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Polecat wrote:how do i cook osso bucco? anyone know how? :)
Buy 3-4 osso bucco chunks from supermarket.

Chop an onion, carrots and celery and cook em till lightly suateed (sp?)...by that i mean still a lil crunchy. Once sauteed put em aside.

Brown osso bucco - not cook just brown them.

Then add 2-3 cups of water and some beef stock and put vegies back, salt and pepper, add a couple of bay leaves to taste then simmer for 30-40mins until most of the water is absorbed...

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P.S - Make sure u suck all that MARROW outta those osso bucco bines...Thats shits the shizzznit! so good for you too...Enjoy PC ;)
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Polecat wrote:how do i cook osso bucco? anyone know how? :)
you could make it properly or if your feeling lazy they have the sauces already made up in jars.

all you need then is the osso bucco from the butchers and some spuds.
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Fents wrote:
Polecat wrote:how do i cook osso bucco? anyone know how? :)
Buy 3-4 osso bucco chunks from supermarket.

Chop an onion, carrots and celery and cook em till lightly suateed (sp?)...by that i mean still a lil crunchy. Once sauteed put em aside.

Brown osso bucco - not cook just brown them.

Then add 2-3 cups of water and some beef stock and put vegies back, salt and pepper, add a couple of bay leaves to taste then simmer for 30-40mins until most of the water is absorbed...

Im not just a pretty face. :D

P.S - Make sure u suck all that MARROW outta those osso bucco bines...Thats shits the shizzznit! so good for you too...Enjoy PC ;)
you can also bake it in the pan
flippo wrote:can anyone else ever see bacteria swimming around on their eyes, or bits of dust that have landed there, when they squint and get the focus and light right?
Its not so much bacteria as loose blood cells.. .
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"something funny"
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mecka wrote:
Fents wrote:
flippo wrote:can anyone else ever see bacteria swimming around on their eyes, or bits of dust that have landed there, when they squint and get the focus and light right?
Its not so much bacteria as loose blood cells.. .
sweet. So you can see em? sometimes i swear i can see their flagelums. Im not sure if thats physicaly possible tho.... heh
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factory worker wrote:"something funny"
:banghead: :sad3:

spose I asked for it tho.
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The retina in humans (and all other vertebrates) is actually "upside down"—that is, the photoreceptors are at the back of the retina, and the blood vessels, at the front. (Interestingly, the retina in invertebrates, such as the octopus, is similar in structure but "right-side up.") Therefore, light reaching your photoreceptors has to travel through your blood vessels (and a couple more layers of neurons) first. You might think that this should mean that you would see your blood vessels and other retinal neurons in your vision all the time, but in fact you don't, because your photoreceptors are designed to detect changes in the visual scene.

Your eyes are making very small movements (jitters) all the time. Even when you think you are looking steadily at something, the image of the object is actually moving slightly on your retina so that your photoreceptors can detect it. But the blood vessels and neurons are truly fixed on the retina, so your photoreceptors adapt to the light levels filtered through them and do not respond to their image. When you are looking at a very unstructured visual scene, such as a blue sky, with nothing more strongly patterned to distract you, you can often see the white blood cells moving in your blood vessels, precisely because they are moving rather than fixed in position on your eye. Moreover, when an optometrist shines a light into your eye to check your retina, the light projects the blood vessel image onto a different set of photoreceptors in the retina. Those photoreceptors respond to the image, and you can suddenly see the network of blood vessels in your eye. Conversely, if you were to wear special goggles that corrected for the tiny jittery movements of your eyes so that an image from the outside world would be truly stabilized on your retina, the image would appear to fade away as your photoreceptors adapted to its constant presence.


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flippo wrote:can anyone else ever see bacteria swimming around on their eyes, or bits of dust that have landed there, when they squint and get the focus and light right?
I can get rid of that bacteria. Just come round to my house with a bottle of vodka and a coathanger and I'll sort it in no time. Piece o' piss!
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Hardy wrote:
flippo wrote:can anyone else ever see bacteria swimming around on their eyes, or bits of dust that have landed there, when they squint and get the focus and light right?
I can get rid of that bacteria. Just come round to my house with a bottle of vodka and a coathanger and I'll sort it in no time. Piece o' piss!
elaborate, especialy the coathanger part....
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I love that photo. The whole thing was a storm in a teacup. If you look past the piss thing, it's actually quite a beautiful pic.
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Hardy wrote:I love that photo. The whole thing was a storm in a teacup. If you look past the piss thing, it's actually quite a beautiful pic.
Agreed, hence the "drink more water" thing. Love a good storm in a teacup, especially when the yanks get all uppity about such trivial garbage. Usually just before they go to their local bondage joint for a hand shandy in some crotchless chaps.

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great_magnet wrote:
Hardy wrote:I love that photo. The whole thing was a storm in a teacup. If you look past the piss thing, it's actually quite a beautiful pic.
Agreed, hence the "drink more water" thing. Love a good storm in a teacup, especially when the yanks get all uppity about such trivial garbage. Usually just before they go to their local bondage joint for a hand shandy in some crotchless chaps.

