great_magnet wrote:Misuzu's Sake Bar for dinner tomorrow night... I will be rolling out the door chock filled with Almond Prawns, Wafu Beef, Yaki Niku and Tempura Prawns... love
Yuuumm!
double YUM
GM
.. next time dont give me an excuse
.. i have emailed you something to get you started. we talk speeds and feeds when we catch up next. LB perhaps?
Word on the LB Fi, will be front and centre. No excuse sorry, just feeling guilty for lack of patronage at stuff and things lately...
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
There's a dude that sits near me called Hung..
Every time he asks me a question, I answer "Well....Hung......"
I'm extremley bored and dis-spirited. also I smell like mothballs
I need a new hobby. can someone suggest a new hobby.....
I thought about learning to play the piano but
a) I don't have a piano
b) If I got a piano I wouldn't have anywhere to put it
c) If I did have somewhere to put it likely my neighbours would complain about the noise
d) If I killed my neighbours I would go to jail
Do they offer piano tutelage in jail?
New hobby suggestion please
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
OMFG I got an SMS from some random number I didn't know a few weeks ago... with that exact joke. I still don't know who sent me that message.
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
OMFG I got an SMS from some random number I didn't know a few weeks ago... with that exact joke. I still don't know who sent me that message.
Speaking of random messages.. I got one at 4.30 in the morning the other day (Pissed me off cos it woke me up from deep sleep). "Hi, Jessica won't be able to come in to work tomorrow as she's still sick", I replied "No problems, Please tell her that she can collect her things in a box at the from door as of tomorrow"
Hhhhmmmmmmmm RCC's ey? Only thing is I wasn't into them as a kid so I can't really imagine getting into them as an adult
Its worth a shot though. Maybe I could get a RC Plane and hook up a web cam or something and run a web site which has footage taken from the web cam as I do fly overs of nudist beaches/resorts
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".
The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
OMFG I got an SMS from some random number I didn't know a few weeks ago... with that exact joke. I still don't know who sent me that message.
Speaking of random messages.. I got one at 4.30 in the morning the other day (Pissed me off cos it woke me up from deep sleep). "Hi, Jessica won't be able to come in to work tomorrow as she's still sick", I replied "No problems, Please tell her that she can collect her things in a box at the from door as of tomorrow"
hahahahahahahah Poor Jessica is currently looking for a job cos of you. what a pisser.
mecka wrote:
OMFG I got an SMS from some random number I didn't know a few weeks ago... with that exact joke. I still don't know who sent me that message.
Speaking of random messages.. I got one at 4.30 in the morning the other day (Pissed me off cos it woke me up from deep sleep). "Hi, Jessica won't be able to come in to work tomorrow as she's still sick", I replied "No problems, Please tell her that she can collect her things in a box at the from door as of tomorrow"
hahahahahahahah Poor Jessica is currently looking for a job cos of you. what a pisser.
Lol, that's great.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
mecka wrote:
OMFG I got an SMS from some random number I didn't know a few weeks ago... with that exact joke. I still don't know who sent me that message.
Sooty - ever so naughty,
Sooty - never gets caught,
He is a little rascal,
In trouble all the while. . .
Izzy Wizzy let's get busy, (?):?
Is his magic spell, (?):?
What will happen when he says it,(?):?
one can never tell
One can never tell !!!! (paedophile overtones emerge)
I got an SMS from some random number I didn't know a few weeks ago... with that exact joke. I still don't know who sent me that message.
Poor Jessica is currently looking for a job cos of you. what a pisser.
