TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Post by **lucas** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:14 am

Jeezus.

I bet the assistant is wishing he/she didn't get out of bed today.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:16 am

did the fish come out?

Post by **Friday** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:20 am

amazingly the fish are ok!

that's what i was worried about!

a bit traumatized but ok.... i think they're going to call the fish doctor to see if they need any sedatives or something after all the drama

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:26 am

the fish doctor hey....

is he a specialist or a GP for fish???

does he bulk bill???

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:29 am

i can just see duce bigalow rocking round now

Post by **Friday** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:57 am

someone i know was telling me about this time they had to call a fish doctor for their fish at home...

this guy came speeding over on a little vespa thing with a flashing light and fish doctor written on the side and on his helmet

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:59 am

Friday wrote:

someone i know was telling me about this time they had to call a fish doctor for their fish at home...

this guy came speeding over on a little vespa thing with a flashing light and fish doctor written on the side and on his helmet

that was me....

but the wrong sort of fish....

I too have fish doctor written on my helmet....

Post by **Friday** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:13 pm

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:15 pm

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:27 pm

once again the image of Duece comes to mind.

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:54 pm

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:06 pm

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:18 pm

Post by **lynt** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:54 pm

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:10 pm

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:13 pm

sneak · Post by **sneak** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:21 pm

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:23 pm

lynt wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Applause all round on that one...

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:27 pm

anyone else go to the cricket yesterday? it rocked

Post by **lynt** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:32 pm

the last half hour was disgraceful.

how many runs do you want to "give" away?

mcgrath sorted em though

oh wait, it was a friendly match. yeah was all good

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:51 pm

http://www.westsideturks.cjb.net

probably one of the funniest sites i've seen in a while.

fully sik.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:53 pm

STEVE WAUGH!!! LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for that, man was my childhood hero.

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:57 pm

last time I saw Stevie, was @ Nando's in southbank, he got a shit load of food for free....

might have had something to do with the Sri Lankan owners, I don't know....

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:05 pm

lynt wrote:the last half hour was disgraceful.

how many runs do you want to "give" away?

mcgrath sorted em though

oh wait, it was a friendly match. yeah was all good

the more the better because 3M were giving $1000 to charity for every run & $50,000 for every 6!!! they ended up donating 500,000+. good stuff!

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:34 pm

mkultra wrote:last time I saw Stevie, was @ Nando's in southbank, he got a shit load of food for free....

might have had something to do with the Sri Lankan owners, I don't know....

It's because he's a legend, a dead set LEGEND

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:17 pm

I think he gave the owner a few autographs for his food...

I was surprised at how short he was....

Post by **lucas** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:22 pm

I saw Peter Brock outside my work the other day.

That man is tiny!

Post by **lynt** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:24 pm

I too saw Peter brock out.

Post by **Friday** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:40 pm

oooohhh!

we just got a massive box of paddle pops given to us.

yay!!!

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:43 pm

lynt wrote:I too saw Peter brock out.

I kissed a girl that was best mates with his daughter...Massive Massive pool party at the brocks masion in Diamond Ck..And his HSV Monaro sitting in his driveway, built to his own specs was the ducks nuts!

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:00 pm

Peter Brock has a toilet in his house with one way windows. A friend of mine had issues using it. Shy bladder and all. Just useless trivia for you.

Post by **Friday** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:07 pm

Ani wrote:Peter Brock has a toilet in his house with one way windows. A friend of mine had issues using it. Shy bladder and all. Just useless trivia for you.

like this....

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:08 pm

lol, i love that pic. I think Melbourne should follow suit

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:16 pm

correct me if I'm wrong but the way two way mirrors work if you switch the light on inside the toilet when its dark outside everyone outside would be able to see you pee? talk about exposure

Post by **lucas** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:17 pm

That phot's pretty funny.

The woman in it looks like she really needs to go, but she's not quite sure.

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:22 pm

sk... i think it's just always a one way mirror, no matter the light. Don't know how though...

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:40 pm

yes you're right. I stand corrected

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 257370.stm

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:51 am

sorry fucken shite website I was on....

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:52 am

that pic doesn't load mk..

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:56 am

speaking of crappers...

the ones at Cargo are pretty cool. they're all glass but as soon as you turn the lock the windows fog up.

no idea how it's done though

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:58 am

"speaking of crappers"

I'm pretty sure one wasn't working the last time I was there....

you could piss freely for all to see..

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:59 am

eskay wrote:that pic doesn't load mk..

copy paste the link

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:01 am

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:19 am

Good morning all !

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:38 am

Good Moaning

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:44 am

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
eskay wrote:that pic doesn't load mk..
copy paste the link

It wasn't worth it in the end...

Post by **lynt** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:16 am

much like D's couch

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:29 am

At least it is comfy!!! I actaully chuck black covers over them and- presto- class with out having to spend $$$. I have 4 of the suckers, selling two and keeping two- much love. (the photo does not do justice- they have just been cleaned too)

By the way for those interested I now have 3 offers. As far as I am concerned I will sell them for $100 to anyone from here ($120 in the TP) and the first person to come and get can have them.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:51 pm

lynt wrote:much like D's couch

huhu

I'll be up for one for $50 if someone else wants the other?