, Britain, Paris, USA, & Hawai, as well as Australia. I grew up in a house with 11 servants & a chaufer. And honey I have friends living in Laurel Canyon, & California who earn $400,000 a day in rock & roll. Poor Adeliade. No culture and no class. Be careful not to be a victim of a hit & run. Accidents happen all the time, so much cheaper in Adelaide. One phone call...



From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 13 October 2009 9.51am
To: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

Dear Roz,

Thankyou for your concern and kind offer but I should be fine for the moment in regards to monetary based injuries. Recently, I set up a stall at a women's golfing convention with a banner stating "Punch me in the head for one dollar." I made eight hundred and thirty dollars that day. Tax free. With the money raised, I intend to buy a bigger stall for next year's convention.

It must be nice to own several homes all over the planet. For many years I dreamt of experiencing the culture of Paris until I realised there would probably be a lot of French people there. They should do something about that. Contrary to your statement regarding Adelaide having no culture though, there is actually a large and thriving artistic community here but very little art is produced due mainly to the artists spending all their time displaying their scarves to each other and attending gallery exhibitions for the free alcohol, food and the chance to wash their armpits in the venue's bathroom.

Regards, David.



From: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Date: Tuesday 13 October 2009 2.14pm
To: David Thorne <david@27bslash6>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

You wouldn't know a thing about culture being from Adelaide. You are a bunch of inbred filthy convicts and are all a bunch of no hoppers. I won't even quote you how much money I make from my busenesses that I have in New York, Britain or Japan.



From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 13 October 2009 3.02pm
To: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser


Dear Roz,

Actually, while Adelaide may commonly be referred to as the murder capital of Australia due to having more serial killers per capita than any other city in Australia, it is ironically the only Australian capital city not founded by convicts. Adelaide is also referred to as the City of Churches due to the fact that there is a church on every corner. It is not surprising therefore that Adelaide also has a long history of child pedophilia. Another common misconception is that due to Adelaide's high number of churches, the city must be a very religious one. In fact, the number of churches is only necessary in order to cope with the number of funerals as a result of the number of murders that take place here.

You are also mistaken in regards to Adelaide containing no hoppers. I myself regularly hop. I am, in fact, the founder of the Adelaide Hopping Club, an organisation that meets each Tuesday to hop. We have so many members that it is often standing room only at the meetings. Which is obviously not a problem. Recently, we have been planning an event in which we intend to hop non stop from Adelaide to Sydney to raise not only awareness for the sport of hopping but also funds for a new charity we have set up called The Roz Knorr Hopping Foundation which will provide poor people with no legs a single artificial leg and accompanying hopping instructional video inspiringly titled 'Never Give Up Hop'.

Regards, David.



From: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Date: Wednesday 14 October 2009 11.16am
To: David Thorne <david@27bslash6>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

You wouldn't know the first thing about charity or giving back to the community. People from Adelaide don't do anything for the underprivileged in society. Go read Naomi Klein's 1999 book "No Logo" and join the ant-globalist movement & start defacing corporate posters in public places with political statements, or visit a sweat shop with 7 year olds in Mexico & blog about it. Until then you are just another selfish parasite taking from this planet. Watch your back. I leave for New York in my private plain this afternoon so I don't have any time for anymore of your pathetic hick town nonsense. Goodbye David.



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 15 October 2009 11.55am
To: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

Dear Roz,

Thankyou for excellent suggestions. Unfortunately I cannot afford the airfare to Mexico and even if I did, I do not know any seven year olds to take. It's a pity as I have heard that you can get really cheap soccer balls there. Coincidentally, I too have a private plain. It is actually more of a field but going by the amount of back-packers discovered buried in the area, quite private regardless. I was sitting in the middle of it reading your correspondence regarding poorly written books and eighties political statements when I realised you raise a valid point. I organised a garage sale, in which I sold my neighbours outdoor furniture, and used the proceeds to move to Nimbin. I spent today rubbing my body with crystals, dancing to Fleetwood Mac, writing poetry about rain drops and braiding my leg hair to form rope which I have used to construct dream catchers to sell at the local commune shop. As the commune rejects the concept of money and only accepts happy thoughts in exchange for goods, I am writing this using my laptop powered by karma as an alternative energy source. This email is being sent with an attachment of love.

Regards, David.



From: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Date: Friday 16 October 2009 10.41am
To: David Thorne <david@27bslash6>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

Dangerous ground loser. You do not know who you are dealing with. I know a lot of people.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 16 October 2009 11.09am
To: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

Dear Roz,

Yes, I realise you must know many people, I calculate the six real estate agents, pilot and co-pilot of your private plain, your rock and roll friends making $400,000 a day plus the eleven servants and chauffeur makes a total of twenty two. I am assuming the chauffeur is the person you intend to have me run over by, if not then twenty three. This total does not of course include the people you know from the Salvation Army, ant-globalist movements, sweat shop owners, the shop assistant at your local XXL Golf Pants'R'Us or members of the K.D. Lang Fan Club.