Irony.
double agreed. I thought it was a really effective piece of art. However........

the guy was obviously trying to cause controversey, otherwise he wouldn't have called it "piss christ".
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mrj wrote:
great_magnet wrote:
Hardy wrote:I love that photo. The whole thing was a storm in a teacup. If you look past the piss thing, it's actually quite a beautiful pic.
Agreed, hence the "drink more water" thing. Love a good storm in a teacup, especially when the yanks get all uppity about such trivial garbage. Usually just before they go to their local bondage joint for a hand shandy in some crotchless chaps.

Irony.
double agreed. I thought it was a really effective piece of art. However........

the guy was obviously trying to cause controversey, otherwise he wouldn't have called it "piss christ".
For sure, twas an exercise in button pushing...
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flippo wrote:
Hardy wrote:
flippo wrote:can anyone else ever see bacteria swimming around on their eyes, or bits of dust that have landed there, when they squint and get the focus and light right?
I can get rid of that bacteria. Just come round to my house with a bottle of vodka and a coathanger and I'll sort it in no time. Piece o' piss!
elaborate, especialy the coathanger part....
Relax, it's a very simple, common procedure. Trust me, i'm a doctor. Now hold still while I inject you with windex.
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copping a mighty fisting right there.^^^
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I want to buy a new desk lamp. Who's got links or stores!?
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there's a really small company that doesn't have many stores here in melbourne but they have decent stuff at cheap prices. you might not have heard of them...

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mecka wrote:there's a really small company that doesn't have many stores here in melbourne but they have decent stuff at cheap prices. you might not have heard of them...

ikea.

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Nice poster, lamp, amp and LP.
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lynt wrote:Nice poster, lamp, amp and LP.
Geez way to forget the speaker and mixer man!

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so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?
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mrj wrote:so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?

I'll sleep when I'm dead
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Mellogs wrote:
mrj wrote:so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?

I'll sleep when I'm dead
:script: sleep is for the weak not the weekend....
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:lol: nice one fents
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Fents wrote:
Mellogs wrote:
mrj wrote:so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?

I'll sleep when I'm dead
:script: sleep is for the weak not the weekend....
oh oh oh!

I know this one!!!

question is, "What does it say in the Black Cat toilets!"
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mrj wrote:so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?
broke !

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fents! aren't you the knowledgeable one knowing how to do Osso Bucco! I am very impressed. Thanks for the tips! 8)

I used a recipe from the Stephanie Alexander Cooks Companion book which was a bit like yours. I only did 2 huge osso bucco pieces and I floured them and browned them, added 1/2 cup of wine until bubbling, then 6 chopped garlic cloves, 1 cup chicken stock and 1 tin of tomatoes. Then wacked it all in the oven for a VERY long time.

Then I made up some Gremolata to go on top when serving. 1/2 cup chopped flat leaf parsely, 2 garlic cloves crushed and 1 zested lemon all mixed together. YUMMM!

The dinner was superb except for not being ready until 10PM. LOL. I'm not much good with the timing, but the meat was lovely and soft by then! 8)
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mrj wrote:so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?
me = broke, so I'll be toasty warm in front of the heater watching cricket tonight.
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Dinner and drinks both nights then a house party on Saturday night with my bro before he goes off to South America for 4 months. Gonna miss our weekly big steak and imported beer nights... :cry: :cry:
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yeah I'm staying home because I'm ill (not in the sense that I've been illin but in the sense that I've been forced to do some hard core chillin).

I used to think I could sleep when I'm dead. Then I found that the fact that I wasn't sleeping meant that the whole death thing would arrive a LOT sooner than expected.
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Fents wrote:
Mellogs wrote:
mrj wrote:so who's staying home tonight because they are sick/broke/tired then eh?

I'll sleep when I'm dead
:script: sleep is for the weak not the weekend....
word up. i'll sleep whenever i've had my cookies and milo. bitches.
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mecka wrote:
Fents wrote:
Mellogs wrote:
I'll sleep when I'm dead
:script: sleep is for the weak not the weekend....
word up. i'll sleep whenever i've had my cookies and milo. bitches.

oreo double stuffed cookies by any chance?
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lucas wrote:Image
How cute are cats? I mean, how CUTE are they?
I'm at work still, pissed, about to go home. They are very cute. Big ups to puddy's.
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mrj wrote:yeah I'm staying home because I'm ill (not in the sense that I've been illin but in the sense that I've been forced to do some hard core chillin).

I used to think I could sleep when I'm dead. Then I found that the fact that I wasn't sleeping meant that the whole death thing would arrive a LOT sooner than expected.
ok so maybe I didn't stay home

and maybe I am still up

and maybe I'm not sure eaxtcly which way is up at this point

.....has anyone seen my monocle. LIAR. I DONT HAVE ONE
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reverb wrote:
lucas wrote:Image
How cute are cats? I mean, how CUTE are they?
I'm at work still, pissed, about to go home. They are very cute. Big ups to puddy's.
LOOK AT HIM! SO CUTE!

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Mellogs wrote:
mecka wrote:
Fents wrote: :script: sleep is for the weak not the weekend....
word up. i'll sleep whenever i've had my cookies and milo. bitches.

oreo double stuffed cookies by any chance?
or the ones with peanut butter filling.
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