TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[CoB]

oh damn, so good

[witty_pseudonym]

i have a feeling it's going to be a loooooooooooooooooooooong day.
at least there's only 14 more of them!!

[Blaxter]

Head hurty, nose runny.
good times over the wekend though.
Nice to finally meet Charliegirl and chat like old friends.

[DBoy]

Good Morning my friends, my family and my equals.
Welcome to MB.C 'the week 402' nothing thread sequels.
We are coming to you live from across the net.
Everything we say is straight up legitimate.
So get ready, get set, it is all systems go.
This is the thread that just with ultimate flow.
You know my rhyme be frightfully wak.
But it’s Monday morning so easy on the attack.

[apophenian]

Yo my homies this thread be illin',
But I'm at work, so I can't be chillin',
But I gotta do it, cos my rhymes be spillin',
You love it so much, y'all be thrillin',
My words are killing, I should be billing,
My tooth is sore, I need a filling.

[Blaxter]

Not knock ya lines
I'm fresh out of rhymes

[Lephrenic]

It's the post with the most in the thread about nothin
As I sit with my tea and my gluten free muffin
Slouching in my chair has put out my back
So caffeinated I might as well take up crack
Staring at Excel, turning into a vegetable
Leaving my rhyming ability questionable.

[aroes]

As I hold down the fort at the Dandy bottle shop
Fresh dole check, Woody Silver non stop
Teenage mums you know I got what ya wantin'
Ugg boots, Red Bull, ciggies, oxycontin

[DBoy]

Kickin up the style with prescription drug gags
Shiz, here I was thinking ya'll were fags.
Seems though you are still just scrawled tags
no intelligence or flow, just wannabe postin' dags.

[aroes]

DBoy yo, don't be dissin on my stilo
Cranny line massive we got rhymes by the kilo
New dad, nappy change, afternoon naps
Y'all can't touch my prescription drug raps

[Lizkins]

awesome y'all

[DBoy]

Boy you still weighing your style by the kilogram?
Step up - your playing like a hommie in Uzbekistan
I got style that go the distance of the Nile
So you wanna get some more diss - line up single file!

[aroes]

lol, i'm out

[Lil MiSbreaks]

10/10

[system]

[huge]

well played chaps.

[Amick]

[youthful_implants]

droppin science.

[witty_pseudonym]

like galileo dropped the orange?

[youthful_implants]

yeah its like that, and thats the way it is.

[DBoy]

Kris Kross were the greatest rappers of all time.




















































































no rly.

[Charlie73]

That was great guys!

Head hurty, nose runny.
good times over the wekend though.
Nice to finally meet Charliegirl and chat like old friends.

BEST to finally catch up in the fleshtones!

Lemme know when you around the streets so can go for beers......

[youthful_implants]

a girl I know decided to throw an emotion themed party where everyone has to dress up as an emotion.

some people came dressed in green for envy, others in yellow for happy....

as the party was winding down the door bell rang and the girl answered it to find two men standing outside the door butt naked. She looks down to notice that one has his cock in a bowl of custard and the other in a bowl of fruit.

Slightly startled she says "this is an emotion themed party boys I think you've come to the wrong place!"

the first one shakes his head and says "no not at all, I'm deep in dis-pear" while the other one says "and I'm fucking dis-custard!"

[andy_hoffman]

a girl I know decided to throw an emotion themed party where everyone has to dress up as an emotion.

some people came dressed in green for envy, others in yellow for happy....

as the party was winding down the door bell rang and the girl answered it to find two men standing outside the door butt naked. She looks down to notice that one has his cock in a bowl of custard and the other in a bowl of fruit.

Slightly startled she says "this is an emotion themed party boys I think you've come to the wrong place!"

the first one shakes his head and says "no not at all, I'm deep in dis-pear" while the other one says "and I'm fucking dis-custard!"

fukcing lolz!~

[DBoy]

really? I think my funny must be turned off today cause that joke is just not funny right?

[youthful_implants]

well I think its funny!

[Lizkins]

i reckon it was a dad joke, so maybe you need to switch the dad-joke funny button on D

[youthful_implants]

dad jokes ftw

[deviant]

http://forum.melbournebeats.com/viewtop ... f=2&t=4358

[ghetto kitty]

a girl I know decided to throw an emotion themed party where everyone has to dress up as an emotion.

some people came dressed in green for envy, others in yellow for happy....

as the party was winding down the door bell rang and the girl answered it to find two men standing outside the door butt naked. She looks down to notice that one has his cock in a bowl of custard and the other in a bowl of fruit.

Slightly startled she says "this is an emotion themed party boys I think you've come to the wrong place!"

the first one shakes his head and says "no not at all, I'm deep in dis-pear" while the other one says "and I'm fucking dis-custard!"

that is one of my total of 3 jokes.



it makes a lot more sense if they are indians, then the words work better, but then your a racist too. hehehe.

[witty_pseudonym]

wow, i wanna be a student again - the proper kind that doesn't work full time and study.
coffees on the lawn in the sunshine, surrounded by keen kids eager to learn, cute boys in scruffy clothes and over tarted girls that are only good for lolling at.
quite a nice leafy campus too - certainly beats a fluro lit cubicle.

edit: not to mention the cheeeeeaaaap food and coffee. city prices are for gheys.

[DBoy]

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

[youthful_implants]

how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?






















pick it up and suck its cock!

[system]

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

pretty much the only reason why i watched every episode of "how to make it in america" yanno

mad choon

[DBoy]

Could listen to it all day on repeat. System knows.

[Lephrenic]

What do you call a crawling bug that lip syncs?











A millivanillipede.

[youthful_implants]

What do you call a crawling bug that lip syncs?











A millivanillipede.

hahahaha

[Feigan]

^ very Good.

what did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wassssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup B.

[DBoy]

Smoothest of the smooth yeah? If you don't know, now you knowwwww nigga.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

[Lizkins]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(folks, you're gonna luv this)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[youthful_implants]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(folks, you're gonna luv this)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

hahahaha thats great!

[Lizkins]

i know! i bloody laughed at it, and then rolled my eyes. its so bad its good lol

[fooishbar]

GROAN haha

[witty_pseudonym]

oh dear.

[youthful_implants]

why did the little girl fall off the swing?



because she has no arms.




why did no one help her up?




because she has AIDS

[fooishbar]

a more nuanced variation on:

why did the boy fall off the bike?




because his uncle threw a fridge at him.

[Lizkins]

i love those jokes, well funny

[almax]

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/ ... -vdre.html

[DBoy]

WTF

This next song is about Frankston. We shoulda stayed to hear that one Max.

[ghetto kitty]

hai guys...

too busy to read the jokes

kitty loves you though!