Regards, David.



From: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Date: Friday 16 October 2009 2.01pm
To: David Thorne <david@27bslash6>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

Email me agian and you will be sorry. Bye.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 16 October 2009 2.07pm
To: Roz Knorr <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adelaide loser

I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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:lol:

GOLD!
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Found a few from back in the day...
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:lol: i love that last one, brilliant!

:smt006 Karlos

David Thorne is too funny. Want a book of ALL these emails together. :smt005
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Aaaaaaah memories...

Good times
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I just sent a letter to someone....

P. Ennis

oh dear
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lynt wrote: Image
ffs cant find the gif we made of that one. classic.
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Hehehe...

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http://www.youtube.com/user/RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKEND

we have a new musical genious in this town and his name....



his name is RAED!
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Oh no they haven't, OH YES THEY DID!!!!

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zomg been mental busy. shattered. smashed work. done, dusted. ahead of the drill

now gimme gimme holidays, peace, quiet, stillness, hammock over creek, byron bay beers and beachfront cottage

no bloody work or getting up to feed animals or responsibility other than eating and drinking and lazing about

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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mecka wrote:
lynt wrote: Image
ffs cant find the gif we made of that one. classic.
Jesus that scared the shit out of me!
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Public transport old school tshirts. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of these, but I guess retro clothing is cool right?

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http://www.obeserecords.blogspot.com/
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almax wrote:http://www.youtube.com/user/RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKEND

we have a new musical genious in this town and his name....



his name is RAED!
FUCK!!
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almax wrote:http://www.youtube.com/user/RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKEND

we have a new musical genious in this town and his name....



his name is RAED!
I am just, wow, that's just wow I am literally lost for words.
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Amick wrote:Oh no they haven't, OH YES THEY DID!!!!

NSFW
on the mildly naughty theme: NSFW
DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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From the desk of Arnold Schwarzenegger...


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I think he got his point across.
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I would like to dedicate this one to all the honeyz in the place

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

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instant record deal imo.
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Yeah. Thomas the Tank.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

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That's GOLD! I reckon the Ice Cube one is better though
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Don't hate me for house
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thats the one that started it a few years back... and i think you posted it back then too jamessss.

theres HEAPS of them now.
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Still the best though!
Don't hate me for house
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system wrote:
Amick wrote:Oh no they haven't, OH YES THEY DID!!!!

NSFW
on the mildly naughty theme: NSFW
Nice. :lol:
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DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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Hardy wrote:I would like to dedicate this one to all the honeyz in the place

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

he is still 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKBELLEND
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mixtress wrote:From the desk of Arnold Schwarzenegger...


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I think he got his point across.
Having heard the Gov. speak, I was skeptical, as he is not known for being
Erudite.

If this is true,
Someone should commend him for the play on words

All actions should have a consequence.

Nevertheless, I’m inclined to
Admit that I’m no fan of the Melbourne
Zoo.
In fact, I’ve never been.
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and the award for best ever mb.com post goes to







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big call, i hope that wasn't for the Raed post.

speaking of which, i found this also

http://www.triplejunearthed.com/artists ... stID=13382
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oh lordy
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RAE2D wrote: BORN AND RAISED IN MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA GREW UP LISTING TOO HIP HOP LIKE LEGENDS DR..DRE ICE CUBE EMENM PUFF DADDY TWO PAC HAVING KNOW THAT HE GOTS THE FLOW RAED LEFT SCHOOL AT AN A YOUNG AGE NEVER COMPLEATED YAER.11 BUT WENT ON TO CONTINUE IN COLLAGE DIPLOMA OF AUDIO AND ELECTRONIC MUSIC PRODUCTION NOW 2007 HAS RESURFACED WITH BLAIZING HIP HOP OVER 7 ALBUMZ STILL FLOWIN
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what does that even say?!
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he is saying that 2007 has resurfaced, its not 2009 anymore.

he also has a collage of diplomas, a fkn scrap book just full of them!
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almax wrote: he also has a collage of diplomas, a fkn scrap book just full of them!
lollllllllllllz al
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but wait theres moar Raed

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... mId=354837

He was stalking Michael Gudinski for a record deal and was arrested for threatening to blow up Crown Casino.

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There are several things wrong with this pic:

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gashtatt
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Amick wrote:gashtatt
...not only that, but those arrows are the incorrect motion for a shoryuken.

Fail
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